Why is there no Muslim superhero in the MCU?

The 6th Green Lantern is a muslim, and his new book is pretty cool.

Holy shit, is Conan uncucked?

I will never get religious believers in the DC/Marvel universe when several characters in each are capable of greater acts than any god from earth's religions.

Ms Marvel's going to get a film or series after Infinity War, guaranteed.

A bunch of sjws complained that he was trivialising, punching down and mocking a victory so he deleted it. It's also important to note he probably didn't even write or post the joke personally.

>conan is redpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=iRTo4xst_x0

They also get to see Abrahamic angels and demons, so pretty easy actually.

Oh aye, forgot that hell and sheit exists there.

>tfw when Lil Wayne is a voice of reason

youtube.com/watch?v=IhfB_QWy4DA

lol why are sjws so joyless?

Things have gotten so bad recently if Conan posted that now he'd be living on the streets

zemo blowed up the UN, that counts

>muslim
>someone who views allah and muhammed as their daddys
>superhero

just doesnt fit. especially with a woman protag. what is she gonna do under shariah law, wash clothes faster than other women?

Simon Baz, Green Lantern

Why are we being overrun by tripfags lately?

Captain Britain is already a muslim woman.
And it's not even ironic.

Meanwhile at DC...

When the muslim problem reaches murica they will probably do it, right now its in jewrope and will stay there untill germany becomes New Arabia

they have abit of SJW cancer cells in em

Storm is Egyptian in the latest movie, so there's an 85% chance that she's Muslim even if she's nonpracticing. That presents possibilities if they ever merge the universes.

>Tweet from 2013
>Who is Kamala

Everyone in this thread should kill themselves

Sorry we aren't caught up with your progressive comics, numale.

Fuck Skip Bayless is such a cuck piece of shit.

They have Nitro in the original Marvel Civil War event, but they didn't bring him to the MCU due to politically correct reasons.

Because they were ignored in HS for being ugly/fat and daddy issues lol

The only explicitly christian hero I can think of is Frank Castle and he is not exactly what I think most people think of as religious. Who gives a fuck what religion a hero is? Make Batman and Spider-man muslims, it wont be part of the story so who cares.

>No apparent religion of any hero in the MCU
>The first religious one might as well be Muslim

It is 2016, after all.

Nitro's not a muslim (he explodes, get it), and how would you introduce him without also introducing the new warriors as well, has nothing to do with politics.

Stop making shit up.

I'll never get tired of these, the fact he got so booty blasted makes it always funny to me.

>I saw an out of context panel!

fixed.

Isn't Captain America Catholic and Peter Parker Jewish? I think at least, though I'm not sure.

Because destroying buildings and causing collateral damage is more DCU territory.

>Marvel Comics

I have no idea what you're talking about in regards to Captain America. I know Peter's aunt was Catholic in the Sam Raimi movies. I have no idea whether that's based on the comics, but even if it were, that doesn't affect the MCU.

The white guilt is strong with him and his family of slave owners.

youtube.com/watch?v=7hs4rNyf3RM

>tfw this could be a joke but probably isn't
Interesting times we live in.

This, you can't knock down skyscrapers without gal "death to palestine" gadot

Is pregnant women getting into fist fights with super villains what people want to see these days?

Is he on drugs?

Daredevil is catholic.

His wife left him and took the kids.

>that APT on spider-woman

Oh, I didn't realize that was part of MCU.

wtf, i love conan now

Thats actually a pretty good one.

>allah honored wives by instating the punishment of beatings.jpg

What a chill guy

This.

>Lil Wayne is a voice of reason

the end times are here

Ben is an Affleck of peace.

>Expecting people to actually keep up with the Marxist church that is modern Marvel Comics

Sorry, some of us aren't nu-male faggots.

>Muslim
>Superhero

PICK ONE

>The only explicitly christian hero I can think of is Frank Castle

When's the last time you touched a comic?

Muslim Male
>Inherit half of inheritance due to bring male
>Have absolute power as a husband to divorce wife
>Have absolute power to demand sex from wife except if she's on period
>Have absolute power to marry off daughters as he sees fit
>Allowed to have 4 wives
>Allowed to hold highest positions in the country, companies (girls are forbidden to be such)
>Word holds more weight in court

Western """"""men""""""
>Cuck

...

man muslims are ballin out of control, they will correct Europeans degeneracy

Ottoman empire 2.0 here we come baby

Why the fuck does he talk like that? I can barely understand what he's saying

"As the only American comic book publisher to be recognized this year for their contributions to the international comic book community, this is also the first time that Marvel Comics has received the respected and significant award of "Best Series"! Marvel would also like to congratulate all the other nominees and winners at the 2016 Angouleme International Comic Book Festival."

>The efforts they went through to try to drag the standard narrative out of him

muslim is a code for brown and burka wearing

Someone fucking dump squirrel girl or this abomination

Where's my Trump superhero comic.

dear god

Oh it's real. I could see them doing that with an actual president, but not a candidate.

Yep. Nobody cares about niggers (not even other niggers), when you have an agenda to push you have to force it on people.

No one gives a flying fuck about Spawn.

>Who is Nitro

You fucked up OP

>At age 12, he accidentally shot himself with a 9 mm handgun, and off-duty police officer Robert Hoobler drove him to the hospital.
A white police officer saved Lil' Wayne's life when he was a child, he knows BLM is bullshit.

It already exists.

It's called Captain America.

...

Lil Wayne was always redpilled you fucking redditors

because muslims are barely human

Why are you still chapped over an interview that's like 12 years old?

this

Why don't they try and get permission to expand on Burqa Avenger's character. Live action BA would be true cape kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=XahbqLdCVhE&list=PLKOgmxEJ92rsHDP207IYPUFuP5UvkdNb4

>muslim
>hero
Pick one