Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is an underrated horror film. Amazingly well done 70s atmosphere, flawless really...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is an underrated horror film. Amazingly well done 70s atmosphere, flawless really. Also the gore is genuinely gross.

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i see two reasons to rewatch it already

what does she smell like in those pics?

Busty Biel is best Biel.

Hang yourself iFaggot

>well done 70s atmosphere
>low waist jeans

lol

Salty milk and coins

I saw it a long time ago and I remember it being fucking terrible and nothing like the original.

Prime Biel right here.

They probably came back into fashion during your middle school years two years ago

Literally who

Jessica in her prime. She'll never look as good as that. Why live.

She should be wearing daisy dukes

Too lewd

stinky?

Watched it less than a day ago. Honestly it wasn't very good. I thought it didn't feel like the 70's at all. It did have some positive things though: Jessica Biel in every possible way, some gruesome parts, one clever twist at the end, R. Lee Ermeys performance and Leatherface looked cool. That's it.

rare biel hot off the press

That sounds more like a kino for a horror movie

Rarest biel I have seen all month

>a highschool graduate looks older than me, a 23 year old virgin

she looked better in blade 3

I'm comparing it to the original which is true horror kino.

Remake-kino tbghfamalam

Biel vs Daddario.

GO!

yeah I like biel too

Impossible choice. You'll end up regretting it either way.

It's not terrible by horror remake standards but Jessica Biel and R. Lee Ermey are the only elements of it that don't pale in comparison to the original.

Biel > Brewster > Daddario

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Biel all day

what was this movie a pg-13? severely lacking some hard nipples in this sequence. She have to tape them down I guess for modesty's sake?

post biels very quietly so mods don't find out

3D was better

I haven't paid attention to that, I watched it for the plot.

I am erect

HORROR MOVIE REMAKE RANKINGS:

>God tier
The Thing
The Fly
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

>Good tier
Evil Dead
Fright Night
The Crazies

>Alright tier
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
Dawn of the Dead
The Hills Have Eyes
The Last House on the Left

>Bad tier
Friday the 13th
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Carrie (2013)
The Omen
Psycho
Poltergeist

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU RETARDS?! tier
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Hitcher
Prom Night
The Fog
Halloween
Halloween II

>Unintentional comedy masterpiece tier
The Wicker Man

There's a ton of stuff I haven't seen so feel free to add to this.

Forgot to put The Blob in good tier.

Pretty good list fampai

Guys please

post more Biel,I don't have any

>God tier
>the thing

i couldn't get into the movie. i was too distracted by biel's ass

This could have been Wonder Woman

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Daddario: tiddies and eyes

Biel: whole package

please user, you're ruining the Jessica Biel circle jerk

pretty much this

>You

I saw a gif of her coming out of a pool, you can see her tits wobbling

Was it from this?

no, but she's flopping around all over this one so go for it

I'd package her hole, if you know what I mean

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biel was so jiggly in this movie

i want a jiggly biel gf

No its shit. Only redeeming quality is Jessica Biels tits.

Like Timberlake's cum and tears

>tfw no army of prime Biel clones to repopulate the earth and star in movies forever

I don't catch your drift

just imagine

whats the point of her shirt being tied up like that other than just to show her navel?
it looks stupid tbqh

texas is hot

I would like to buy 20 gallons of that sea water so I can take a bath in it.

why is she wearing jeans then?

why not booty shorts too?

That's easy. Daddario has the greatest tits ever made, gorgeous eyes, no ass and the ugliest smile in the western hemisphere. Meanwhile Biel aldo has great tits, easily 9/10, and 9/10 everything else as well, except sort of strange lips.

Biel is objectively 11/10

Mix it up with some Beckinsales as well and you got yourself a deal mister.

her face is plain
biels that is

but yea shes got a perfect bod
kind of a butterface though

>well done 70s atmosphere
Come on, I actually liked it but it was pretty much the start of all the fast cuts!, music video MTV style horror of the 00's. Obviously directed by a dude that did music videos too.

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This is very true. Biel got the body of a Greek goddess and the face of an Irish peasant girl

oh god

>biel
>butterface

Who's the dominant abd who's the sun in that equation? I thinks Biel's the man.

Only good thing about the movie was Jessica Biel in that outfit.

dude ive been with prettier girls

definitely not as fit but way prettier

just look at her face, like reallly look at it

What is Kate thinking here?

Crazies was shit, man.

you're shit senpai desu

looks asian in those pics

she is in the fucking water there with no makeup

she is objectively pretty here

>piercing eyes
>thin, ski jump nose that people get surgery to achieve
>heart shaped lips
>perfect teeth

On second thought, 11/10

Obviously Kate is the mistress.

im not outright saying shes ugly or fugly

shes cugly and a butterface with a 111/100 body

pretty much this

she has a really pretty face

>literally one of the greatest horror movies ever created

you forget
>butt shaped nose

he meant the remake with Winstead lad

better than the original at least

Except Carpenters The Thing is ALSO a remake, you imbecile.

>laugh lines
>aging skin around the eyes
>blemishes all over face

shes average, nothing special in the face department

>shes average, nothing special in the face department

you have autism

Unfortunately she is subject to time like everyone else in the universe.

you are the one who probably looks like that considering you are whiteknighting your waifu LOL

>God tier
>The Thing
you have got to be squidding me

i'm not whiteknighting anyone

you are the "2/10 would not fuck" neckbeard here

I watched all the TCM movies in order and the sequel to this one killed it for me. Never made it around to the DDaddario reboot.

Original is good but overrated. Second one is a fucking classic and became one of my favorite movies. Third one is passable but mostly a forgettable retread of the original with some dumb changes to Leatherface's character. Fourth one is batshit crazy and got a lot of points for at least being creative even if it is uneven and feels like two movies put together.

This remake is pretty good mostly for Biel and an actual attempt to outdo the gore the series is (mostly incorrectly) known for. Prequel is pretty goddamn awful outside of Ermey hamming it up. Don't have the patience for another reboot.

dude i never said that

its obvious you are butthurt and whiteknighting

you are projecting like a faggot too

its clear you are the "neckbeard" virgin who would rather belong on facebook2.0 than on this website

I'm referring to John Carpenter's The Thing, not the 2011 prequel.

stop projecting neckbeard

plebs dont know that its a remake

stop being a neckbeard you projectionist

I like her face. It's just that her lips are too stretched now.

stop replying anytime neckbeard

>autismos always have to have the last word

how about you stop replying you triggered faggot LOL

(You)

neckbeard

>>autismos always have to have the last word

I fapped to that movie when I was younger, now as an old man I will just fap to *.gif and *.webm how far I've come

(You)

That's a prequel.

>>>autismos always have to have the last word

(You)

>>>>autismos always have to have the last word

SHUT UP AND POST BIELS

OMG SHES SO PRETTY

im being sarcastic, i know how you autists cant spot sarcasm

last (You)

>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word
i highly doubt that

I swear I'm gonna rape both of you god damn autists with a god damn digging bar if you don't shut the fuck up. No lube.

>that shoulder to hip ratio

nice triangle v shape that every man should have and women should avoid

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What movie?

doesn't that hippy get cut in two from the ballsack up?

a little movie called 7th heaven you fucking underaged nigger

cheers

wew lads

biel thead is up for so long

this is rare

Just watched this and the 3D one on the first time couple of days ago and Biel one is better and was actually pretty entertaining.

3D had only offer Daddario.

I'm a Daddario poster but Biel is way hotter. It's just that Daddario has that something that makes her a waifu material. Biel is pure fap material.

Us Bielposters are an oppressed group.

the evidence says you are practically blind

I don't why the hotpocketta man hates her so much

with other girls, but no with Biel

>Fright Night remake
>good

Only problem i got with your list

oh the stupidity

Alexandra Daddario > Jessica Biel

'no'

Yes.

One of them looks like a retard, and it's not Biel

you have a fly for brain

No

I want to hear the other kragers opinion

you are shit

Like I said... Alexandra Daddario > Kessica Biel.

Like I said... You are wrong

shut up fag

youre just scared of the superior dark lord mammario

Life is unfair

keep dreaming

Justin could have done better.

nigger you are scared of the pussy

you will die a virgin

oh Justin
GAY

Biel could have done better.

What?
a just saying Biel>Mammario

Is she pregnant?

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>tfw legit spooped by an image

It's nowhere near as great as the original but I thought it was surprisingly good.

The only answer is both.

Daddario is doing her part by stealing all of the black people's souls. Granted, she only gets 3 souls from 5 niggers, but whatever

but still, Alexandra is superior.

>fake tits
>superior

Still no.

You are still wrong

Her tits are natural, jackass.

eh no

Doesn't she fuck a black guy in the movie?

Yes, why?

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LOL holy shit man im still getting (You)s ITT

@74617946
neck yourself

Daddario for sure
Biel is top QT, but Daddario has that special thing that separates 9s from 10s (not just the tiddies)

>Pale
>Blue eyes
>Dark hair

Of course she is superior.

whats this from??

Still wrong

>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word

I'm pretty sure that's the asshole biker who gets shrekt like that, actually.

Daddario having an ugly smile is a meme. It's cute.

Biel eats daddarios for breakfast

>>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word

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differnt user

sure thing buddy

THIS

Her smile is adorable.

Yeah I have to agree with this guy! Her smile is great!

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seeshe would crash the daddarios

You actually make a really good point, I mean what nice teeth she has!

Oh wow, why didn't anyone tell me Daddario was running a smile clinic?

ass... where

She would be a 9/10 even without her tatas

I'm a professional dentist, and I have to agree with you fellas. It's rare I see a smile this nice sitting in my chair.

in class B

oh hey it's the bridget reegan retard

Bridget Regan > Jessica Biel

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Well I'm not dentist, but I am going to school for Cosmetology and have an enduring interest in studying aesthetics and what makes something beautiful.

Even ignoring her gorgeous teeth - she has a wonderful smile while her mouth remains closed! See picture for evidence.

You are a closet Bielfag.

>like reallly look at it
I am and you're an idiot.

Boy do I feel silly for ever believing that "daddario has a bad smile" meme! Thanks for enlightening me brothers!

You have the worst taste on the fucking planet

nice but
using water as a magnifier

No problem. Her smile is gorgeous and a few cherrypicked bad photos don't change that.

I'm a Daddariofag but shieet

T U M M Y
U
M
M
Y

Yes, Biel has a nice ass.

Those pics really make it look like she has bigger tits than she actually has

Join us. You know you want to.

Biel has nice everything.

nobody can compete with this body tbqh

>197x256)

Of the Neo Remake Horror Core: Texas chain saw massacre was the best
It was pretty effective and R Lee was legit great

Friday 13 and nightmare were both crap

>image.jpg
>Jessica Biel

DO YOUR JOB MODS
KICK THIS BAN EVADING FINNISH iPAD SPAMMER OFF THIS BOARD

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

go away pedo

go fuck your self

Scream louder, little bitch.

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If he's on mobile, there's literally nothing they can do. He just switches to another IP.

You should know this already you technology illiterate ape.

I'm talking about the Finnish iPad spammer, not the fucking thread.

Reading comprehension, children. Also I know I'm replying to the Finnish faggot.

Range ban. Easy. Or block by MAC ID (don't be confused by the name, go google before you do ad hominem). He doesn't know shit, he's a retard.

feeling important?

Well done. But can Double Daddario do THIS?!

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Looks like you're the only one around here who is finished

I don't care who are you talking about

Drink bleach nonetheless

Ok newfaggot

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is she /ourgal/?

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It's not anywhere near as good as the first one

>no ass

no semen for you jew

As soon as she went into full I want to be a triathlete mode, I lost interest in Jessica Biel, 2bh. I like her more soft, feminine and busty like this.

True, she's too muscular now.

nah I saw yesterday and no

something about jessica biels face really irks me. its almost like she has a hapa face. shes not white looking enough. i would take dadario every day of the week and twice on saturday

>not wanting a stong meat shield gf to protect you

Who /Bielback/ here?

> too muscular
There is no such thing, lowtests.

Alexandra feels soft and nice.

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shut up
make a roll your opinion and put it deep inside yourself

>she will never sit on you

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I'm literally ejaculating

>tfw all muscleporn is shit

she has a lot of cute peach fuzz on her face

I wonder if Jessica just doesn't want to work or that she has a terrible agent

With all the capeshit flicks she would be good as basically any female character
She's attractive
Physically fit
Decent actress (for capeshit , it doesn't require much)

/bielceps/

hey guys, what's going on itt?

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i dont think shes even interested in acting anymore. im sure she has more than enough money from her career and JT's dollars. she probably just wants to be a full time mom

wew
lad

Any from the side so I can see that plump young tush?

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You guys are retarded, being soft and weak is fine if you're a young twenty something, but Biel is in her mid-thirties. Once you hit that age, you need to start packing on muscle unless you want to look like shit in your forties. You want to know why women like Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz look so awful now? Because they think all they have to do in be skinny and they'll still be hot. No. They look like desiccated old mummies. Simply being skinny was fine back when they were young, but now they need to pack on muscle to work out those stretch marks and age lines. But it's too late for them.

In ten years, Biel will still look amazing. And all those "soft, feminine and busty" girls will look like shit.

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OF COURSH

holy fuck his adams apple

>ripped arms
>ignores her legs

why do people do this? dudes are esepcially guilty of it, but it doesnt look right if you have buffed arms and back, and just normal non buffed legs.

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>234x240

what is this, biel for ants?

Now, see a smart janitor would simply delete your posts and ban you. But what he's actually going to do is delete the entire thread because he's a useless stupid lazy fuck.

Oh well.

16 year old detected

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Where's Alien senpai?

she is doing her own projects with her own company

EVERYDAY IS ARM DAY

Have a gif.

4/10

9/10

And that's great for her. Doesn't mean I retain interest in her aesthetically though.

>woman
>skip legs

More often, they'd probably skip arms.

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I'm OP, you moron

if I get banned, the thread disappears

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come on, daddario is way prettier than biel

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OP was posting from an Apple device, and he wouldn't spam his film-related thread with off topic shit. Nice try.

Too bad we don't have competent moderation.

Ok, now post a 10/10 ass picture
like this one

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>me on far right

kek, is just renamed image

>Too bad we don't have competent moderation.

you redditors say the funniest things, I swear

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done

>problem
What is his problem?

thanks :3

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you're welcome :3

D R O P P E D

You can't rename images on apple devices you goddamn retard.

>you redditors say the funniest things, I swear

Because I want the thread I'm actively posting in to stay in the catalog rather than be deleted because you insist of spamming a bunch of shit no one cares about. Yeah, fuck me.

P I C K E D
U P

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why dropped

Name a more perfect nose. I'll wait.

seriously, tho

why so triggered?

They think people want roided up bitches instead of just fit girls.

Get out of here Bradley

remember to report and sage all pedo spam

Even her nose has butt shape.

hahaha

are you serious?

remember to report and sage all pedo spam

Because I want the thread I'm actively posting in to stay in the catalog rather than be deleted because you insist of spamming a bunch of shit no one cares about.

I thought I made that perfectly clear, retard.

Once again, I would like to call the janitor who will eventually delete this entire thread because of this one faggot, a gigantic fucking moron. I hope Hiroki fires your unpaid ass.

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>still with le pedo meme

kek, how long are you redditors gonna stick with that one?

>74620694
Just get out pedoposter. You're not even getting any (You)s

>caring this much about some shitty res biel pics from 10 years ago

haha, you guys are so weird

report and sage all pedo spam

Biel is the perfect specimen

heheh

nice quoting skills, bro

I enjoy how you pretended to be OP and then dropped it as soon as your retarded ass remembered you can't rename images on mobile iOS platforms.

This board was so much better in 2011...

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report and sage all pedo spam

sure, if you like muscular men

>311+ posts
>bumplimit
This was a really nice thread, guys.

i wanna fucc

>74620799

I'm denying you the (You), you idiot. Thanks for that one by the way.

hahahahaha

you moron, it's the other way around

just rename your pics "image.jpg"

That's the weird thing right? It was one thing when cunnyposters were posting content for each other and the mods were subjugating them and their interests. But now they literally do the same to everyone else. They know we don't want to see their spam, it's not sexy or interesting to us - but instead of fucking off, they have to force what they want on everyone else.

No better than the janitors really.

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>I'm denying you the (You), you idiot.

KEK

a (You) is a (You), I'm still enjoying it

Except the metadata says it was saved on an apple device. Just stop. I'm done talking with you.

You're even bad at defending your retarded ass decisions.

nice thread bros

thank god the degenerate faggot got here late

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who wouldn't want to see this goddess?

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I was a Daddariofag

But this thread made me change my mind and refine my taste.
Even though Daddario has better looking eyes and slightly better tits, Biel has flawless everything else while having gorgeous eyes and juggs herself.

It's not even a contest, Daddario is an incredible woman of course, but Biel is a dime piece.

Yeah, felt like classic Cred Forums until the /r/starlets faggot slithered out of his hole.

>he doesn't know how to fake metadata

entry-level as fuck

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she will never eat you alive
why live?

welcome to the club

well, congratulations

your taste still outdated by a decade, tho


hahahaha, so triggered

>>>>>>>>autismos always have to have the last word

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Biel's eyes are nothing.

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Say it to my face.

Thanks for letting me replace my Biel folder folks.

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anytime, mate

Fuck you

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>being this delusional

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You're Ben Affleck.

come on

biel is an old lady

wouldn't last a round

We're all Ben Affleck now.

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>fuck, marry, kill

Choose wisely.

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>me on the left

too muscular

looks like a man's butt

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hey you pedo, you are pedo because someone pedo you?

same

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>attracted to pubescent girls
>pedo
Somebody get this faggot some testosterone, stat!

he thinks that his tiny cock looks bogger next to a child

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i hurt your feelings?

>3 pedo memes in one sentence

wew, I think that's a new record

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go and tell your daddy

>bogger

kek

2MAD2TYPE

LEWD!

youtube.com/watch?v=mr9bCXbPG1M&t=0m7s

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>bullying someone who was either molested himself as a child or someone legitimately retarded
Woah there watch the edge.

well, that would make for a weird phone call

he would get a good chuckle, tho

Go ask Alice.

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pretty rude, 2bh

>wah wah wah don't bully the mentally ill

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bulling?
asking

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she looks like a sad horse, 2bh

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well, go and do it

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>dat face

kek, come on

when the thread 404

I'll send him a link to the archieve

no, your mom isn't here

how do you know?

Wtf is a john carpenters thing, the one i saw was a cgi fest

>still replying to the pedofag

jesus christ you guys are insanely retarded

because she is in a corner working

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>pedo

hey man, is not my fault you sickos are attracted to grandmas

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hmmm, pretty sure she's at home at this time of day

tho she's way too patrician to be browsing a biel thread

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>Error: Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.

wew, nice thread bros

hope you enjoyed the jojos :^)

good thread bros

hopefully the pedofag will take a step in the right direction and hangs himself

kek

:^)

>he doesn't know how to post images after image limit
HAHAHA!

Biel wins, she always wins.