WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT?

I forgot that song was in that movie

No

SEX LIPS
SEXER LIPS
THE SEXEST LIPS
Just imagine like woah hnnnng

That's the only thing I can remember about the movie. That and a giant robot.

>those arm veins

ew

Goddamit why isn't there any good tomb raider porn

t. homo

Is this supposed to be attractive?

Lara with horse 2 ;)

wtf I love LEGO now

Oh yeah. She built it herself to fight her as training IIRC... I just remember a whole bunch of statues getting possessed and trying to kill her.

You think you have it bad? In my day it took 15 minutes just to download a shitty jpg of Lara's face photoshopped onto a naked woman's body.

the eternal jawlet strikes again.

I would accept a blowjob but nothing else. I'm dead serious. I don't find her attractive at all in the pussy-fucking sense.

which is the superior Jolie, Lara or Kate?

Hackers by a mile, so Kate I suppose? I don't remember the character's name.

>ywn be a little boy that she molests

JDIMSA

>poses for glamour shots to promote herself
>complains about her dress being filmed in the red carpet

Fuck this old bitch.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Would adopt niglets and destroy daughter's(?) life for

Never really understood people's obsession about her. She looks like a man with botox lips.

There was a time, definitely...

i was listening to mancow on the radio and he was talking to some dude who had heard from some of her friends that she fucks amazing and would literally eat out brads asshole for hours on end

>tfw no Acid Burn gf

You tell me, fedora-tipper.

she's a little too perfect

she kinda looks like cara on dis pic.

Imagine being femdommed by her, my dick would fuking explode.

Angelina has always been a litmus test for who, at the very least, has the potential to be an alpha male.

Beta cuckolds always find something to cry about.

Her mouth looks like she got punched in the face.
I can fap to that.

>that arm hair
>those veins
>that Jon Voight facial similarity

This picture should have stayed in standard definition.

I prefer Aniston

and you should have stayed in your father's testicle

I enjoyed the first one.

Get your fucking eyes checked.

Baby dick betas assemble.

both of them are mildly enjoyable wastes of time, and I'm glad they were made because I've fapped to Jolie as Lara Croft dozens of times over the years

>Alicia Vikander is slated as her replacement
goddamn current year bullshit

I don't even know who that is so that might be telling of something...

Well they rebooted the Tomb Raider games and turned Lara into a dyke with the body of a young boy, and the new film will be based on those shitty Uncharted knockoffs

B-b-but I like nulaura. At least in the current games

I haven't played Rise yet, but Tomb Raider 2013 was a huge disappointment. What happened to exploring tombs, solving puzzles and fighting off prehistoric monsters? Now it's just kill this guy, kill these guys, try not to get raped, climb this wall, oh look more hordes of bad guys to slaughter

>sh-shes not even hot
>Laughably undersized genitals tingle with frustration

before she got all of those trashy tattoos she was a 10/10

Rise has a good amount of exploring tombs and solving puzzles no monsters but there is an army of immortal mongols or some shit. Definitely an improvement over the last one has some cool world buikding as well

>not being part of the Eva/MEW master race

>a-a-arm veins
>Chad plows your crush while you jerk off to child porn

Alicia Vikander is sexier than Dumb whore Jolie ever was. I just want to perform cunnilingus on Alicia, thats my hreatest fantasy. fuck off

Angelina is one of the 11 women on planet earth with a semblance of personality while you post a photo shopped 6

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But she aint got no tits lt. Dan

Her tits aint there no mo

Is she part black?

Hmm, I'll give it a shot. I'm a playstation pleb tho so I'll have to wait until the 20th anniversary release next month

These are her tits now.

Vikander is a 9/10 without photoshop faggot. Plus, she looks like she would have a delicious pussy. Not an old dried up cunt with botoxed lips like the whore Jolie

still dont see how people can label her like 'sex symbol'

Enjoy being 12 while you can.

The best Angelina was in Original Sin with Antonio Banderas.

meh

looks like bella thorne's makeup face

Now if Brad married her at this point I could understand. Look at her, unbearably hot

...

yeah, I remember when she used to be hot too

What kino is this from?

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The oversized lips don't look good 2bh

It's working

>you are now aware that mothers are more likely to abuse their kids than fathers
Someone needs to save poor little Shiloh.