He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie

You can't handle a drink without having to piss around an hour or two after?

user i am honestly concern, you should go to a Nephrologist and have you kidney inspected.

Coca Cola

Vanilla Coke is Best Coke and you know it.

Why does everybody drink a soda in movie theater ads like they're autistic

Because someone off camera is carefully instructing them on how to show the maximum area of the soda logo.

lol Kevin hart is so damn funny

Tango Ice Blast

>he still watches movies at the cinema

Movies are for TV. At the cinema you watch only kino, retard.

Back trying to shill your product here again, eh?
Yeah, nah, fuck off m8.
Pepsi > Coke

>you shouldn't drink anything before a movie
Are you retarded? Did you even think that through?

>tiny nigger tries to sell me sludge
>spending money at theater for anything other then a ticket

That makes sense. It just annoys the fuck out of me when someone grabs their straw and has to guide it to their face. Just move the cup close to your mouth

Try not being thirsty. You're already getting fucked over the ticket price, you want to stuff your face with buttered popcorn for the price of a meal? Americans for it.

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>he drinks aspartame water because he doesn't want to drink high fructose corn syrup water

IKR?! LOLOLOLOL LITTLE BLACK MAN SCREAMS AND YELLS SOOOO FUNNAI HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOPPEST OF LELS!!!1!1

I usually try to sneak in a bottle of cum

Underrated

water and celery. if you consume anything you just kill yourself and spare future generations your genes.

>he doesn't bring a canister full of water to the cinema
Really missing out.

An actual Coca-Cola from a country not drowning in Roundup corn sryup.

Your mom's pussy juice.

Water

Underrated post

Daily reminder that REAL MEN drink Rootbeer.

Diet Coke

>inb4 aspartame causes cancer
>inb4 carbonated jew

>rootbeer

what's the taste of it?

drink water you fat fuck

you mean semen?

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Well, aspartame does trigger a pretty strong appetite response as the functional groups will trigger a partial protein synthesis reaction that the aspartame alone can't fully meat the requirements of, that requires carbs rather than fat.

Melon milk

>not drinking carbonated water

baka

i hear its the name for diet coke in countries that do not matter.

ive never liked rootbeer for this reason

based ginger ale is far superior.

Vanilla.

Enjoy your cancer OP

What? Rootbeef doesn't taste anything like mint mouthwash.

>drinking coke zero
>drinking diet coke
That shit is just as bad for you as regular coke and it tastes worse. If you're gonna drink cola then drink the good stuff. Don't be one of those fat faggots who deludes himself into thinking drinking diet shit is okay.

I don't know man, had A&W and Soda Folk and they taste like purple fucking listerine

>I'd rather get cancer than pudgy
>I don't exercise at all

fuck off Coke shill

I don't know about specifically "at the movies" (which would be water as soda makes you have to pee) but strawberry soda is like sipping the sewage water of heaven. I had to stop myself from buying it because I was drinking like a two liter a week. Also the 89¢ generic brand is where its at, but this was what Google gave me.