TV edits

Do Americlaps really do this shit? Still?
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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!

>see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

who the hell is Mr Falcon anyway?

SLOPPY

Jesus Christ, Scorsese's ones are the absolute worst

>We would be SLOPPY.
>You callin us SLOPPY.
Why is this allowed?

I wonder what's the rest of the movie sounds like, especially sarge.

We would be
>SLOPPY.
Are you calling us
>SLOPPY.

believe it or not you piece of *slime* you're still gonna burn

Awwwh... how much *brass* do I have to kiss to make PARTNER in this damn place?

>We can't have them saying 'fuck' while killing each other, that would be offensive.

You grandmother's peach!

Why can't Americans handle profanity?

profanity and sex are off limits, but ultra violence is a-okay!

actually the censors have eased up a lot on the profanity edits in recent years, and it's getting more acceptable for stuff to be sexy (as long as it isn't on standard cable)

Europe literally puts people in fucking jail for saying "nigger" or "faggot".

I'm always impressed with how well done MONKEY FIGHTING and MONDAY TO FRIDAY is dubbed in.

It has to be an official alternative line recorded by Sam Jackson himself like they were considering a PG-13 rating.

What's with this samefag always the same time of the day who always frames every post his makes as some butthurt over America?

Inferiority complex much?

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I know the "A nigger" scene in The Shining is change to "A Ni-o good cook"

sloppy

kek

this happens with alot of movies.

they get bids from stations to use their movie on TV, but require less profanity, so the company's go back and have the actor record alternative line

WHERE'D YOU GET THE BEAUTY SCAR, TOUGH GUY? EATING PINEAPPLE?

This town is like a great big chicken waiting to get plucked

>remember watching a beverly hills cop movie on tv as a teen
>eddie murphy says "fuck SWAT" in a scene
>instead, he said "swat SWAT"

"Where'd you get that scar, eating Pineapple?" is superior to the original

half of phrases don't make any sense!

the fact they repeated that off-tone record

To be fair, you do have a higher chance of cutting you face eating pineapple than pussy.

What the fuck? Is this what Americans do to their media before putting it on TV
>make ultra violent action film with blood and fighting
>replace "fucker" with "mr falcon"
>now it's fine for kids!

Isn't there some muslim cock you should be sucking? There's no way you've already met your weekly quota.

>I was fucking him
becomes
>I was having sex with him

this was especially hilarious

The cutaway is what sells it

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golden

I actually like that.

I like that alot.

This movie is what always comes to mind for me when I think of weird censorship.

I remember the witness claiming he "Kissed" her brains out when I saw it on tv.

>Americans mark a movie 15 for having a gay in it

Why can't Europeans handle inanimate objects?

Bunch of crooked-nosed Jews around here. This stuff will make you a well maintained spiritual Stegosaurus, just like me.

>americans mark a movie nc-17 for having a gay sex scene that is otherwise identical to an r-rated straight sex scene

>otherwise identical

sure thing buddy

Jesus, half of these make no sense at all

that's america for you

>60% HAHAHAH

Have fun when BLM trashes your town