What the fuck is his problem?

He was a married, wealthy, business owner who has lost everything and has been reduced to having sex with a hippo and living with a middle aged poof. That's enough to make anyone irritable.

>Also Corrie General when?
Soap general would be better 2bh

>audrey

Would you?

Pat or Anna?

Idk man I only want to talk about Corrie because it's the only soap with a decent plot

corrie/eastenders/hollyoaks general tbqh

Both only or none

i see a ghost face right above her head

>cringe at his dialogue
pretty much
youtube.com/watch?v=z-sXy3ZGE7k

Kek.
What I meant was, would you blackmail some old slag into sex, just to get one over on her bearded neanderthal partner and her ginger toerag thug of a son.

>no emmerdale
why do you cunts hate it so much?

prolly the reflection of the cameraman you daft cunt

nothing ever happens in it. last interesting thing i can remember is that court case with aaron and even then it wasn't that great

Most def

It's not worth watching since sammy winward left. Best looking british woman I've ever seen

and debbie's gone as well.
at least victoria and the druggie are still in it

There's something pretty grim about seeing an character grow up from birth and then get blacked.

Is Sophie still in it? She is proper fit

She looks like Randy Orton.

posting the best corrie girl

I want to rub, kiss and lick Eileen's feet.

bump

Would you fug Todd's boipuzi tho?

this

Steve is a ray of sunshine in an otherwise postapocalyptic Manchester

moira > that blonde chick

idk how people can watch soaps

its just so trite and banal

they're fun.

this guy is fucking great. i don't even know what his fucking end game is. first he wormed his way into les dennis's life and pretty much replaced him, now he's conning a kid with down's syndrome. he reminds me of michael moon from eastenders, although michael had better taste in women

They're entertaining.

why did she have to die??

would you?

Remember when they tried giving him a talk show

Happy Days

so she could get raped by arabs on the bbc's 'our girl'

Did you miss his first stint a couple of years back? He systematically dismantled the Armstrong/Windass family.
Long live King Phelan, may he reign eternal.

I would Claire King.

>Long live King Phelan, may he reign eternal.
he'll be dead or in jail by christmas

bumping

Delet

it's true though and anna will be the one that causes it

Du ye wuna ate dat oh waher et

is he ever coming back?

How can anyone with a brain watch Hollyoaks?

It is so fucking bad, it has some of the worst acting I have ever seen.

it's good though. it's a bit boring now the nico storyline has finished, but it will probably pick up soon

from what I saw last week I think psycho nick is back

How can one man be so cucked?

Essential Corr-Kino

>Getting cucked by steve.

JUST.

Good thread

Belle has blossomed eh

this guy is such a shit actor.

not gonna lie i think anna windas's actress is gorgeous.

what happened? i must have missed that.
i know he was cucked by robert, but steve as well?

Which soap has the skankiest slags and why is it ALWAYS EastEnders?

Steve got Leanne pregnant before her and Nick started dating. Leanne only just told Nick and now he is pissed.

BRECKFAST KINO!

youtube.com/watch?v=T8kWVjMt2zE
youtube.com/watch?v=9UxWjfphwzA

whitney is now 10/10. she keeps wearing dresses that make her butt look cute.

She was my favourite slag until that story line where she was revealed to be a complete moron who got tricked in to being a sex slave.

GBBO

GBBO is just masterchef for women who can't cook

the soaps >> gbbo
tbqh

>The Great Numale Cuck-Off

Nah you're alright.

The Brit soaps are like a petri dish of bad genes.

Full of ugly as fuck people.

waterloo road was underrated as fuck, literally allowed me to ogle schoolgirls legally

sure

Why is it you could look at that man and know he's a poof without ever knowing anything else?

I've seen guys look similar to him a lot and big surprise they turn out to be poofs. Id there a gay boi gene?

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>Unremarkable UK girl

I see these types a thousand times a day

ikr this guy from hollyoaks has that same look.

Do young lads still watch the soaps for the fit birds so they can have a wank? That's what I used to do, but I imagine the internet has made this obsolete.

>corrie > emmerdale>>>>>>>>eastenders>lena dunham jogging>hollyoaks

Shame they don't see you ey goober?

nah stacey is probably an average uk girl. lauren is a qt

why don't you like hollyoaks?

My nigga.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ce8FdHacfM

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Best girls

they are actually in their 20's

>they are actually in their 20's
no shit, do people exist who thought they weren't in their 20s?

the best in eastenders yeah. although the right one has been blacked

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Waterloo Road was good early on untill they moved to scotland. BIRDS.

Coronation Street is the best and only soap.

Nah, she's been PERSIANED.

Needed to be done

bbc 1 now

Anyone watching / watched tonights Corrie seems Todd is also keen on ripping off mongs lmao.

Based Todd. Loved that story where he ruined his mum and brothers lives just because he got a little scar on his face. Proper Dr Doom shit.

haven't watched it yet, but he seems the opposite in though good on him if he's changed is mind

Yeah he always does shit like that which makes him interesting and he's the only character whos legit based Tracy's (MILF) friend.

He will come around. - Pat " Put your mong on a leesh " Phelan

What has he been upto now?

Ive not watched this for a very long time. The last I watched he fucked Anna and was all smug about it?

Idk I get the feeling he's going to stitch phelan up
Building fake flats and conning a Down syndrome boy out of money by saying he can have a special flat for 15k

>Building fake flats

Didn't they learn from last time when he ripped off Owen?

Would you let these two sisters peg you?

Fuck me, what a slag

No, but I'd give Priya so much cum down her throat that she'd have to run to the loo and throw up

I would let them peg me while gemma beat the shit out of me with her fists

I laughed uncontrollably at this, user, very accurate, thanks.

Based Norris

True king of the cobbles.

how the fuck did marlon end up with her
this
also norris >> roy

Phelan is based. Can't wait for Todd to be fed to the wolves.

That's Buster in Eastenders

Yes
Vanessa such a milf

HNNNNNNNN

Emmerdale has hands down the best QTs

Sadly Phelan will lose. It will be revealed that Todd was a double agent all along and shit..

probably. hollyoaks has the best thick chicks though

Muh dick.

what would Cred Forums do?
youtube.com/watch?v=a7cRV6CNAD8

>sex... everything
couldn't say yes fast enough lad

He can't get memories of Anna's amazing boobs and cute face out of his head every time he has to fuck lurch.

do people actually find anna attractive?

She does it for me in a sort of Northern working class slag kinda way.

your forgetting "MONGS" have super strength so he'd probably kill phelan in one strike

>the way she says "everything"

Pretty sure that's a myth tbqh
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aoUTxu6G3S0

How did it take Kylie 20 minutes to die from being stabbed in the heart? She might as well have walked to the fucking hospital in that time.

lol his opponent looked about 4'8"

You mean why is every character a half-cast? I want them to get a proper Congo-black woman in with skin like obsidian and an outrageous African accent. And then give her plot vital dialogue for the next 3 years.

i legit think david's actor is one of the best actors on corrie. i feel like he could actually succeed outside of soaps, like joe gilgun did after emmerdale

You know it's just John Simm crouching slightly right?

Who's the best wheelchair character, the eastenders or corrie one?

dunno about Easties but the one on Corrie is a waste of time. Needs culling with Anthony Cotton, Jenny McAlpine and a few others.

Corrie because she goes to prison for smoking weed.

The corrie one would get it hard if she didn't have such horrible hair. She's 40 irl too

would you Cred Forums?

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>WARNING - HOT

Post more belle

Post more belle

Anna was so hot during this storyline. I would smash the shit out of it.

Nah. Would rather do her than sonya though

Bump

Would you let Caz peg you Cred Forums?

Definitely not. One of the least attractive characters in the show tbqh

No.

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