Sorry user, we didn't save you a seat

>Sorry user, we didn't save you a seat

That's okay you can sit on my dick

Huh?

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They didn't save me a seat at what I presume is Christmas? Why is everyone in my family a woman? Are the eating in my house as well? Why the fuck would I take a picture of this embarrassing moment?

holy shit that room would reek of pussy discharge

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>look the caveman crawled out of his cave

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the perfume would overpower most of it

i hate this

I dont like talking to people

stop posting these pictures, they give me anxiety

holy fuck

>be in highschool
>be on CC team
>us and the volleyball team are close for some reason. We always go watch them, and they always come watch us
>the volleyball team is having some celebration party because they just won state and they invite the CC team
>tfw Im the first one to show up
>tfw walk into a room full of beautiful amazonians wearing nothing but t-shirt and booty shorts laughing and giggling

one of the girls who was like 2 inches taller than me always used to playfully bully me to and she made fun of me for coming there by myself like a loser

"Youre much more interesting to listen to!"

Panties will be sopping in 2 seconds.

I still get this. Except I'm married with two sons.

The ride never ends.

>be me
>aspie phd student with social anxiety
>have to teach for the first time, two courses to first year undergrads
>first lecture, they start walking in and 2/3s of the class is qt 18 year old girls
>shake and sweat like an autist during the whole class

cc? And did no one else show up?

Are these all porn girls? Something about some the faces is reminding me of a few.

Cross Country which is long distance running if youre not murrican. That guys a dummy too that girl clearly wanted him. Cute girls dont tease guys unless theyre attracted. Theyll talk shit about you behind your back and ignore you if they dont.

cheerleader effect

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>"L-Lacey you said it was going to be only a few friends tonight."
>"user we're having some wine and plus I haven't seen a few of them in a while. Maybe you can go grab a few more bottles from the cellar?"

Only for you Lacey

>has a gf taking the photo
REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>start to feel comfortable around them
>group of chads show up

That's clearly his mom

Thats most likeky his mom dumbass

you dont know that

That's okay, ladies. I'll back to my cuck shed

Bitches leave

I'm not quiet you're all just too loud.

This is my worst fear