Hey there, "user". Mind if I have a look at your computer?

hey there, "user". Mind if I have a look at your computer?

Hey there, "SVU". Mind if I have a look at your daughter?

>Gets suplexed into a table

BACK FUCK OFF!!

Get a warrant faggot

jokes on him, I'm going to off myself while he waits on the judge

Sure, one sec- ohmygod what's that behind you?!

*sprints away*

Yeah, unplug those USB ports and bring it at the office if you want :^)

>panics when I remember I have nudes of his partner

>What are all "Monster Girls", user?

*Ice cube enters*

>LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S NOT TOO GOOD AT HIS LITTLE GAME. SAYS HERE YOU HAVE LOST OVER 500 TIMES.

Go fondle a sweater?

Sure. You're not a big guy.

Look at the top of his head.

Why don't you have a seat on that stool over there, """Detective""" Stabler. Did you really think you didn't need a parent to come see this little girl?

Christopher Meloni guest-grilling pedos on Hansen vs Predator when?

I thought it was Ice t

For being soft and a grower, it seems like he is.

>DA. Benson, I'm SVU

That would be amazing.

>Don't worry sweetie. We'll find that nigger that killed your mommy and make that black son of a bitch pay.

I can't believe they allow this on network tv.

Read the sign, it's lemonade man

It's not illegal if it's drawn, officer. This isn't Canada.

Or is this because of all of the music I've pirated?

I'm gonna die disappointed when this never happens now

Its a big hard drive....

GO HOME GAMER GIRL

also because of your lack of social life and meaningful accomplishments

kek

...

The second he was killed off the show turned to shit

He killed some teenager and "retired"

Oh fuck is that a 23gb folder of incest crossdress hentai? i've clearly been hacked officer!