Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is an underrated horror film. Amazingly well done 70s atmosphere, flawless really. Also the gore is genuinely gross.
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i see two reasons to rewatch it already
what does she smell like in those pics?
Busty Biel is best Biel.
Hang yourself iFaggot
>well done 70s atmosphere
>low waist jeans
lol
Salty milk and coins
I saw it a long time ago and I remember it being fucking terrible and nothing like the original.
Prime Biel right here.
They probably came back into fashion during your middle school years two years ago
Literally who
Jessica in her prime. She'll never look as good as that. Why live.
She should be wearing daisy dukes
Too lewd
stinky?
Watched it less than a day ago. Honestly it wasn't very good. I thought it didn't feel like the 70's at all. It did have some positive things though: Jessica Biel in every possible way, some gruesome parts, one clever twist at the end, R. Lee Ermeys performance and Leatherface looked cool. That's it.
rare biel hot off the press
That sounds more like a kino for a horror movie
Rarest biel I have seen all month
>a highschool graduate looks older than me, a 23 year old virgin
she looked better in blade 3
I'm comparing it to the original which is true horror kino.
Remake-kino tbghfamalam
Biel vs Daddario.
GO!
yeah I like biel too
Impossible choice. You'll end up regretting it either way.
It's not terrible by horror remake standards but Jessica Biel and R. Lee Ermey are the only elements of it that don't pale in comparison to the original.
Biel > Brewster > Daddario
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Biel all day
what was this movie a pg-13? severely lacking some hard nipples in this sequence. She have to tape them down I guess for modesty's sake?
post biels very quietly so mods don't find out
3D was better
I haven't paid attention to that, I watched it for the plot.
I am erect
HORROR MOVIE REMAKE RANKINGS:
>God tier
The Thing
The Fly
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
>Good tier
Evil Dead
Fright Night
The Crazies
>Alright tier
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Dawn of the Dead
The Hills Have Eyes
The Last House on the Left
>Bad tier
Friday the 13th
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Carrie (2013)
The Omen
Psycho
Poltergeist
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU RETARDS?! tier
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Hitcher
Prom Night
The Fog
Halloween
Halloween II
>Unintentional comedy masterpiece tier
The Wicker Man
There's a ton of stuff I haven't seen so feel free to add to this.
Forgot to put The Blob in good tier.
Pretty good list fampai
Guys please
post more Biel,I don't have any
>God tier
>the thing
i couldn't get into the movie. i was too distracted by biel's ass
This could have been Wonder Woman
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Daddario: tiddies and eyes
Biel: whole package
please user, you're ruining the Jessica Biel circle jerk
pretty much this
>You
I saw a gif of her coming out of a pool, you can see her tits wobbling
Was it from this?
no, but she's flopping around all over this one so go for it
I'd package her hole, if you know what I mean
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biel was so jiggly in this movie
i want a jiggly biel gf
No its shit. Only redeeming quality is Jessica Biels tits.
Like Timberlake's cum and tears
>tfw no army of prime Biel clones to repopulate the earth and star in movies forever
I don't catch your drift
just imagine
whats the point of her shirt being tied up like that other than just to show her navel?
it looks stupid tbqh
texas is hot
I would like to buy 20 gallons of that sea water so I can take a bath in it.
why is she wearing jeans then?
why not booty shorts too?
That's easy. Daddario has the greatest tits ever made, gorgeous eyes, no ass and the ugliest smile in the western hemisphere. Meanwhile Biel aldo has great tits, easily 9/10, and 9/10 everything else as well, except sort of strange lips.
Biel is objectively 11/10
Mix it up with some Beckinsales as well and you got yourself a deal mister.
her face is plain
biels that is
but yea shes got a perfect bod
kind of a butterface though
>well done 70s atmosphere
Come on, I actually liked it but it was pretty much the start of all the fast cuts!, music video MTV style horror of the 00's. Obviously directed by a dude that did music videos too.
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This is very true. Biel got the body of a Greek goddess and the face of an Irish peasant girl
oh god
>biel
>butterface
Who's the dominant abd who's the sun in that equation? I thinks Biel's the man.
Only good thing about the movie was Jessica Biel in that outfit.
dude ive been with prettier girls
definitely not as fit but way prettier
just look at her face, like reallly look at it
What is Kate thinking here?
Crazies was shit, man.
you're shit senpai desu
looks asian in those pics
she is in the fucking water there with no makeup
she is objectively pretty here
>piercing eyes
>thin, ski jump nose that people get surgery to achieve
>heart shaped lips
>perfect teeth
On second thought, 11/10
Obviously Kate is the mistress.
im not outright saying shes ugly or fugly
shes cugly and a butterface with a 111/100 body
pretty much this
she has a really pretty face
>literally one of the greatest horror movies ever created
you forget
>butt shaped nose
he meant the remake with Winstead lad
better than the original at least
Except Carpenters The Thing is ALSO a remake, you imbecile.
>laugh lines
>aging skin around the eyes
>blemishes all over face
shes average, nothing special in the face department
>shes average, nothing special in the face department
you have autism
Unfortunately she is subject to time like everyone else in the universe.
you are the one who probably looks like that considering you are whiteknighting your waifu LOL
>God tier
>The Thing
you have got to be squidding me
i'm not whiteknighting anyone
you are the "2/10 would not fuck" neckbeard here
I watched all the TCM movies in order and the sequel to this one killed it for me. Never made it around to the DDaddario reboot.
Original is good but overrated. Second one is a fucking classic and became one of my favorite movies. Third one is passable but mostly a forgettable retread of the original with some dumb changes to Leatherface's character. Fourth one is batshit crazy and got a lot of points for at least being creative even if it is uneven and feels like two movies put together.
This remake is pretty good mostly for Biel and an actual attempt to outdo the gore the series is (mostly incorrectly) known for. Prequel is pretty goddamn awful outside of Ermey hamming it up. Don't have the patience for another reboot.
dude i never said that
its obvious you are butthurt and whiteknighting
you are projecting like a faggot too
its clear you are the "neckbeard" virgin who would rather belong on facebook2.0 than on this website
I'm referring to John Carpenter's The Thing, not the 2011 prequel.
stop projecting neckbeard
plebs dont know that its a remake
stop being a neckbeard you projectionist
I like her face. It's just that her lips are too stretched now.
stop replying anytime neckbeard
>autismos always have to have the last word
how about you stop replying you triggered faggot LOL
(You)
neckbeard
>>autismos always have to have the last word
I fapped to that movie when I was younger, now as an old man I will just fap to *.gif and *.webm how far I've come
(You)
That's a prequel.
>>>autismos always have to have the last word
(You)
>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
SHUT UP AND POST BIELS
OMG SHES SO PRETTY
im being sarcastic, i know how you autists cant spot sarcasm
last (You)
>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
i highly doubt that
I swear I'm gonna rape both of you god damn autists with a god damn digging bar if you don't shut the fuck up. No lube.
>that shoulder to hip ratio
nice triangle v shape that every man should have and women should avoid
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What movie?
doesn't that hippy get cut in two from the ballsack up?
a little movie called 7th heaven you fucking underaged nigger
cheers
wew lads
biel thead is up for so long
this is rare
Just watched this and the 3D one on the first time couple of days ago and Biel one is better and was actually pretty entertaining.
3D had only offer Daddario.
I'm a Daddario poster but Biel is way hotter. It's just that Daddario has that something that makes her a waifu material. Biel is pure fap material.
Us Bielposters are an oppressed group.
the evidence says you are practically blind
I don't why the hotpocketta man hates her so much
with other girls, but no with Biel
>Fright Night remake
>good
Only problem i got with your list
oh the stupidity
Alexandra Daddario > Jessica Biel
'no'
Yes.
One of them looks like a retard, and it's not Biel
you have a fly for brain
No
I want to hear the other kragers opinion
you are shit
Like I said... Alexandra Daddario > Kessica Biel.
Like I said... You are wrong
shut up fag
youre just scared of the superior dark lord mammario
Life is unfair
keep dreaming
Justin could have done better.
nigger you are scared of the pussy
you will die a virgin
oh Justin
GAY
Biel could have done better.
What?
a just saying Biel>Mammario
Is she pregnant?
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>tfw legit spooped by an image
It's nowhere near as great as the original but I thought it was surprisingly good.
The only answer is both.
Daddario is doing her part by stealing all of the black people's souls. Granted, she only gets 3 souls from 5 niggers, but whatever
but still, Alexandra is superior.
>fake tits
>superior
Still no.
You are still wrong
Her tits are natural, jackass.
eh no
Doesn't she fuck a black guy in the movie?
Yes, why?
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LOL holy shit man im still getting (You)s ITT
@74617946
neck yourself
Daddario for sure
Biel is top QT, but Daddario has that special thing that separates 9s from 10s (not just the tiddies)
>Pale
>Blue eyes
>Dark hair
Of course she is superior.
whats this from??
Still wrong
>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
I'm pretty sure that's the asshole biker who gets shrekt like that, actually.
Daddario having an ugly smile is a meme. It's cute.
Biel eats daddarios for breakfast
>>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
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differnt user
sure thing buddy
THIS
Her smile is adorable.
Yeah I have to agree with this guy! Her smile is great!
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seeshe would crash the daddarios
You actually make a really good point, I mean what nice teeth she has!
Oh wow, why didn't anyone tell me Daddario was running a smile clinic?
ass... where
She would be a 9/10 even without her tatas
I'm a professional dentist, and I have to agree with you fellas. It's rare I see a smile this nice sitting in my chair.
in class B
oh hey it's the bridget reegan retard
Bridget Regan > Jessica Biel
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Well I'm not dentist, but I am going to school for Cosmetology and have an enduring interest in studying aesthetics and what makes something beautiful.
Even ignoring her gorgeous teeth - she has a wonderful smile while her mouth remains closed! See picture for evidence.
You are a closet Bielfag.
>like reallly look at it
I am and you're an idiot.
Boy do I feel silly for ever believing that "daddario has a bad smile" meme! Thanks for enlightening me brothers!
You have the worst taste on the fucking planet
nice but
using water as a magnifier
No problem. Her smile is gorgeous and a few cherrypicked bad photos don't change that.
I'm a Daddariofag but shieet
T U M M Y
U
M
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Yes, Biel has a nice ass.
Those pics really make it look like she has bigger tits than she actually has
Join us. You know you want to.
Biel has nice everything.
nobody can compete with this body tbqh
>197x256)
Of the Neo Remake Horror Core: Texas chain saw massacre was the best
It was pretty effective and R Lee was legit great
Friday 13 and nightmare were both crap
>image.jpg
>Jessica Biel
DO YOUR JOB MODS
KICK THIS BAN EVADING FINNISH iPAD SPAMMER OFF THIS BOARD
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
go away pedo
go fuck your self
Scream louder, little bitch.
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If he's on mobile, there's literally nothing they can do. He just switches to another IP.
You should know this already you technology illiterate ape.
I'm talking about the Finnish iPad spammer, not the fucking thread.
Reading comprehension, children. Also I know I'm replying to the Finnish faggot.
Range ban. Easy. Or block by MAC ID (don't be confused by the name, go google before you do ad hominem). He doesn't know shit, he's a retard.
feeling important?
Well done. But can Double Daddario do THIS?!
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Looks like you're the only one around here who is finished
I don't care who are you talking about
Drink bleach nonetheless
Ok newfaggot
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is she /ourgal/?
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It's not anywhere near as good as the first one
>no ass
no semen for you jew
As soon as she went into full I want to be a triathlete mode, I lost interest in Jessica Biel, 2bh. I like her more soft, feminine and busty like this.
True, she's too muscular now.
nah I saw yesterday and no
something about jessica biels face really irks me. its almost like she has a hapa face. shes not white looking enough. i would take dadario every day of the week and twice on saturday
>not wanting a stong meat shield gf to protect you
Who /Bielback/ here?
> too muscular
There is no such thing, lowtests.
Alexandra feels soft and nice.
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shut up
make a roll your opinion and put it deep inside yourself
>she will never sit on you
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I'm literally ejaculating
>tfw all muscleporn is shit
she has a lot of cute peach fuzz on her face
I wonder if Jessica just doesn't want to work or that she has a terrible agent
With all the capeshit flicks she would be good as basically any female character
She's attractive
Physically fit
Decent actress (for capeshit , it doesn't require much)
/bielceps/
hey guys, what's going on itt?
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i dont think shes even interested in acting anymore. im sure she has more than enough money from her career and JT's dollars. she probably just wants to be a full time mom
wew
lad
Any from the side so I can see that plump young tush?
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You guys are retarded, being soft and weak is fine if you're a young twenty something, but Biel is in her mid-thirties. Once you hit that age, you need to start packing on muscle unless you want to look like shit in your forties. You want to know why women like Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz look so awful now? Because they think all they have to do in be skinny and they'll still be hot. No. They look like desiccated old mummies. Simply being skinny was fine back when they were young, but now they need to pack on muscle to work out those stretch marks and age lines. But it's too late for them.
In ten years, Biel will still look amazing. And all those "soft, feminine and busty" girls will look like shit.
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OF COURSH
holy fuck his adams apple
>ripped arms
>ignores her legs
why do people do this? dudes are esepcially guilty of it, but it doesnt look right if you have buffed arms and back, and just normal non buffed legs.
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>234x240
what is this, biel for ants?
Now, see a smart janitor would simply delete your posts and ban you. But what he's actually going to do is delete the entire thread because he's a useless stupid lazy fuck.
Oh well.
16 year old detected
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Where's Alien senpai?
she is doing her own projects with her own company
EVERYDAY IS ARM DAY
Have a gif.
4/10
9/10
And that's great for her. Doesn't mean I retain interest in her aesthetically though.
>woman
>skip legs
More often, they'd probably skip arms.
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I'm OP, you moron
if I get banned, the thread disappears
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come on, daddario is way prettier than biel
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OP was posting from an Apple device, and he wouldn't spam his film-related thread with off topic shit. Nice try.
Too bad we don't have competent moderation.
Ok, now post a 10/10 ass picture
like this one
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>me on far right
kek, is just renamed image
>Too bad we don't have competent moderation.
you redditors say the funniest things, I swear
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done
>problem
What is his problem?
thanks :3
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you're welcome :3
D R O P P E D
You can't rename images on apple devices you goddamn retard.
>you redditors say the funniest things, I swear
Because I want the thread I'm actively posting in to stay in the catalog rather than be deleted because you insist of spamming a bunch of shit no one cares about. Yeah, fuck me.
P I C K E D
U P
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why dropped
Name a more perfect nose. I'll wait.
seriously, tho
why so triggered?
They think people want roided up bitches instead of just fit girls.
Get out of here Bradley
remember to report and sage all pedo spam
Even her nose has butt shape.
hahaha
are you serious?
remember to report and sage all pedo spam
Because I want the thread I'm actively posting in to stay in the catalog rather than be deleted because you insist of spamming a bunch of shit no one cares about.
I thought I made that perfectly clear, retard.
Once again, I would like to call the janitor who will eventually delete this entire thread because of this one faggot, a gigantic fucking moron. I hope Hiroki fires your unpaid ass.
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>still with le pedo meme
kek, how long are you redditors gonna stick with that one?
>74620694
Just get out pedoposter. You're not even getting any (You)s
>caring this much about some shitty res biel pics from 10 years ago
haha, you guys are so weird
report and sage all pedo spam
Biel is the perfect specimen
heheh
nice quoting skills, bro
I enjoy how you pretended to be OP and then dropped it as soon as your retarded ass remembered you can't rename images on mobile iOS platforms.
This board was so much better in 2011...
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report and sage all pedo spam
sure, if you like muscular men
>311+ posts
>bumplimit
This was a really nice thread, guys.
i wanna fucc
>74620799
I'm denying you the (You), you idiot. Thanks for that one by the way.
hahahahaha
you moron, it's the other way around
just rename your pics "image.jpg"
That's the weird thing right? It was one thing when cunnyposters were posting content for each other and the mods were subjugating them and their interests. But now they literally do the same to everyone else. They know we don't want to see their spam, it's not sexy or interesting to us - but instead of fucking off, they have to force what they want on everyone else.
No better than the janitors really.
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>I'm denying you the (You), you idiot.
KEK
a (You) is a (You), I'm still enjoying it
Except the metadata says it was saved on an apple device. Just stop. I'm done talking with you.
You're even bad at defending your retarded ass decisions.
nice thread bros
thank god the degenerate faggot got here late
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who wouldn't want to see this goddess?
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I was a Daddariofag
But this thread made me change my mind and refine my taste.
Even though Daddario has better looking eyes and slightly better tits, Biel has flawless everything else while having gorgeous eyes and juggs herself.
It's not even a contest, Daddario is an incredible woman of course, but Biel is a dime piece.
Yeah, felt like classic Cred Forums until the /r/starlets faggot slithered out of his hole.
>he doesn't know how to fake metadata
entry-level as fuck
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she will never eat you alive
why live?
welcome to the club
well, congratulations
your taste still outdated by a decade, tho
hahahaha, so triggered
>>>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
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Biel's eyes are nothing.
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Say it to my face.
Thanks for letting me replace my Biel folder folks.
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anytime, mate
Fuck you
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>being this delusional
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You're Ben Affleck.
come on
biel is an old lady
wouldn't last a round
We're all Ben Affleck now.
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>fuck, marry, kill
Choose wisely.
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>me on the left
too muscular
looks like a man's butt
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hey you pedo, you are pedo because someone pedo you?
same
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>attracted to pubescent girls
>pedo
Somebody get this faggot some testosterone, stat!
he thinks that his tiny cock looks bogger next to a child
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i hurt your feelings?
>3 pedo memes in one sentence
wew, I think that's a new record
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go and tell your daddy
>bogger
kek
2MAD2TYPE
LEWD!
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>bullying someone who was either molested himself as a child or someone legitimately retarded
Woah there watch the edge.
well, that would make for a weird phone call
he would get a good chuckle, tho
Go ask Alice.
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pretty rude, 2bh
>wah wah wah don't bully the mentally ill
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bulling?
asking
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she looks like a sad horse, 2bh
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well, go and do it
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>dat face
kek, come on
when the thread 404
I'll send him a link to the archieve
no, your mom isn't here
how do you know?
Wtf is a john carpenters thing, the one i saw was a cgi fest
>still replying to the pedofag
jesus christ you guys are insanely retarded
because she is in a corner working
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>pedo
hey man, is not my fault you sickos are attracted to grandmas
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hmmm, pretty sure she's at home at this time of day
tho she's way too patrician to be browsing a biel thread
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>Error: Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.
wew, nice thread bros
hope you enjoyed the jojos :^)
good thread bros
hopefully the pedofag will take a step in the right direction and hangs himself
kek
:^)
>he doesn't know how to post images after image limit
HAHAHA!
Biel wins, she always wins.