The 00s were a simpler time

I thought Paris Hilton's sextape was amazing. She was superpretty, great slender body. She was like 18 too, the guy was like "hehehe suck my dick" and she was like "dont talk like that".

Paris looks better, shes rich, and she's not bipolar.

Paris is honestly the most sane, and best looking one out of all of them.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

>Britney is the most stable
In what universe?

Marry Lindsay, stick her dumbass in rehab, profit.

Imagine all the stds packed inside that car.

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/thread

The damage to Lindsey is irreversible. She's "rehabilitated" several times, had teams of people to try and make her look good, and she's still fucked.

>tfw Lindsay Lohan will never give you AIDS
>tfw a part of her won't be a part of you until the day you die

Paris is best girl. She legit didn't mean for her sextape to leak, she was playing it up on The Simple Life, she has an IQ of 120 irl, and she's the prettiest.

But then Kim Kardashian, who used to clean her closet, had her sextape "leak", got her own TV show, and now Paris is only famous in Brazil or some shit.

MK Ultra

>she has an IQ of 120 irl
I unironically believe this. You see her breaking character every now and then, and it reminds you that it's all memes.

Fine. Kill Britney, Marry Paris, go back in time to 2004 and fuck Lindsay.

Is that what they're calling cocaine nowadays?

You can still get pozzed other ways.

Are you swedish?

>tfw he's doing gay porn now since no one gives a shit about him anymore

He had his fame but threw it away by ignoring his media.
His fault.

>you will never time travel to save prime Lohan

Katy Perry and Rihanna are way hotter 2bh

all those times fapping to brit when I was growing up

>Katy Perry
>10lbs of makeup

>Rihanna
>dindu features and still looks like shit with makeup

pleb taste spotted

but she's still a white woman and would look like shit even if she was "saved"

He did that a few years ago. He's a fat fuck now, living with his grandma, binge eating to cope with his failures.

>Rihanna

>fivehead
>fetal alcohol syndrome face
>n*gger
>DUDE WEED LMAO personality

yeah...no

vae victis

dont forget how she ruined her body with shitty tattoos and piercings.

>you will never travel to last month to save Lohan and her kino sideboob

youtube.com/watch?v=dVozNkjjoXE

i remember when i didnt hate women

How come all washed up actresses end up married to some Slav?

Fags.

>n*gger

lol go back to GameFAQs, loser.

flapper outfits are so fucking sexy

>tfw will never live in the Roaring 20's

low test faggo detected

Rihanna is legit ugly, and I'm not even a racist.

Great body, great lips, great eyes.

Too bad her music is terrible and her voice is shit.

Rihanna looks like two midgets stacked on top of each other

>her voice is shit.

What? She's one of the only stars that can sing without studio fuckery.

Name a hot black celebrity

stacey dash

Alicia Keys

Stacey Dash

Conservative black chicks are so god tier

Literally doesn't exist

>hot
>black
Does Not Compute

Fuck Lindsay, Kill Britney, Marry Paris

THIS!!

MaseratiXXX

No thanks

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no such thing m8 they all have groid faces and none of them look cute or beautiful.

Their bodies are shaped with manly or comical proportions and have an ugly colour.

Their hair is also ugly.

The main problem is, they don't look feminine at all.

If you like the idea of fucking a black man in a wig then I guess you'll enjoy them.

Sounds like you're trying to rationalize your homosexuality with racism.

good gravy
also that black shirt on the bottom is kickass

Is there anything more cringeworthy than trying to impress people that would love to see you hanging from a tree?

Right wing/ conservative minorities need to rethink their lives. It's a society that benefits whites, and whites only.

If you don't want to fuck Beyonce, you're gay.

Unless you're already a lesbian, I mean.

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that's a lot of projecting senpai

prime Robin Givens

source?

>Is there anything more cringeworthy than trying to impress people that would love to see you hanging from a tree?
>Right wing/ conservative minorities need to rethink their lives. It's a society that benefits whites, and whites only.

Sorry m8 but it looks like shit.

Looks like a white girl who got burned and now her hairs all crispy, and she has a swollen and fucked up face.

Also black women have mrat in all the wrong places. I would possibly fuck mixed race as the white genetics often add some femeninity to the creature.

But that is as far as I would go. Imho (I my holy opinion) of course.

>Looks like a white girl who got burned and now her hairs all crispy, and she has a swollen and fucked up face.
it's funny because it's true

projecting? Do you use words you heard on reddit without knowing how to use them?

Sorry the truth triggered you

Right now is the best time to be a black or minority. If white people had their way, we'd be fucked.

When white people say 'conservative' what they mean is they want the 'good ol white days' back.

spike lee please go

this and stacey dash. would betray Cred Forums and muddy my genes with

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>le bucktooth orangutan mey mey xDD

no. vomitous personality and looks like a whale now.

pls delete this ;_;

my nigga

When did Aziz Ansari start cross dressing?

I like how none of you have posted any men because you know the thread would fill up in 4 seconds

The implication was black women but you wouldn't get that because you're IQ is in the low two digits and the attention span of a potato.
Kill yourself.

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>name a hot black celebrity
How was that in any way implied to be a woman you quadruple digit IQ holier than I genius?

Cuz the original discussion was about women and then some sperg wanted other to post hot blacks with an implication of black women.
Read between the lines.
Just cuz they only said black people doesn't mean they meant men included.
If you read the entire thread, you would understand.

>implying women have to have vaginas

They do.
Just cuz you delusional and think you're special doesn't make your dick a woman body part.
Kill yourself.

I don't even know what's going on in this thread anymore.

eric grimey wants them skins

The 00s fucking sucked.

Modern whores just don't compare to the classics

>try to get your hand in the car
>all of a sudden you hear a grinding sound and your hand starts burning

>marry a mexican
>he tries to rape you in public

Just build the fucking wall already

Ignore this bait.

It's true though, the best decades died when the 90s ended.

After that it all went downhill.

Nah. I think they're equally good.

However, I like to think the end of the 00s was 2008.
80s: 1983 to 1991
90s: 1992 to 1998
00s: 1999 to 2008