NEW MEAN TWEETS

Is Keifer /our guy/?

that's a compliment though

Fuck you Kimmel, go shill your shitty show elsewhere

Does that fridge need a volunteer? Would gladly lick her fartbox.

>Margot Robbie is a handsome woman, I would stick my tonege into her butt hole if given the opportunity.
Seems like a compliment to me. It's just boys being boys, people need to stop being so sensitive.

Said the board that got ass ravaged by a French woman.

what's a jap style hand job?

guess the gaymers stop mass disliking jimmy's videos

It's Jimmy Kimmel's writers.

What? I have no clue what you're talking about.

damn olivia wilde looks really fucking good in that video

How is it mean to say to a woman that she deserves sexual pleasure? Licking one's asshole is one of the best things you can do for a person.
I mean yeah it's weird out of context, but i would be flattered if a girl offered some sallad.

>FOCKEN TENDERS MOOOOOOOOOM! WE MUST DEFEND OUR JEWISH AMERICAN PRIDE!

>alright alright alrighty then

kino comeback

Oh look it's more barely mean tweets that celebrities can have fake reactions to.

she really deserves it

Especially next to ugly ass Margot. She really is the dime store Jaime Pressly

my gf likes to watch me eat my own cum but maybe that's just to bully me about it if we break up

Because it's not mean
It's all scripted from the writing staff
Opening new accounts and then never using them

>see Kurt Russell's face in the suggested videos
>watch it
>he's based as fuck

Why is he so perfect?

Are you off your medication or something?

>jimmy "I'm with her" kimmel

>no actually offensive tweets

take this shit back to le'reddit.

You tricked me into thinking he actually had Chief Keef, go fuck yourself

>GET ME FUCKING SUBWAY MOOOOOOOOOOOM! THAT FUCKING EUROSTACY FROM FRANCE BULLIED ME AGAIN!

some can handle the bantz, others pretend to be pissed, and sometimes you can see the exact moment where their day was ruined.

He's been trying to force this meme for the past few days during Anglo-Australian power hour, pay him no mind.

This set actually does seem more obviously scripted than previous ones.

The Olivia Wilde and Jane Lynch ones were especially fake

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUUUTTA HERE

This doesn't get less pathetic the more you post it, user. Trying to piggyback off of baneposting makes it worse.

>>Women don't like anything sexual other than missionary and fingering unless you pay up front.

There are two kinds of women
-the woman who loves sex and money
-the woman who loves money and sex

>HURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR DURR LOOK AT ME MOOOM I'M THE INTERNET'S OFFICIAL FUN POLICE DURR DURR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>Margot Robbie deserves a tongue punch in the fart box
I volunteer

Women don't like sex or it's not their "endgame," they like getting attention and they're willing to engage in and indulge in sexual acts to the extent that they can get money or attention from it.

what's up with the British accent?

It's sad that the last vestiges of a once great global empire have been reduced to forcing memes using older than dirt gifs and 5 year old classic memes. I hope my (You)s are at least boosting your self-esteem a bit.

So are these actually really or what? I want them to be real, but i'm cynical at the same time.

>Hilltard

It's cute that you're new enough to think that reaction images have anything to do with the user's tastes or personal opinions, and really explains a lot about the way you've been posting the past few days.

>are these real
the "fart box" tweet could be a fapper referencing harley quinn farts on phub

its australian
shes an aussie you fuck

oh , that explains, I can't seem to find any interviews of her speaking German though

>This projection
>HURR DURR DURR TOTALLY NOT A NEWFAG HILLTARD U GUISE

Something he made up because no one on Cred Forums has had sex

I think he means milking/jack off from a downward angle.

So where'd you come from, user? r/thedonald? Or did you take the mass media pipeline to the internet haet machine because you heard about the evil Pepe the frog you saw on Facebook on the news and wanted to go straight to the source?

back to Cred Forums now, hun. you'll get less angry there when you're surrounded by your safe space.

Christ, just fuck off back to R.eddit already.

Ayy look now who's making assumptions based on reaction images.

Paul Rudd's was the funniest. Still laughing about it.

Oh, and I'm the one projecting? ;^) I'm not the one spamming some of the most common reactions and trying to force a meme here. Have you considered putting more effort than simply pretending to be retarded in your next 4chinz endeavor?

that voice is to die for

no it's not
youtube.com/watch?v=zaZ73Yc75YE

I always thought it was KIE-fer

thanks for ruining MGS

>literally calls someone a hilltard
>not a Cred Forums drumpf faggot

okay, nice backpedaling, shill

Hey, user.

You're a fucking faggot.

In fairness, if calling someone a Hilltard makes him a Cred Forumsfag, then you using "drumpf" automatically makes you a redditcuck.

>What is third party?
>What is the world beyond America?

Hilltard logic

Paul Rudd seems like such a chill bro, someone you would just hang out with.

but donald trump has a massive reddit following. its bigger than hilldogs reddit follwing (because the internets the only safe space white males have) that makes you an even stronger redditcuck.

In all honestly he seems like the person who likes the idea of Cred Forums and their memes, but is too retarded to actually keep up with current events and politics enough to discuss anything there.
That would have been clever if you used that image/post combination on memegenerator 9 years ago, but you really just do look desperate and pathetic now.

Margot's wasn't even mean, they just want to eat her ass.

third party is a wasted vote. drumpf has to be stopped.

you fucking KNOW third party is a wasted vote, everyone knows it, even the people who run third party only do it to impeded another candidate. You just fucking know Gary Johnson is being paid by the democratic party to disrupt drumpf and you just fucking know Jill Stein is a drumpf shill trying to steal votes from hilldog.

Don't fucking drop the ball here, this elections too important. DON'T WASTE YOUR VOTE.

>ywn have your tweet about licking Margot's Robbie perfect buttocks aired on television, so everyone can see your proclamation of love

>Let's elect a warmongering Muslim-cocksucking pedo defender because DUDE DRUMPF LMAO

But that's hot.

how is that supposed to be mean?

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>Trump will kick out dangerous Mudslimes
>Hilldurr will handover even more of America to Saudi Arabia

It's that simple.

those retards probably didn't even think that was meant to be sexual, they just saw 'fart' 'punch' and 'Margot Robbie' in on tweet and boom, they have material.

>Women don't like sex

t. never gave a woman an orgasm

>warmongering
>hilldog

pick one

>insulting support of refugees from ISIS infested countries
and kek way to out yourself as a bigot, like we all know drumpf supporters are. they are literally being beheaded and burned alive over there and forced to accept warped ISIS laws and you want to just abandon them! LOL! fucking die Cred Forums you're literally the worst of humanity desu famalamadingdog.

chris evans looks like he's in bad shape.

Olivia Wilde would be a ten if not for that jaw.

>racism
>conspiracy theories

xD how red pilled! #staywoke#ifyourenotaltrightyourenotalright xD

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I can't believe that's the worst tweet Zac Efron ever got, why are they screening these so hard?

>He's a Rapefugee lover

Keep them in your backyard, then.

>imploring to your last shred of humanity in order to convince you that saving innocents from war torn countries is the right thing to do
>not reasoning with you

This is gonna be the first time I masturbated to a tweet.

Based Kiefer

fucking retarded. why would I do that when theres plenty of room in America and Canada for them? ever heard of the great plains? hell you wouldn't even need to see them, they could carve out their own communities in that massive dust bowl of nothingness

Lol

There, there. Now go back to /r9k/ and keep wondering why no woman wants you

The reason all women are "bisexual" is because sex with men is disgusting and painful. They only do it for money, status and because children are socially mandatory.

If these things weren't considerations theyd all just have sex with each other because having sex with women is awesome

Oh my god wow we get it you love Rapey "Refugees", you're sooo edgy, now you can take in all the ficki ficki.

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>muslims
>innocent

The only room for a Rapefugee Mudslime community is in hell!

I've had sex/done sexual things with two both had orgasms to the extent of my own personal knowledge, but what I'm saying isn't about personal experience anyway it's about observations of behavior I have seen and heard about.

I'm sick of the cliche answers given when a guy has anything negative to say about women and sex. "Lel he's a virgin, lel he must be ugly. He le cant make them orgasm." Pussies aren't a Rubik's cube and neither is a woman's mind.

eh, sex with black men is p great. they're dicks are bigger, the stamina is p amazing, and they know how to move their bodies.

he has and always will be

find him drunk at paolis off ventura every friday, friends

we are not talking about bestiality here

so why is he a Cred Forumsfag for calling you a Hilltard if you admit that Trump has a bigger internet following than Hillary pretty much anywhere? Not to mention the sheer amount of people who hate Hillary who are former Bernie supporters and don't even support Trump.

>both had orgasms to the extent of my own personal knowledge

So they didn't.

internet following =/= reality. or did you not read the "because the internets the only safe space white males have". do you need help understanding that? as in :only white males are voting for trump. the internet is the only safe space for their hate speech. so they congregate to internet communities. their garbage opinions are BTFO anywhere else in the real world. at universities, at work places, at clubs, fucking everywhere. Just remember Drumpf cuck, the right wing dies with every generation as the youth and the minorities take over the mess the boomers and the republitards have left behind

>internet following =/= reality. or did you not read the "because the internets the only safe space white males have". do you need help understanding that? as in :only white males are voting for trump. the internet is the only safe space for their hate speech. so they congregate to internet communities. their garbage opinions are BTFO anywhere else in the real world. at universities, at work places, at clubs, fucking everywhere. Just remember Drumpf cuck, the right wing dies with every generation as the youth and the minorities take over the mess the boomers and the republitards have left behind

It's hard to know if another person feels satisfied or not user. I faked enthusiasm a few times myself to just be over it sometimes. Sex isn't always the fun and games you believe when you only ever watch other people do it in porn. Women don't always perfectly squirt like they do in the movies, I'm sorry to inform you of this.

>honestly thinks that women enjoy sex outside the validation of worth it provides them

I bet you think girl gamers exist because they genuinely like videogames too.

But that's wrong retard, Trump has a good shot at winning. At the very least he'll get 40% of the votes. So that's 40% of america that likes him.

>thousands and thousands of possible reaction images
>chooses one of hillary

rly maeks u think

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ya because there are still a lot of white people in the country. that changes more and more every generation though;

>Literally running from a country where you are a majority
>Wants to turn this country into one where you are a majority again

Illogical. Anyway it will never happen. War before that happens.

>russell crowe's voice

God damned, that shit is cool.

Americans really like this shit?

Only if it's will smith doing it

He laughed so hard because it was true.

i just spent an hour going through all of these

people know tongue punch her fartbox is fairly old right?

Pretty lameass pussy way to say it.

I want to ejaculate my semen into her vagina if you catch my meaning

Smiling gives away her age, but Kate Hudson is still pretty cute.

>muh south will rise again

no ones going to do shit and you know it idiot. do you actually think you're gonna get off your computer and drop the doritos? give up your comfortable life so you can get bombed by an Apache? go back to playing video games tool.

anyone ever notice that Judd Apatow looks like a muppet?

He sounds Jewish, but that's not an especially Jewish name

What gives?

Yeah, we hung out last week. Great guy, he hooked me up with some vietnamese ladyboys, shit was cash.

You're an idiot. There are hundreds of millions of whites in this country if ever any group tries to do anything to white people as a whole they will be destroyed easily. Even if whites ever become outnumbered by a particular group, which won't happen, it'll be just like the jews destroying defeating all the muslim countries despite being outnumbered.

but i mean he literally looks like a Jim Henson muppet.

wow you're a special kind of stupid. first of all, nothing is going to happen to white people you fucking tool, second, white people aren't going to do anything anyways because you're not gonna risk your rich white people lives.

>drinking at Ventura bars

shameful

You are someone whose every opinion is formed by shared posts on Facebook

>White people aren't willing to go to war
>America's literally been in wars for 214 of the last 236 years

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.

>Olivia Wilde IS ten for that jaw
fixanoozled

Fuck all of these Hollywood pedophiles.

this

pics.r18.com/digital/video/abcb00011/abcb00011jp-8.jpg

well he did, just not the one you thought of

women like GOOD sex. just because you can't please a woman doesn't mean you have to rationalize your failures by projecting a totally unrealistic quality to 50% of the population

I wish I wasn't a virgin

that's what i thought as well, i wish i had a sexy baritone accent like that

>they know how to move their bodies

how is this racial based?

>the stamina is p amazing

west africans have less stamina than others. their specialty is short bursts of energy

>tfw Margot found out the author of that tweet after the episode aired
>tfw she wrote to them
>tfw she teased the author and made him describe in detail all the other things they would want to do to her
>tfw she mocked him and laughed at him while he was describing more and more degrading and submissive acts
>tfw after she had enough material she blackmailed him into becoming her slave IRL and actually doing everything he described in those messages
>tfw guy that made some fap comment on twitter once is now Margot's personal ass licker
>tfw you are not him ;_;

>replying to mentally ill posters

what age? She is 25

If you can make a girl cum, she'll enjoy sex.

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>Kate Hudson

>it's been 3 years

Cuckalo btfo

Kojima ruined MGSV.

RIP

Konami ruined MGS5, Kojima was too "go hard or go home" for their pachinko-addicted asses

Already addressed this "witty" observation.

olivia wildes 4head is pretty normal

>Already addressed this "witty" observation.

doesn't make it true

>So ab-about that Hulk movie Ke-Kevin...

The story was fucking horrible regardless. The missions were boring and repetitive

>date a man-hating feminist
>always the bdms sub who want to be treated like shit

Every time

Same thing with good christian girls, crazy eyes and deep throat.

I love Margot's face.

I just wish she had the body to go with it.

Either is your belaboring of the point.

I'll offer an alternative suggestion instead of my original answer though. Who cares if a woman enjoys sex or not? They never enjoy anything else of value so why should I think that area of life would be any different.

Haha you can tell when a woman has an orgasm you cuck, just because you've made all the women you've been with have a shitty time doesn't mean they don't have a good time with non-cucks

>I love Margot's face

She looks like Eric Roberts

I'm glad you can read minds.

Is that a bad thing ?

>Who cares if a woman enjoys sex or not?

I care

Why?

>licking her buttocks

No, licking her chocolate starfish. Her anus, user.

I don't, what now? Gonna cry?

Because nothing kills my boner faster when the girl lies there like a dead fish and I can't even see a glimpse of enjoyment

Also I get off harder when my girlfriend gets off before/with me

>inb4 lying on the internet

>women don't enjoy sex with me
>it's not my fault its the women who doesn't enjoy sex

Great story bro. Not to be too douchy, but are you fat and have a small pee-pee?

Very nice.

>leftie doesn't realize that the pendulum has swung over and that white men are tired of you bullshit.

>Because nothing kills my boner faster when the girl lies there like a dead fish and I can't even see a glimpse of enjoyment

Then I guess this is where we shake hands and part ways because I love that

Nothing you said follows from my post, go to sleep already.

Worst one yet
>You look like someone who has his shit together
>You look like someone who I wanna have sex with
Olivia Wilde looks amazing, though

You claim women doesn't enjoy sex "out of your personal experience". I claim otherwise.

And answer the question, are you fat and have a small feminine penis?

I can't be the only one who got half a rod while listening to margot say she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Hearing straya shitpost in real life always gets me erect

well

different strokes for different folks

>half

Quoting my post here:
>but what I'm saying isn't about personal experience anyway

You here:
>You claim women doesn't enjoy sex "out of your personal experience". I claim otherwise.

Beautiful reading comprehension and quoting skills.

I'm a five hundred pound woman with a small ass and odd feet. Do my looks really matter in the grand scheme of things? My mom says I'm good looking. :^)

yeah same

accent + smile

>I've had sex/done sexual things with two both had orgasms to the extent of my own personal knowledge, but what I'm saying isn't about personal experience anyway it's about observations of behavior I have seen and heard about.

So you are just selective about who you listen to. other fat fucks who can't give a woman pleasure.

Yes, if you are fat and have small dick, you will have a hard time pleasing a woman. Something you would know if you weren't a fat fuck who tries to justify being a bad lover.

I couldn't understand what he actually said after reading the tweet.

There's literally nothing wrong with that
>DUDE YOU HAVE A COMFORTABLE LIFE!

sorry, i tried to use big words and the meaning was partially lost

Bryan Cranston's reaction actually was the best. Showing a bit of a parody and making fun of other celebrities too.

Letting Margot know you want to tongue punch her fart box seems nice. It's just the internet prose that makes it seems so vulgar but it's a message of love nevertheless.

The Margot Robbie one wasn't a mean tweet. It was a call for booty.

>half
Son, do you have problems with your potency? It's strictly psychosomatic in many cases. There might be help for you.

Honestly bros I want her to urinate in my mouth and then I would eat her asshole until I suffocate

It must be annoying to be an attractive actress and get all these creepy messages.

Which one is that from?

They get training from the Hollywood Jewluminati to handle it, and each 50m your movies make gets you one fan assassination for when people piss you off

Fuck off, Cred Forums. You've had your share, now begone.

this one got me

I wish that was real

Do you have a Brie one ?

It's an involuntary response cuckboi

Sounds like you fell for the vaginal jew and got memed hard by late 90s propaganda my cucked friend. kys

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That's an awful lot of buzzwords you got here

Try again friendo

>normie meme

haha xD

Stop it, Emma. Stop it NOW. That's just not fair.

>she will never dance on my balls

w-why even live ?

Kind of a shame she didn't take the Harley Quinn gig, but I would love if she got a bit part in the HQ solo movie as a crazed fan trying to replace her.

Or maybe Emma Roberts in the DCEU is cast as Harley Quinn in her biopic.

>that one episode of neighbours where teen Margot Robbie is pregnant and starts lactating in the middle of class

Feels good having seen her in her prime

that sounds comfy and happy as fuck

>no johah hill reading a mean tweet from local weather girl

>mean tweets
>YOU SUCK LOL
When THE FUCK are they going to read actual mean tweets

Bruh.. gimme the link
or post more pls!!

lrn2metadata

youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

The tweets have been proven to be real, several of them are from well known internet personalities.

Thanks alot

Except a cursory look at the twitter handles proves this isn't the case at all.

they pick out a variety of tweets to keep it interesting and funny. generic "you're a cunt, kys!" tweets would get old fast.

>jews
>white

They pick the ones they think are funny, even if they aren't necessarily mean. The one in OP in complementary.

That said, a lot of the previous versions have criticisms that are VERY true.

you think people have started making tweets like these now because they want to be on the show?

Based kiefer killed it

>reading some sperg neckbeard tweet talking about murdering a celeb
Yeah can't wait for those

>ywn read mean tweets about you on kimmel and make a funny retort

The real one was pretty funny too.

That would explain why youre here faggot lmao

don't you dare question me again or I'll fucking kill you

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i doubt it

If you think Jimmy's writers wrote this, you're an idiot.

That's a compliment, though.

Niggers getting lighter treatment

What the fuck is this god awful dancing? Do autists really think this is cute?

>what is people having fun?
funny you calling others autists

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RIP Ryan Davis :(

I want le fridge girl to hold a ruler next to my dick and laugh

>no bully pls i need my safe space

ok im done watching these

these are fake right?

celebrities are all ok with these being the "worse" they get. "Margot Robbie is super fuckable" omg no

"Paul Rudd is the comfiest husband ever, so boring" wow shit stop that

I'm not emma roberts nor am i the dude filming. I think you accidentaly put a > on your post

when people in high school said that you were gonna work at McD you thought it was a compliment about having a stable job?

that shit is not even close to the worse you can say about margot robbie, cmon

"she's insanely desirable" oh no

i meant the paul rudd one, the margot one was no mean at all.

this was the moment you lost

right in the feels

>tfw you have the post ryan-nighthawk signed poster on your wall

It's not, it's clever because it's true and non-offensive at the same time.

He's the ultimate bland guy who still manages to be a A-lister.

I'd certainly enjoy cleaning Margot's bumhole, 2bh

ISNT MARGOT ROBBIE A LITERAL PERFECTION?

Like, I cant think of anyone being this attractive in 21st century.

wtf I cum'd when margot finished reading and looked at the camera

Are you fucking retarded? I was clearly making fun of you for defending people who thought that stupid shit was cute.

Rooney Mara, if only because she has a better bum

Rooney Mara looks like my cousin. My cousin is a male.

>I was clearly making fun of you
Yeah and i was pointing on what you were doing wasn't bullying and it has nothing to do with safe spaces. I was also implying it was you who was defensive about getting called an autist. Why are polcuckos so pathetic?

>yfw ASR didn't read the fart box text

I'd fuck Tom Hiddleston too, no question.

>gets called autist
>gets defensive
>n-no YOU are the autist. w-we're just having fun. see? you're all defensive now xD chek m8

Your argument makes no fucking sense you pseudo intellectual cow. You were the one to initially get defensive, I just pointed out how retarded you were, which is hardly defensive behavior.

>polcuckos
Sick roast.

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I called you an autist for misunderstanding some basic human interaction and you were the one that was acting like i was demanding a safe space when it's clearly the other way around. Just let it go retard

She's so cute.

How the fuck is it the other way around? You're just making shit up at this point. I realize you guys were interacting, clearly, but you're interacting like a bunch of neckbeards foaming for some unattractive woman doing unattractive shit. Aka autism. I don't get why you're defending pathetic people with the argument of "they're just having fun" without being pathetic yourself.

kiss me

>I realize you guys were interacting, clearly,
What? i was talking about emma interacting with the cameraman, dancing and having fun, where you went all autismo "hurr shit dancing". Whatever mate, i don't care about this shit no more, don't ever reply to me or my son again

> 2/10 would not bang

>that twitter bird dropping a bomb

That's been there since the beginning of these things.

>aardvark

that's bananas

Why would you bother arguing with a neckbeard who has probably never touched a woman? You see the way he is obsessed with talking about small dicks? It's because he has a small dick and he thinks by projecting that nobody will realise that he is a virgin. It's the same way the guys in school who were non-stop talking about faggots and accusing everyone of being gay that you find out afterwards were massive queers.

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not him but i never noticed it either before his post, and it's even in the op