What's Corey Feldman up to these days?

Give me 2 hours with Photoshop and I could do a better job than this. I really hope nobody got paid for that shitty album cover.

Lucky for you, I happen to have a recorded account of an average day in the life of Corey Feldman...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM

He chin too small for he gotdamn face

Corey spends a lot of his time wondering "what's up with the youth?"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

Why is he so desperate to be Michael Jackson? It's like some weird creepy fixation which he can't seem to shake.

Those fucking gloves.

he is ascending the millennium.

those comments. does he have a cult following?

You know...just chillin

youtube.com/watch?v=Rg33G6apK7I

DOC ICE

wouldn't be surprised if he'd done it himself

Dude I love choc ice

I genuinely like that song

youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM

WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHO RAPED THAT KID ALREADY OR IF IT'S ALL JUST A RUSE

I FUCKING HATE CLIFFHANGERS

Charlie Sheen is who that blind item refers to.

*points finger*

*angry shouting*

I hope this shit isn't real, because it literally makes me happy he got molested.

Heard Leafy wants his chin back.

mean bj's

I guess he really was molested

HOLY SHIT is that Howard Stern?

He's living the life bro

Jackson was the only man he trusted that didn't rape him.

Rather, Jackson made tender love to Corey's sweet young boi pussy.

Damn right
youtube.com/watch?v=mTFPErD72P4

why woulnt mj help get him out of nyc on 9/11

I'm from Europooria, so I never really grew up with Corey (I did watch the Goonies when I was younger). I am however kinda intrigued by this guy after seeing all these threads on Cred Forums, how do you americans see him? Is he a former big celebrity who fell from grace? Just some chrischan tier guy too laugh at, or do you think he has a tragic backstory?
From all the stuff Ive seen from him, he seems pretty much /ourguy/

>or do you think he has a tragic backstory?
There's a very good chance he was molested.

what kind of music does this nutjob make

hip hop trip hop rock pop awesomess
youtube.com/watch?v=FvjpqWTiQDA

progressive jazzfunk synthwave

the type of music you play as you crawl out of a fiery pit.

it literally sounds like somebody with no talent but a lot of money tried to make an album trying to convince you they're deep but it's awful

I'm so glad I don't give a shit about celebs he's still mouth from the goonies to me

i actually really like ascension millennium, it's a guilty pleasure of mine now, anyone else?

That's the only plausible answer.

Is 2016, dare I say, the /yearoftheCorey/?

it's catchy, i'll give it that

That's fucking awful

...

holy shit all this needs is that goofy looking hoodie thing

Yep, Corey's appearances on Stern were GOAT. Specially when MJ went to trial for molestation while Corey, who was a molestation victim, would defend MJ. Howard though this was funny and busted his balls like crazy.

this guy is living the life

GO 4 IT is utter shit, but Ascension Millennium is actually kinda decent. Even the video is kino.

>ascension, millennium
what did he mean by that?

That VICE article where they went to one of his parties and made fun of how lame it was made me feel bad.

sauce

Op pic is proof that tigerblood can be transferred anally.

vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

pretty sad t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m, seems like bullying

>the feldmansion

He looks like someone's MSPaint drawing of Jon Snow.

Is that Sean Astin @1.35?

yes

GO

FOR

IT

is coreyposting saving Cred Forums?

so he isthe musical version of that black chick from saved by the bell and vanity publishing

It's certainly doing good but it's not enough to save us, we need less polshit

It's here to supplant Brennyposting until his new film comes out.

It could very well may be, it's more of a cult meme right now

>...I was approached by a former Playboy Playmate and a porn-star friend of hers, who asked me, "Wanna play a game called Playmate Versus Porn Star? We both blow you, then you tell us which one did a better job."

I want this in my life

>that suit

Where can I acquire this?

How does Corey have so much money? I don't get it.

At the coreyboutique near the feldmansion

>those women in the comments

he doesn't, have you seen entourage?

Are those girls actually playing the instruments

hush money

He doesn't. His parents blew it all

The All Gossip Celebrities are saying it's Charlie Sheen.

Watch the girl playing the keyboard. Her hands literally never move.

>1985, 42 old
Sheen was born on 1965

charlie sheen up my byttttt faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

This.

Anyone who thinks he's broke is clueless

Just kind of a sad situation. He was great in stuff like Goonies and Stand By Me. He seems like a genuine, earnest enough guy, so it feels shitty to laugh at him for being so out of it.

What did he mean by this?

poeenus weenus buddy.

youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM

Is there a bigger JUST in all of Hollywood than Corey Feldman

>mother uninterested in his development
>father exploited him and spent all of his millions until he finally got emancipation
>him and best friend raped by Hollywood stars and executives
>best friend eventually died of overdose
>now is washed up old man with zero self awareness who throws terrible birthday parties where he charges people to attend, has a failed indie go go, and has live in girlfriends called the Corey's Angels, who must be in lingerie at all times under contract
>stadium issued an apology for allowing the performance above
>tries to be Michael Jackson because "he was the only adult who didn't abuse me"

nypost.com/2015/07/22/bizarre-corey-feldman-concert-forces-baseball-team-apology/

indiegogo.com/projects/elev8or-2-ascension-the-feldfanfam-fundraiser#/

youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

youtube.com/watch?v=AwXA7HZ2fps

I don't give a shit how cooky this fuck was, he had the best birthday ever made

house was full of sluts and prostitutes, fuck all you want for $250

>>him and best friend raped by Hollywood stars and executives

Based Jacko.

>>stadium issued an apology for allowing the performance above

Him typing like a 15 year old just adds insult to injury.

He never grew up.

less plebbit more like

OOOOOh so he's lost his mind, okay that makes sense now

>dubstep and nigger dancing

holy shit i had to pause the video

youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM

>>stadium issued an apology for allowing the performance above

HOLY SHIT

Sometimes I saw her wrists move up, like she was playing, but I'm not sure she actually pressed down on the keys.
I think she was afraid of actually doing something.

its fucking cringy as fuck. does he know hes being made fun of on here

pay him $100 bucks and he'll shout you out on instagram

what is this form of dancing called

breakjusting

WHAT THE FUCK? I didn't know DOC ICE was gonna here?

I thought his name was Doug Ice?

yeah he definatly gonna here huh

Sean Astin is such a good friend

he's really trying to look like Charlie sheen

holy shit i thought that was charlie

is he a dad for real?

>almost immediately out of breath

yes

kek

Unironical kino

it basically is

This album has 22 tracks. That sound great!

Like this one

youtube.com/watch?v=VtH8uvTAqso

He was the only one who used astroglide.

>DOC ICE
literally who?

...

Yeah, but did you know he was going to be there?

>fuck all you want for $250
wat

GET IT GET IT
HIT THE CLUB

Watch this and tell me he doesn't want to be MJ

youtube.com/watch?v=7MSTQ1073T0

men need to pay 250 to enter

what the fuck

i want to kill myself just for watching this

So what's bad about this shit? That he did some shitty dance moves?
Not memeing. Usually, when I watch some "viral" shit (translated as something every tryhard is pushing as funny), I figure out what made it viral. ( Rebecca Black'song for example).
But here the song isn't bad at all and he sings decently. Meanwhile, Spears hasn't sung in a millennium and her "performances" are acclaimed.

vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

>comparing britney to that trainwreck

youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag

this is the exact point at which i stopped watching, cringe overload

Shit, son, I like those songs too.
But she basically lipsynced her ways through carpool karaoke. I'd never go to a "concert" of hers.

No, because I don't know who he is, nor does anyone else.

my god

Thank god I was never molested as a kid (as bad as him). That shit really does mess you up.

What did the cameraman mean by that?

>that longshot

is it the kino we need but don't deserve?

yeah me neither but at least it's competent, corey trips over the chord and his mic gets muted on the video posted earlier, dude's a mess

I just can't help but like this video and song.
This Michael Jackson mother fucker.

>you will never be invited into the Feldmansion

when he walks into his backyard there's a bunch of energy drink stuff

did they pay for the video or something?

The people loved his performance. Ignore the few internet haters.

Monster energy drinks, look here:You can see Monster a few times in his videos.

I'm glad others like him.
Corey needs to be professional and not get worked up by internet trolls.

It has a unique charm desu

Don't worry, Corey isn't going anywhere. The numbers don't lie.

>So what's bad about this shit?
It's just cringy, mainly because he's a talentless tryhard. He's badly copying other artists' style and lifestyle, seems oblivious to his own mediocrity and tackiness, and he's just funny to look at even when not doing all this shit. And he's 45 ffs!

most patrician Coreywave: youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

Apologize Cred Forums.

how does he have money to pay his "angels"

me on the right

What's Up With The Youth 2015: youtube.com/watch?v=95q7g5soh4U

who is doug ice? is he also working with the agent C?

Found the Mexican redditor

he's up to his balls in underage pussy

instagram.com/p/BE7a3KkuvGz/

lads...

How does he have money???

fuck you. seriously

>head shapes up like a square

isn't it suspicious how NBC is giving him this kind of attention
why would they ever play along with this shit?
unless the names corey has belong to those execs

Corey Feldman died in 1990, this is an alien doppelganger

I look forward to seeing you post 'shitty forced redditor meme' in each subsequent Brenny thread, sperg

...

>isn't it suspicious how NBC is giving him this kind of attention
yeah this whole 'guess the Hollywood rapist' thing reeks of a setup

But you're the redditor who post in forced redditor Brendan Fraser threads.

mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/reddit-users-save-brendan-frasers-7715601

BTFO by trips.

There is no way that that wasnt written by him

Lou, is that you?

He's just got friends that green light him.

Also I thought it was Get it Get it, Corey on the Club

>this song is nearly 20 years old

imagine getting molested so hard by someone that you spend the rest of your life trying to be them

Why do I automatically assume that his entire house smells like AXE body spray?

Trying to forget about the time Charlie Sheen's 14-inch python dick was in his butt

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

WHAAATSSAP WIT DA YOOT
WHAAATSSAP WIT DA YOOT
WHAATSUPPPP

Kek, because it probably does.

jesus christ that story

it's like theyre shitting on him so hard and he doesn't realize it

approved by corey feldman

>all those old/fake sluts
>All that cheap tiled empty dance floor space
>all that shitty decoration
>"A fucking massage chair!"
>Corey had the last say in the article for """"reasons""""

That looks FUCKING TERRIBLE

youtu.be/0ML44lMy1oE

youtu.be/tDX2eB3IdV8

youtube.com/watch?v=qIJqJnRfMS4

okay fuck me this is respectable pop.

hey pretty good, not cringe at all

Meatballs 3 and Rock n Roll High School Forever are patrician Corey.