What's long and black and worthless?
What's long and black and worthless?
Jeremiah James
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Jack Morales
Nice sevens.
The answer is an unmaintained asphalt road.
Aaron Martinez
Movie end credits
Zachary Martin
WITNESSED
Matthew Brooks
hmmmn well it can't be a BBC because those give my wife immense pleasure so that has to worth something..
gee idk riddler what is it
Jonathan Diaz
A French submarine.
John Howard
Your past
Blake Clark
The queue at the welfare office.
Jace Foster
The welfare line.
Levi Howard
A Spike Lee movie
Christian Garcia
A whales shit
William Baker
Jim Carrey's rectal cavity
Alexander Mitchell
Your mother's sexual history.
Isaiah Miller
the unemployment line
Nathaniel Barnes
Borders.
Gabriel Campbell
a BBC with erectile dysfunction
Jace Brown
This
Dominic Ramirez
literally these
Aiden Miller
...
Carson Adams
Your moms dildo
Charles Bennett
Kekked
Ryder Phillips
what has five gold medals and is my waifu
you should be able to solve this ;DD
Angel Butler
a reel of one of Carrey's movies
Julian Barnes
...
Brody Martin
An ugly man who has to compensate by swimming to make up for his unattractiveness.
Jace Thomas
Lol'd hard when she got kicked out of the American orgy and went down the hall to the Nigerian dorm.
Samuel Bailey
I love how these all have stage adaptations, Tyler Perry is so deep in the closet.
The Halloween one coming out does look kind of fun though:
youtube.com
Ethan Sanders
death
Parker Howard
rude
SHE ISNT' A MAN WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT, I HAVE TO CORRECT PEOPLE IN EVERY THREAD JEEZ GUYS GET IT TOGETHER
that didn't happen she is pure
John Baker
you mean husbando, right? you can literally see the test in his face dude. i know youre trying to force a "meme" but if you are serious in any way i think you might be a homo.
Jonathan Cook
NIGGERS.
Luke Ramirez
a seven foot nigger with a little dick that can't play basketball
John Ramirez
Your future
Gabriel Hughes
does he squat like that because of the genital surgery
Julian Ward
Idris Elba
Isaac Smith
NOT husbando!
YES waifu!
Hudson Baker
...
Leo Brown
?
she hasn't had surgery
Luke Collins
This particular stretch of obscured text could be extrapolated to have some form of value applied to it if you scrutinize the cost of data transfer, electricity, minute manpower required, and so on and so forth, but most would agree that even the paltry sum of tradeable currency it may have eaten up by coming into existence wouldn't be capable of purchasing anything whatsoever, and thus most would agree that this run-on sentence is, yes, worthless
Jaxon Robinson
?
im 37 and what is this
David Watson
why is liam neeson crossdressing
Justin Reyes
Riddle me this, Cred Forums...
I come and I go in many shapes and sizes. I hold some of my victims close, though they don't quite mind. I'm full of surprises, and very quite sure to make you go blind. I'll squat in a locker for twenty-three years, but you'll only remember if you focus your ears.
What am I?
James Myers
that isn't Taken™, its katie ledecky~!
John Foster
...
Bentley Price
>I come and I go in many shapes and sizes
Penises
>I hold some of my victims close, though they don't quite mind
Penises in vaginas
>I'm full of surprises, and very quite sure to make you go blind
The iron in the cum that cums from penises
>I'll squat in a locker for twenty-three years
A virgin penis
>but you'll only remember if you focus your ears
Listening through the door of said virigin's room whacking off his penis to porn
Kayden Gonzalez
A fruitful effort but fruitless nonetheless. Try again.
Owen Rodriguez
//.0
Ian Cook
...
Gabriel Morgan
fuck you for reminding me that Zorak's VA died on sunday
Isaac Bennett
No... really?
I didn't know this.
Fuck.
Blake Reyes
underrated
Adam Ross
Stargate