/hansen/ - HvP/TCAP General

Hansen vs Predator

Episode 1
youtube.com/watch?v=QJxXwRIQwVE

Episode 2
youtube.com/watch?v=0Hbw4ZZbG5Q

Episode 3
youtube.com/watch?v=jeKBL9yOdjc

all original To Catch a Predator eps
drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0Bx5i7KZDL0-4WWlaaHBJZTRhVms

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=F4afOMEJvLM
youtube.com/watch?v=vJssdlKaeqo
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2027147/Joseph-Roisman-acquitted-paedophile-To-Catch-A-Predator-entrapment.html
liveleak.com/view?i=599_1206356678
crimewatchdaily.com/page/2015/06/03/when-its-on/
youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8
youtube.com/watch?v=wKsebnkqbDE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Reminder that Fleece "Booty Warrior" Johnson is out of jail. Hansen is not safe.
youtube.com/watch?v=F4afOMEJvLM

Built good >>>>> I brought dinner for myself

I would totally fuck the decoy chick

does that make me a predator

Why are the police outside?

Someone gave me an idea in another HvP thread, im currently working in the roster but i need names for all the bosses

Reminder that the predators are not pedophiles

kek he kinda looks like Michael Moore

>impling hanson isnt the boss

kek

Chip Handon is the final boss

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>mfw I was that good
Also any link to the TWO WORDS guy?

Get fucked pedo cucks

>brings dinner for himself
>not even a single gift

What a jerk.

He brought the gift of love

>literally ask to take a shit 20 seconds inside the house
this guy

This is why Hanson was so pissed off in this episode. He did not get any snacks.

>i swear officer I thought she was 30!

Too funny.

Link to the first thread w/ the new episode?

Post best line

>It's not a her

Is this a setup or something

And a man
And fifty

>papiman

I'm watching the old episodes

>do you like older men?
>no
>no I'm reading the transcript

This killed me

Poor guy was probably prarie-dogging it while Handsome was grilling him

BIG PAPI

>This is one of those good news bad news situations

ok, you took the bullying a little far there

>get arrested
>don't get to eat the dinner you brought for yourself
>have to poop

I feel bad for the guy.

> Mouth Breather

> Boo

> Boss Papi

She is 18.

holy shit that guy in the first episode was actually going to murder that girl

Iraq Man
Worm Man
Pipe Man

The only predator I felt pity for was Thomas Shin, but only due how pathetic and weak he looked.

>he likes to be called BOSS

she actually looks 19 in that
no because 19 year olds are adults and can make decision even if her body is preteen looking, its all about mentality

>*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* "You're probably wondering how I got in this situation."

>come on out, Joshua
>oh fuck

Chris Hansen has the most satisfying job I swear to god

>TFW a one man isis defense force is now in jail because of hansen
Who else is going to tie those bastards up and make videos executing them if they come to america?

>Be 13 year old boy
>Want to talk to girls but don't have the confidence to talk to them
>Decide to try and meet girls online
>See a 13 year old girl in a chatroom
>Work up the courage to start a conversation with her
>She seems very interested in chatting
>Ask if she wants to meet in person
>She finds out you are also 13
>She disconnects and blocks you

>Do the same thing 15 years later and you end up on a TV show and arrested

>Blamming everything on irak
is it a scapegoat or irak can fuck you so bad you can try to murder kids?

What is it about these guys that makes them do this really?
Are they chasing some nostalgic feeling?

Plenty of reason why
The fact its taboo, taking someones innocence, feeling inadequate for adult females, and plenty more i'm sure
Plus most of these guys are far from mentally normal

names updated, any suggestions welcome
does anyone knows who is the next pedo? or knows the order when the pedos are gonna appear in the show?

Are chat rooms seriously still a thing?

Killkit
Worm
Pipeboss/BossPapi/Bigpipe

Next Pedo is the Jurassic park shirt guy.

Not even the guy with cerebral palsy?

Are all pedos men or are women smart enough to not get caught?

Nah he still wanted dirty sex. Tommy was so pathetic and lonely he just wanted to hug and kiss on the 'first date', especially after all those gifts he bought the decoy.

Women get caught, it's just not glorified like this.

men get better ratings
double standards and what not

>implying

Has Hansen ever caught a female pedo?

Holy shit that "boo" guy is a fucking creep.

>I don't wanna be on the news, dawg.
>Well it's a little late for that, dawg.

Someone post the new pepe wojack Hansen
>"I think you should leave now"
>"Can I at least use the bathroom? I've been holding it in"
>He supposedly used the bathroom 10 minutes ago

thanks, new update

He was not able to use it because he came back out to fin a light switch and saw Chris.

Imagine if there was a window in that bathroom.

what are you going to name him?

When's the Cred Forums incarnate pedo coming on? Will he be the grand finale?

Oh yeah

>son go watch tv in the other room while i fuck this 12 year old
youtube.com/watch?v=vJssdlKaeqo

i dont know yet, i guess we'll find out in the next episode, you can suggest names for the pedos.
Worm man is the perfect name for the second pedo.

We are going to have to wait until the episode airs

>implying the son wasn't going to get in on the action

He's going to be the secret boss that's somehow tougher than the final boss.

will he trump Hansen?

God this shit makes me so hyped. Do you guys think it will ever go back to being hour long episodes instead of 1 pedo per episode? Like, they could do the system they do now, have 1 episode be on Monday, and the 2nd be on Wednesday/Thursday, just be an hour long for each, yknow?

Only time will tell.

holy fuck, the way he poked his head back out to try and find a lightswitch and then saw Hansen fucking killed me

That one was actually fucked up.

so what was their endgame

any good pics of the decoy?

Three-way. The son was a power bottom supposedly.

Hansen is stone cold. I would have let him go to the washroom.

If i were caught and if i knew it was him i would jsust act like a retard jumping around all around and pretending like i kinda wanted to see him.

Have fun explaining that reaction to a judge.

he dindu nuffin he a good boy

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2027147/Joseph-Roisman-acquitted-paedophile-To-Catch-A-Predator-entrapment.html

better than admitting you fuck 15 year olds on camera and crying like a bitch.

Not that they would ever do this because they are all dumbasses, but they should put a note in their backpack that says: I don't want to fuck girls, I just want to meet Hansen.

Actually better idea. Just be a one of those girlboys so you don't even have a penis and then take your pants off and be like: How am I going to fuck her without a dick CHRIS?

johnny connecticuts stage is too hard

Why are female predators so rare, bros?

pls respond

no

>Iraq Attack
>Johnny Connecticut
>Boss Papi

I honestly prefer the one person per episode approach.
Makes every one that more meaningful to the overall sting operation.

>papi

How is this even legal?

#cunnybrolivesmatter

>"Oh fuck"

ya done good this week, keep it up

Why would you even want to deny teenage boys from slaying cougars?

Unless they are ugly. I would allow it if they are ugly. That should be prosecutable.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!

IT'S A QUEATION!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER ADMIT TO FUCKING A 15 YEAR OLD. LITERAELLY NO ONE IS FORCING U. WHY WOULD U SAY THIS. HOLY
FUCK

it unironically reminds me of a kid in the dean office spilling spagetti saying shit he shouldn't say.

>Papi "Im the Boss" the plumber

most memorable one for me

>Its not a her

Whats stopping one of these people having handgun and instantly shooting Hansen in the face the second they are confronted? This must all staged.

Its not a her. Best line from this new series so far

>it's all staged
'no'
liveleak.com/view?i=599_1206356678

>Whats stopping one of these people having handgun and instantly shooting Hansen in the face the second they are confronted?
Autism

This is going to happen.

>How old was she?
>15
> and it was a he....

Seriously? All three predators waived their right to remain silent? They all decided not to wait for an attorney?

This predators this time around are completely stupid.

>That surprise reveal at the end
Holy shit

>no hambubger

They are obviously not going to show all the smart ones who defeat the whole scam. They cherry pick the total idiots.

was this guy seriously a virgin besides fucking some boy?

as people have said before in these threads, these things only catch the guys with like sub-90 IQ, they're already retards if they showed up

what channel is this on?

It's syndicated
crimewatchdaily.com/page/2015/06/03/when-its-on/

pls respond

come take a seat

why don't you have a seat over there.

When will this show get progressive and use transgender/black decoys?

Not at all. None of the object found in his car could have been used against him during the trial. The gun was legally registered and the rest is usual object for any handyman.

she said she was 18

i think that would make them look bad in court

Probably avoid the sex offender list, though. That's the real punishment.

They're immature social outcast. They're 12 in their head. If the law allow people to pretend they're of another gender then the same should be allowed about age.

logically you are right but the new gender shit is insane so I dont know what to do anymore

well thats not what it says here in this chat.

Maybe they aren't predators at all and this show is bullshit

>black
When they stop filming in Connecticut.
Why don't you have a seat over there? That stool. Right there. Put the phone down.

my computers been messed up

He probably didn't want him to lock himself in or pull out a weapon if he had one.

Would you take $10,000 dollars to stage an interaction as a predator with Chris Hansen, to be aired on national television? They wouldn't use your real name, of course.

Id pay 10,000 to have that heppen

>I want to blank you hard and then blank your blank

What did you mean by that?

look, i'm just here to tell her i won't be here

wtf is his problem

>TCAP's first episode blurs a gay's face because he has suicidal tendencies and they didn't want to push him too far
>TCAP's last episode literally causes a suicide
pure poetry

felt kind of bad for the clearly autistic worm man in episode 2

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Why would you put the light switch on the outside? Who the fuck walks into a toilet and closes the door without first turning on the lights?

money can't buy taste

do you think they're censoring a light switch you fucking retard?

Maybe. They physically censor his lips even though that's not where the sound comes from when he swears.

not that guy, but what do you think it is? family photo or something?

No, I'm saying he's fucking retarded for not turning on the lights before closing the door behind himself, and then looking for the light switch on the outside of the bathroom, hidden behind a fucking picture-frame like it's some kind of secret switch.

name top left killkit man

Jesus Christ

Yeah this guy because he legit wanted an actual relationship but had to settle for a fake 12 y.o. girl because no woman his own age wanted anything to do with him. He even told the decoy he didn't bring condems because he wanted to take things slowly. Dude legit thought he was in a burgening romantic relationship. That was painful to watch

Female pedos become school teachers. They don't troll online chatrooms for preteen cock

if I were 12 year old me I'd let him date me

no.
Pedophilia is a sexual preference that has been linked to both genetic predisposition and uncontrollable environmental influences that shape the person's sexuality.
It's similar to homosexuality in that way, you can't "cure" a pedophile it's just what they are.
As you see in the show pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes, a lot of them are fat pathetic nerds but a lot are normal family men too.

There is no way to just stop pedophilia, however you can prevent molestation by giving potential attackers counselling and by locking away the dangerous criminals who have already done it.

Asking "did you bring condoms?" is like "do you know why I pulled you over?"

every answer is a bad answer

>i'm not okay with being on camera, ya feel me?
>yes, we are filming

this

>I-I don't have anything to sa-say
>OK BUT LEMME AX YOU A QUESTION FIRST
>I do-don't have anything t-
>PAPI I JUST WANNA AX YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS
Can't believe he kept answering questions after he kept saying he had nothing to say. Season is turning out pretty good, even though Chris became a potato head, he's still on point with his interviewing, even more aggressive than usual.

Heeeeeeyyy Baaaaybeeee.

>"I have nothing to say"
>they buy him some chinese food
>"I had sex with a 15 year old boy a few months ago"

>IT IS FOCKEN ENTRAPMENT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, NOW GET ME MOAR CHIKIN TENDERS
>HANSEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SHARTS IN MART*

accurate.

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*FAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT*

*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

*PHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT*

*SSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQLLLLLLLLLTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHH*

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTT*

It was funny in the Jonah Hill thread, but now you're pushing it.

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUUTTAA HERE!

>he can't even make his memes correspond with what he's replying to
You're drunk, Europoor, it's time for bed.

Imagine the ratings if he shat himself in the car. You wouldn't let him go either.

SHUT THE FUCK UP MEME POLICE YOU'RE NOT MY FOCKEN MOOOOOOOOOOOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

well perrrrsonally I think Chris "fuckface" Hanson should be ashamed of entraping well adjusted white men.
black people are biologically predisposed to be violent pedophiles and yet they hardly ever appear on the program.
Why?
Because the jewish media would never allow it!

YOU'RE A HOTHEAD. FACT. YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO R.EDDIT. FACT. ALL R.EDDITORS NEED TO GO BACK. THESE ARE THE FACTS FOLK-R.EDDITORS.

>talks about how hes scared hes gonna get caught
>gets inside, locks the door, everything is good
>finally, i can piss after being so fucking worried about getting caught
>open door
>why dont you take a seat over there

FUCK

No fucking Paki Mohammeds either, I wonder why.

Chris, my man, you really let yourself go. I know you were a decent lookin fella, but that gut got you lookin like Brando

There were in TCAP

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>okay but can I use the bathroom
*suspense sound effect*

made me kek

at least they had prepped the decoy to know where the bathroom was this time.

HvP
>Hey Boo
TCAP
>So actions speak louder than words, huh? Have a seat right over there on the stool for your first action

im talking about the time he asked chris to use the bathroom and there was that sound effect

I don't know where to begin with how wrong that statement is

holy fucking shit, this guy just admitted to fucking a 15 year old boy, on fucking camera. this is after we waived his right to a lawyer in return for chinese take out. HE THEN GOES ON TO SAY THAT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY HIS INTENTION TO HAVE SEX WITH THE GIRLAAAAAHHHHHHH

what if someone pulls a gun? what then??

He also admitted to enticing her into it by saying he loved her.

The decoy makes them prove they aren't carrying a gun. In the old ones if the cops still weren't convinced they'd arrest the guy before he entered the house.

He was really fucking hungry bro

>One guy in HvP talks to 2 different decoys
Hanson is everyone.

Didn't more than one of them do that?

i wonder why she chose to work as an online vigilante crusading against men for being attracted to nubile young girls?

i'm not saying these guys aren't idiots that deserve what they get, but these organizations are retarded. none of these men would ever be in a position to have consensual sex with a teenage girl.

also, the bulletproof vest is a nice touch. really dangerous work you're doing.

>attempted risk of injury is an actual criminal offense in the land of freedom

I think it's weird that she get paid to pretend to be 12 and entice and chat to lonely men all day.

>chris hansen phone case

Someone already covered this;
The black man doesnt go through the trouble of internet chat and going to meet a girl, they see a girl in the park and rape them.

his strategy to just admit during the interview with hansen worked surprisingly well.
none of the exploitation bits worked.

>attempted risk of injury
>attempted crimes aren't crimes
>somebody gotta get hurt before it can be a crime
Retard

It depends on the area. If the place is predominantly white then chances of catching a non-white pred are slim.
>Jewish media
They literally caught a Rabbi

Not everyone that wants to fuck kids is a murderer.

That Rabbi was amazing when he found out he was on TV

>OY VEY REEEE

See, that's how you actually catch pedos.

Link

youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8

His bit begins at 3:50, but the guy before him is worth watching too.

Oh wow, i've never seen these beach episodes. Got a link to more of them? I have seen all the others several times when I need a chuckle.

>they think i'm too short

I knew it, roasties are to blame for all of this.

What is wrong with these retards? And I don't mean in the obvious sense, I mean why do all of them immediately admit to all their intentions? Why do none of them immediately lawyer up? None of these guys have physically 'done' anything, I bet a decent lawyer would have a fucking field day with half these cases, especially the ones who haven't brought any condoms.

>they think I'm too short
They never learn

The majority assume Hansen is a cop so probably think if they cooperate from the start they'll be treated more leniently.

>it's not a her
>hey boo

this i feel for him too i mean i'd have preferred him to say even later than second date but he's probably the only one who came there not looking just for him

just imagine what happened to the poor feminine asian boi in prison dude

but like even if he had less bad intentions than everyone else he was still going to diddle a 12 year old so prison is where he belongs

Check the Google drive link in OP

Yeah good luck finding a judge to throw out a case where your client shows up to have sex with someone who he thinks is underage and there's chat logs showing he knows exactly what he's doing.

>tfw school about 9 years ago
>about 5 girls who were 14 were dating 25 year olds
>their parents were OK with it
>always thought it was creepy as fuck, mocked the girls relentlessly about it, called their bfs pedos

Was it grooming? This was the UK btw

I'd challenge the admissibility of evidence but no guarantees

I didn't say they'd get it thrown out, but there's no way they'd get such high sentences (the 3rd guy got 7 years)

More like he found a hole you can't refute in your outdated law/

are you from Rotherham by any chance?

No and they weren't pakis, they were stoner loser types who played in bands

>7th grade in 2009
>hear something from the toilets
>listen
>oh shit
>girl from my class (13) and his greasy creepy metalhead boyfriend (24) come out from there

she was crazy desu she texted my friend "it's not true that cum doesn't taste like anything" and stuff like yo that shit's cray man

Age based consent is an outdated concept. Some girls grow faster than other

Fuck off pedo, 13 year olds are basically children

>post yfw he said "it's not a her"

Very homophobic tbqh

So in episode 1, do you think the guy was going to kill her or was he just the kind of guy who carried a knife, duct tape and gun with him?

I mean there are legitimate reasons to have that in the trunk of your car

Iraq gave him a boner for child murder.

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

Worm man looks exactly like Michael Gira

It's just Hansen forcing his paranoid shit to get more dramatic effect and audience. None of the object in the car could have been used against him during the trial. And he looked so beta I don't think he was dangerous at all

Whats worse is you know they contacted the NY police. They're probably trying to identify who that "David" is. Detectives are going to show up at some kids door and ask his parents to speak to him.

Then they'll have to tell them why.

>when Hansen wants to grill you for trying to fuck a child but all you want to do is a take a shit.

15 year old homos are massive sloots, he probably consented

>Ya feel me?
>Yes were filming
That's probably the best line from anything ever.

why are these threads always up I fucking hate this show

3rd was best episode so far, hansen was pressing the fuck out of fatty even after he said he didn't want to talk anymore lol, still wanted to see the fag in the trench+cowboy hat though was kind of disappointed it wasn't him

seeing pedofags getting btfo again feels good

Hansen nerfs when?
He's honestly no fun to go against.

Just a matter of time before he gets you pedo

The predators should just mention how he got fired from Dateline in the first place for fucking an intern.

I wanna see Hansen really snap on somebody.

>admitting to stat rape a 15 year old boy.
>not getting fucked for it.

Kill yourself pedo

Kys pedo cunt

>well this is one of those good news/bad news situations John

Anyone wants to set up a stream?

i meant he wasnt charged for the stat rape, you flaming faggot

Why are you all in here hansenbros? There are pedos to torment in other threads.

excuse me?

Literally kys pedo

I'm sorry, pedo cunt. Was I unclear? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

all i said is that she had a hansen phone case

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

Kys pedo sympathizer. You are literally worse than they are. You're fucking lucky I'm not there right now. Your so fucking lucky you little bitch.

Fucking kill yurself pedo shit faggot. Its hansen. Real ass Hansenbros know that. Have a fucking seat pussy bitch pedo shit faggot

Shut the fuck up bitch. You wouldn't be going after based Hansen the Mansen if you weren't a fucking shit faggot pedo cunt. Literally kill yourself faggot pedo shit boy.

Literally kys pedo

Kys pedo cunt. Get out of my Cred Forums bitch pedo

Like clockwork.

because they're so autistic they can't ignore these threads, and oftentimes come here to be mocked of their own free will

it's a beautiful thing watching grown men flail around trying to defend themselves by crying about a television show they're clearly worried about ending up on

>Feeling sorry for any of these animals

Lmao, go get yourself checked in a mental hospital.

What the fuck does that mean pervert? What, you want to fuck kids? That's good news? Well I've got some bad news, you need to fucking kys

Like clockwork, the faggot kiddy fucker complains when he gets called out for being a pedo. Literally in un ironically neck yourself pedo

lmao

Don't you mean kys yourself?

each episode is only 15 minutes?

These are homebaked?

>tfw you've seen one afghani "man-love tuesday" too many
That shitdick probably fucked alot of brown boipucci when he was deployed and got addicted to it, then wanted to try slamming a little girl instead of a boy dressed like one and got hansen'd like a bitch nigga.
I fucking love this show so much I would marry it if it was old enough.

Fucking eat a bullet pedo. How does it feel to know that every faucet of society wants you dead? I could cut your fucking through and they'd give me a reward

>THEY'RE RED VELVET, YOU CHEAP ASS "only dinner for myself s-sorry" FUCKING BATHROOM MAN

No that was referring to one of the episodes where the pedo was an aspiring sportscaster. The good news was that he was going to be on the news. The bad news was what he's going to be IN the news.

Why don't you take a seat pedo. Than kill yuorself

man, that guy was a fucking creep

Holy shit its not funny

The people you get mad at aren't even the pedos in this thread kek.

From the first epsidoe he's sounding a bit more Sheriff John Bunnell now.

I miss his more nonchalant yet cold as ice approach 2bh. Also miss his young stud good looks, aging sucks, no homo.

Necklaces yourself pedo bitch

Bunnell was pretty good, hes not as good as the fucking sound effects on that show though

>not knowing he is a pedo trying to play that I'LL PRETEND I'M A RETARDED HATER card

it's obvious as fuck

Fucking die on a crucifix pedo cunt

Guys I think the retard sperging out is a pedo trying to pretend to be a hansonbro but is really trying to give us a bad name

Still fun to get such an easy raise out of him
Case in point

Nice detective work pedo shit faggot. Why don't you have a seat and then kys ?

tyvm :3

He's just pretending to be a pedohater. He doesn't need to pretend to be retarded

Literally kill yourself pedo scum faggot. I will rip your duck no eyes out and cut off your nards with broken glass you little bitch

I wasn't serious you disgusting pedo. Kys in the fucking neck.

I never watched this show the first time around. Did anyone ever recognize him? The "oh shit I know who you are" from today's episode kinda got me, like this guy knew he was fucked.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Kys pedo faggot. Get off the internet before Hansen gets you

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I think it happened quite a few times in the later episodes.

Nice copy pasta or should I say cp? I can't wait to see you on H v P you pedo cunt. Won't be so funny then will it?

Yeah he got recognised quite a bit after the second investigation

They mostly just walked out and then arrested

Watch those eps in the google drive file. you're missing out

Kys.

>Nice copy pasta or should I say cp
now you made me chuckle

kek

Stop teaching them how to spot st hansen you fucking pedo sympathizer fuck

It's getting old now, so this will be my last reply.

Kys faggot

What is the best interrogation strat and why is it good cop/bad cop?

They did, and they knew the show existed, but extreme thirst will do that to you. One guy even discussed the show he's about to be in with a decoy kek
PS dont reply to the sperging pedo

I'd say it's probably kys pedo bitch

You sound pretty empathetic to their situation. Sounds like you need to literally kill yourself you sick pedo fuck

Amazing what a man is willing to do for a vagina

It's not a big deal, folks, go out and get laid more

Been thinking about this a lot have you pedo? Have a seat and then die by your own hand or mine.

>look at the ten commandments
>literally nothing about making love to beautiful young women
>however there is THOU SHALT NOT LIE
>Hansen and friends lie on the internet to their fellow humans to trick them

How has the church not shut this down?

Fucking neck yourself pedo. Jesus. Heist where are the fucking cops today?

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Literally inironically kill yourself youndisgusting fucking pedo cunt

Where's that chris hensworth macro series when you need it.

hansen is not targeting the types of people who will ever actually get laid without paying for it.

Kys

Stop making excuses for your fallen comrades. Why don't you take a seat pedo?

Kys pedoscum

Reminder this is literally an unarguably entrapment. But its not illegal for civilians to entrap civilians.

>anyone who thinks further shattering the lives of broken people for entertainment is a pedophile

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Amazing what a pedo will say to justify other pedos. Literally end your life

reminder that Cred Forums has a long, long history of deriving entertainment from torturing the mentally disabled.

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

>that first episode
seems kinda fake

Stop trying to justify your perversion. No one is buying it pedo twat

Kys pedoshitskin

Don't respond to him, he's just fishing for (you)'s

except it is arguable and it has been argued.
if you look up entrapment the agent needs to induce the person into committing the criminal offense.
This is the equivalent of a police officer offering random people drugs and then arresting them if they say yes.

They don't do this in sting operations and they don't do it on this show either.
They make sure the decoy never suggests sex, they only say they're home alone and act passively.
This allows the pedophiles to incriminate themselves.

Why don't you have a seat pedo

Literally kys pedo.im fishing for pedosand brother business is booming

he knows, he shows up in most threads to cry and bait

nobody held a gun to the latest guy and forced him to drive from ny to ct with the intent of molesting, he did that shit on his own, but this fool will tell you they cast some kind of magic spell on him and forced him to think that way because he's baiting THAT HARD

We're doing the same thing now ITT lel

Kys pedo kike

>Your biggest fear was to be on that guy's show? Haha
>Can't say that I blame you

Oh man, these cops are way funnier than the ones from the old episodes.

Kys Lester the molester

Kys pope diddles a lot

Hello parrot, want a cracker?

*gives cracker*

Good parrot.

dont question based Hansens methods even rhetorically you pedo sympathizing sack of molestation.

Pedo alert...

Oh look, it's a 270 lbs bag of child molestation. Somebody set it on fire.

>pedo got triggered this hard

Kys frogpeddo

Literally end your own life pedobear faggot

reminder that Cred Forums is getting a ton of reddit refugees who, angry about the fact reddit won't delete the jailbait, creeper, and stormfront boards, immediately thought Cred Forums was the best place to go.

>You're free to leave
>Um, can I use the bathroom? 'Cause I've been holding it for quite some time..
>...
>I think you should go.
>OK

Who even asks you know? You're already fucked but you're not arrested yet. If you want to use the bathroom be a big boy and just go.

I mean, I've been arrested before and I wasn't this much of a wuss about it. I was cuffed obviously and I just told the cops: You got a choice here, it's either let me out of the car for a minute so I can piss, or don't, and I piss anyway.

Was there ever a follow-up on any of these guys? Do any of them ever get off with not guilty?

>thinking that weak fuck wouldn't either convert or get decapitated

All the arguments about whether or not this was entrapment, until someone realized entrapment is only illegal for law enforcement, took place in the meat of entrapment that is after "is this entity law enforcement."

Once someone realized hansen doesn't have to give a single fuck about entrapment, as he isn't law enforcement, it was then realized the police can't bust johns in prostitution stings over the internet, because advertising the decoy prostitute's presence legally constitutes the first move.

So, it is entrapment. But it doesn't matter, as entrapment is not illegal for civilians. And the only time someone used that defense successful is when the defense could prove law enforcement told anyone on the TCaP crew to do anything, and they did it. It could've been something as silly as "move that cup" or "excuse me." Meaning the fact of the matter is TCaP is so completely over the lines of entrapment, in every way shape and form, that even the barest interaction between the police and TCaP is enough to satisfy all the legal requirements of entrapment.

Russian Chris Hanses > American Chris Hansen
youtube.com/watch?v=wKsebnkqbDE

>that even the barest interaction between the police and TCaP is enough to satisfy all the legal requirements of entrapment.
but they are clearly interacting with each other and have an agreement for hansen to talk first before they make the arrest. they're obviously coordinating with each other.

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