SOUTH PARK S2E02 PREMIERE 10pm

Oh you're retarded.

Tell you're parents I feel sorry for them.

10 PM in what time zone?

id tell my dad, but tyrone left me and my mum when i was 2

luckily trey parker raises and pays for all my swag now

That's called Bleaching user, white men fucking other races is perfectly acceptable as long as the white man in question fullly integrates his conquest into white society.

Yeah, I can't wait for another mediocre episode of zombie South Park.

Twin peaks episode?

SOCIAL JUSTICE 123

WOOWOO

I WANNA BE PC

WOO WOO

They got divorced years ago

What time in britbong land?
Also stream?

>he doesnt know

she met Trey while pregnant with her ex husbands child.

Suptv will be streaming it at 3am I think

>you will never be this damaged

Yes good goy. Mate with non-whites. What are you, racist?

>mfw it turns out to be a gamergate episode about how girls face harassment on the internet

AMERICA.. YOU JUST GOT DADDED

>south park
>2016

heh, muh weekly lampooning of the current topic on the news

>south park
>2016

heh, muh weekly lampooning of the current topic on the news

>south park
>2016

heh, muh weekly Iampooning of the current topic on the news

>south park
>2016

heh, muh weekly lampooning of the current topic on the news

>south park
>2016

heh, muh weekly lampooning of the current topic on the news

Calling it now, Pepperidge Farm have Jesus kidnapped, they are forcing him to help make the Member Berries because wine is connected to them and wine is basically the blood of Christ.

Also Cartman will learn Kyle killed Jesus

>Shows a girl reading "you're a bitch" online and promptly shooting herself in the head

I'd be down for that.

Reddit Park

>SJW's ruin South Park

Seth is just a goofy looking unattractive dude, I dunno why so many people find him hot

I cannot wait for the butthurt from alt-right and trumpcucks like last episode

>le trump isn't even planning to run meme
>le stealing Cred Forums jokes
>matt and trey are such cucks!

Emilia is just a goofy looking unattractive bitch, I dunno why so many people find her hot

this is really fucking autistic dude calm down

no

How much longer till this airs?

Anyone planning on streaming it?

what all going on in the news will they make fun of?
hillary feinting, blm riots?
china city space station falling to earth

Any functioning links for non-Americans?

jesus, get a grip of your fucking life.

Matt and Trey are butthurt that Trump is edgier than they are. He causes more controversy with a midnight tweet than they could ever dream of stirring up in an entire season these days.

Est

As long as they don't kill red

You should go outside once in a while, this board as clearly rotten whatever mind you had.

Pls share stream fellow fa/tv/irgins (odlschool, huh?)

Thanks man.

God you're pathetic.

this is shaping up as the best south park in the last 6 years

so from a 0/10 to a 1/10?

These topical episodes were fun for a while, but honestly the best episodes were when it was just the kids being kids.

shut up kike gtfo

So is there a stream?

stream pls

Never underestimate the power of being above 6 feet

he's like a mid 6 facial wise, but he's pretty tall for midgetwood, isn't fat, and is rich

that all brings up to like an 8

welcome to Cred Forums would you like to join my minecraft server?

Do you honestly think these recent episodes are better than episodes like the the one where the kids return the porn video to blockbuster?

Reminder you can stream from comedy central app in HS on iOS by just logging in w/ social media account w/o cable

That episode was shit. Member make love not warcraft?

I think that 10 episode overarching story seasons are a whole different sort of TV show that's better in some ways than episodic nonsense.

Hate it all you like, I'll just keep enjoying myself watching each new episode this season :^)

Ooooooh, I member!
Member the episode where Jimmy joins the crips?

SOMEONE LINK THE STREAM

or does it air on south parks own website?

So are member berries redpills?

>HS

HD

Get in here
comfy.zone/

Yeaaah I member! Member Imaginationland?

>show starts
>intro and then more commericals

AYYYYYYYY

Time for an epic *buuuuuuuuurp* half hour of Tumblr Park

>iOS
kek

no, they're blue pills

delicious member berries

West Coast fag here, please give stream link, thanks

It really has lost its relevance. Real life is so much more entertaining now.

why does it matter if you're in the west coast? can't you watch it on tv?

Yeah I member I member! Member when niggers knew their place as subhuman filth and lived only to serve the white race?

Gerald = Cred Forums

haha she killed herself lmao

does this mean Cred Forums is full of jews?

no? Doesn't air for another 3 hours, until 10PM PST

>quit twitter

OY I'M LAFFIN

>billie joe mccallister and the tallahatchie bridge starts playing

...

How can normies find this funny when they're all absolutely addicted to facebook and shit?

No goyim of course not

Is Gerald moot?

sucks for u comfy.zone/

>these jokes were written for normies

No user, you are the normies.

this is what they call

a red pill

lel bashing normies left and right

Oh god. Ike still watches Pewds.

gerald's face lmao

>she got a dickinhermouth

pretty accurate to irl

normies can laugh at people poking fun at them because they arent autistic

I think Ike was playing Minecraft.

t. Triggered Mutt with no dad.

>we advertise now

He is a prepubescent child.

...

Smokin

Trey and Matt know what trolling feels like.

This season is terrible already

Fucking jews

terribly funny!

that fucking montage with gerald

That montage, LUL

Dat montage

HAH butters was on point with that shit.

feels smokin

RED PILL ALERT

first episode sucked but this one is hilarious so far

t. jew

inb4 dick in cartman's mouth

This montage was one of the best scenes in recent memory.

...

>jews turning people against one another

oh my

dindu nothing

this

Is Trevor Noah supposed to be funny

>that's how the world works now. You get blamed for the group you're part of.

Butters with the sage words

>Forza Horizon 3 commercial
SONYGGERS BTFO OUT

>Jews are responsible for every problem
Cred Forums was right

Anti semites in this thread gtfo out and take a look at your life

No but I find it funny he mocks terrorist signs but supports gun free zones

So far there have been zero jokes. I don't mind, but I don't get what your average retard has to laugh about.

Literally nobody is watching this or going to watch this it looks terrible why are they giving it the after South Park bump

thanks Gerald

...

Next time don't live on the west coast

I want one of the "Token's Life Matters" shirts. 10/10 would wear to a BLM meetup.

On a scale of -16 to 1, how bad is Son of Zorn going to bomb?

they're going to destroy cartman's phone aren't they?

...

makes you want to let all those muslim immigrants in doesn't it?

>Heidi Turner quitting twitter
>everyone tweeting all their best memories of her
>can't even experience it as though she's actually dead

I just don't think you know what a joke is user.

>btfo out
>gtfo out
hivemind

...

They always do that. They tried it with Moonbeam City last season

til i'm an trole

w-who me

people like you are ruining this country. can't wait till trump fucks off so you fags stop circlejerking over foreigners

I haven't watch Comedy Central in years...is this like...the Bro Channel or something?

>I remember Jeff Goldblum
kek

holy shit they said 'dindu nuffin'

variety.com/2016/tv/news/legends-of-chamberlain-heights-renewed-season-2-comedy-central-1201820034/

>comedy centrals face when

Except moonbeam city was kind of funny sometimes.

You realize everyone on Cred Forums hates gamergate right?
Besides that, it was a 1 week thing in fall 2014 or something fuck that shit

...

Member when Totalbiscuit was still alive?

DRUMPFGOOGLES BTFO

its a decent listen

>You realize everyone on Cred Forums hates gamergate right?

t. redditfag

IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHIIINE

member steal my sunshine?

Dat Len

>shitposting makes you happy

It's true

I was almost expecting cartman to pull a death note and offer to hang out with kyle for a full day so he could prove he wasn't skankhunt

at least they understand some shows need time to find their footing. and then theres shit like brickleberry.

>t. legbeard

member when south park was funny?

>lives with mom
>hates himself

sigh

This episode is hitting too close to home for my taste.

Fuckin' Scott Malkinson

>mom doesn't hate you
newfag detected

they're gonna break the computer

They're gonna destroy his computer?

t. newfag

rip his stuff

member scott tenorman?

Member when batman games were good?

Boring episode... you can tell they ran out of ideas

WAS SO OBVIOUS

member when he almost got his weiner bitten off by a pony

Member when they said they'd make new jokes?

member when we didn't have to pay niggers to watch them compete with each other?

member when cartman's computer was destroyed?

>they're defending anonymous shitposters
Awww, thanks guys.

Member when they used to kill Kenny?

I think it's funny as fuck. You're probably just triggered.

member deep water horizon?

member member berries?

>Charlottes race war happening rn and your watching this show for teens
Grow up

Member when they went on a random adventure every week?

googles is the preferred nomenclature

Was the last season as good as this or was it bland? I watched a few episodes from it that were okay.

>ITT: A bunch of fags spamming unoriginal comments about member berries

Kill yourselves.

>my ADD won't let me enjoy a television show that doesn't offer instant gratification

Is he, at this point, Our Guy?

I'm all the above except scary

it's still going to be happening after this episode is over think of it as a break

agreed, slow and dragged out

We don't like Jews around here.

Anyone have any working links that aren't Adult Swim?

member a bunch of fags spamming unoriginal comments about member berries?

Enjoy your cars, I'll be experiencing ultra realistic breast physics in VR.

I think he's a m00t allegory
>jew as fuck
>ebin trole

>i fit every single bullet

f-fuck you

Honestly asking. Which part has been funny?

I really liked last episode but this seems like a really weak followup.

>living in a racist shit hole
>participating in a race war

Bringing it on yourself general.

>staying up late doing drugs and shitposting

h-heh sounds pathetic

skankhunt42 = cbanks420lol

prove me wrong

dat jew nose

>gets called out
>n-no ur unoriginal!!

lol

THEY FUCKIN DID IT THE MADMAN

Dat Jew silhouette

member Vader's slowmo NOOOOOOOO?

Yeah I member! Member when Satan was fucking Saddam Hussein?

>the we won't date you meme

and now it sucks
season over
it was fun
l8r sk8rs

black hawk down was ok

>this fucking music

that's unsubstantiable, retard

This episode felt very slow-paced.

Now we're seeing the season spin into a twist on Lysistrata, I guess.

That was boring. Especially the Mr. Mackie shit.

>it's a chiraq episode

This season has sucked so bad.

parker was always the less funny of the two. based stone is cool

2/10 at best

>exactly zero laughs

Well this sucks.

Charlotte isn't a racist area at all it's a nice pretty liberal beatuiful city
a person threatened a police officer with a handgun and refused to drop it.
now black people are trying to destroy the nice city to show us they can do whatever they want.

I'm curious what cartmans end game will be. I highly doubt he's actually turned over a new leaf.

Didn't laugh once/10

Shit episode desu senpai

When did the class have an Asian teacher again?

Women can only use sex to gain an advantage, once again South Park is on point.

Well that was disappointing

cbanks420lol
cbanks420
cbanks42
cskank42
huntskank42
skankhunt42

DANK NASHEED

DO YOU NOT LIKE MULTICULTURALISM?!!?

Entire episode was filler fuck this ongoing plot line bullshit south park has never been good when they do this and now it's apparently going to be how they do the show until it's over

no story the episode
4/10

>the girls are all illogical whores who think with their feelings
>the boys are all cucks

It's pretty accurate.

>Didnt laugh
>Being this much of a sjw cuck

wew lad this show has gone to shit

>Cred Forums shit is allowed on Cred Forums
>Cred Forums shit is not
Mods you have some explaining to do

I had this recorded and missed the tale end. was wendy handing stan the note the end????

Too light on the laughs. Too much redpilling.

Where are they going with this season?

I miss when they didn't make episodes in 7 days

I laughed when Len played. That was it

>b-b-but he was just holding a book!

my sides are in orbit

They have to set up the Gender war.

This episode was a reboot.

this one was complete shit

Nigga don't let Spike Lee take Lysistra's plot for himself.

Hey this season is already better than Season 17 at least, that season was a train wreck.

This season feels like it was actually planned out more. I think it is a reaction to everyone liking the continuity of the last one.

youtube.com/watch?v=8r5IUoz1yhQ

Anyone rerunning the stream? I just got off from my wageslave job and missed it.

>Naming the jew again
>Showing the jew
>Gender war

Red pilled/10

i dont care if there's a build up this weeks episode was objectively shit and this happened a few times last season too. it's not like the episode moved any plot forward at all, it was just filler

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

someone answer pls

best action-heavy war movie since platoon

Last season and this season of South Park are obviously best watched in binges. I thought it was a good episode, personally, but it's clearly going to work better when viewed as a whole.

>Naming the jew again
But the jew is literally an anonymous shitposter. They aren't "naming the jew" they are showing shitposters aren't really bad people.

Would people be able to watch past 2 seasons 5 years down the line and understand what was up? Are old seasons just as full of contemporary references?

goodbye forever. i can't fix you. wendy.

This.

This fucking ongoing plot shit is already old. Having a few episodes with continuity now and then is fine but I miss my flavor of the week pop culture SP, not this forced plotline shit that tries to combine the pop culture within it's own universe.

It's too forced and punishes the show itself, it's not as good as it was before.

This season and last season are very clearly planned.

Notice how Mackey is kind but miserable and relies on Member Berries, and Gerald is mean online but happy and doesn't need Member Berries. That's sure to come into play sooner or later.

I'm just really curious what the Member Berries are and who's making them or why they exist.

Yes, that was the last scene before credits. It did seem abrupt.

DOES IT AIR AGAIN?!?!

MY MOM IS WATCHING BIG BANG THEORY AND WONT LET ME WATCH MY FAUL MOUTHED CARTOONSS!!!

PLEASE TELL ME IT COMES ON AGAIN!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This episode was extremely dramatic.

About filler though, where the fuck is Gerald talking to Ike going? Ike didn't even say anything!

>extremely dramatic

There was no tension or suspense

>I can't fix you.
This is the most important part of the whole episode.

PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HER MOUTH THEN SEND IT TO HER ON FACEBOOK ANONYMOUSLY

Don't compare Colbert to Daily Show you plebeian

>people unable to accept that a show is still good, just for a different reason

I get that Simpsons is shit, but South Park is still good because they're doing what the writers want to do and not what they think the audience wants. I'd prefer them to do this rather than the old stuff and stretch it so it's not funny.

Gerald has Member Wine

Is it up anywhere yet?

Cred Forums's an 18+ site.

Yeah. This season so far reminds me of Moral Orel with dark humour playing the background to empathetic character studies of broken lives.

>they're not doing what they think the audience wants

>this denial

>Shows a girl reading "you're a bitch" online and promptly shooting herself in the head

Pls let this happen

WHERE CAN I WATCH IT BROS

THIS

SECONDED LINK PLZZZ

No he's not, otherwise they'd show his wine brand. Also, when he passed the Member Berries in the Whole Foods, the camera lingered on the berries to emphasize that he didn't have the need to buy them.

>Nigger
>HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
Legends of Chamberlain Heights in a nutshell but without the laughing

think it was just to show how he is slipping with it and letting on, ike is irrelevant in the scene. idk tho

I'M 32

>I can't fix you

I didn't ask for these feels

As an alt-right Donald Trump supporting white male, I'm thankful that South Park finally gives me a voice!

i feel sick at anti-semitic jokes since i started regularly going on Cred Forums
especially when i saw my mom's reaction to reading an article about the parentheses shit and realized it's fucking actually real and needs to be stopped.

>"LOL ! I can't wait for people I don't even know to get mad at some T.V. show!"
>"god you're pathetic"

Fuck off to reddit you faggot.

It's genuinely not funny, that's the problem. Go back to season 18, that was fucking hilarious. This shit and last season don't even compare to it.

It's still good I guess but it's not as good and I hate how forced the plot feels. If this is really what they wanna do, then that sucks for us because this is objectively shit in comparison to what we've been accustomed to.

(((you)))

>on Cred Forums
>not supporting donald trump
how new?

you have to go back faggot

What's the parentheses shit?

It's funny in context, not in jokes.

XD

I'm talking about how there was no comedy.

when Cred Forums says a jew name they'll say it like (((Shekelstein)))

like if a linked article is written by a jew

>(you)

Watch Series NIgga

Use vodlocker

No it wasn't. Season 18 was extremely sloppy and they still hadn't grasped continuity. If you were here for the threads you would remember how mediocre it was received

>implying brickleberry was bad
No. Not the greatest thing Comedy Central has ever made by a long shot but there were some pretty funny episodes.

Stop oppressing my white male patriarchal views! Daddy Trump please come and save me from my oppression! I want my white privilege back!

This season is going to be like the last one, lots of build up

I grew up watching South Park since episode one. I must say, this seems to be the end of the run. The last two episodes have been absolute shit. This last episode really sucked. My fucking god, I didn't laugh once. There were some """mildly""" clever moments, but nothing that made me laugh.

Maybe after this slow start, this season will manifest into something worthy of South Park of old, but right now there's way too much shit wrong with it.

>why did they keep harping on that kid wanting to delete his twitter with Mr. Mackey?
>member berries still being a thing
>no garrison after him being the focal point of episode one?
>continuing the topical humor meme (PC Principle brah lollolol)
>continuing the episodic season format
>dumb plot lines

I could go on, but I don't care. 18 year old will just quote this post and shitpost it. You had to have grown up with south park to fully realize how far downhill it's gone I guess.

>white privilege

naw it was awful. just like this current show thats on. this is like nutshack bad.

>MEMBER WHEN SOUTH PARK DID WHAT I WANTED IT TO DO

>Implying I said anything about continuity
I don't want continuity in South Park, that was my whole point. That's why season 18 was the last good season.

And typically if Cred Forums hates it, that means it's not bad so you're not exactly helping the case with that.

Get a load of this... KEK... teehee I said that word again

Yep, you've basically summed up how I feel.

you are one REALLY triggered redditor aren't ya? How puckered is your butthole right now? On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the Wall, how scared are you?

>married a stripper with a kid

C U C K

>I don't like that they keep continuity and never return to status quo
>Except in the case of Garrison, why didn't they throw him in again?

You didn't have to "grow up" on South Park to dislike a change in format. Just admit you have an opinion that you liked the old way more instead of making up bullshit reasons to why the new format is shit. Or maybe try something new. It's okay. It won't bite. The world will keep spinning, it's not going to leave you behind.

South Park declined in quality a long time ago. It isn't ending any time soon. Your opinons are shitty and you're blatantly insecure over them you need to state how old you are and anyone with a dissenting opinion must be an 18 year old, as if that makes their statement defunct, shitposter. Stop bullshitting yourself

>premiere
>2nd episode

You don't have to grow up with South Park to see where it has gone-if you were already an adult, you'd know it's better than ever, retard.

MEMBER WHEN SOUTH PARK MADE FART JOKES XD

When Garrison started running for president.

I used to agree with you but honestly this season seems promising, it wasn't as good as the older ones but it was better than most of the recent ones. The plot was pretty straightforward, it was showing you Kyle's dad and that shitposters aren't actually bad people. The whole point is that everyone else takes things too seriously and has a bad time but Kyle's dad is having a ball shitting on everyone.

>you don't have to be there at the time something was created in order to evaluate it

mind-boggling revelation

????

This isn't a Netflix show it airs once a week.

I'm still not convinced they won't introduce a Death Note sub-plot, where some mysterious super detective shows up to discover the true identity of Skankhunt42.

Lol found the kids that discovered south park after their mom bought season 18 on bluray for them one Christmas.

>Your opinons are shitty and you're blatantly insecure over them you need to state how old you are and anyone with a dissenting opinion must be an 18 year old, as if that makes their statement defunct, shitposter. Stop bullshitting yourself

BEING THIS GOD DAMN TRIGGERED

On "real television" they don't announce every new episode of a season as a "premiere" dear.

But they already showed that Kyle knows he's not skankhunt42.

What he meant, is that Cartman would have offered this before Kyle found out near the end of the episode, when the bullying continued.

>nig holding a gun gets his ass shot in carolina
>full on chimp-out
>nig who literally didn't do anything gets capped by a black cop in oklahoma
>nice civil protests and respectable black citizens making statements calling for non-violence and proper administration of justice

OK dog, yours totally isn't the racist shithole.

Again, this is just shitposting. You're continuing to attack someone's character instead of their argument, and anyone who disagrees is "Triggered", which must mean something to you

I member when South Park made poopoo jokes. Don't you?

Once again southpark delivers ten fold

shame you millennials are so pathetic you cant even enjoy good material

awe fuck that shit cracked me up

I think you're talking about Family Guy, who still makes fart jokes.

>oklahoma
>black people

lol

I live in Raleigh, NC and I've been to Charlotte numerous times. It's a nice city. I hate to break it to you, but most urban areas have black people and racism exists everywhere (I know this probably boggles your mind). Oklahoma just has white people that love to get assfucked by tornadoes.

Ignore them, they spout "MOMS GONNA FREAK" when they don't understand something.

>>>/reddit/

>I member when South Park made poopoo jokes. Don't you?

You're just showing your age and proving my point if you think that's all old South Park was, especially using "member". Try and be a little less subtle, kiddo.

>Again, this is just shitposting. You're continuing to attack someone's character instead of their argument, and anyone who disagrees is "Triggered", which must mean something to you

Welcome to Cred Forums! You must be as new here as you are to South Park. We don't have safe spaces, however, I am sorry. :(

when/where is the new episode uploaded?

i was too busy watching mr cuckbot and missed it

Really enjoyed tonights episode, had a few moments that felt like classic southpark.

All in all it's extremely different than ealry southpark, no question. But just ask yourself, do we discuss new simpsons (or family guy for that matter) in the same extent?

No. because southpark still brings something fresh and hast artistic value and we as a community feel it

>people think this is retreading the steps of Safe Space
>not realizing that it's focusing on how sometimes the troll is the well adjusted one and that you can be more miserable by worrying about things faceless people online say

Safe Space was making fun of the far left crowd, a small, yet loud minority. Now it's making fun of the knee jerk reactionary crowd, which makes up a much larger percentage of the population.

Sort of but not quite as much as it is now

yes, there's continuity now

Some people are too retarded to realize this. They just thing CHANGE EQUALS BAD.

>had a few moments that felt like classic southpark.
Name them.

>change equals bad
that's what conservative means

I too liked south park before they started making fun of me.