Penn Jillette invented a bathtub vibrator

>It is therefore an object of the present invention to provide a spa that includes a dedicated stream of fluid that is directed to specific sensitive areas of a female's genitalia to promote pleasurable (and perhaps climatic) genitalia stimulation and therapeutic relaxation.

is this really necessary?

>Applicant has discovered that additional outlet nozzles located in the seat and generally directed to the female user's genitalia is not as effective as a single nozzle directing a single stream of fluid to a specific stimulation point of contact (e.g., the clitoris). Multiple streams of fluid, although enjoyable, tend to desensitize the primary tactile nerve receptors located at specific points of a female user's genitalia.

hes been busy testing his inventions. i wonder how many proto-bath-sybians hes got at his house

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Please be advised.

>Applicant has recognized a need for a hydro-therapeutic device that provides a dedicated stream of fluid to specifically stimulate the clitoris and labia of a female's vulva and provide supporting structure that allows the female user to comfortably position herself with respect to the fluid stream.

>It is therefore an object of the present invention to provide a spa that includes a dedicated stream of fluid that is directed to specific sensitive areas of a female's genitalia to promote pleasurable (and perhaps climatic) genitalia stimulation and therapeutic relaxation.

>It is another object of the invention to provide such a device that is formed integrally within a seat located within the spa.

>It is yet another object of the present invention to provide a device that directs a stream of fluid to specific sensory areas of a female's genitalia to promote pleasurable genitalia stimulation and therapeutic relaxation without substantial stimulation to immediately adjacent less-sensitive areas.

>It is yet another object of the invention to provide such a hydro-therapeutic stimulation device that overcomes the deficiencies of the prior art.

Truly, an incredible achievement for mankind.

Was it autism?

>such a cuck you not only invent the thing that cucks you but it's a hot tub

So was he sick or something

He lost a lot of weight fast

He was sick but not the way you think

greatideas.people.com/2015/04/08/penn-jillette-weight-loss-las-vegas-home/

>Even master illusionist Penn Jillette couldn’t magically make his weight disappear – but he was able to drop from 330 to 225 lbs. by making a drastic change in his eating habits.

>The 6’7” entertainer decided to get healthy after his high blood pressure landed him in the hospital.

>“I was on six very powerful meds to bring the blood pressure down,” Jillette, 60, tells PEOPLE. “My doctor said I needed to get my weight down, and if I brought it down 30 or 40 lbs. it would be a little easier to control. And then he said something in passing that completely blew my mind – he said, ‘If you got down to 230, you probably wouldn’t need any of the meds.’ ”

>The Wizard Wars judge decided to do just that, spending December through March on an “extreme low-calorie program” in which he consumed about 1,000 calories daily and was able to lose an average of 0.9 lbs. a day.

My friend Barnard has over 300 patents so far and he's only 28.

He lives in a $900,000,000 house.

>his parents named him Barnard

>you will never be Barnard

barnyard

Underated

wouldn't most of that be muscle mass?

No.

>tips fedora
M'lady

>>The Wizard Wars judge decided to do just that, spending December through March on an “extreme low-calorie program” in which he consumed about 1,000 calories daily and was able to lose an average of 0.9 lbs. a day.
Tumblr fatties BTFO. Also I've lost just over a hundred pounds this year starting in January and I didn't have to starve myself to do it (didn't have to exercise either).

It really is that easy. I've seen it.

How is all that hanging skin mate?

I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a joke? The number of houses that expensive can be counted on a single hand, and I doubt any of the owners are your friend.

No shit you attention whoring tripfaggot

You tell him user

>libertarian
>makes patents

kek

Okay, but I asked because I don't see what's suppose to be funny about it, and people were responding as if it wasn't a joke.

Plenty of libertarians believe in a limited government that would provide patent protection

More like
>anarchist
>makes patents

I don't give a fuck faggot

Stop actling like youre some smartass because you know fancy political words its fucking annoying like wtf

Penn Jillette seems like he'd be a disgusting man IRL. Like you'd have to shower after being at a house like his.

There's no patents in a free market bro

>fancy political words
>anarchist

Maybe, but it comes across as more hypocritical when he's what supports what would be the most extreme version of a free market.

I don't have it (yet).

underappreciated

>slide forward
>get an enema

How do protect patents with a little government?

You tell on the invisible hand?

>tfw we will never have a free market

I was only making the point that libertarianism is such a large church, (including socialists), that it's not fair to say a libertarian would be hypocritical to make patents, but more appropriate to say an anarchist would be hypocritical. As difficult as it would be to imagine little government enforcing patents, how would no government do it?

Penn has said before he is a hypocrite. He,doesn't hide it.

Most people dont want one, see Brexit

Oh.

user, is that really a fair conclusion, considering that most free market proponents were in favor of Brexit?

Rude ass tripfaggot. Consider you and your condescending posts filtered.

Most people dont want tripfags but we still have them

>Most people dont want one, see Brexit
Brexit showed most people DO want a free market

the fuck you on commie cuck?

kek. Nothing I said was rude or condescending.

Oh.

>Oh
I was trying to indicate that I was surprised and that I had nothing more to say. How about that?

>This piece of information surprises me and I have nothing more to say
Better?

>900 million dollar house

Is it on the Moon?

Well, I bet it still hurt a little bit having it turned back at you, didn't it?

Not really. Firstly, that wasn't condescending as much as it was mocking, which was the point, clearly. Secondly, I think your implication that that response was rude or condescending was just wrong.

Finally, I've been meaning to get a new one

Underage

>tripsplaining

MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC ATHEISM

FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT
FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT
ATHEISM
MAGIC
FREE MARKET
FREE MARKET
FREE MARKET
DUDE
A T H E I S M
MAGIC

>finally, someone invented this thing for the first time, I've been meaning to get a new one

There is no good reason to hate my use of a trip. Nobody can claim I'm trying to create a personality because I don't have a recognizable name.

>Nobody can claim I'm trying to create a personality because I don't have a recognizable name.

>google "!!4Jy8bfRZIBw"
>Cred Forums post after Cred Forums post after Cred Forums post by trip fag HerbSewell !!4Jy8bfRZlBw

I guess they would have to look it up, but that's entirely their prerogative. If I wanted to create a personality, I would use a recognizable name.

Lol, I meant a new vibrator

>FREE MARKET WILL FIX IT

into the snatch it goes

Britain said they dont want free flow of workforce and funds

Nations wouldnt exist in Libertaria

this fucking guy. Why are so Americans beta?

>1,000 calories daily and was able to lose an average of 0.9 lbs. a day.
wtf. this is what I eat since I am a neet doing nothing all day. and I do not feel tired and I weight 60kg for 1,80m

I imagine he's pretty crap in bed, so...

What country are you from

How did you develop your complex

Projecting

If you actually counted calories properly you'd know you weren't eating only 1k calories a day.

You're a lanklet

kek

kek

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330 pounds is quit a bit. Even fat burns calories. At that weight you'd need about 3500/day just for basal metabolism.

Has science gone too far ?