>knock on door
>see this
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Knock on door
Stick my key in her fucking gate.
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Who is that?
ask how the new job at google is going
...
tell her i was looking for the key maker
So was Oscar Louis' kid?
Child: Plug my ears right before she roars.
Teen: Totally go for it. Sure, she's a demon but she's a hot demon.
Adult: Shout at her about how her entire gender is responsible for ruining my favorite franchise.
>"Are you the Keymaster?"
No, this is Patrick.
The woman from that one movie about that alien.
I forgot about what it's called.
There's like an alien killing everyone in space and only her and the cat survive.
i never noticed how much her jaw is like olivia cockburn's
>cockburn
kek
This guy gets it.
Bump
It's implied to be that guy she walked out of the orchestra practice with in the first movie I think.
Would have been a lot more funny without your spoiler text.
First of all I assume this person is trying to break into my house and kill me and my family, I can't see her other hand so she is probably armed
I would quickly grab my per-loaded shotgun from behind the door and unload as many slugs as I need to keep myself and my family safe
yeah, it just took 4 years for him to come to term
i'm sure dana took a pregnancy test immediately
shoot her up with the 300cc's of thorazine that i just happen to have brought with me on my date
Damn... Sigourney Weaver has an ass like THAT?
>The woman from that one movie about that alien.
>I forgot about what it's called.
>There's like an alien killing everyone in space and only her and the cat survive.
I think it's called The Ship That Couldn't Slow Down
>"Great, a cosplayer."
>slams door.
>unzips dick
whip out DIS DICK
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