/hansen/ - HvP/TCAP General

a smart man would close the door again and refuse to come out

>You know, I kind of feel empathy for him.
Imagine if it were your daughter

>Chris Hansen saying "kush"
Thank god they rebooted the show at this current year!

e2 dude is genuinely creepy as all fuck

I don't speak Russian how am I to enjoy this?

Do we really need another thread for this horrible show I mean seriously what so fun and entertaining about grown desperate men being shit talked by that asshole Hansen men will do anything for pussy and as long as she's 14 I see no problem in Europe that's the age of consent

They're all creepy as fuck.

Dan, please. It's not like they're coming for you or anything while you sit tight at Nick

What kind of response are you expecting, pedo? You crying about it only makes these threads more satisfying.

Fuck Europe, We're American and we want to see your faggot ass ideals buttfucked on national tv and a few AM Radio stations.

ENTRAPMENT

>I brought dinner for myself

He's not only a pedo, but also extremely rude!

Also the previous two guys were total creeps. They literally looked and acted like serial murderers.
This one wouldn't really hurt anyone, or do anything without consent.

Names updated acording to their jobs
As always suggestions are welcome

>Still not viewing 14 as a child because 'muh age consent'
you eurofags are even worse than these pedos

...

>those fucking rock hard brownies

TCAP is White Bear. It's 'justice-entertainment' and is actually deeply disturbing when you take a step back. I say this as a former fan of the show who realised that it's actually leering and perverse and grotesque. The investigation may be of value but the show itself is just schadenfreude porn.

what the fuck is going on here? they go to the pedo's house while he's naked in the bath tub and then make him do squats?

why Hitman?
Why MailMan?

Oh yeah cause it funny right go ahead laugh I'll wait laugh you fucking degerate haha see I'm starting cause it's so funny to watch people go to jail on crimes they didn't do I bet you're Dick gets hard watching these people suffer you dick fuck it not right have some compassion you monster

>russians

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAOS

*gets v&*

I understood Schwarzenegger, Van Damme and Chuck Norris

one was in the military, the other one was a former mailman

When did he turn into David Lynch?

well this doesnt actually happen in real life so there's no reason to

>implying he'll ever be loved by anyone
>implying he'll ever procreate
Kek, that's fucking harsh. Don't get his hopes up like that, user.

he had the creepiest mannerisms though, legit serial killer shit going on with him

this latest guy just copped to it at least, didn't try to hug or have any fucked up twitchy movements going on, still a creep, but at least he knew it and didn't try to worm his way out of it like the other cowards

still happy to see pedos getting btfo in the year of our lord 2010+6, bless hansen, praise be his name

They lured the pedo into the rented appartment and ambushed him when he went to take a bath. The squats are because the pedo constatnly complained of being cold.

>and a few AM Radio stations.
Xbox live>PSN

>wanting to consensually fuck a qt 13 yo girl
>better to shame you on national tv, lock you in jail and ruin your life forever

ditch the -man thing, E1 should be killkit

the decoy is super qt

>implying europe is one nation with the same laws everywhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=kQLlZZuosz8

Fun Fact: Brooker probably got the idea for White Bear from TCAP.

triggered

why is Cred Forums filled with pedo apologists? losers

>crimes they didn't do
Soliciting a minor is a crime, pedo.
>"B-but officer, I only *attempted* to murder that man! I didn't actually do it!"
You see how dumb that sounds?

Rot in piss, you dumb pedo trash

>not following the format of the games

murder yourself

can you translate this one for me russianbro

youtube.com/watch?v=OW7rokCh5NY

why are they all covering their faces? is the pedo really stinky? and why does the pedo look like he's in so much pain, did they beat him up prior to filming it?

It's current year! It's 2016! When will paedophilia be acknowledged as normal sexual attraction!?
Weak bait, I know, but I'm bored as fuck and wanna shitpost on cambodian image based forum.

Because it's full of pedo degenerate scum.

If I had heard about the kickstarter I would have helped ol' Chris out, I didn't know how much I missed this. My money could directly contribute to saving children.

You are allowed to legally have sex at 15 in denmark. But no adult is actually having sex with 15 year olds, and do you know why?
It is because children are not fit to have sex with adult people. they are still developing their bodies and their brains. Sure some of them LOOKS mature but I guarantee you that it isn't because they are asking for trouble.

Because contrary to what your sub-standard American education may have taught you, it's possible for moral issues to be grey and to be informed by a variety of opinions from different cultures, nations and backgrounds. Although I doubt you get much exposure to different opinions in your home town of Bumfuckville, Alabama and your daily dose of mainstream television. In my experience it's actually the most puritanical of anti-pedo crusaders who are often the most degenerate themselves. See: all the kiddy fiddling pastors and priests.

>it's possible for moral issues to be grey
>pedophilia is a grey issue
I've contacted the FBI and they'll be kicking down your door soon, pedo

>implying europe is one nation with the same laws everywhere.

I think the age of consent is 15 in most of EU countries

>Third world degenerate acts like a third world degenerate: News at 11

so let's not have laws then. Open the border for more immigrants coming into Europe uncontrolled. Oh wait.

Homophobe nazi scum

>mfw this show gets Cred Forums more triggered than tumblr

Evidently, as evidenced by the great disparity in the legal age of consent not only in different countries around the world, but also throughout human history. It's one of the greyest issues there is. Hell, even INSIDE America there is great debate on the matter. You can travel across state lines and find completely different laws and interpretations of the law. Your moralistic American crusader act doesn't fool anyone.

He attacked one of the guys and got pepper sprayed.

well there are more pedos here than on tumblr

>"People from a thousand years ago who barely washed their dicks and a bunch of backward eurotrash countries say it's OK to fuck kids, so I guess it's fine!"
I know this gets said a lot, but LITERALLY kill yourself, pedo

>doesn't happen
please take a seat

>a 13 year old can consent
take a seat ped

oh, ty

>Evidently, as evidenced
please stop trying to sound smart, pedo. You're not fooling anyone.

Isn't it funny that nations with the highest age of consent are always those with the highest rates of sexual violence? - Saudi Arabia, India, America etc. A high age of consent indicates a sexually frustrated population with a high tendency towards rape and sexual assault that need to be kept in line by harsh laws and punishments. More advanced nations don't need these excessive laws. So my question is - why can't Amerirapes control themselves?

It doesn't matter if AoC is different across jurisdictions. Follow the laws of the place you're in or get out.
Also the show uses decoys posing as 12-13 for the most part, to avoid your grey area shit for ages 15 and up. Isn't the youngest AoC for non-shithole countries 15 or something?

I would kill for a Gay Romano type to be in the new sting.

>Evidently, as evidenced
LMAO are you that retard who mistakenly used "commuted" when the word you were looking for was "committed" and "predate" instead of "prey"
LMAO
M
A
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t. pedo

t. rapist

Why is this show of all things so popular here

maybe Hansen's next show can be about browsing Cred Forums and ambushing these pedo fucks who have ruined this board. seriously the pizza spammer is going to get us all v& if someone doesnt fucking do something

t. pedorapist

America's black population has to be controlled. Otherwise the bucks would be mounting nubile white teens every evening.

TCAP while it was airing was popular in Cred Forums
We just love seeing people get BTFO'd. That they are pedos is just a bonus situation

>that guy chris caught twice

holy shit, that's hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=FZK7Zx7s0Vg

Cos it's great.
That few seconds when they realise they've been caught is fucking pure.

>tfw pedos have to live their whole lives being afraid of landing in prison and you don't

It's not, they only come on during Amerirapist hours. The threads just go for ever because you have a lot of low quality baitposting over an issue that Europeans and Americans fundamentally disagree over. You go to Cred Forums and you see the same shit - gunposting, raceposting, Trumpposting. On Cred Forums you just get pedoposting.

>I HAVE BEEN ON TV FOR 24 YEARS
>dat delivery
KINO
I
N
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>I just came to get something to eat
why didn't Hanson believe him?

Enjoy when that girl you banged regrets it and you get imprisoned for rape, chum :^)

>Europeans and Americans fundamentally disagree over.
we really don't care what some yurocuck think of our laws. We're here to see people HASEN'D

Why only one predator per episode?

CAUSE WE'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH THIS JOHN

>he has sex with strangers

Obviously Cletus here only fucks his relatives.

>own sister regrets fucking him
now THAT'S pathetic

They're on Crime Watch Daily now instead of Dateline, so they have to spread the investigation out over smaller segments instead of just cramming the whole thing into one or two episodes.

Seeing Hansen on Cred Forums again makes me happy, all we need now are some YTMND pages and it's like we've traveled 10 years into the past.
He looks so old now.

Oh, this guy is rough to watch. Nineteen years old, can barely call him a pedophile at that age.

They're scraping the bottom of the barrel. The tech has come so far that it's harder now to make convincing bait than it was back in 2007. Obviously the budget is restricting, but they were out there baiting for a year and it seems like they got maybe eight or nine guys? In 18 months during the original run they literally got hundreds of men from all walks of life and thousands of hours worth of footage. I get the feeling that this won't be getting a second series.

youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE

What disturbs me about the Chris Hansen show is how the men who show up are trying to have sexual relations with people they believe to be minors.
creeps me right out

Yeah I'm not getting a very successful vibe from this. This entire webseries would have been edited down into maybe one or max two episodes back on NBC.

that's because having sex with kids is the cleanest, most pure pleasure there is

this was meant for this

maybe they should start pretending to be pedos and BTFO pedos that make material.

Not good TV show material. Also it's obviously illegal for a private organisation to deal in child pornography, regardless of their intentions - that's a law enforcement matter. Either way I think the original TCAP was perfectly timed at the peak of the popularity of casual Internet chatrooms but before the rise of smartphones and high quality webcams. It was perfectly reasonable back in 2007 for a child to be unable to send photos or videos over the Internet because they didn't have a webcam or camera. Nowadays it's highly suspicious and many predators now operate exclusively online.

Also I don't think the 15 minute format of the show helps. It just honestly hasn't lived up to expectations.

pls be nice to chris he's trying his best

>the show itself is just schadenfreude porn
well duhhh

aaaaand reported

Not blaming Chris. The world just evolved faster than the show's format. Nine convictions for a year's work isn't very impressive.

yeah they would defs have to work with law enforcement on this one. It would be interesting show or documentary but I guess there's too much they can't reveal

To Catch a Predator was the most popular show he had, but I'd like to see Chris go after online scammers again. While pedos might be getting harder to find, the amount of online scams is just getting higher and higher.

CALL ME BIG BOSS

The man put his heart into working on the show, it's an extension of him.

>Isn't the youngest AoC for non-shithole countries 15 or something?

No, age of consent in Japan is 13.
In Italy, Germany and Austria is 14.

heh

That's often how actual law enforcement busts pedo rings, but if you're not law enforcement it's pretty hard to convince them that you were only downloading CP and hanging around internet pedo chatrooms on TOR "to break the story". At a certain point your actions are legally indistinguishable from actual criminals.

>age of consent in Japan is 13
And in Tokyo's governorship it's 18, and what goes in Tokyo goes for most of Japan in practice.

>shooting someone in the head is legalized and not considered murder
>murder rate of country drops significantly
you're a goddamn genius

Why didn't they arrest him the first time?

You guys think there'll be a season 2?

Yeah and a serial killer's best 30 seconds of their life is right before they murder another victim.

not if a sheriff's department temporarily deputizes you to facilitate the creation of a great show and bust some creeps

They weren't working with the police in the first two investigations, so all they could really do was shame them and send them home.

...

What if there was like a forrest gump style movie, but it's just this guy who has the worst day ever. He asks for directions and inadvertently gets directed to a chris hansen sting house in one scene.

>Forrest Gump
How would that be anything like forrest gump

>I can't! That's their job. To record video and audio.
Holy shit, based Hansen

have you seen forrest gump?

JOHN

WHAT ARE YA DOIN

A grown man trying to have sex with a teen is illegal, sure. That's reasonable enough.

But it's exactly as illegal for two teens to have sex with each other. It's impossible for them to consent so they can both charge each other, press charges, go to jail and get marked as sex offenders forever. Why isn't Hansen doing an investigation about 15 year old couples having illegal sex?

>what were you staying the night for?
>to have sex with her I guess

How dumb can he be?

Cause the 15 year old isn't a "predator." Don't be willfully dense, you understand the difference that's implied by the term "predator".

Criminals are not smart you fucking goofball

There was another guy they caught twice, but not so quick I think. If I remember correctly, Chris came in the room and he recognized the guy cause he saw him in another episode.

That might work for the usual TCAP setup of setting up pedo bait to lure them out, but I doubt it would fly for going undercover as a pedo.

15 year olds shouldn't have sex in the first place.
Pre-marital sex is degenerate

Shame on anyone who donated to this entrapment kickstarter

youtube.com/watch?v=tfrbsTWv9eU
>you look familiar
>oops

Don't you have to right to have your identity blurred on a TV show?

It varies by area but generally two people of similar age banging can't be considered illegal (although you can bang them up if the text nudes because laws haven't caught up and its considered cp).
If two people are under age but one is 'significantly' order then the other lie say 12 and 16 you can slap carnal knowledge on the older child.

Not if you're a cisSHIT man

Not when you're commuting a crime

See Cops tv show

These threads are GOAT lads. Hansen BTFO'ing pedo-scum and watching the PIDF come out in force only to be BTFO as well is entertaining as fuck.

I'd watch the shit out of that show

>two teens drunk at a party
>they go into a private room and start making out
>they get half-naked, plenty of heavy petting
>the dude takes a condom out his wallet
>suddenly, Hansen comes out the shadows, blocks the door
>"What was the plan here? What where you two going to do?"
>"N-nothing, sir..."
>"You mean to tell me you walked into this room, started kissing, and brought out a condom planning to do nothing?"
>long pause
>"What about these texts we have? 'I'm going to blank you so hard up the blank. I'm going to suck your blank until you blank all over my blank.' How do you explain this?"

>burgerland
>comitt a crime
>lose ALL the personal rights imediatly
"""""""Land of the Free"""""""

>shows private information
>shows facebook profile
>shows embaressing pictures
>starts bullying him
>pedo is a coward beta
>pedo is totally btfo'd.

Jesus christ, where can I find more I love this

Freedom ain't free

Don't bother you'll summon the sister raping puritanical spergs.

No I just came by to let her know that I wouldn't be coming by

>non-American
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR LAWS
No. A person apprehended because he is accused of committing a crime has all the rights of a defendant as provided by the Federal Constitution and of the constitution of the state which has jurisdiction over the crime and the accused.
You don't lose ALL personal rights.

what is this from?
link?

What's the point of no return here? Are they fucked as soon as they start chatting about sex? Can they drive up to the house then drive away without talking to the decoy, thinking "this shit is a bad idea"? It seems like as soon as they step in the house it's too late, but when is it really too late?

>the problem with thaaaat is...I have the traaanscripts

this is fucking great

>What's the point of no return here?
If they say anything explicit that they are proposing to do to the minor and/or if they send obscene materials (of themselves or others.) These are separate offenses.

Pretty much as soon as they start talking about sex.

There were a few guys on TCAP who never showed up or just drove past the house and were still arrested

Well, if you want a good analogy, you were still stupid just for typing that out, but it doesn't mean anything until you click post.

Does Hansen believe that these people have a mental illness?

If so shouldn't they get sent to a psych prison in order to help them?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mirror_(TV_series)

They've committed a crime in the chat room the minute they bring up anything obscene by soliciting sex from a minor over the Internet/communicating obscene materials. After that, showing up at the house is just an additional charge. There were a couple of guys who never showed up but the police busted them anyway.

But why do some random reporter guys gain the right to film you and use the material in any exploitive way they see fit?

Two words: role playing chatrooms dude

I'm American faggot now shut up before I sodomize your ass

Black Mirror TV series. The episode is White Bear.

I think I remember someone driving up to the house then driving away. They recorded his plates and got him that way.

Soliciting sex from a minor is a crime, but i'm sure there are plenty of cases of the guys sexting the decoys and never agreeing to meet up.

>pedo buster wearing pikatchu hat
>one is standing in the room with a baseball bat
>hot chick holding dildo!?
>pedo has micropenis

Jesus christ, this is gold. Thank you russia

this is 2016. not 2006.

kids these days are taught about internet safety.

Have you ever sent messages to teenage girls in the past few years? They know to block you and ignore you.

I think we should be more harsh with these paedos. Let's have a running man gameshow with the contestants being people from each season or maybe a roman gladiator colleasuem

>But why do some random reporter guys gain the right to film you and use the material in any exploitive way they see fit?
You're referring to the right of privacy? The right of privacy requires, among other things, that the person claiming it has a reasonable expectation that his surroundings would be private. Walking into a stranger's home sheds a person of this reasonable expectation of privacy.

Russia is a state of mind

Best episode in the series

>talk to a Hansen pretend-girl
>know that it's really a fat 40 year old woman pretending to be 13
>lead her on for a month
>explicitly describe a fantasy about going to her house and getting caught by Chris
>ask her to describe him and what he's wearing
>ask what kind of snacks are on the table
>fruit punch and cookies, fuck yeah
>now tell me to sit right over there
>hawt_grrrl_2004 has logged off

Fuck your! You're nothing but piece of toilet paper on my ass these people don't need prison they need understanding and help not faggot like you and Hansen who jerkoff to men crying.

Hahahaha, this fucking legal loopholes. I love this show :D
Thanks for explaining.

15
Children
Choose one

youtube.com/watch?v=eyiVSBAq2Nw

How did Cred Forums score the pedophile gimmick? Every board has one, but the whole ingrained defence of pedophiles here sure is unusual.

It's not a loophole, it's a rule formulated from pertinent parts of the Bill of Rights plus case law, which makes it clear as day. A person may call it a loophole if he is unable to grasp the simple concept to be had from the rule, but it's more of a "Rule" than a "loophole"

I'm not gay or anything, just sayin'

This
Weak names senpai, only nerds care about L O R E

Should be Killkit, Boo, and Boss Papi

>Boo
boo or worm, either would do

Prime entertainment

Pedos have been regulars on Cred Forums since the olden days. And the constant baiting about it makes the really dumb ones feel like they actually belong. Mark my words, ironic memes will be the death of this site.

What's that saying? "if everyone acts like idiots, then true idiots will come"?

>Have you ever sent messages to teenage girls in the past few years? They know to block you and ignore you.

You wanna tell us something, user?

That Brass Eye special was gold.

youtube.com/watch?v=tRIJ1B3Lsbc

>Pedos have been regulars on Cred Forums since the olden days.
This is false. Lolis might have been popular (btw not illegal,) but pedos were treated then as they were treated now. Ebin raids were done against known or suspected pedos and literal cheese pizzas were delivered to their addresses. Why do you think Chris Handsome was so popular on Cred Forums ca2005-2006?

>has all the rights of a defendant as provided by the Federal Constitution
Please do not talk about the constitution if you don't understand how it works.

So, when is Anthony Weiner going to be on the show?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790824/Anthony-Weiner-carried-months-long-online-sexual-relationship-troubled-15-year-old-girl-telling-hard-asking-dress-school-girl-outfits-pressing-engage-rape-fantasies.html

Explain where it was wrong? There are a few rights of the accused in the Federal Constitution that were held to be inapplicable to the states, but basically the rights in the Federal Constitution is the baseline which the states must follow (and can add to should they wish)

>Ebin raids were done against known or suspected pedos and literal cheese pizzas were delivered to their addresses
Yeah in the newfag era. CP used to get posted on Cred Forums all the time and nobody freaked out all that much. It got reported and deleted and people might go "MOOODS!" but there was no raiding or moral crusading or other shit that you see starting in 2006. Cred Forums used to have a much more niche userbase before raids drew newfags from Digg and other larger forums who came here looking for "ebin raids" and shifted the site's ethos.

>all these mad pedos

Goddamn, I don't sympathise with any of these guys but that poor fucking kid, when the kid is saying he wants you to put a fucking bullet in his head maybe you should stop torturing the kid reading out his messages.

>kush smokers r us
did anyone join that chat and see what people have been saying?

>episode 1,2 and 3
>all are just clips from the first episode

user, having one or two pedoposters from that period does not make them "regulars" in the way that you are trying to imply. They were present, but they were treated then as they are now.

>hansen will never be your based uncle

feelsbad

oh god, lol. I fuckin' lost it when he said he brought dinner for himself. this is why this nigga can't get a girl his own age.

Your entire foundation of knowledge about how the constitution works is wrong. The constitution does not "give" or "provide" rights to people. Those rights already exist independent of the constitution. What the constitution does is limit the powers of government. Try actually reading the document, especially the Bill of Rights. The constitution is a big list of rules that says exactly what things the government has control over. You're reading it backwards.

The rights "afforded to criminals" are actually the rules by which the government is allowed to prosecute and incarcerate criminals. It's not that we "allow" criminals to have their rights, it's that we permit the government to suspend their god-given rights in limited instances in order to maintain public order and enforce rule of law. That's why there's such strict limits on police action and why they have such high standards for proof required to search people etc. Because getting the go-ahead to violate a person's rights to search and arrest them requries that much proof.

You do know that the russian Chris Hansen was arrested and convicted of raping a 59 year old woman, right?

>pedos write about shit like anal sex and weird fetishes
>decoys don't even act grossed out, implying they are familiar with it and down to it
>this is somehow not entrapment

You got a curious definition of entrapment user

He should have been arrested right then. Not cause of the pedophile, but because I don't think you can just let a guy go home when he says that he's going to kill himself when he gets there.

Can't even drink his sorrows away, damn americans. Old enough to get your life ended for fucking kids, can't have whiskey.

>loli aren't illegal btw
>implying it has to be illegal for the user to be a filthy pedo

We even have people posting cunny threads via bots here, and 5 minutes in any vg thread will tell you that people sexually obsess over childlike characters. The raids were done because they were funny, and the targets were stupid. Doesn't change the fact that people would still post cp en-masse.

>episode 3
>hansen basically tells the guy his life his over
>mfw instead of helping these people the city will lock him up, make him a felon and ensure he'll never have a decent job again, forcing the city to cover him with welfare and other govt benefits once he's released
how does Cred Forums feel knowing their tax dollars will buy this man groceries?

Fuck you.

idiot

How old are you, grandpa?

it feels good

So he's definately not a pedo.

also never happened

Yeah no. Cred Forums had basically no moral compass in its first few years. There was very little that could make people on this site upset. And I mean very, very little. I find newfags who came here after the big raids and activist shit are utterly incapable of understanding the old school mentality of not giving a fuck.

What app did he use again?

It's not the fault of government that private companies want nothing to do with felons. Some companies even go out of their way to hire felons, because they either work for cheap or the boss understands how hard it can be to find work.

Taxes also pay for the prison hes gonna be held in so I guess we should just get rid of that too.

This will segue from the thread, but you are forgetting that the Federal Constitution is a limited constitution in contrast to the states which have unlimited constitutions. The difference being that the Federal Government can only act per the powers given to it, while state governments can act out its inherent powers subject to limitations in their constitutions.
Regardless, this does not change the fact that the accused will have zero rights just because he is charged.
>Because getting the go-ahead to violate a person's rights to search and arrest them requries that much proof.
There are instances when the degree of proof may be reduced but this is going way outside /hansen/

I think im gonna do both ways.
Names updated and for the first pedo i was thinking in naming him Killing Machine
What do you think lads?

hella
f*ckin
epic

>these deus ex sound effects

No I'm just saying drawn pictures of underaged pussy is not CP. That Thad fellow was arrested because he had loli AND underaged 3dpd videos and images in his PC.
>We even have people posting cunny threads via bots here
That's just one guy from 8ch still being butthurt his board is ded.
>will tell you that people sexually obsess over childlike characters.
that there are degenerates on a containment board does not make them a regular feature of Cred Forums.

brah you dont understand. Kill must always be attached to kit.

>will have
>will NOT have

Reminder this site has a long history of deriving great pleasure from torturing the severely and legitimately mentally retarded.

The "investigation" isn't even that interesting, as they're just straight entrapping people to commit the crime of solicitation of a minor and then go to a specific place with a specific thing to create an air tight link to the chatlog.

But entrapment isn't illegal for civilians, so it doesn't matter.

i dun goofed
fixed now

The next guy could the Jurassic Man until that episode airs. All we know is that he wore a Jurassic Park shirt at some point

Just augment my shit up, familie

cunnys been going on a lot longer than 8ch has even existed.

Though it was legitimately sad to see /hebe/ get abandoned to CP spammers.

has anybody noticed it was a trap before going in the house or before hansen appears? never watched it before

>Teenagers
>Not adults

Pick both

which ep is this?

no but the recent influx of cunnyposting was from one shithead from 8ch. He's trying to be Kimmo2.0 or some shit.

There was one instance when the guy got spooked because the car of the previous guy was in front of the house (previous guy was still being apprehended at this point) and backed out. Though there was also that other instance when one pedo arrived while Hansen was only beginning to talk to the first guy who arrived and he did a double interview.
>thirsty pedos being so thirsty they overlap schedules

Younger than you, probably.

One guy circled three times then bailed, so they just chased him down.

They couldn't film him.

I'd recommend Ep3 predator be called Hungry Man. Dude just wanted a hot meal

Hungry Papi
Chinese Takeout

Or Meal4one

Someone please post more that I can watch. If i find something on my own on youtube I don't enjoy it as much as I want to feel as if I'm watching it with you guys. I'm also repying to this guy because I wish I was more social and I want to communicate with other human beings.

...

CHOKE ON HIS CHICKEN NOODLES

...

Is there a good free streaming service? I could stream some episodes later tonight...

I like Hungry Papi

Where are the cameras when these idiots walk in?

There was also a guy who drove up, saw police apprehending a predator and still went into the house.

I think pepe should be the smug decoy instead of a camera man.

no, the other guy is the pedo

>he'll never be this happy again

hidden.

Though the idea they're all hidden behind 2-way mirrors is kinda funny. It'd be great if someone commented on all the mirrors.

He's coming after Hansen. The look in his eyes, you just know!

the thirst is 2real

the fuck are you talking about? Are you just unable to process the meaning of sentences?

ustream maybe?

He looks so oily.

anyone know who the Decoy is?

I'd pork her

also I wanna know what she looks like when not trying to look 13

not him, and I know what you mean, but you should have been clearer. There should be four characters in that pic, Chris Handsome, camera guy, decoy pepe, and pedo wojak

>less than a year
>went from 'where my hug?' to 'ey yo nigga, I said pick up the fuckin' soap'

thanks man, this is amazing

I'll look into it tonight, thanks.

Rare Hansonkino, I never see it discussed

>that episode with the Nigerian scammers

holy shit, this nigga is on facebook. and his timeline stops right before he gets arrested.

www facebook com/john.dupee.79

>that episode with the Nigerian scammers
w-what? give city

>be 19
>in burgerland
>I'm not allowed to drink beer
>I'm allowed to own a gun
>meet a 13 year old
>she's allowed to drive a car

>if we start dating I go to jail

??????

who are the kids?

It's not entrapment, pedolord, no matter how much you wish it was so your public defender had a case to make. :^)

thirteen year olds can drive in america?

>jim carry after the 90's

nice one user, holy shit

not alone though.

Are the guy in the bath and the host of this show sharing the same cell now?

Boss Papi on the right.

hm. neat.

No. Youngest for a learners is 14.

>ttps://www facebook com/john.dupee.79
Haha what a fag.

GOAT decoy

hm. neat.

>its not entrapment no matter what!
>more than one person gets all charges dropped because entrapment
>the only difference between these cases and every other case is whether or not a police officer said something to the TCaP crew
>its not entrapment tho

It makes me sad to see people so retarded, actively arguing against their rights because they dun like teh pedos.

I feel bad for pedos sometimes. But you have to be so fucking retarded to fall for that shit.

...

he sure posts a lot of inspirational quotes.

maybe he should have found one that says don't fuck kids

I really have no idea how anyone could think that's under 20, much less under 15.

good find, user

what happens if the dude sets up the meet without mentioning sex and doesnt go in for a hug or touch them ?

I was just about to post that lmao. He was probably thinking that while talking to her

LEL

she didn't look like that ten years ago when she was the decoy.

actually the charges were dropped not because the defendant was successful in his entrapment defense, but because the prosecution failed to prove the elements of the crime, most probably because they weren't able to assure the court of the reliability of the chat logs. This happened in the earlier cases because TCAP was still sloppy

O-oh cawd!

It's not that clever if it's not following the Megaman naming scheme

it's still wierd as fuck that a 32 year old man just wants to "hang out" with a 12 year old girl

there is no way you can defend this dude

ITT church of cawd

believing facebook inspirationals will land you in jail famalamb

Lorne only goes for blawnds

>I-I dyed it myself, do you like it?

I have just noticed in ep 2 they play ominous creepy orchestra music quietly in the background when the guy shows her the food he bought her. Why the fuck do they need to lead the audience with this guy who is trying to fuck a little girl?

Agree that the editing in the new series is too much. They need to tone that shit down, son

I thought that was the current decoy and the current decoy is 18?

Do they still work with Perverted Justice?

nah

They wouldn't agree to a meeting if the dude didn't make it clear that he wanted to get sloppy

>post kik on /soc/
>get messaged by gril
>we chat, we hit it off, hates weebs
>being a horny CIS male I started steering it towards sex
>she reciprocates and escalates
>she sends noods then asks for dick pics
>lol no wai thats u
>she sends a vid with my name on a piece of paper
>hey by the way how old are you
>I'm 16
>w-what
>next week
>delete chat
>delete pics
>delete vids
>delete kik
>wipe storage with random 0's and 1's
/soc/ is an 18+ site REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Its hack journalism. They edit hansen to be the most suave and influential person in the universe that everyone is instantly afraid of. So why not edit everything else?

>wipe storage with random 0's and 1's
>he thinks this will save him

hope you like getting raped in jail as much as your like grooming 16 year old girls you sick fuck

>next week

... including that indicates you know the how the CP statues allow for instant deletion/destruction.

What said, and frankly if you're too retarded to not try to commit crimes with strangers on the internet you deserve to get caught.

The sole purpose of Kik is for terrible people to do horrible illegal things. Why anyone would use it for anything other than being a retard and ruining your life is beyond me. Just go on fucking tindr or something.

nah i'm not a peedo sympathiser or anything, they should all be hung but do you think hansens team goes for the people that say the worst stuff and kind of says "nah not tonight" to the ones who are nice "nice" ?

>americans can't have sex with a horny 16 years old girl
top fucking kek

>32 year old
>old enough to be the father of a 13 year old
Yeah maybe if he had sex when he was 15, i.e. if he was raped.

how'd you know he was a hairdresser? and what does that have to do with anything?

I'll do both ways, dont worry m8

Don't ever try to be something that needs you to be smart.

I have seen fucko threads on Cred Forums and this is sufficient

no she said she will be "turning 16 the next week" AFTER sending lewds. I assumed she was at least 18 because /soc/ Probably le ebin troll but better be safe than hansen'd

So now that you have the burden of proof, do something with it.

Prove it.

Perverted Justice still operate but I doubt any show would go near them again.
IIRC NBC tried to put most of the blame on them for that DA shooting himself.

Man, I've seen the raw tapes - they only edit for time which makes the predators look better.

youtu.be/9eePz7rR8qk?t=12m55s
This unbelievably didn't air

>3 eps in
>still haven't seen the hot female cop properly

Stop teasing us Chris.

so yea, you good then.

What? The burden of proof never shifts, it's always with the prosecution to prove his guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

>how was the drive
>terrible
>oh why
>actually it was fine

I already hate this motherfucker I hope he got executed.

>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

Papi was a straight shooter, i'll give him that...

Lorne's got his own religion, and he's such a dumbfuck that he keeps giving interviews to a bunch of people that mock for him trying to fuck a child.

>that fucking intro with the creepy 8-bit music

>this is why this nigga can't get a girl his own age.
Explain? I wanna get a girl my age.

You bring food2gril

>listening to slow, calm, non edited chris hansens voice is comfy as hell

man, chris has the voice and charm of an angel

...

This shirt man, gotta get me one of those.

>not dressedtothenines.jpg
You fucked up