ITT: Celebrities you'd like to beat the shit out of

Fuck you

I wish Cred Forums was a celebrity

He's gotten fat.

Why?

Well before you beat anything, why don't you have a seat right over there?

He really has, it's fucking embarrassing.

Seriously, why is this show allowed?
None of these guys have even fucking done anything.

nah, that senior d-lister probably would beat me in a fight.

also, he's not worst than every other news anchor

>Man showing up to a 13 yo's house with duct tape, a camera, a gun and a knife in his car, tries to lure her into it
>he dindu nuffin
Fuck off you degenerate pedo

>worst
American education

>muh kill kit

Dude was just larping Fallout

He's allowed. He does seem like he needs to lay off the fatty foods and whiskey sours at his age though

Stop meming to downplay it. The dude was gonna kill that girl if Chris Hansen didn't save the day.

How come they never use a young boy for the jailbait?
Why is it always young girls?
I mean, there are guys fucking young boys and getting away with it.

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Males can't be raped.

They did that in his old show

is Chris the hero we deserve?

>pedos get triggered on Cred Forums

He's the patron saint of the internet.

Yes. He really is!

>Hansen
>hero

How is he not? Tell me right now.

One of the stings had a boy decoy

youtube.com/watch?v=xt6MmzRRYk0

Duct tape and a knife are car essentials

Obviously he had a camera to film his sexual escapades. If he were intent on forcing her in to his car he would have done so at gunpoint once he was close enough (he had no knowledge she was going to give him the optical patdown on the porch). It's mostly likely a self-defense weapon although keeping it in the trunk in ANY situation is retarded. If you're going to have a gun whilenout and about, it should be fucking attached to you.

That said, the dude is obviously a pedo fucking shit who deserved to get cockblocked, but I highly doubt he was going to kill anybody.

A fucking jew...Cred Forums is always right

I disagree. All of the stuff mentioned was found together in the trunk. I truly do think his intent was murder.

Because he got himself famous by entrapping lonely men

>lonely
>many are cheating

Pedos haven't gotten the message that their time us up. Even cripplechan has kicked them out . Hansen is just doing gods work to find the rest of these scum

Is there a new episode out yet?

How long until that cunny poster falls for this and gets kidnapped?

I keep some weird shit in my vehicle that I would have a hard time explaining to police.

>am animal control
>have syringes, two doses of euthanasia solution in a lock box
>bee suit in the back seat
>duct tape
>box of examination gloves
>extending """bite stick""" (baton)
>edc knife

And again, I'm just in animal control. this stuffy mouth breathing faggot spends at least 1/4 of his day pretending he's still in the army

Not entrapment, faglord, no matter how hard you want it to be so your public defender has a leg to stand on. :^)

>lonely men
>not dangerous predators who need to be in jail
fuck off!

Shit nm, just catching up on it

youtube.com/watch?v=jeKBL9yOdjc

Hes too autistic and too big a pussy to even make conversation with the decoys

One of the few justified cases in this show considering this guy admitted to fucking a 15 year old boy.
That being said, what's the difference between fucking a 15 year old and an 18 year old?

kek they might bust you for including a bee costume if they think you're a deviant

Shit my pointer was hovering right over 'Post' before it dawned on me you meant the protective bee suit

>One of the few justified cases

Entrapment is when the defendant does not want to commit the crime but they are persuaded to otherwise by a law enforcement official. Those pedos probably would have went after someone else if they weren't "baited" by the actors.

You don't know that though

>You're free to leave.
>Um, can I use the bathroom? I've been holding it for a long time.
>*awkward silence*
>I think you should leave.

What a fucking prick. What was the harm in letting the dude take a piss?

>hi i'm 12 and wat is this
>hey bb i'm coming over u want sum fuk
Surely they were just going to the house to give them a stern talking to about the dangers of interacting with strangers on the internet and use a banana to demonstrate safe use of the condoms they bring with them.

they use it to try and escape

>autistic enough to think 13 year old girls are genuinely interested in them
>not also autistic enough to figure out how to weaponize piss
It's like you weren't even thinking when you hit post.

Yeah, this will totally work

>its a "pedos on Cred Forums hate on chris hansen and make excuses for other pedophiles that were caught being pedophiles" thread

OP here, this thread is supposed to be about celebrities people hate. I wish people would stay on topic.

You must have only been here for about two hours, then, if you haven't realized that most people will immediately disregard what you wrote in favor of talking about the image you posted.

>he wants things to stay on topic

whew boy i guess it would be innapropriate for me to post cheeze pizza then. one moment while i hide behind 7 proxies..

How many pedos do they have to bust before they get one who waives his rights to a lawyer? Why the fuck would you ever do that?

All three so far in this series have given up immediately.
>tfw choking on your chicken noodles

> liberals will eventually make pedophilia legal

>hard time explaining

You just did, you're in animal control

Show is absolutely entrapment and its hilarious you think they actually make the streets safer.

They caught a bunch of literal retards who wouldve done retarded shit regardless. 2/3rds of the guys they would catch clearly had brain damage or other mental or physical damage. Pedos should be hanged dont get me wrong.

>it's entrapment even though it's been explained in detail multiple times each and every thread how it isn't
PIDF, everyone.

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And the races and people who profit from it are not going to be yours
>keeps saying its been explained
>cant explain anything

eat shit bootlicker.

is he okay bros?

Any dwarf actors especially Michael J Anderson and Peter Dinklage desu
Use that lil nigga as a football

>pussies so afraid he needs an entire batallion of cops to help him if the dude freak out

top fucking kek at the faggots who actually watch this shit.

Read the fucking thread then, mongoloid. It's not entrapment because entrapment requires pressuring the individual to commit the crime. If the decoys were even just the ones that asked to fuck in the first place it would be entrapment, but this isn't the case.

I sure hope not

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>IT'S ENTRAPMENT
>BUT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME SHIT IF IT WASN'T A STING

Way to define what Chris is doing is definitely not entrapment then.

this. but the show would not be so good if they did not say anything.

One of the best predators was caught using a boy decoy though.

What? He likes to bind, he likes to be bound. No big deal. Gotta have your tools.

I'd go on this show, not with the intent of having sex with a minor, but with the intent of just kicking Hansen's self-righteous ass.

And then you'd still get arrested and put on the sex offender's list because "It was just a prank, bro!" isn't a defense the court will accept against soliciting a minor for sex and assaulting someone when you get caught. :^)

Will the PIDF ever learn?

Dr. Phil

Does anyone else find the people who sit online in these chat rooms and pretend to be jailbait just as creepy as the predators? I understand wanting to protect kids from pedophiles but wouldn't their efforts be better utilized actually educating children at that age about safe internet activity? What kind of pervert sits around and role plays as a 12 year old who wants to have sex with a grown man?

>appeared on a shit TV show here in the UK
>his character was literally LE SHOUTY FAT MAN XDDDD
>somehow got more work after that
>kept getting jobs hosting award shows and shit
>talked shit to Patrick Stewart
>he disappeared for a while, I hoped he had a stroke
>reappears in America
>now has his own talk show
>by all accounts, it is quite popular
>he's basically a multi-millionaire living in the US now

The talentless fat fuck is so fucking infuriating. I don't care if this sounds edgy, I want him to be in a car crash to end his career.

literally perfect in gavin and stacey, faggot

This is a very good post.

>le fat car karaoke man

>R.eddit and R.eddit

I don't watch Bongedditor trash, nigger.

>dude these guys are just as creepy as me, if not more creepy!

>perfect
>gavin and stacey

Just like everything else on BBC3, it was literally made for the lowest forms of pond life in the UK.

It was made for the people who do Travel and Tourism at university.

It was made for people who use snapchat unironically.

It was made for people who have instagram accounts.

It was made for people who watch ITV2.

It was made for people who piss themselves laughing at Keith Lemon.

It was made for you.

>Being an anti-Based Lemon hothead

put in it in the fridge!

I laughed. Good post.

Give a 14 year old a bottle of vodka and let him write jokes after drinking it.

There, you've got the script to the next Keith Lemon show.

>DUDE TITS LMAO
>[holly willoughby acts shocked]
>You ca't say that!!!
>MUH DICK LMAO
>What are you like?!?!
>PHWOAAAAAAR! SEXUAL INNUENDO

I'm not saying I empathize with the predators because of this; I'm not one of those pedophile apologists. I just question what kind of person, out of all the ways to protect vulnerable children, chooses to become a professional child rapist seducer.

I've gotta assume that some of them knew someone who was directly or indirectly affected by a pedophile in some way. I'm sure vigilante fantasies play into it for lots of others, though.

Sounds like they should seek some professional help instead of going around playing internet vigilante.

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Damn near any jewish ones.

Wouldn't it be ironic if Hansen turned out to be a pedo?

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As a fellow britfag I absolutely despise him.

I want to beat the shit out of her dad for ruining her career.

he seems to be your version of Rebel Wilson.
why does America import fat comedians that their own countries despise?

Taylor Swift

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god, I want to beat the shit out of her fat pussy

really?
she looks like she'd be ugly even if she was thin.

So much this.

she's a qt tho

Fuck off Jonah

As an actual pedophile I am insulted at being associated with these losers who go after teenagers.

>Im a pedo AMA

Are you that guy?