You've got two more days. I'm taking you off this case

>You've got two more days. I'm taking you off this case

Thanks for pig pepe

THE MAYORS ON MY ASS ABOUT THIS

>thats it! your badge and your gun!
>and your other gun

You can't fire me, I quit!!

*goes rogue*

>I'm not arresting you anymore.

>You're one crazy son of a bitch! But you get the job done.

>The DA's breathing down my neck
>You're a loose cannon!
>Turn in your badge and gun

What doesvreally happen if someone makes no progress in a case?

>pins case files and crime scene photos all over the walls of his home.

>just ending phone call without saying 'bye'

The file it away until something related to it pops up.

>main character or secondary character in a horror movie notices something spooky or not physically possible happening and should tell the fucking other person who they are aware of the possible danger present
>"what's wrong did you see something
>"nah it was nothing"
Reee

>US Government are the good guys despite being shady as fuck

???

>Character leaves without even taking a sip of the drink he's ordered

>Character doesn't give a single mother waitress a huge tip to raise her child.

>character sees something terrifying like a man with a chainsaw or a spooky ghost

>just says "Guys! Guys!" to alert heir friends instead of saying anything about the terrifying thing

Drives me crazy

>black overweight police chief with a short temper and urban sass

lol Last Action Hero

>THE DA WANTS MY BALLS IN A FRYING PAN

>"What is it?"
>"You have to see it."

>Take some time off, that's an order.

>I DON'T WANT TO TAKE TIME OFF I WANT TO WORK THE CASE I HATE TAKING TIME OFF FUCK FUCK I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON HOLIDAYS, I ONLY THINK ABOUT THE CASE ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Solve this case.

>CASE 60% SOLVED: You've gone too far. You're bringing too much heat down on the department.

>AM I SUPPOSED TO SOLVE THE CASE OR NOT YOU TOLD ME TO SOLVE IT AND NOW THAT I'M SOLVING IT YOU ARE TRYING TO STOP ME DON'T GIVE ME THE CASE IN THE FIRST PLACE REEEEEEEEEE

>You are a sick son of a bitch McNulty, you know that? But I love you!

>McNulty
NARROW
IRISH
ASS

>Start smoking a cigarette
>Take two puffs and put it out

>is she any good?
>she's the best

>not taking five more puffs before "putting it out" again

>This is bigger than you

> you broke all the rules ruined half the town and nearly got the mayor killed...

But dammit your good. We aren't taking any disciplinary measures and are in stead giving you the key to the city

Just saw Hell or High Water; that happens

That bitch can starve.

Who raped Corey Haim?

>character leaves their coat behind

wait a minute those glasses

I really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

>poor woman decided to have a child

Abortion is always an option, cucks

>I'm going after them myself

>I CAN INVESTIGATE WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT
this is what burgerland cops believe

I sometimes do this. Depends on the call.

Well they can because in the US it's legal to stop, search and spy on your citizens
The avarage american believes he has rights but he really has none

>"PUT DOWN THE GUN"
>Character could easily blow the person away
>Character puts it down instead

>"so exactly how good is he"
>"who said anything about a he"

>Just days away from retirement

...

I never get the logic behind this. If you have someone at gun point, how could he order you to lower it?

>"you're a big guy"
>"for you"

>5 minutes later gets out another and does the same

>characters are actively trying to kill each other
>lose sight for a bit then run into each other around a corner from behind cover
>point their guns at each other and stand there

>jump cut to her taking down a fat cop with pressure points in the neck.

Real men know when the conversation is over.
>can you get me a pack a smokes
>yeah just pay me back
>aight cool thanks
>hangup cuz am inna store

>protagonist makes phone call
>didnt pace around the room practicing what to say and possible responses.
>didnt pick up the phone several times and put it down
>didnt hyperventilate and cut off the call after dialing a few more times
>conversation wasnt completely different from what they planned and stuttered during every sentence
>didnt say good bye again after the other person responded to their initial good bye

>character doesn't drink a 12-pack before making a phone call

What are the best movies with these lines?

>now tell me, where can I find X?
>you're talking to him

>Shootout finished, children rescued, perp killed
>I haven't seen my own family in three weeks but why not spend another while loitering around the ambulance to comfort the kids wearing blankets sitting inside the back

>DEMANDING CASE, LONG HOURS

>GO HOME, WIFE CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT WORK TAKING UP ALL YOUR TIME

>IT'S MY JOB YOU STUPID CUNT, YOU'LL SPEND THE MONEY ALRIGHT BUT YOU GIVE ME GRIEF EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK WHILE YOU SIT AROUND WATCHING MAURY POVICH

>I made a decision my superior disagreed with or made one mistake: PENSION RIGHTS BUILT UP OVER FORTY YEARS OF LOYAL SERVICE IMMEDIATELY THREATENED. CHIEF CAN INVALIDATE A LIFELONG CAREER AND LEAVE ME PENNILESS IN MY OLD AGE ON A WHIM