Knock on door

>knock on door
>see this
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Stick my key in her fucking gate.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

Who is that?

ask how the new job at google is going

...

tell her i was looking for the key maker

So was Oscar Louis' kid?

Child: Plug my ears right before she roars.
Teen: Totally go for it. Sure, she's a demon but she's a hot demon.
Adult: Shout at her about how her entire gender is responsible for ruining my favorite franchise.

>"Are you the Keymaster?"

No, this is Patrick.

The woman from that one movie about that alien.
I forgot about what it's called.
There's like an alien killing everyone in space and only her and the cat survive.

i never noticed how much her jaw is like olivia cockburn's

>cockburn

kek

This guy gets it.

Bump

It's implied to be that guy she walked out of the orchestra practice with in the first movie I think.

Would have been a lot more funny without your spoiler text.

First of all I assume this person is trying to break into my house and kill me and my family, I can't see her other hand so she is probably armed

I would quickly grab my per-loaded shotgun from behind the door and unload as many slugs as I need to keep myself and my family safe

yeah, it just took 4 years for him to come to term

i'm sure dana took a pregnancy test immediately

shoot her up with the 300cc's of thorazine that i just happen to have brought with me on my date

Damn... Sigourney Weaver has an ass like THAT?

>The woman from that one movie about that alien.
>I forgot about what it's called.
>There's like an alien killing everyone in space and only her and the cat survive.

I think it's called The Ship That Couldn't Slow Down

>"Great, a cosplayer."
>slams door.

>unzips dick

whip out DIS DICK

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