HERE HE IS... SPIDER-MAAAN!!!!

so nobody at the wrestling match made the connection between the human spider and spider man?

...

What did he mean by this?

ye ye yeeee WAOW

>HEY, FUCCBOI...

New Yorkers are dumb af.

This franchise is just beginning (for the 3rd time)

i don't know how you marvelcucks can say batman vs superman looks like shit when something like this exists. i mean look at this fucking costume, it looks like something a nerdy 17-year-old threw together in his bedroom.

>news report comes on tv about unarmed black man getting killed
>"Fucking good. We need less filthy niggers in this world."
>"Peter! Do not say things like that!"
>"Shut the fuck up Aunt May, you kike-loving whore"

Was that part necessary, Raimi?

>guy is in pro wrestling match dressed as spiderman
>a week later spiderman shows up
>"the number one question is who is spiderman?"
Really Raimi?

>a week later

nah, months pass. raimi made a point of showing he graduated and moved out from Aunt May's house before he started capeshitting for real, not too long before thanksgiving

smoke weed if u love the spida

that pic looks like Lena Dunham

Jesus the worst part is that you think you're being funny.

Literally from a gas chamber.

My mom walked out the theater during this scene.
My dad just laughed though.
I didn't think I should be hearing things like that.
I always thought Spidey was friendly :(

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU, THE STUPENDOUS, THE STUPEFYING, THE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING DRIDER!

BOOOOONESAW IS READEEEEEEEEE

>That's it? That's the best you got?
>Yeah.
>Get the fuck outta my face.
Was that reference appropriate?

> "phew... All this gas reminds me of the good ol' days back in Auschwitz!"

An elderly woman literally started crying and left the hall. Raimi is insane!

BONESAW IS READYYYYYY

>Yeah ready for me to pound your boy pussy!

How did they get away with just a PG-13 rating?
So much homophobic rants and racial slurs thrown around the entire movie.

I know you're baiting but that's exactly the point

HEY YOU LITTLE FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN UP THERE

I forgot I had the censored version playing kek

BONESAW IS READYYYYY TO SUCK THE DICK OF EVERY BLACK MAN IN THE AUDIENCE

peter....we still need to finish painting the kitchen

I fucking love Raimi threads, the mad man got away with so much shit.

>I WILL NOT REST UNTIL EVERY NIGGER IN THIS CITY HANGS FROM A LAMP-POST

Gotta admire his dedication. Why can't women understand shit like this?

>that scene near the end of the movie where he swings down the street and you can see silhouettes of blacks hung by the neck from every lamppost

That was so eerie.

don't forget were painting the kitchen right after school

>I didn't want this. But I had no choice...
>We always have a choice. You had a choice when you raped those 20 black children

I always wondered how this helped his sick daughter.

michelangelo!

we really need to get that kitchen painted

>Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you.. the amazing.. spiderman! Now spidey told me backstage that he had a message for you, tell them what you told me
>Hi folks, just like remind you that #AllLivesMatter
>crowd shifting uneasily
>woah spiderman no need to be the villain here, this is all in good fun
>no announcer I'm really that racist
>crowd booing

Anyone else watching Spidey 2 on Cinemax right now? So comfy.

Fucking shitboots

>I really hate black people!

>cinemax

It's probably the censored version without the scene where Peter kills a jew in front of bonesaw.

Quality meme, but you guys should turn it on for some real-time Spideyposting.

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

I had a Casio electric keyboard that genuinely had this song built into it.

I MUST GO SHOPPING

>I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND TOLERATE THESE FILTHY CRIMINAL NIGGERS

How much did Raimi pay them for this?

DUDE "DUDE X LMAO" LMAO

Not even a line for that hook

AND THEY SAY THAT A NIGGER CAN MUG US
I'M NOT GONNA STAY HERE AND WAIT

How did this meme start again? I'm sure I knew it at some point but I can't quite recall

they're lines featured in a rare boxed collectors edition of the film

>dresses like a faggot looks like a queer, he'd stretch his anus if he were here, look out (oh) here comes a spiderfag

>CUM ON MY FACE BROTHER

raimi, what the fuck

I think he was spreading her AIDS in honour of her.

I always hated that scene. It's clearly a wwe type wrestling match and peters autistic ass thought that it was a real fucking fight. Injured a bunch of people for fucking money. He's no better than the villains he goes after

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I-I think I watched a completely different movie than all of you

FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN

hey, I laughed

Back to formula?

hey, can i get a larger version of this? i really want to meticulously identify every single thing it contains

We watched the director's cut.

>I know your bating, but I'm taking that fucking bait

>YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE...

>I GOT YOUR ASS FOR THREE MINUTES!

>THREE MINUTES OF... POZ TIMMMMEEE!

What the fuck, Raimi? I didn't even know POZing was a thing back then.