Oh you want me to be in your little rinky-dink show? I have a few demands

Oh you want me to be in your little rinky-dink show? I have a few demands.

1) Vanessa needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a tarot cards.
2) Whenever Vanessa is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Miss Ives"?
3) Everyone has to want to fuck Vanessa and immediately dedicate themselves to her with all their hearts including Draculas, werewolves, ancient evils
4) I must be allowed to speak gibberish whenever I want

You forgot.
>I have to show my tits. This is not negotiable.

I want to fuck Miss Ives

Man, that shit was worse than League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

>Angrier, louder

She was nothing but nice to the other main characters tho.

>2) Whenever Vanessa is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Miss Ives"?
kek
actually true

>Everyone has to want to fuck Vanessa
Frankenstein didn't
Sr, Malcolm didn't
John Clare didn't
Ferdidnand didn't
Seembene didn't

lmao, accurate

I did

nice

no, it wasn't.

that didnt have tits though

>2) Whenever Vanessa is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Miss Ives"?

>Sr, Malcolm didn't
Except he did. Season 1.

Rastafy her by 10%

>nobodys posting eva webms

Please post the one where she clones her dead lover and raises him and gets all hot for his kiddy clone. I need it for innocent purposes.

>being a creep

>have sex

its more insulting how much of a waste Dr Hyde was and that OP sexy redhead

18+, hit the gym, gain height and acquire a clue

>Frankenstein didn't

LITERALLY DID NOT WATCH THE SHOW

I'm unironically convinced that Eva Green is the greatest actress of our generation

You're an idiot i'm sorry to say

And you're a pleb faggot