Why this guy is in everything now?

why this guy is in everything now?

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because people like him and he has made otherwise certain flops into hits and helped make stupid shit like fast and furious billion dollar franchises

he is popular and his acting skills are not atrocious. as long as he keeps making studios money he will continue to be in everything.

he look like giant penis

Why has he been in nothing but shit for the past 10+ years?

He's a pretty cool dude.
I like him, seems like the kinda guy you could grab a few beers, talk about stuff, suck his enormous dick.

he's a POC that rednecks and racists give a free pass to because they smelled what he was cooking years ago

Let's just hope he doesn't start unnecessary drama during the dceu sets like he did with Vin.

Can someone post that webm of Vin walking up to Rock and its clearly edited to make Vin look taller?

He's gay.

he puts asses in seats

just give us The rundown 2 already

Im seriously sick of seeing him everywhere. I expect a backlash in a couple years. He's way over exposed

he have giant penis

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because hes charismatic and easy/fun to work with
I mean I dont like most of his movies but he seems like a super chill nice dude

What happened to Seann William Scott? I always liked him.

Dunno, but he was great in this, a perfect comedy sidekick. Doubt he'll be in the sequel because they want Jonah Hill to be the new one.

Imagine if he did porn

He'd be the greatest porn star of all time

thats not what ring rats confessions says

most aesthetic human being on earth

that's dwayne the rock johnson

charisma and long term goodwill from being kids (now grown adults) favorite wrestler

I don't think we should shit on him too much. He's gone from being a WWF wrestler to being a major action star in big box office movies. He's no Arnie or Sly, but he's done alright for himself.

I just watched that again last week, I love that movie.

How do you know how a penis looks like?

He is this generation's Arnold Schwarzenegger

he knows how to suck dick like nobody's business

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thats... sort of really gay.

Actual answer here.

He has seven-to-ten years left - tops - in his movie career. After that he's moving into politics. Republicans think they have another Arnie on their hands, and they're probably right. They're going to make this guy the Florida governorship.

Big difference between him and Arnold though - Johnson is a natural-born citizen.

That's right boys, Dwayne The Rock Johnson's going to run for President in 2032. Mark your calenders. It's real.

Supremely confident, well-spoken, charismatic, clean record, minority. Is there any doubt that this man would be unbeatable?

Every movie project he does from here on out is tailored to aid in that goal. The signs are obvious once you look for them.

He's the top earning actor of the year.

The Rock's career is interesting because if he never did wwe there's literally no chance he would have ever had the chops/exposure to star in anything. At the same time because of the wwe he barely made any movies until he was damn near 40.

>lay down a tissue so you don't get street scum on your elbow
you gotta admit this nugger has class

Got caught trying to buy cocaine from an undercover police officer.

I didn't know the Rock was conservative. Makes sense I guess.

He has deep roots in the cyber Hollywood pedo sect (now run by Bryan Singer) so he's living off silence checks now

the most electrifying porn star in all adult entertainment

>Samoan

i see picture of penis on site for animals and i ask what this and he reply it penis and rock look like penis, but big

this "smore" has class?

His par nigger and part Samoan

My sides.

He's half black half samoan which makes him perfect because he can't appeal to many demographics and he can play many races.

wiggers and blacks and icp wrestling loving trash people that whole ghetto culture love him while hes still not a scary criminal type for the kiddies.

seriously he just checks boxes for demographs extremely well and thats all producers care about.

the is he black or white joke boils it down well.

I really want him to go away. He's in every last goddamn thing these days. It's seems like they resurrect any franchise just to slap his face on it. It's fucking overkill and audiences are idiots for buying in. He was okay for awhile but he's become saturated as fuck.

you sir are like the rap group D12..you have no proof

mite b cool

Imagine the Rock as president.
Holy shit thatd be awesome

its the jooz

Is that fucking Keno from the original Ninja Turtles sequel?

> highest paid actor
> Literally in no movies outside of Raw, Nanny and NFS

He's signed on to be in every action movie from now till 2025.

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He's about to be in capeshit.

It sure is!

Because he doesn't give a shit. He's not a serious actor. It's not like he's eager to get an Oscar or anything.

Franchise Viagra

Is he a Gopper?

kek

Didn't realise this was a documentaory

More like after Trump.

He's living off by being a VA on the Ice Age crap and acting in mid-budget films.

I dunno, the Calgary Stampeders can lead to some pretty big things