/hansen/ - HvP/TCAP General: Gay for Chinese Food edition

She's cute

Chris Hansen is the hero we need. He has been off the air for countless years but he still is every pedophile's nightmare.

>she

THREADLY REMINDER, I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THIS TO THE OP, PLEASE PUT IN ALL /hansen/ GENERAL OPs FROM NOW ON:
justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements

What's your favorite line so far, Cred Forums?

>CHOKE ON HIS CHICKEN NOODLES

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>No sounds on Cred Forums webms

This needs to change

he admits to the cops he said that so she would be more willing to sleep with him

>It's not a her.

Stop ruining it. All someone needs to do is enter one of these threads, type "entrapment" and everyone goes absolutely mental.

>entrapment
kind of irrelevant since this is a television show and the cops aren't running anything. can only be entrapment if the cops are doing it.

youtu.be/9eePz7rR8qk?t=12m55s

>listening to chris hansens slow, calm, non edited voice is comfy as fuck

he has the charm and voice of an angel

>hey baaaaaaaay bee

Oh shit, I didn't notice it the first time when he said "It's not a her." What a twisted fuck.

it gets old tho

I don't understand

There's a guy in the old stings who said he's a religious watcher of the show.

It's a boy

Oh cawd.

>It's not a her

Why do they cut out so much good stuff?

>entrapment
That requires the officer to approach the criminal

They just make the profile, the pedos are the ones that message them

I don't follow?

It has a benis

cause the show must fit into the 30 min limit

>it's a boy

PROBLEMATIC POST HOW DO YOU KNOW IT ISN'T AN OTHERKIN OR PERSON OF TRANS PERSUASION?!

Wait, I'm too lazy to rewatch it. Did you guys actually find a real trap for once? Or is this just you guys calling every girl you see a trap again?

Yes but there are still plenty of retards who would think otherwise. Instead of taking post counts to tell them to fuck off, the OP would be doing that for us.

es un nino

Love Chris Hansen, wish there was something similar in the UK.

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

>bathroom enthusiast
nice one user

Nah, we're just joking because of the pedo from episode three saying he fucked a fifteen year old (as per the OP image).

>o dANG

>tfw you think you chat up Chris Hansen online but when you go to visit him you've been catfished by a loli

Will anything ever top this?
youtube.com/watch?v=dvOk7dxvOHQ

When new ep

>what, no way

TEN FUCKING YEARS
> 10
Jesus that nigga is done for

>the decoy trips on the carpet

Gay Romano, my favorite

I'M JUST SAYIN

>no comf TCAP stream

Why bother?

This

he got a 7 year jail sentence, but it is suspended after 3 years meaning he gets out after 3 years. not sure how exactly it works, but it is similar to probation so he could go back to jail to serve the remainder if he steps out of line.

after the 7 years he has another 10 years of probation officer meetings while registering as a sex offender.

>tfw you got 17 years of papi mugshots to look forward too

average tier

youtu.be/n3dhEGBMbLU

>Friend tells you he knows a girl who's down for whatever
>Tag along
>Get there
>White guy comes out with papers
>Asks my name
>Tell him I'm a tagalong
>Turns out the girl was underage and I'm going to prison

WEW
E
W

I believe the way a suspended sentence works is that you get released at the initial period and if you fuck up and reoffend you get sent back to prison for the remainder of the sentence.

I'm pretty sure they let him go. It always cracks me up seeing him sip his drink while his buddy gets blasted in the ass.

Mate I wouldn't want to spend a fucking day in Jail as a con for pedophilia or any other business even remotely related to kids. 3 years would be the same as 30

>he goes into the bathroom
>closes the door
>decoy and chris, without a word, exchange places
>he opens the door
>"oh fuck"
>"i know who you are"

that is some fino kino right there

>wake up after a night at a friend's house
>go to McDonalds, I just want to get something to eat
>get accosted by an aggressive man with fake chat logs accusing me of being a predator

how old was your friend?

godamn right!

Is this a web series only or is it on a network?

>yfw you recognize chris hansen and know you're fucked, the video

If he was an enthusiast he would've used appropriate terminology

It's on TV, what channel depends on where you live
crimewatchdaily.com/page/2015/06/03/when-its-on/

"You're going to get another kind of six inch in jail, Jared."

wow they really let hansen loose on subway man

I love how he embraces his meme persona.

How does it feel to be a meme man?

It got him back on television so it must feel great.

Hansen is our hero and I won't tolerate slights.

...

What kind of house has two armchairs pointing directly at each other? Hansen can't even put the footrest up.

"When i ____ your ____"

fit in the blanks

>ask to take the drinks with him

Stupid spic didn't even understand

When I killkit your papi

...

But he actively tries to destroy your way of life.

"When I regret your chances"

kek

"When I eat your dinner"

Imagine being hansen's son and trying to hide low grades at school O.o ¬¬''

There's like 2 episode a week or something. It's only been just over 1 week since the first episode.

Why did they arrest him?

"When I eat MY dinner"

You could tell he was nervous too, so he kept drinking. But it's a rockstar, so drinking more made him even more jittery, which made him more nervous, so he kept drinking. It's great. Once it was all done you could see the weight lift off his shoulders.

...

Dangerus situation indeed.

for trying to have sex with a boy, which doesn't make sense cos he's not gay or anythin

fixed it

that "oh fuck" look on his face when chris says the girls age is great too.

no

>what are you drinking there?
>no beer.

wtf. so these guys are young enough to get in trouble for drinking beer and old enough too get in trouble for meeting teenage girls.

american laws surely hates their teenagers.

Everybody hates teenagers, for good reason.

tagalong looks like stifler kek

Same here, I'm so scared of getting caught.

>make laws so anything teenagers like to do is illegal at their age
>they step out of line
>imprison them
>they spend their puberty locked away from society

sounds pretty gud actually

don't try to make a meme

He should make one for each and every guy

>talking so fucking much to cops
is pedophilia connected to retardation? holy fucking shit

why do these people even say anything at all? they know they fucked up as soon as they recognize hansen. why don't they just refuse to talk?

that's exactly what i was thinking...why tell them anything?

once you fail a take a seat check (must get at least a 1 on a will - 4d120) you will be afflicted with Chris Handsome AoE and you lose control of your free will for 120 seconds. If after 120 seconds you don't make a successful will check (at least a 1 on a will - 1d12) the effect is automatically applied . Hanson may use the take a seat will check every time his Chris Handsome AoE wares off.

I can't believe this papi chucklefuck voluntarily told the cops about statutory raping a 15 year old boy

Like I know you have to be an idiot to get caught in these kinds of things, but that just takes a special sort of moron

"Hey I know, I'ma tell them about a time I actually raped a kid even though they don't know about it! This'll definitely help my case!"

Maybe they put xanax in his chicken noodle to make him talk, then he choked on it.

Nerd

...

I hate pedos, but:

>women don't give any man below 8/10 without a 6 figure salary and an outgoing personality the time of day
>many of said women are whores who have ridden or are currently riding the cock carousel
>be surprised when men attempt to have sex with underage girls

I forgot to add that the Chris Handsome AoE has a range of 2 meters. The take a seat check can only be activated within Chris Handsome AoE range. While Take a Seat is an instant cast, the check will not be applied until after 2 seconds from casting. Within this 2 second period the target can move outside the Chris Handsome AoE range and avoid a will check.

Is there any more of these guys? Like getting arrested?

Found this
youtube.com/watch?v=CnxWyYTZXSY

>H-hey sir!
>...you a Boston fan?

Jesus, how tight was Lorne clenching his brown star during this confrontation?

That's some full-proof data you got there to back up your /r9k/ opinions.

I mean there is probably some truth to this but it's not a general phenomena that makes finding a mate impossible for 70% of men

>implying /r9k/ is ever wrong

They have a better track record than Cred Forums

>his face and that reaction sound when the cameras come into the room and he tells him he's on NBC

Beautiful

Truly the cleanest, best pleasure

The point is, though, it is entrapment, but that doesn't matter because entrapment is legal for civilians.

Yes, as much as 70% of men can find a mate who's ridden every cock they can for their prime years, and are now ready to find a nice man to settle down with who is willing to raise their kids.

Except you're still wrong, you mong the fact that the decoys are not the ones making the sexual propositions makes this not entrapment.

>You like to gamble?

Based

this is why you work to improve yourself instead of being a stupid neet

and if you are a neet who isn't legit disabled there is no excuse not to look like arnold and just be a local johnny bravo

can't improve my manlet height though can i.

>The point is, though, it is entrapment, but that doesn't matter because entrapment is legal for civilians.
No. Entrapment does not apply to civilians. So if the element of "government" is removed, you do not have "entrapment."
It's like saying it's rape but it is not because there was consent. While correct, you just come off as stupid.

Cops can't run sting operations online because in order to get any response, the cops have to make the first move, announcing the decoy's presence.

But hansen avoids that caveat by ostensibly not being law enforcement.

>You took a little bit of a gamble coming here tonight

Being on the internet is not making the first move, mongoloid. Posting a kik name and is not initiating sexual contact, nor is it coercing people into initiating it. :^)

>It's like saying it's rape but it is not because there was consent.

You mean like porn stars who signed contracts where they consented to everything, but then cried rape once the shoot was over and won?

Which I can't find anymore because google is fucking retarded and keeps feeding me trump bullshit because suddenly its okay to ignore fucking search terms? Jesus christ fuck this future I want to go back to the 90s when shit worked and there were no retards on the internet.

>I just came by to tell her I wasn't coming by tonight

>Being on the internet is not making the first move

Correct.

So the only way to not make the first move is to just sit at a computer connected to the internet AND NEVER DO ANYTHING and watch all the random messages flood in.

>Cops can't run sting operations online
backpage dot com
escorts

The crime they're catching people with is solicitation of a minor. The crime was already committed, they just get them to the house (with specific items) to create an air tight link to the chatlogs.

They've arrested people who didn't even go in the house.

giving perps the opportunity to do something illegal (posting your deetz and shit) is not "initiating contact," and even then, is excusable if it can be proven that the perp had the predisposition to commit the crime anyway. See

Yes, cops can't run stings there. Because advertising the decoy as a prostitute is, A, committing a crime, and B, straight inducement. No questions asked.

The only way john-stings worked before is the decoy would just walk around and men would drive up and offer money for sex.

Since there is no way to get into contact with anyone on the internet without first announcing your presence to those people, yes, that is most definitely initiating contact and just breakdances back and forth over the line between inducement and enticement.

Hence the reason law enforcement can't actually conduct online stings.

Episode 3 decoy looks kind of cute, not 12 though.

Also, it's only polite to lock someone's door after coming in.

>You mean like porn stars who signed contracts where they consented to everything, but then cried rape once the shoot was over and won
Not having a required element which defines a crime is quite different from a situation having multiple variables of facts are at play. The former is simple, the latter is complex.
Missing element of a crime - not a crime. Stick to the law, not to your feelings.

>NEVER DO ANYTHING and watch all the random messages flood in.

This actually happens for women though. Its why they hate computers.

>Yes, cops can't run stings there.
You're either a cop, someone who wants to see some poor retard get busted for soliciting sum fuk, or just a plain retard.

No, you autismal nigger, as the crime is not "saying hello and having a nice chat" with a minor, it's attempting to initiate sexual contact with a minor.

so because hansen isn't law enforcement, it can't be entrapment, even if it proudly and overtly trips all other criteria?

It seems you're less concerned with how legitimately questionable this shit is and just really want people to stop calling it entrapment.

>tell everyone online that you're a woman
>post your face/pics everywhere like the attention whore roastie you are
>"waaah I get so many messages I can't believe men are attracted to me :("

Kill Kit had a girlfriend, and she was kind of cute.

Let that sink in.

> it's attempting to initiate sexual contact with a minor.

Nope. "solicitation of a minor" is, over the internet, literally nothing but saying sexual things to a minor. It doesn't even have to be a direct request for sex.

And why is it no one on the internet has even the slightest understanding of how the internet works anymore? Is it because of apple?

>fat
>nose piercing
>4/10 without makeup

Yeah no

The guy your responding to is correct

No, I mean they just sit at a computer and instantly tons of perverts know they're there and start sending them messages.

They don't even have to touch the keyboard.

Yeah, David Schumacher. That was the best ever.

You either have understanding simple concepts or are just stubborn. The link is there. The rule is stated in clear terms.

> even if it proudly and overtly trips all other criteria?
Yes, absolutely. Penal statutes are construed HEAVILY against the state. You do not need to be a lawyer to know this. This is basic civics shit. Miss one element and the perp is free to go. Hell, even if the evidence undoubtedly show that the defendant had committed a crime but that crime was not in the information/complaint, the defendant will not be held guilty of that crime.

Considering he's a 4/10 too, I'm not seeing the problem.

Shes probably got one or two kids though.

Alright, cool, so how does that have anything to do with just posting 12/f/San Diego?

who the fuck is Kill Kit? He's KillKit

>I don't wanna be on the news, ya feel me?
>yes, we are filming

I'm not saying hansen should be arrested under laws that don't exist, I'm saying hes exploiting a clear legal loophole (the place the cops have to stay while the operation is running is literally called "the loophole" by the cops and crew) where he can operate with the force of law, without any of the laws that exist to protect citizens from law enforcement entities.

This debate is mostly about the ethics and shit. I know the man's not going to be arrested for turning the shattering of broken lives into entertainment, but this shit sit any easier with me.

RIGHT, i'm not a peedo defender at all and think they are all scum

but

if someone just asks to meet the fake 12 year old, with no sexual chat what so ever, just "hey can we meet at yours ?", then they go to the hansen house and see the girl, dont touch them or make any sexual advances, do they still get jail time ?

i bet you if they were chatting to one of the predators and he hadnt said anything sexual at all but he was like "can i come and hang out ?" they would reply with "sorry boo my parents are in tonight" because they wouldnt be able to pull out the chat log and fuck them with it.

i'm not saying that meeting a young girl that you've chatted to over the internet isnt fucked and they would clearly be there for more than they are letting on either way, but i bet hansens team of cocky cops dont reply to the "nice" peedos.

>"the loophole"
I've seen every episode and they only ever say, "police are staked out in the trailer across the street," or whatever. Where are you getting this from?

Yes, they don't respond to the people they can't catch. Are you missing the point behind them doing it?

That still leaves you with four decent non-pedophile options:

>become the sort of man women really want
>settle for the sorts of women who can't get the sort of man you can't become
>bang hookers
>jack off to porn

>I'm not gay, that's what's so insane about this.

What did he mean by this?

user, not falling under A CLEAR DEFINITION OF AN OFFENSE is NOT a loophole. Penal laws can literally be invalidated if they're vague enough to HAVE loopholes. Penal laws are held to a higher degree of scrutiny because it can remove all three of life, liberty, and property.

a popular coping mechanism to avoid trying, meanwhile in real life only 3% of men can't get laid

I want to fuck your pussy.

I am now guilty of solicitation of a minor. Arrest me.

youtube.com/watch?v=l4V5Yhz42-Q
>dat midriff flash
No, that's just sending inappropriate messages to minors.
Solicitation means you have to ask for sex. If you're gonna shitpost at least use your brain a bit.

He's fucking making bullshit up after getting stuffed in the asshole on the "muh entrapment" and "muh thought crime" non-arguments.

The spirit of entrapment law is to protect citizens from law enforcement agencies exploiting the letter of the law against them.

hansen and crew are acting as a law enforcement agency in every way, shape, and form, but because they aren't officially recognized as one, they can entrap all they want.

>m-muh red pills

Have you even been within shouting distance of a vagina since your birth? Men and women are basically the same in the sense that everyone is an individual, you might even be able to find some poor girl to like your autistic ass if you put some modicum of effort into it

>4/10
That's pretty generous

>No, that's just sending inappropriate messages to minors.
>Solicitation means you have to ask for sex.

No, that was explicitly solicitation of a minor.

>the spirit
I have to stop you right there. Going beyond the face of the statute is allowed only if the statute is vague. The rule defining entrapment is clear. Just stop. Do not discuss this, you are obviously ill-equipped.

You know, someday one of these wackos is gonna pull a gun and put himself out of misery, but before he's going to do that he's surely blowing Hansens brain out... now that will be great entertainment if it ever gets aired.

>The spirit of entrapment law is to protect citizens from law enforcement agencies exploiting the letter of the law against them.
[citation needed]

Hey boo.

...

mugshots always knock off at least 2 points.

>implying that wacko will be able to pass a will check against Hanson
>put the gun down
>now what was your plan here

that's a pretty just looking individual

>someday one of these wackos is gonna pull a gun and put himself out of misery

did we even have Cred Forums back then?

You can try to ignore my arguments all you want, but the incontrovertible fact is, entrapment law wasn't written with the consideration of civilian agencies with all the power of law, but no formal recognition as law enforcement.

Kinda like how solicitation of a minor was written when the only way to solicit a minor was face to face and in public.

Leave you fucking normies

Kek

Your arguments are based on ignorance and is against basic concepts of law (which you don't even have a basic grasp of.) Your """arguments""" are trash and should be treated as such.
>entrapment law wasn't written with the consideration of civilian agencies with all the power of law, but no formal recognition as law enforcement.
This is what (You) think. I think I've made it clear how your """"opinion"""" should be treated.

Well he's also a mouthbreather, a creeper, he cries like a pussy and he carries murder tools with him everywhere he goes. And apparently women find him more attractive than this guy

>put effort into it
>end up with a solid 5 who's already got two kids from more attractive people and doesn't want any more

Great counter arguments.

Oh wait.

... yea you didn't actually make any counter arguments. You just appealed to authority and adhom'd all over yourself.

kys pedo

this guy was incredible

no wonder people thought this was scripted and he was an actor

>implying

I just hate women

kys

Get used to it.

people are fleeing reddit over the fact they won't delete boards that hurt their feefees, who think Cred Forums is obviously the best fit for them.

Why limit yourself? Everyone is shit.

adult women. eat a bullet.

"Hey boo?..."
"HEY! :D Have a seat right over there on this stool please"

I've missed Chris Hansen.

>I can't rape children so everyone is shit
Literally castrate yourself and die.

>brings food for himself and not the girl
>"You're hotter than your picture."

I'm not even this socially retarded and I spend 14 hours a day shitposting on an Indo-Chinese flash animation stills board.

wow, that came from nowhere.

Can i use the bathroom?

its almost as if hansen and crew specifically target the retarded and pathetic.

Relationships work two ways bud, if you find yourself unhappy then you're free to leave the situation. Particularly since they're not your kids.

You think the guys ever wonder why the girls don't look like their pictures? Especially in the new series where they use actual pictures of teen girls and then adult decoys. The guy even acknowledges she looks "hotter than her picture."

How do you guys rank the first three so far?

1>2 I haven't watched 3 yet.

>You just appealed to authority
Stating basic concepts of law and statutory construction is "appeal to authority"? user you're worse than a retard who is unaware that he is a retard: you're a retard who thinks he's smart. Stop using those words user, you don't know their proper use.

>those youtube guys RPing as the predators reciting quotes word by word

Truly a thinking man's humor

3>2>1

1 was interesting because of the guy's insistence on getting the girl to leave, pretty creepy desu
2 was a bit better because of the snacks, the general skeeviness of the dude, and his breakdown
3 was greatest so far because of the bathroom switcheroo, him recognizing chris, no lawyer for chinese takeout, "it's not a she", and his candid police interview in general

Three is probably the best because the guy they caught just wouldn't stop talking, revealed a lot of stuff that he probably wouldn't of if not for chinese takeout.

I guarantee that this dumbass will reoffend

1 > 3 > 2, but that's not to say 2 didn't have its moments.

How do you target a suave, successful pedophile?

forgot to mention, in terms of meme potential 3 is easily the best so far

>1
nothing notable from this episode
>2
"hey boo"
>3
dinner for one
papi
"it's not a her"
chinese takeout

In the old one a guy refused to come in the house because the decoy who answered the door didn't sound like the person he spoke to on the phone.

Lorne almost figured it out too. He spotted that the pictures he was sent of 'Kayla' were two different girls, but PV made an excuse that they were taken a year apart so that's why she looked different and he bought it.
After that he didn't realise that the decoy who met him at the house looked nothing like either of the pictures, or sounded like the person he had been talking to on the phone.

Well, for starters, you scale the decoy's age range to about 9 or 10. As pedophiles are people who are attracted to prepubescents.

It's pretty transparent what you're doing here. Society hates you. Just end it before someone else does it rapist.

>meme potential

Can you kill yourself? Thanks.

>i don't wanna say anything else
>i fucked a 15 year old boy last month

>It's a pedo argues semantics instead of stringing himself up
Literally die.

Well Chris Hanson doesn't specifically call these guys pedos as much as they are sexual predators, guys who get off over being in control of the situation. Basically exactly the way Papi described it's in his interview, though that's not to say there hasn't been actual pedos in the show, along with the fact they're all degenerate elements of society.

>it's a repeat of a child rapist wants to fucking quibble about the age distinctions between raping older and younger children episode
>it's been on five fucking times this week alone

... at this point it seems that you're so completely obsessed with pedophilia and pedophiles you're literally seeing it everywhere at all times.

>U-u-use my sp-special pedo p-pronouns g-guys!

>nothing notable from this episode
KILLKIT
I
T

MSG ruins yet another life. When will the government step up and do something?

What kind of retard just confesses every crime he's ever committed to the police after getting busted in a pedophile sting? I hope this asshole gets torn a new Colon in prison

>General

I bet the sight of this triggered pedos something fierce

1 had good potential but Hansen seemed to get spooked as soon as Iraq was mentioned.

>OH MY GOD WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME I'M USING A WORD WRONG

>FUCKING PEDOS MAN LOL!!

... these threads are not helping my misanthropy at all.

tennisboy213 aka Safraz Khan recognized that the decoy's voice was different than the phone

He was also the first guy that showed up in the double bust that Chris did where he interviewed slave2mistresses at the same time. That happened at the very beginning of the second Flagler Beach episode in the OP google link (S01E17)

That's because you fuckers have infested Cred Forums. Well guess what, pedoprick? Exterminator's here. Time to GTFO.

I've been watching this and to catch a predator, are there actually online chat rooms people use to set up dates? I'm a young guy, should I just be using tinder?

are all pedos dumb? I was just assuming that TCAP and HVP just net the retarded ones, but reading this thread and those against Chris Handsome, it's hard not to conclude that ALL pedos are dumb.

the guys drive for hours in anticipation of young pussy, they're not gonna go
>hold on, you don't quite look like your picture. what is going on here?

Gee, I wonder how you know that. Get off my Cred Forums pedo shit.

Yeah, what was up with that? Did Hansen think that spending time in a war zone turns you into a pedo?

How do you target a suave, successful sexual predator interested in children?

Then leave, preferably killing yourself along the way.

back when Yahoo Messenger was a thing, Yahoo Chat rooms.

... yea, like has been said a hundred times, this doesn't actually concern pedophiles at all.

So it looks like you're just going to have to stay triggered forever.

I keked

I know that by watching the triggered pedos in this thread

>I will kiss them
such conviction
They're not pedophiles. It's 2016 we have to be politically correct and sensitive. It's actually "sexual predators who prey on individuals aged 15 and below"

DAE want to get a job in law enforcement because of based St. Hansen? I love watching this show so much. I need to make it my reality.

Who cares? They don't make for great television.

And its more about how the decoy is specifically instructed to avoid anyone remotely suave or intelligent. As suave/intelligent people don't scare.

NO RUBER

...

It does, actually. We're not going to dicker over what you think a word should mean. In the mind of a moral and decent person, a pedophile is a child rapist. Period. You're a fucking child rapist who should be gelded, then beheaded.

>shit, these guys keep destroying my arguments
>I know, I'll call them SJWs!!

... amazing

Ignore him, he's literally a triggered pedo determined to shit up every Hansen thread because he's popular here again.

atoms couldnt pass through there

You why I think pedos want young girls? Its because the girls aren't smart enough yet to know how much of a social loser they are.

Literally fucking pedos ITT. You people sicken me. I wish a cruel and painful death upon all of your heads. Your suffering brings me joy.

>some of the predators from the original series got caught doing it again years later
>already one of the guys this season admitted to doing this with a 15 year old boy

do the pedos who cry about this show have any ground to stand on anymore?

user the only way you're going to corner pedantic pedophiles is to be precise with your words so they will be left with little to no wiggle room.
Call them as they are, not with labels, because people can (and will) associate different meanings to different labels.

> you think

I mean, if you can find some source that classifies pedophilia as something other than sexual attraction to prepubescents, you can stop this from ever coming up again and shut it down instantly every time it comes up.

But you you either can't or haven't because you want (you)s.

KYS oedi.

Sounds good to me. Death to all pedos.

this fucking show is literally the same shit every time

what's even the point of watching more than 2 episodes

Try again faggot

Right, we have to negotiate with pedos over terminology, because of all the clout and status they have.

guys I think the pedo who shat up the thread this morning by pretending to be an overly retarded and zealous pedohater is back

That guy was a doctor, why wouldn't they want him on their show?

The Petaluma episode had a bunch of well-off people

face it, you just don't understand art

You could say that about a lot of shows you fucking retard

Every marvel movie is the same, and people keep watching those

The pedos all have their own particular amusing idiosyncracies when they get caught

to see the pedos shit themselves trying to have sex with little girls and instead find Chris Hanson.

Dude, I'm literally enrolled in a criminal justice fast track at Kaiser University. Hansen is a god. A FUCKING GOD! I want to shout his name from the highest mountain. I can't wait to unload my weapon on these sick fucks. Noone will give a shit about these cunts.

you don't negotiate. You just describe what a pedophile is instead of calling them as such. These faggots will just keep on arguing on "terms"

Its more about the fact there isn't a word for someone who is sexually attracted to adolescent and post-adolescent girls. Mostly because its perfectly normal and this is a pure example of malum prohibitum, than malum in se.

But hey, debate is fun. So whatever.

kys pedo sympathizer.

And he made for fucking FANTASTIC tv
youtube.com/watch?v=IuT7kahHRlU

Threadly reminder this website has a long history of deriving huge amounts of entertainment from torturing the legitimately and severely mentally retarded.

No, you think you can legitimate child rape by distinguishing a teen victim from a toddler. It's not that important a distinction. Offenders in both cases should be gelded, then beheaded. No one fucking cares that you want to split hairs over the difference between raping a baby and raping a tween. You're still a disgusting animal, just a pedantic one. So fucking what, pedo.

>debate is fun.
>debate with retards is fun

Godspeed, user. Kill a couple pedos for me.

Try what again? Tell you to kys yourself for being a disgusting sex criminal? Why the fuck do you faggots insist on ruining this board with your perversions. Please go back you sick fuck.

>the butthurt triggered pedo who keep falseflagging

we see you

oh wow, I wasn't even looking at the image that closely, as all I saw was a really dumb looking balding loser.

he apparently got to be a doctor by never getting any sex during his formative years.

PEDO DETECTED

>it's that same fucking pedo
>again

All pedos should kill themselves

so teens and tweens are toddlers? We let toddlers drive?

Also remember the decoy age on these has never gone below 13.

...

they have used 12

Hey I just found out about the old show I only watched these 3, any of you anons want to recommend some old episodes?

So? You want to fuck 13 yos? Literally, unironicly die in a fire you fucking pedo prick.

Dang, look at that burden of proof you're holding.

All of them tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8

in all its low resolution glory

PAEDO SPOTTED PLEASE DIE

>that ending
"I didn't do anything, but I did something stupid"

You keep adhoming, people keep ignoring it and addressing you soberly and seriously.

You just doing it for the (you)s or something?

/pedos in this thread

YOU. WANT. TO. FUCK. KIDS. Die in a fucking fire you demonic piss pickle.

its a REALLY triggered pedo. Ignore him.

kYS spedo sympathizer.

Did his wife actually bail him out?

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jeKBL9yOdjc#t=308
Literally the 3rd newest episode

we see you

The Rabbi
The Indian kid that stripped naked
The guy that showed up with his son
The guy that popped in while his sister and her kids were in the car
ITS A QUESTION guy

Eh too many moments watch all the episodes

literally this

god yes that was a wonderful moment

Crazy SCHEME

youtube.com/watch?v=vQ2Xe4xrNi4
>generic
>white
>male

Lol fukken destroyed

Did he ever catch a woman?

>admitting you were going to have sex with a 12 year old girl
>to Chris Hansen
>Who you recognized as the predator buster

How fucking dumb can one man possibly be.

The youngest they ever went was 11 - in the Long Beach episode

Which was the best Predator bust he's ever done? This is my nomination

youtube.com/watch?v=FZK7Zx7s0Vg

Hansen said during one of the later stings that no women had ever initiated chat with the decoys.

He realized how dumb the fuckers looked when they said shit like "I was just coming to hang out!" After Hansen reads them the 15 page monologue of what the guy wants to do with a pineapple and duct tape.

NEW BREAD PEDOS NOT ALLOWED

>I HAVE BEEN ON TELEVISION FOR TWENTY-FOUR YEARS

That's because women don't think with their cockks

wrong thread don't post there. Made by the buttblasted falseflagging pedo

kys pedo faggot youre not allowed in that thread anyway

Chuck Harding claiming he was there to sell a house was pretty great.
youtube.com/watch?v=EclT3gcE7TY

>cop says "Hey how's it going?" to you on the street
>you confess to fifteen homicides and 3 rapes
>"Well this would be entrapment. Have a nice day, sir!"

Is what you're saying would happen in that case. Retard.

Everybody Loves Palumbo

holy fuckin kek

Episode 4 is out!

youtube.com/watch?v=-UJwzudybj8

>ctrl+f
>entrapment
>1 of 23
fuck yeah a tcap thread!

Why do Brits defend pedos?
youtube.com/watch?v=kQLlZZuosz8

>"Guess what? We're starting up again, and you're one of our first guests"
Chris is so fucking based

>all these awesome tech sound effects

Fucking kek

Why has this autistic white-nigger not been killed yet by a pedophile vigilante? There's got to be at least one rabbi with a decent set of balls on him.

pedos are too beta to do anything

Nigga im 5'3 and I get by. I doubt your a midget.

>question guy
>sister and kids in a car
Got links to those two?