What the fuck was her problem?

>me on the left

Backache

She's too cute

Yes, she never encouraged it. Nope.

>she was asking for it

Kill yourself, nigger.

oh god who has the webm of this where she looks a little shocked

It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?

Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream

h-hi

She lost any and all self esteem when she fucked the fat man from Jaguar

I can't believe that is how she became a partner
i hate everything

Is this on Sadpanda?

i remember reading somewhere that the best way to put a woman under your spell and bind her to you for life is to be breastfed by her, she's start loving you unconditionally and feel the need to always be with you, like a mother. don't remember where i read it though.

it was probably here

Fuckin kek

Breastfeeding is the reason why a mother loves her childrens. This is a fact.

I was barely an adolescent when this show started airing.

Almost a decade later and there's still no woman I'd rather take in my bedroom, lock the door, take her clothes off with my teeth, throw her on the bed, and give her a go-round like she's never had.

anybody else feel the need to drink a nice warm glass of milk during mommy threads?

She had no problems and she did nothing wrong.

kek
I read this in Duck's voice

>Do you like tits? Breasts? The soft, enchanting, milk bags? I bet you do, Peter. I'm offering you an opportunity of a lifetime.

ken never harassed her.

Someone post that fucking webm of this outfit

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Not one took her seriously because of her giant titties. Same thing for the actress.

Oh, anón. Is you again.

Hendrick's VR Dating Simulator 2016

Refn's next film should be about her playing a Succubus

It would be instant kino

She needs to be milked

Why does this look so much like a JAV?

Are there any drugs available irl that boost lactation and arousal?

Tits are too big.

M O M M Y
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She didn't spend enough time sucking the life out of 13 year old boys in her dressing room

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Mommy again?

You don't seriously feel that way, do you?

My bad santa 2 webm where she's having sex in an alley is too big for Cred Forums

>these two will never be in a Step Mom teaches Daughter how to properly satisfy a man porno
>Hendricks will never encourage you to pump your load into Elle while BDH pegs you
fuck I honestly want to kill myself because this heavenly perfection will never, ever cease to exist

I would help you but I too can't webm without fucking the bitrate

wait awhile and the odds are two actresses that look similar enough will do it.

Wiuk, that pic is so sad.

Source?

It's definitely not even her, it looks like a double

I just want to cup her massive udders and lift them to feel how heavy those fuckers are
Then i want to suckle from her while slowly fucking and impregnating her

is this real?

You might be retarded. Or blind. Or a retarded blind man.

why are they so much hotter when they are fat

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>ywn see christina with swollen lactating breasts
>she will never ask you to help relieve her

>What the fuck was her problem?
she had back aches

you have a problem buddy

I fucking hate shopfags

>"how dare you assume that if a woman dresses sexy some men will complement (sexually assault) her! I bet you're not a feminist, are you?"

fucking titcow fanservice in the last episode

i fucking love madmen

Wrong. BDH hates her son because of breastfeeding.

>I was barely an adolescent when this show started airing.
i fucking hate this website

>use tits and sex to advance career
>get mad when anyone alludes to it

arent sofias fake?

They're called morphs you fucking idiot.

no they aren't

no they are not

those arent "morphs" that other user is referring to

although he was wrong about those other photos being morphs, they are shops

"morphs" is when womens body parts in a gif or webm start to grow and grow
its weird

mommy abomination!

Wrong, that was for her post-partum depresion.

Morphs aren't only animated.

yea they are
hence they morph
not just a photoshopped image that doesnt do shit

Motherfucker I've been in this fetish for over a decade. Morphs aren't only animated.

um thats a shoop not a morph

you are just retarded and got triggered because this is your fetish

what a shitty fetish

He's right. Morphs aren't usually animated if anything.

best character on the best character show t b q h family

>He's right. Morphs are usually animated if anything.
fixed that for you

Dumbass samefag

She didn't have a Dennis Reynolds.

>you will never fuck dennis because of the implication

Bump?

DELETE THIS

i see a couple big bumps there

No, idiot, look up "breast expansion morph" and you'll see how utterly right I am.

you just proved yourself wrong tho...

whos the idiot again?

I fucking hated her in the later seasons when she becomes all anti-Don

No, I didn't, idiot. Anyone in this thread who tries it will see that I'm right and will discover what a big retard you are. I guess you're okay with that.

>big retard
>getting this butthurt about his dumbass fetish

You lost. Get over it.

i lost? LOL wow what a loser

Holy shit that's niche porn level size. Bravo Christina.

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Guys can we stop fighting and just worship this goddess?

Imagine being her and walking around with huge things, bouncing, shaking and jiggling...

she has the bluewaffle of footpussy's, it's such a shame.

her back must kill and her bras must have to have a network of straps that dig into her flesh, but gottamm!

think she'll ever do a movie with these two as her sisters?

thank fuck i don't give a shit about feet

New Fappening when?

great now all I can think about is that she has Bruce Willis and Michael chicklis smuggled down her dress

i wonder If they have fat pussies and red pubes

This is how I like them. Any pig cunt can look pretty in makeup, a fancy outfit and a million flashes over a publicity wall.

But this, run-down, sweaty, tired, is where beauty shows. The thing you'd wake upt to every morning caressing your shaft whispering sweet words in your ear.

Real women in real situations, not the fake objects that appear on magazines after a six-hour long photoshoot.

I got to see the test screening of Bad Santa 2. There's a part where she's working as an assistant to a mall Santa and a group of schoolboys swarm her in the break room and begin ripping off her clothes and fondling her breasts. She ends up sucking them all off. I didn't understand the point of the scene but I believe Raimi knows what he's doing.

pregrancy

Obviously but I mean a non-natural way

She can't possibly blow herself up any more, but I hope she does. I want to see that belly hanging out.

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No, they're real. In fact, at one point early in her career some faggot agent of hers tried to get her to get a reduction. Fortunately for the world, she told him to fuck off.

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If you had only one shot would you take it

yup, right on those beauties

m o m m y

fucking KINO

This is the reason why i hate Ariel Winter.

She's a woman that wants to be a man. I like how she ruined her life at the end by choosing work instead of living happily ever after care free with an awesome guy.

What's the story behind her huge tits anyway?

The fuck are you talking about? Have you ever gone outside?

She really fucked it up. Season 1 Joan was pretty much the perfect woman (apart from how conscious she was of her hotness)

Wew lad

-grabs you by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

*teleports behind you*
*puts you in a headlock*

Heh, what you gonna do now, kid?

Shrek and Fiona.

I see a third one if you know what I mean

Her shipping container was uncomfortable.

>she will never put you in a headlock
>or smother you in her cleavage

Mad Men started airing nearly 10 years ago dude. Someone that was just barely an adolescent then is now in their early 20s

In a deleted scene, the competing farmer brainwashes the plucky reporter into cutting off her milkbags after faking medical tests where the brother was diagnosed as lactose intolerant.

fuck ariel winter for doing that tbqh

pure trash now

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What was that one interview she was in where the interviewer asked her a question about her breasts and she hung up on him?

keion

Nah she wanted to live the ideal woman's life of the 1950s at the beginning but the dream was ruined for her when the prince charming she found ended up raping her then completely failing as a husband and provider. Past that point she was basically searching for more agency and trying to be a respected worker, which was hard since her entire life up to that point was focused on marketing herself as housewife material.

> the dream was ruined for her when the prince charming she found ended up raping her then
>implying

Also

>she does pic related
>waaahhh why I get raped all the time

Womens logic

Greg totally raped the shit out of her. He could have waited until they were home since, you know, they were married, but he forced her to lay there and take his dick in her boss's office, something she obviously did not want to do.

That said, I'm not even bluepilled here. The rape obviously wasn't the deal breaker for Joan. It just constituted one bad experience and didn't ruin Greg as a provider or lover, just showed he wasn't "gentlemanly" . She left him after the series of humiliations in his professional life showed he couldn't hack it as a provider anymore.

literally want to fap at this being a casting couch / pre-arranged fuck but nobody to talk to about it in private

anyone?

m-mommy i want miiiilkk pleaase mommy let me milk you

Kill yourself.+

Can't help but feel this has been slightly doctored.

Well I guess I'm pretty "bluepilled" since I find this logic fucking ridiculous. Like maybe it's crazy but I don't actually desire to have sex with every single woman I've ever flirted with and sometimes I'm just trying to make a girl feel good about herself, so I don't get why it's so shameful when a woman does this.

You know what nevermind, I forget I'm with all of you fucking autists on Cred Forums. Carry on.

dont come here with your wild theories!

>I'm just trying to make a girl feel good about herself

If I flirted with a girl, it'd probably make her feel worse about herself

joan was based. she btfo basically everyone and was rarely btfo herself

I like it.

why doesn't this exist???? fucking gay mafia ruining everything

yeah greg sucked. i liked when he tried to say that joan didn't understand wanting something her entire life but not getting it but that's exactly what happened when she married greg. cathartic vase-breaking

Will she ever go topless? I don't think I'd be able to handle it if she did.

they are too saggy by now. It would hurt her career

kill youself dumb pedoposter

>t. knows nothing about breasts

if women don't want to be harassed, they should dress like whores.
there's nothing stopping her form wearing a loose fitting sundress

>if you don't want to get mugged by a nigger don't wear a nice looking watch

I want to have a harem of titcows whom I impregnate and milk.

>don't wear a nice looking watch
No, it' don't wear a nice watch in crime ridden neighborhood you dumb fuck.
It's literally common sense. Don't want to be sexually harassed? Quit squeezing your tits in your size 4 chestlet and wear something that actually fits

I sort of wish the writers hadn't made Greg so completely incompetent and stupid, so Joan didn't have such an easy reason for leaving him. Watching her navigate that marriage and the difficult feelings involved would have been interesting.
>that scene where he stitches the cut on her finger and he's genuinely charming

It almost felt like cheating for Greg to end up sucking in so many ways. Like I guess the rape was indicative of his general lack of impulse control, foresight and empathy, but still.

>I can't believe that is how she became a partner
Why? Sex is the only way women can accomplish anything.

>this will never be real
I hope Refn browses this board and takes note

Wasn't Greg also pretty good at being an Army doctor? He seemed to be a fairly high rank and liked it enough to renenlist