Character is a fully grown man

>character is a fully grown man
>still drinks soda like Coke


Explain

Coke is awesome. The patrician soda. Terrible for you though, so it's a sometimes food.

>The patrician soda
That would be Irn Bru

>not Canada Dry

>character is an """""""adult"""""""
>drinks alcohol or abuses drugs
>even SMOKES

Immersion instantly ruined, someone that old would have learned by now that those things are bad for you.

Another one that really annoys me is how often films portray adults staying up past bedtime even though anyone old enough to have a job knows you need to get your sleep.

It has caffeine and sugar in it for energy and he was a busy man.

> Terrible for you though

Why?

Pepsi > Coke

It's concentrated sugar and weak acid. It has no redeeming qualities aside from the pleasure had in drinking it. It's candy, so best enjoyed in moderation.

>
> It has no redeeming qualities aside from the pleasure had

So, like women?

If that's true then all half of Cred Forums should be asleep by now. Let the euros post.

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I'm more of a ginger ale kind of boy

>people on Cred Forums
>adults
>with jobs

...

he's from Jersey

Who hurt you user?

Her name was Pepper... She was my doctor

>not calling is sodie pop

I'm 31 and still love drinking Capri Sun and those kool-aid things that come in six packs.

>Sugar free

At some point I just got more used to the taste.

>Character is a grown man
>Still hasn't lost his virginity

It's a funny trope and all, but the absurdity of it takes me right out of the story.

>liking plebsi

>tfw can't stand most sodas nowadays (only drink it like once a month)
>tfw they brought back Crystal Pepsi to stores recently (never tried it before)
>tfw it was actually pretty gud
I hope they make it a permanent thing like Mountain Dew Voltage, it's got a nice mix of a pepsi and sprite flavor.

RC Cola is the mature soda.

you sure? you dont want something with some sugar in it?

Best soda ever.

RC>Generic>Pepsi>Coke

>implying alcohol is more manly
>drinking alcohol causes estrogen levels to rise

I drink Baileys Irish Cream. It's the best liquer there is for the price.

>people are like this in real life
>1/3 have a cult religion
>1/3 high on life possible cyborg sleeper agents
>1/3 are sheltered manchildren

There is no Sprite flavor. Crystal Pepsi is literally just Pepsi without the coloring.

>not drinking diet snapple to ease through your parents' separation

I'm 23 and still eat fruit roll ups. I think it's ok

kek

>Drinking soda