Great British Bake Off

Do you and your wife's son not enjoy it?

>it's an everybody fucks up episode

he's one of the worst imo

tries to come across as not really trying but doesn't actually have much skill

all in all it's a really poor batch this year

still hurting over milf kate being kicked off last week

Yeah it's mostly a contest of who screws up the least bad this year

God I hope Val just fucks off soon

I hate her so much

>candice crying already
Has there been an episode where she hasn't yet>

Ginger nut is definitely an arse bandit

How dumb do you have to be to forget to turn on the oven

he's reddit incarnate

Tom is our guy

Can't even make a better bakrwell than one that wasn't finished

>I do one every week!

Yeah they're probably all shite too

>opens oven with his face inches away
>doesn't burn himself
>"Oh nooo the oven"
Nobhead.

>I make this every week
>completely fucks it up

If any anons here haven't had baklava before, I highly suggest you get some. It's fucking lush

Oh my god Candice.

Has Tom ever done something 'risky' that didn't go completely wrong

it's so good.

don't be mean. i like the andrew

>I want her to squeeze my sausage

So with meat covered in cocoa and not doing great on his pastry Tom's bake is gonna be a disaster right

He'll be saved by Val being a yampy fucker again.

He'll probably luck his way through to the final

if I'm going to eat something that sweet I'd rather just have a yum-yum tbqh

Muzzies detected

Yeah so Val is going home, thank fuck

She fucking better

Confirmed for go

Smug

>Selasi lying on the floor again in the preview

It's going to be fucking shit once it's on Channel 4 isn't it?

I once had a girl let me pour custard on my knob and have her lick it off. I bet Candice would be up for that

almost definitely, unless they get some good presenters and don't fuck with the formula (which they will)

Well the adverts will fuck with the flow for starters.

Adding breaks alone will upset the balance, and they could get some shit C4 presenters, hope I'm wrong but I think it's finished.

Have you ever tried making them though? I have and it was a fucking disaster

>she will never put whipped cream on her vag and sit on your face

this series has been pretty bad anyway, I could see ratings falling pretty rapidly over a few years even if it didn't move

I have a fantasy about shagging a girl in a bath full of baked beans. Don't think it'll ever happen mind.

...

>YWN lick the soles of her boots clean after a hard day of baking as she smirks down at you

It's a bad bake, boys

>ywn brush the flour from her hair after baking together and having playful sex on the kitchen floor

tfw no flora/martha this year
why even bake lads?

Candace is chavvy femdom Flora lad, get on board

>they use the come dine with me narrator
>they add "hilarious" challenges like baking with insects
>they make it look like the contestants have romance
>they pick contestants based on how likely they are to throw a wobbly, not on baking skill
>ant and dec host
>wait no dick and dom host
>they throw in a fucking ad break before judging
>they throw in an add break between challenges
>they only pick attractive contestants
Channel 4 is nigger TV, actually it's worse, it's as bad as yank tv lads

Any natural hairy qts in this or are they all waxed chav slags?

Was she the Scottish one who put whiskey in everything?

Best suggestion I've seen was for Reeves and Mortimer to host it. Id watch that.

aye
and a boonie bairn ta boot

Yeah was alright. Seemed like one of those Jocks who bang on about how brilliant Scotland is whilst being nowhere near it though

>hands mary a giant black sausage

Glasow aint all of scotland friend.

They're working on a sketch show for the BBC, at least according to Vic's appearance on Richard Herring's podcast.