Terrible movie posters

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This is a masterpiece

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thats from a pinball game, not a movie poster

Its literally impossible for Winona Ryder not to look like a sexy minx, even when she is said for her kid in Stranger Things she looks sassy.

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I never understood this guy and "fluffy".
I have never ever thought as health risk levels of fat to be "fluff".

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Like really, did they expect this fucking movie to succeed with that thing in it?

I mean if I were a kid, I'd make sure to avoid it.

this really sets the bar low, few can compete with this trash

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Let me try.

Blue skies really don't prepare you for such a dark tale

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Don't be so mean to Whoopi

there's literally nothing wrong with this

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Why are Bond posters so basic now? They used to be something special

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Look at this dog

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Bad poster, kino film.

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Legendary.

haha wow

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Damn! Jamie Lee Curtis looks like that?

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mfw hivemind

bonus round

>this was released in cinemas

oh jesus Dave Matthews is in this damn that must be horrible

Literally my 3rd Grade book report title page

Double whammy of Cube incoming

I liked it. Completely forgot about it until I saw that poster again.

>Woody Harrelson as a Retard Pedo in Sunchaser

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Looks like the cover of a memoir

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this is just mediocre, not really laughable, like Ice Cube's movies

Starring Jack Black and a 47 year old blonde woman.

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that fucking arm

>5 second hivemind
holy shit

HARAMBE! NOOO!!

Actually, it's a sweet coming of age film. The dog doesn't smile, talk or have magical powers, he's just a dog who's too big for his surroundings and is a nuisance. The film is hardly about him anyway, it's a little girl's story about accepting life and sadness while also learning to relish the company of others.

Unfortunately, Hollywood cannot advertise a tender heartfelt film to you, so they packaged it as a 'goofy magical dog' film. Hence the shitty poster.

Dave Matthews is pretty good in it.

spoilered for horrorshow

I don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to be.

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saw it in theaters u mad

>they added a nipple to one of the mantits

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this looks good t b h

He's been losing a lot of weight lately. He wont be able to use Fluffy anymore soon.

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so...what happened?

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Fluffy is a cute Mexican way of saying your big bones and not fat.
That's all it is.
I had Mexican girlfriends and they think the whole "fluffy" thing is cute.
Mexican guys, however, think he's a piece of shit.

there's another poster of zookeeper with the same gorilla WITH HIS SAME FUCKIGN FACE

>when the dog burns a horde of Arabic children crying for their parents
>we then see a small child with a huge grin on his face as he is just now able to walk for the first time, due to a birth defect
>his bedridden grandfather sees this and imagines the wonderful life he will have
>the hospital is then bombed by a drone
>piloted by the dog
>5 years later show the dog on the streets with a broken picture of his now ex-bitch and a sign that says "was a vet, will please help me"
>he is doing this because he cannot afford his therapy or dog booze anymore
>he is in a constant state of withdrawal
>the bitch is taking the pups away from him, since he is unstable
This movie was a bit too real for my tastes, but great if you are a history nerd

post the one with Ron Perlman looking like he's given up

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I will never understand this. How can you have the budget to hire relatively famous actors but not a few hundred bucks to get a guy who actually knows photoshop?

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or better yet, just have the actors pose for the poster

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Is it really so hard to get a group of b actors to lean against a door? also the door looks fucking huge

A good poster doesn't make you money. These are the types of movies where the poster really doesn't matter. It's the idea and who's in the movie that matters in these cases. Notice that most of the movies posted in these threads are comedies? It's because the audience choses comedies almost soley based on who's in them, who made them and the funny jokes in the trailer. The poster is irrelevant. If a poster won't make the studio money, the studio doesn't bother with them.

>know how to tie a sophisticated tie
>taught myself on my own with a mirrored video
>eventually make my ties business like
>get comments from many females cuz they never see guys with a tied done right
>see this image
>oh its so cool some bitch is yanking on your tie you took time to make look good so you don't get judged as some loser
>get triggered

No this is not realistic.
Any person who ties a tie to look professional to have someone yank on it is very unprofessional and a nuisance.

I'm starting to think Uma Thurman keeps having terrible movie posters

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thinking of hanging this bad boy on my wall.

there we go

Ron Perlman's wife really loves new shoes

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Kino

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MORE LIKE PINO...

PINO GRIGIO

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did they photoshop his fucking chin and jaw

i am dying laughing, jesus christ
hes like smug harambe

That's fucking beautiful you fag.

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van art/10

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such chemistry, it's almost as if they are in the same studio

>poster gives away the only plot twist in the movie that might have made it interesting

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>REALER THAN REAL

this is mindblowing

>Great things come in bears.

looks like die hard 2 poster

Yes when that 2000 foot flaming robot attacked the city at the end it was quite the surprise.

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How did this get past marketing? Not a single person in the entire process of making the concept for the poster, writing the tagline, actually rendering the poster, putting on the title and credits, checking the finished product, then finally releasing it, noticed "Hey it looks like Yogi is fucking Boo Boo up the ass and the tagline even says he's ejaculating in a bear".

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wait,

Koreans watch western movies?

why

look at that face

Das it mane

Is that motherfucking kimbo slice in the back?

random sparks and embers

if those are allowed then bollywood shoudl be allowed to

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice#Filmography

Oh my god it is.

RIP

No one said they weren't

Rip sweet prince

Is this a good movie? I'd watch it because of Foley

oh no fat mc ride died? i liked his street fighting videos

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How has this not been posted yet? It was on here for weeks about them CGIing his arm.

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>Come in bears

>That scarring rape face and the actual positioning

Holy shit, there's no way this was a mere coincidence. These absolute Mad Men actually made a poster featuring Yogi raping Boo Boo. My sides can't take it!

Tom H.H. Mot is my favorite actor

xd hallo reddit

Angels && Slegna is the definition of kino

Hard mode, it has to be a good movie.

do more of these

The Nicolas Cage Onslaught begins now.

>Tom H.H. Mot is Robert Trebor Si
just fucking perfect

kek this is gonna be good

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>this whole thread

just remember if you wanna be an a list celebrity you gotta do this shit too

No fuck you, you can't use that pose, it was already used here:
And the Chris Evans one at least made sense thematically. In the McConaughey one it looks like she's just got him on a kinky sex leash. Fucking posters REEEEE.

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eugh, he has some really nasty, fucked up fingernails

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My contribution to this thread.

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>I didn't fall asleep once
>>Mel Brooks

for years i thought he was in a straitjacket on that poster, till I saw the movie

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haha woah

this poster is funnier than the movie

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Lol

I swear there was an edit of this where McConaughey's face was on all three of the pictures behind them

wow, that doesn't even change much. he has a really symmetrical face

>events of the movie mirror the Oklahoma City bombings
>written about a year before, released just days after it
was this the first example of cinematic meme magic?

I post this in every one of these threads because I love it.

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I'd be more concerned about the interdimensional portal hidden in his jacket that he just put his arm into.

That dog looks mentally retarded.

I'm thinking of hanging you from a tree like the fruit you are

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>Hnkbabc Kenax
goddamn dyslexic typists

Hate hate hate this poster

>Infected Butthole: The Movie

This movie was such an enigma. Director's cut when?

Why is Nic always confused on posters?

So fucking punchable.

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The mincing look on the best friend
The way the girl's cunt looks like a sofa
All their queasy expressions
The attention given to a glowing rock
The font that looks like it is comprised of dried fecal matter
That useless shit flying in the background

saw it in theaters back in '05. i cri evrytim

Literally no one saw that movie.

I love how he basically looks the same.

>Will Sasso's expression
Hilarious.

This is the first time I have even been aware of it myself.

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>Budget: $40 million
>Box office: $694,782

This has to be a bootleg

ouch thats painful

Holy shit, that's perfect.

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This the first poster in the thread where the actors posed for the image. And that would be great. Except it's not the FUCKING SAME CAT FROM THE MOVIE. It's a completely different breed and age.

he's got that kit harrington kind of look to him

I thought there was a dinosaur head on top of the tent before I zoomed in.

kek

I can be ur devil

can't fucking breathe

or ur angle

fun fact: the type of skin that makes your lips is the same type of skin that makes your butthole.

Don't know the movie
But there's nothing wrong with the poster

That's fucking hilarious

>and the voice of Eric Roberts

angels & slegna confirmed kino

The classic.

>costume designer DANIINAD

Who would win?
>The Trurt
or
>Tsust

Apart from the decapitated heads mounted on mannequins.

100% chance that it was money laundering like Food Fight

>MAAM

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Why does he look like he's made out of clay

>Fathom Studios began development on Delgo in 1999; animation work began in 2001
>Release dates: December 12, 2008

>Mars Needs Moms
>nigger looking alien with lustful gaze with his hands reaching out as if to grab some white MILF breasts

what the fuck were they THINKING?

That's what money laundering looks like. Again, turn to Food Fight. Look up its development cycle and get back to me.

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the trailer look like it had been directed by a computer

>Ryan Reynolds chops off Ratgirl's head
SIGN ME UP

>VCD is for Cocktail
>English text is fucking Pepe Likes Tacos

The man stays busy

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I don't get it, what's wrong with this poster? Looks like typical rom com shit

everything about that movie looks offensive

The fact that McConaughey looks like he's made of wax

Y Po

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Casper's head looks photoshopped

>just when u thought I forgot about this poster

How was this a kids movie it gave me nightmare fuel

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This is killing me, so bad it's almost a Tim and Eric kind of bad on purpose funny

MOOOOOOM

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BOIIII

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check em

The only problem with that is they shoved Geordie and Worf to the side and decreased their size because they are persons of color

that hand

wow

I thought I was the only one

Looks like a pamphlet for a retirement home

The Trurt is overburdened with bags while Tsust has his hands free for asskicking, but the Trurt brought two armed Elijah Woods as backup. The Trurt wins in disgrace via cheating.

de niro's mouth looks like fatty window era brando's mouth

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The lead is a director and has his film end with a long scene of the protag and his dog gt shot a bunch of times.

Even putting aside how dumb it is to cut off mot of the film's title, it's a stupid poster. Where are they? Are they on the Quidditch pitch? Why is part of London in the background? Why is Dumbledore dancing?

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This is top POSTER KINO

It's a top tier reaction image

>>Even putting aside how dumb it is to cut off mot of the film's title
They cut Tom H.H. Mot out of the film? Disgraceful.

>he doesn't know the pasta

Yeah, just like other projects that go missing for years on end, then suddenly emerge as """""""""""""completed"""""""""""".

>Osip, when the lights go out...that's me!

Sue me

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Saved, lad.

Holy shit, what a great find

keep these coming, I'm dying

Holy shit that's rad. Saved.

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where are the edits?

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Reminds me of Jean Reno

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Why is the text on the top button upside down relative to the user?

What DID they mean by this?

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing. This is the best thing I've ever seen

kek

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Go nuts

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How are these so shit? Don't the producers care enough to make sure the promotional material don't look like complete ass? The directors of these films are apparently OK with their films' posters looking like this? Why isn't anyone pulling any strings so that this doesn't happen?

Fair enough if it's a low budget romcom no one will remember, but some of these films have massive budgets. How much can it possibly cost to have an actual decent marketing agency with talented people design your film's poster?

Moonman?

Why didn't they just do a bird's eye shot for this one? I understand this is an iconic part of Gulliver's Travels but this just looks awful. The focus is his crotch and his head is rising over his body like the babysun from Tellytubbies

this poster only made me want to see this movie, the poster is better than the movie

/meme

still better than all these shitty photoshop jobs that look like that scene of the rock staring vin diesel down in fast and furious where they are standing like sideways from one another

r u fucking kidding?

>Jack Black standing in a hole smiling at the corpse those tiny people are hauling away.

Ayy

I really hate posters that tell you nothing about the film

The poster makes this heap of shit look somewhat watchable for kids tbqh

It features two wax figurines that come to life. The dilemma is whether two living figurines can have human rights or not.
It's really quite an interesting film.

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Why is the hand in the top picture in colour like that?

I keep forgetting that i've seen most of these...

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Terrific Fun is my favourite comedy

pls go and stay go

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CHRISTTSIRHC

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URAMESHI

that guy in the wheelchair deserves all my kek's

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He actually looks more normal since his eyes match now, kek

Is that Alpah Xino?

>I could care less
>could care less

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6 seconds in paint

I don't particularly remember it, but this was my favorite film when I was super little. Apparently I rented it something like 50 times. I don't know why my mom didn't just buy it at some point, that was pretty dumb.

god I fucking love race

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How typical of Raven.

why'd these have to come at the end of the thread?

It'll be $14.99

[spoiler[Plust tip[/spoiler]

we don't like to make templates so one has to sacrifice himself to make one

template was posted late

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Check the lighting

I would not be shocked if this was meant to be the poster for Ghost Rider.

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Make thread for it

>FLUULF MOOM

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go nuts

>"I'm gonna go on Cred Forums and make an ironic joke on an ironic joke! They'll love it!"

UGHGHGH UMMMMMMMMM....

I actually teared up from laughing, user. Holy shit

Amazing tagline desu senpai

I cant believe I saw this shit in theaters.

>Ronnie Perlmutter was in the Scorpion King part 3 but he'll never be in Hell Boy part 3

screw this homoerotic planet