So it's confirmed that Brad's behind all this right?

So it's confirmed that Brad's behind all this right?

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Brad's a kiddie fiddler so yes

will he be allowed to see his wife's sons?

So this is why he's getting a divorce. Did he also play around with Corey haim?

No. The divorce happening right now is just a coincidence.

He beat the kids?

Jolie alleged abuse in her divorce petition, which prompted California CPS to launch an investigation.

The FBI is investigating now

people.com/article/brad-pitt-child-abuse-fbi-angelina-jolie

The media is saying Marion Cotillard's instagram post denies that they banged but if you actually read it it's kind of funny that she never specifically denies it

Everything I've heard has blamed him. Apparently he fucked Marion Cotillard and has a dependency on recreational marijuana, so Angelina Jolie is well within her rights to end an 11 year relationship and take half his money and all children.

>people.com/article/brad-pitt-child-abuse-fbi-angelina-jolie

HOLY FUCK

HOW IS THIS A REAL LINK?!

link me please negus

>has a dependency on recreational marijuana

in b4 the pot brigade comes in to say this is impossible

They have a prenupt

Fix our broken justice system at every level or it won't just be niggers killing cops. Sentence white collar criminals, get rid of alimony, and reform our drug laws.

>implying it won't be thrown out

Is this about the child sex abuse scandal? Why would they "threaten" to release the person's name but then never actually do it? How long are they gonna make us wait? Months? Years?

>dependency on recreational marijuana

You can't bedependent on marijuana, retard, read some huffington post.

Pot brigade here. Dependency is 100% possible and anyone who denies it is retarded. What people don't want to admit is that there are pretty severe physiological withdrawal symptoms - something most potheads don't know because they won't put down the pipe long enough to experience them.

If you're a heavy user and quit cold turkey, you'll have crazy intense nightmares and frequently wake up in a pool of cold sweat. Look it up; it's true.

> It's a Brad Pitt skateboards with the Jackass crew episode

It's always the one you never suspect.

lol at afterIf you have a habit or an addiction you can be dependent ass flake

>lol

Go back to 2008

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Hemp-injector here, anyone with weak enough willpower can become addicted to anything. Heck, people out there are addicted to chewing ice, to the point that it causes bodily harm.

I don't think it really got that bad for me whenever I quit out, but pot use did suppress my dreaming, and when I stopped, they would return and usually make me depressed since they were almost always about hooking up with some qts.

So he hates his adopted kids?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CAUCASOID

I AM TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT

FUCKING PRANK BITCH

HAR DE HAA@ LOL.

Fuck, I chew ice almost everyday, what can it cause?

>all caps

Go back to tumbr

Bodily harm.

I have like a millions tumblrs

>Get non-stop prime pussy for 25 years
>Every woman wants to bang you
>Get married to used up broad
>She cuts her tits off for no reason
>Now you have to take care of 5 NGO kids, one of whom looks like he could fuck your wife

Gee, I wonder.

Because our eyes are real

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Who is this? What's the point of that nonsense.

this is a common symptom of lying. watch a lot of detective shows and you'll notice this.

>It was me, Angie. The author of all your pain

>Frenchwoman
>not having an affair

So wait is she not denying it?
I feel like I just read 500 words of nothing.

hollywood bitches always play dirty when it comes to divorce

Guys they only have two degrees of separation

>one day before filing for divorce
Yeah, I'm sure he really beat the kids and she was so concerned that she waited until a day before filing for divorce to do anything about it. It's a play for custody and revenge.

i heard he beat his kids on an airplane and one of them died

>If you could fight anyone, who would it be?
>I'd fight my kids.

I think he wanted Angelina to stop forcing their daughter to be a boy and then Jolie went ballistic.

Of course the anti-pot people here are autistic memers.

>Daddy, Help.......

BrarB

Weed is not addictive, you idiot.

Bitch is guilty as hell. Classic woman behavior when she's guilty of something.

Also this

shiloh is being raised as a trap and the twins are retarded

meanwhile the adopted kids are normal

maybe he wants to have normal kids that don't end up transgenders or some other sjw shit.

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kek

funny af

>when the estrogen about to kick in

wouldnt you?

>The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club
>The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club
>Third rule of Fight Club: if a kid yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight isn't over
>Fourth rule: only one man to a fight
>Fifth rule: one kid at a time, fellas
>Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes
>Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to
>And the eighth and final rule: If this is your kid's first night at Fight Club, they have to fight

gonna need some sauce on that pic bruh

Thanks, doc.

I hope brad gets custody

youtube.com/user/suvarenee
Enjoy

This explains everything

>having to pay child support for a group of kids you never wanted that your insane wife went around the world picking up like a new pair of shoes

How much do you think he'll have to pay for the UN party patrol?

why would you do that to me?

That would be so tragic it'd wrap back around into being hilarious.

I've been a heavy smoke for 16 years and I've taken multiple year+ long breaks. Never had a single withdrawl symptom other than wanting to smoke a bowl.

It only becomes dependancy when your wife decides to file for divorce. She's the one who decides when you are or are not addicted.

Not sure why he didn't see this coming, she seems like a nightmare to deal with. I'd be high 24/7 too.

That black kid literally has a JUST tier hairline

That's because it's psychologically addictive, you're a prime example of that. Obviously it's not going to give you heroin-like physical withdrawal symptoms.

Brad is the father of her baby. She will never admit it though.

The withdrawal is different for everyone. Cold sweating is a well-documented physical withdrawal symptom; look it up. That doesn't mean everyone gets it, though.

I am going with innocent until proven guilty. People like to swipe others under the rug just because someone claims something.

I thought we already knew who the French girl having an affair with Brad Pitt was. Obviously not Marion.

>marriage
Not even once. Why do men never learn? Especially these celebrities who can bang any woman they want. Leo's the only one who's smart enough to not get sucked into it.

lol

I DID NOT HIT HER

SHE IS LYING

This. Never fucking marry ever. Ther is no benefit anymore for men.

Have kids though. And by that I mean real kids no adopted bullshit

theres nothing wrong with hitting your kid

There is.
A slap on the ass is ok though.

HEY EVERYONE
BRAD'S HERE

Oh my god, we love you now, give details how you beat your children

I love the girl that's trying to play along with Dicaprio's bizarre game. looking all thoughtful like there's some sort of meaning to all the bullshit he's doing.

What bullshit?
Drinking?

I honestly quit smoking weed 3 days ago, I was like this is it. I'm fucking done, then a day went by and I needed to smoke again, so I bought some again wishing I hadn't flushed my shit, now I'm reading this. Brad fucking Pitt can't even hold down a woman and she's saying it's weed related, just fuck up my shit senpai. I'm never going to make it.

He means this one.

It is not true that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1993.

I heard that it's not true that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1993.

>Brad will finally be SUPER UNJUST like Leo and party on the beach will dozens of 19 year old models at a time

you do it bros, for all of us who cant

I know he means the blonde qt but what bullshit is he exactly doing?

Sit and drink?

>Don't get married but have kids
Yeah that makes total sense

funny how negros are the only ones revolting against your shit government, while you polturds can only act like you're big shit on a cantonese fly fishing irc channel.

>try to discipline your wife's sons
>she calls CPS on you

hopefully he's smashing Cotillard like everyone said b/c that's a huge step up from adopt-a-Mom

It actually mean you are sex deprived

Where is the difference?

It won't change a relationship that is going well but it will save you from losing half your shit

this is bullshit, i've stopped for long stretches of time when job hunting or lacking a connection for months at a time, and it took zero """willpower"""

the biggest withdrawal sympton is "well it would sure be nice if i had pot. but i dont. oh well"

Being surrounded by floozies at the beach as if he's some white polygamist sheikh. Wearing a tshirt right by the shore. Decked out in bling like some nouveau riche rapper. Sipping from a chalice. A fucking chalice!

Almost as if he's alpha and all this should really be looked upon as the height of cool that justifies all those models being there waiting for their turn on the bed in the yacht. But it's not cool. It's just his 13 year old self's fantasy come to life now that he gots the money. And he knows none of them are going to question him.

>tfw i have habits that apparently mean you're sex deprived that i've done countless times in front of normies without knowing

need to remember to stop chewing ice and peeling the stickers off water bottles/lighters

That is just a chapage glass doofus

>wanting to get sunburned

Half the girls are covered too

It's not good for your teeth according to my dentist.

You'd think they're tougher than that but apparently not. I remember her distinctly saying she deliberately chose not to let ice slide out of cup to clink on the front teeth, as was a habit, because it can potentially lead to small cracks.

>tfw will never be famous enough to be able to hang out with hot models while wearing a duel disk and force them to listen to me talk about yugioh

I heard Brad Pitt is a member of NAMBLA

> National Association for the Murder of Black Lives Activists

is it true?

Like I said: It's different for everyone. You had an easy time with it; a lot of people do; some people don't. Christ, just Google "cannabis withdrawal" or "cannabis and sweating" or "cannabis and nightmares".

>while wearing a duel disk and force them to listen to me talk about yugioh
Thanks for the unexpected kek.

what's that? card games on motorcycles sounds dumb? well honey you can kiss that acting career you wanted goodbye

>tfw been smoking cigarettes for over 10 years
>not the slightest bit addicted
Some people are just weak willed.

you sound jelly

yes, he beat them off

> Decked out in bling like some nouveau riche rapper.

He's literally just wearing boardies, a t-shirt, and a necklace. Typical beach attire isn't it?

> Sipping from a chalice. A fucking chalice!

Looks like a champagne glass / plastic cup to me.

He probably didn't desu

Angelina Jolie has been diagnosed with borderline personality disorder which is basically a step down from psychopathy, but in some ways it's worse for the people around them.

>hey guys, I've been smoking cigarettes everyday for 10 years now but I swear I'm not addicted. I can stop anytime I want.

Just because you didn't personally experience something it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen to a lot of other people.

not sure if this post is ironic but it's typical of addicts to think they can quit any time they want when reality doesn't reflect that.

I didn't say every day. And I've proven at several points that I can stop whenever I want by giving it up for a few months without a second thought.

>diagnosed with borderline personality disorder

Wait what? That's pretty severe. Are you sure?

Borderlines are practically the definition of what a "crazy person" is to a normie.

Cred Forums is easily the funniest place in the world i can access from my bedroom or toilet

those kids hit the genetic lottery

The problem with wealthy and famous actresses is that they will run with any crazy idea they might have and there's noone that can stop them.

Autism

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Only one of the kids are his right?

No. It was George. Everyone's speculating about what happened between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...but I think I've stumbled onto something here.

A year ago, George Clooney openly admitted on the Graham Norton show that he often pranks other celebs, especially Brad Pitt. He's even gone so far as to write to other celebrities as Brad Pitt. In that same show, he said that he had a really big prank stewing up, and that "He'll probably be in jail in a year." for the prank. Well guess what? It's been a year since that interview was done.

Link: youtube.com/watch?v=Rgx6Lxggw4w

Literally anemia. Eat some spinach or steak or something.

>sex like kenyan marathron runners

IMAGINING BLACKED

But you went back to it enough to amass a timeline of over a decade. If you weren't addicted, why'd you keep going back to it?

bradolf pitler would never do anything bad

>dependency on recreational marijuana

George was the only one to marry smart. Married a human rights lawyer who can't divorce him like a vindictive bitch without ruining her career. Hard to be a legal saint when you tried to bilk your husband out of millions on bullshit claims.

wtf cunt? lawyers dont lose work because they get divorced

youre retarded

Dependency is definitely a danger.

What's misconstrued is that it is AT ALL specifically to do with pot.

You can experience the exact same feelings and symptoms of dependency and withdrawal for literally anything you regularly repeat and enjoy. Brad can just say Jolie has a compulsion to work too much and doesn't spend time with the kids to even out the playing field a bit.

It was current year and Angelina realized he was just too white male for her.

Who her next partner will be is going to be a strong statement.

hope he gets back with rachel

retarded minority poet from brooklyn/harlem

screencap this

You're both attributing the withdrawal specifically to the marijuana though, when in actuality it is simply your brain readjusting to the lack of endorphins and other indicators that get released while you partake in your addiction, be it weed, heroine, sex, work, church, etc. Neurologically all addiction behaves the same to the individual. In the case of things like heroine, you of course have further negative affects on the body specifically due to the toxicity of the drug and method of ingestion, but these have been disproved time and time again in the case of marijuana.

He got drunk on a private jet allegedly was causing a ruckus tried to drive away in a fuel truck at the airport and the people there were concerned and reported to cps

>disproved

cool so show the study that says 100% of people will react the same to the removal or addition of drugs from or to their system

keep in mind you cannot prove that for any drug

>Human rights lawyer

Human rights was a mistake.

Let it go Jonah.

If white women are so great, why do white men constantly dump white women for Latinas?

nydailynews.com/entertainment/selena-gomez-middle-brangelina-divorce-article-1.2800700

First Orlando and Katy, now Brad and Angelina. This is only one example plucked from today's headlines, but I see it all around me, and the numbers seem to back this up: blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-race-affects-whether-people-write-you-back/

Also, if you image search "Hispanic women" or "Latina," they're almost always with white men. If you image search "white women," you see Lena Dunham and a bunch of white women who've had to resort to black men (presumably for the amusement of white male cucks).

What is going on here!? Confirmation bias, (((media))) conspiracy, or legitimate cultural phenomenon? Are white women overrated? Are Latinas the true patrician's choice?

>But it's not cool. It's just his 13 year old self's fantasy come to life now that he gots the money.

Protip: you only "grow out" of your youthful fantasies when you realise you won't have the means to make them happen.

Kek. Go on, quit for a month.
I also fell for the
>I just like smoking
Meme. You're fucked mate.
Fucked.

i got banned for making a thread asking for good homewrecker films with an image of marion... it lasted less than and hour because apparently it had nothing to do with the actors career

this thread has been up for 4 hours and isnt even asking for film advice but hey its a picture of a man in the op, so we got that going for us

You still have to pay for kids via child support. Kids definitely and always change relationships, you can't expect to go full Joseph Smith on everyone and have 1000 "wives" with kids and shit and it to go well.

I've been waiting for a chance to post this latina webm

More?

>woman alleges abuse in divorce
what else is new?

I can't imagine how much Angelina made him feel like shit.

Fly free now Brad, fly free.

wait a minute..

Lets hope shes petite

>2010_9yo_SusiQ.webm

Bane?

Brad pitt once tried to hire Cameron Fox, but when he arrived at the hotel he turned him down for not being good looking enough. Still paid him $1k though

t. male escort

Literally which movie was haim ever with brad in?