FROM THE DIRECTOR OF *the only good movie they've made*

>from the people who saw shrek

>STARRING FORMER ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE

>FROM THE GUYS THAT BROUGHT YOU...

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FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DISTRICT 9
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FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DISTRICT 9
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FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DISTRICT 9

>PRESENTED BY QUENTIN TARANTINO

lmao

Ridley Scott is making the Alien movie. Blomkamp is out for the exact reason you posted.

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What a complete douche

>From the producers of

>2014 film
>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DIE HARD 2
Does anyone else feel slightly bad for Renny Harlin? Die Hard 2 isn't even his best movie but every time he makes a new action movie the trailers mention it.

>this year

Scary Movie
every Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer spoof.

that's because that's the only good movies hes ever made

Ok, cool.

>[thing] Movies
Why do they keep making them? They're just "lmao weed" jokes with a thin veil of some movie and pop culture references

He isn't out. Alien Paradise Lost was renamed Alien Covenant and is a sequel to Prometheus while Blomkamp's movie is next on schedule and will be a sequel to Aliens.

You're so out of the loop.

the what now

Blomkamp's movie is not "next on schedule." It got shelved because Scott wanted to make a new Alien and he didn't want anyone else fucking it up.

If Scott's movie is a massive success and Scott decides he wants to step away from the franchise AND let someone else continue it there's a chance Blomkamp's movie could still happen but I hope you're not holding your breathe.

Because Blomkamp's movie was gettingmore attention than Scott's Prometheus sequel.
So Covenant is coming out first. Scott will produce Blomkamp's Alien. Apparently they will start shooting it once photography for Shane Black's Predator ends but I don't know why.

The Long Kiss Goodnight is a good thriller/action flick. Even Cliffhanger was decent.

>FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU STAR WARS COMES A SPECIAL CUT THAT WAS TAPED OVER THE ORIGINAL PRINT OF STAR WARS SOMEHOW THUS DESTROYING IT

Came here to post this. I feel bad for him, yeah. But I also respect the shit out of him. First Finnish director in Hollywood (I don't count (((Moshe Stiller))) as one), endured some hardships and rejection alone in LA in the 80s and now, when everybody had already counted him out, he's succeeding in China.

>from the director of Bridge Maids

>From a Director

Because they cost 10,000 bucks to produce and are shot over a weekend. They've probably got a great budget to profit ratio.

>FROM THE CRAFT SERVICE TEAM THAT CATERED THE MATRIX

>Based on actual events

>FROM THE BEST BOY THAT BROUGHT YOU BEST IN SHOW

FROM THE KEY GRIP THAT BROUGHT YOU SKELETON KEY

THE MOVIE THAT MADE SPIELBERG CRY

How many shitty movies is he going to be allowed to make before they stop putting that in the posters

The fuck does that even mean? He never shows up to "present it"

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>Aryan Donkey

Fucking hell, Raimi.

>A Spike Lee Joint

>the eight half and one-third film by quentin tarantino

This is the worst because it tricks normies and nabs the studios an extra couple hundred thousand bucks. If I had a dollar for every time some idiot misinterpreted the word "producer" around me I'd be rich too.

FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU

Worst fucking one, and it's always in unfunny stoner bro shit, too, like it's personal and they're your buddies maaaaaaaaaaaaaan

It means he threw money at it.

>A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
>The Long Kiss Goodnight

lol chill out bro

iirc, miramax bought the distribution rights and sat on them. tarantino managed to talk them into releasing it uncut, and had to let them use his name on the promos to make it a "sure investment" or something

TAKE A CHILL PILL BROOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKE A RIP MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

CHILLAX GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

LET'S TOKE A JOINT PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>from the twisted mind of Tim Burton

>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF IRON MAN 3

Dammit Shane

>Movie releases in January
>THE BEST COMEDY THIS YEAR - Huffington Post

What does it take to earn a "Presented by" credit anyway? Do you just show up for a day? Kick in for catering?

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Thanks Sony

>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY OF LORD OF THE RINGS

>so many individual flops they have to scrape the bottom of the widest barrel

KEK

>an unnecessary, sub-par remake

Which movie?

>mfw I just learned Andrew Lesnie is dead

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>from the guy who sexually abused a 12 year old boy

Is dis real?

YES.

THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF.

Also.

"Its, laugh out loud funny!"

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA LAUGH. QUIETLY!?

fucking lold

I knew your image is from The Accidental Husband. I meant which January comedy did The Huffington Post call "the best comedy of the year"?

>heart-pounding action that will have you on the edge of your seat
>a thrill ride says Entertainment Post
>the best car chase since the French Connection

>it's always laugh out loud funny

>it's never quickly exhaling air out your nose funny

>FROM THE KIKE WHO MADE THE EVIL DEAD
reimi come on man

>FROM THE PRODUCER OF BAD MOVIE THAT MADE A LOT OF MONEY

what kinda panties does she wear?

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>Raimi is so antisemitic he insults himself for having Jewish blood
damn...

why not just put "from the writer of Batman Begins", it's not lying and doesn't look like contrieved shit

Fuckin' Selick made Coraline you little bitch

>co-produced by James Cameron

It's a bootleg you cuck

because it implies it's from a sole writer which is not true

fuck at least theyre honest

Best in Show is dog show mockumentary kino

>from mastermind George Miller

>VisionaryDirectorZackSnyder

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>The Crow
>From the visionary director of a movie that was made before the target of this add was born

I own this on DVD

I fucking love Cred Forums

What the fuck would a co producer even do

co-produce, duh.

>Visionary Director of Watchmen and 300.

That will never not crack me up.
Apparently that movie is actually not even that bad too.

>nominated for [award]

Literally means nothing if you didn't actually win anything you fucknuggets.

>implying just being nominated isn't an honor

KEK

It isn't.
It's like getting fourth place in a sports competition.