What are some celebrities where you don't have a fucking clue how anyone found them attractive?

What are some celebrities where you don't have a fucking clue how anyone found them attractive?

Seriously, I'll never get how people found sigourney to be even remotely passable. Is it just guys in their thirties remembering their first boner watching Alien?

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Kristen Stewart

When you're older, kids will be wondering the same thing about your waifus. Have fun getting old, kiddo.

Imagine...

she has a really strong jawline. that's pretty alpha

why? it's like 50% of her face is her nose. it's like her nose is giving the rest of her face some kind of rudimentary Botox by pulling all the skin to itself. she's just awful, i don't get it

>Is it just guys in their thirties remembering their first boner watching Alien?
That and Ghostbusters

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~10 years ago she was really incredible, her voice also

she looks just like MEW

Nah.

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are you kidding, they look like the same person

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Sigourney is my waifu, fuck off.

Who is she?

testing

She made fourchan

This. Shes so goddamn nothing.

Reported.

wtf

What's her name? She's pretty cute.

She is unironically the most beautiful actress in this thread.

I'm not even joking, I'd rub spears with that princess all night long

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Found? She's still hot.

She was kind of cute in the first movie, fuck you.

I don't get this one. Gypsy face. Deformed derriere. Midget.

Nothing attractive at all.

>This is somehow a bad thing

t. Ireland

Nice. Now where's the obligatory Galaxy Quest pics?

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They are attractive because they actually look like normal regular women you see every day and not those model they shove in every single movie these days. Remember this woman from The Shining (forgot her name)? She is far from a model and her teeth are rather bad but she has this natural charm and realism which last every actress lacks these days.

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Kids at high school overpraised this chick, I think she's bland looking

Is that Stanley Kubrick without the beard?

noot

horse tier

It worked

wasn't bad when she was young.

fuck off assblasted watsonnigger

Is that the girl from Transformers? The only thing she could possibly be good at is being fucked and used like a cock sleeve by a dozen steel factory workers

Ugly legs like a horse too.

>calling ireland on literal no ass

absolutely bizarro

????

Shelley Long was better looking though.

Angelina Jolie

Boney bitch with tattoos and self inflicted cuts

Jennifer Aniston is the Queen of this.

she looks like spoiled milk

what's with those man arms?

>unwaxed forearm

literally perfect

Don't find her particularly attractive but she seems like a cool person to talk to

Both ScarJo and KStew look like they're good in the sack, and that's a big bonus

This one looks like she's terrible at fucking and there's a video to prove that

Never got her appeal, not her face, not her voice, not her personality, and a very run of the mill body.

Self centered vapid whore

Not particularity good looking but she definitely inherited her father's crazy, so if you're into that, it can be a bonus.

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>and there's a video to prove that
I'm pretty sure by now, Kanye has taught her well.

>Kanye has taught her well.

he is gay pham

He is?? Hahaha

Why is she covering the best part of the look?

when did she start smoking ???

I guess she's my EX wifu now

>muh smoking

are you a soccer mom ?

Please stay away from me with your cancer sticks. Thank you.

>BUILT FOR SEX

>wanting 30 yr olds to look 45

Julia Stiles, I mean shes not ugly but not that hot.

bitches who smoke are nasty.

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She smells like cigarette smoke all the time. Her clothes smell like it. Her hair smells like it. Her mouth tastes like it. Her body smells/tastes like it. She coughs/hacks all the time. In ten years she'll have a frog voice. In 20 years she'll have a moustache. If/when she quits, she'll get fat because smoking curbs your appetite. There's nothing good about smoking. Dropped.

this

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her. Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry: the world shakes. Don't do it again

Not to mention the "I need a cigarette" thing. If the two of you are at your place and chilling and every 15 to 20 minutes she's like "I need a cigarette and disappears outside for 5 mins or so. Or you go out to eat and when the meal is done, she's got to get a cigarette before you get in the car to leave. Or at the movies, same thing. She'd borrow your car and smoke in it cause smokers always think no one will notice because smokers can't fucking smell anyway.

I thought she was cute in that black and white coen brothers movie

Even in her prime she looked like a tranny.

*grabs him by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?

It's called the Westermarck effect.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

Basically, if you see someone's face when you're a little kid, you'll never be sexually attracted to them in adulthood.

We evolved this way so we'd marry outside the tribe and wouldn't have inbred kids.

It's unlikely that you'll be attracted to anyone who was famous while or before you were a kid, because you probably saw their picture somewhere or watched movies they were in.

Thats ridiculous and has nothing to do with this thread.

>She is far from a model
She WAS a model. Fucking plebs talking shit.

That's for people you live with, not people you see on the screen. I had the hots for a whole bunch of actresses when I was a kid.

>if you see someone's face when you're a little kid, you'll never be sexually attracted to them in adulthood.
That's objectively bullshit.

It explains why people aren't attracted to famous actresses of past generations that they were familiar with in childhood. It has everything to do with this thread.

How is your baby caveman body supposed to know the difference between a face you see in real life and a face you see on TV? Did they have TVs in the Stone Age? I doubt you had the hots for anyone as a prepubescent child.

His body isn't impressive, he's like 5'9 I mean how is he Bond?

She was only hot in Galaxy Quest.

The theory doesn't take into account sexual deviants, just normal people.

nice.

this dude. Sigourney is the aunt you want to fuck.
She isnt the prettiest but you can tell shell make up for that. not like galaxy quest Sigourney... pfft kid go back to jacking it to your chinese comics

Up yours OP

>Sigourney is the aunt you want to fuck.
Ahem

Sigourney or Kay Parker? You must choose.

>I doubt you had the hots for anyone as a prepubescent child.
Not because of some westersmack effect though. You're just not sexual when you're 5.

Looks like George Washington

this is like the hottest porn scene ever

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you're fucking gay.

>It's called the Westermarck effect.
>he unironically supports his knowledge with dime a dozen garbage pop-psy

nice one, reddit.

no i'm not suck my dick

So comfy.

does pubic hair keep growing during hybernation?

Her voice is sexy though. I discovered that in the Futurama episode where she's the ship's voice.

What the fuck? How? Kirsty Alley has always been hot, even when she was fat.

No she is just proud of her bush.

Personally I prefer Taboo II. Which is pretty hot all the way through, while private teacher ONLY has that last scene.

I'm sorry, user, but that pussy is claimed by Xenu himself.

This is the most unappealing thing about Kirsty Alley. Also Thomas Mapother. Yes, even with all the shortness his height is Mr. Mapother's worst quality. And thus I spake and bruised the cruise so let it be known Amen.

I mean his religion, but I guess that statement makes sense on its own.

Gotchu senpai

no no no oh god

She's tall, rail thin and kicks ass. This turns alpha males on.

You fail OP

>Alpha

you mean Beta males?

thanks famalam

Sig in her prime was next level

>low res
user, I'm not mad, just disappointed

>rat-looking
>a model

Please!

sigourney weaver is the sexiest woman in hollywood. plus she is a 6'5 amazon. i'd fuck her white with lace or blue with a tail

WHY the fuck did Hollywood try to pass this thing off as an attractive woman

Really? It's not like she was a leading lady. All I know her from is Roseanne and Letterman interviews.

I saw her in Hudson Hawk in the past week or two and it rekindled my confusion about her weird face

>Smoker

I prefer healthy waifus, not.......that.

she's alright

i'd do her

and cum right between her gaptooth

Sweet Jesus

come on now

She is legit hotter than Love Hewitt in this movie.

I never understood Juliette Lewis' appeal, she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome to me.

9000 get

Her legs are coming straight out of her back

Sigourney was cute, if a bit masculine looking. I would certainly have considered myself lucky to have her as my own if I had been the same age back then.

Op that's just what women look like without make up. Once you've slept next to a girl rather than all of your female contact being images on Cred Forums you'll realise this.

Emma Watson, just.. meh.

olivia wilde
mila kunis
amanda seigfried
kerry washington


literally disgusting

Ditto on Wilde and Kunis.

Agree.

have you seen Strange Days?

Never got her appeal. Her face doesn't really make up for being built like a 12 year old boy.

You guys are ON CRACK

that and the fact that she is 6 feet tall

one of those chicks that girls like. same with natalie portman

i would blast a nut in that pussy

Objectively wrong
Is it satisfying to be a contrarian just for the sake of it? I don't love either of them but you're just wrong

not yet but I doubt age gas done anything to make her less toe headed

Were they screwing? Most likely.

no I just like women that don't look like 12 year old boys

But that's the best part.

she was pretty hot in that desu, it's from 1995, think she was only 20 or so then

Yes.

what's the name of that actress, since i dumped Emma Roberts for smoking i need a new wifu and i'm looking for candidates

For you.

>Mel and Sig were in a movie together

I know what I'm watching next.

How is it?

>that D- photoshop job on the cover
for what purpose

>built like a 12 year old boy.
That's the best part dummy.

>I have more ass than Sigourney Weaver
Nice.

You got more everything than Sigourney. You weigh 400 lbs nigger.

I'm actually 118lbs, but yeah, ok.

Fuuuck she's a Valkyrie bruv

Pics with timestamp, fattycakes.

Sig reminds me of Hilary Rhoda aka Wonder Woman when she puts make up on.

Pretty good, desu.

t. sleazebaggano

Larval stage Siggy, no lewd comments pls

She has very pretty eyes. I think that's her main attraction.

looks like she just took a big sloppy poo 20 minutes before this picture. or shes holding one in

Only these are correct. The rest of you are 15 years old and gay as fuck.

>doesn't like gypsy midget booty
I feel bad for you

Would've been a power couple in the day.

You suck dicks

i liked her in alien precisely because she looked believable as a blue collar space freighter type

but goddam, that shit at the end of alien and aliens where she strips down was so uncalled for. her ass is flat as fuck in alien, which isn't helped by her underwear looking like its about to fall off, and in aliens her tits look really pointy and not in a good way.

she looked cute in ghost busters tho

hawt

Too pure.

sorry most chicks taht smoke, really are at the bottom of the shit barrel.

i thought she looked kinda dumpy in ghostbusters

she's at her most attractive talking to her mom before her date with venkman but that scene was so fucking terrifying when i first saw it i didn't have much time to dwell on her appearance

>Come on in user, we can...discuss the bonus situation

>Sigourney Weaver isn't passable
>as he says from his parent's basement in a shit stained chair struggling to support his 310 lbs

Hnnng!

What I would give for a time machine and the ability to shapeshift into Mel Gibson and to be able to afford plane tickets to the state wherever Sig lives.

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sigourney was born with a wrinkly old lady vagina

Based Ridley

For me it's her face, hair, voice and personality

as for the rest of her body she's a skellington and i don't find really thin women attractive but i would definitely marry or befriend her without a second thought.

>says the 30+ year old still trying to justify his first boner to people on an anime imageboard
Give it up, grandpa. People have moved on from finding wrinkly, manjawed bitches attractive.

Too skinny? She's a normal weight. She was only really skinny in 97. The Ice Storm and Alien Resurrection are examples.

She's too much woman for some people.

>people having this shit of taste

watch ghost busters again during the part where she's doing yoga watching the tv. you can see her whole spine.

yes and i love it

Yeah, but wasn't she bending over? That happens.

That girl from the Transformers movies with the toe-thumb. Her face creeps me out. It's like the lifeless face of a statue or something.

It's kinda funny how she looked more attractive at 35-40something than she did at 27 in Alien. Not that I thought she was ugly there either, mind you. You'd just think a woman with her physical characteristics would age like fucking mayonnaise.

And on that note, I miss when people over 25 could still be considered legitimate sex symbols. Most of Sigouney's and Arnie's(for example) most iconic roles were from when they were well past 35...

>I miss when people over 25 could still be considered legitimate sex symbols.

Pretty much every instance of "sexiest man/woman alive" is awarded to someone older than 25. There's nothing to miss, because it's still happening.

Her ears are really cute, bros.

what he meant was
>I miss the 1970s when ugly people could still be considered legitimate sex symbols.
pic related

Kill yourself, you sniveling little shit.

What is this thing?

Is he dying from AIDS?

Cred Forums actually turned me on to her, of you can believe it.

It just seems like we're far more obsessed with age/youth these days than in decades past, is all I'm trying to say. Seems like it used to be an attractive person was simply an attractive person, regardless of whether they were 19 or 39.

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You're young. As you grow older and more refined, so too will your criteria of beauty.

You mean he'll get delusional

You are the one who made the idiotic comment.

Some people only have their youth, or *had* in Chloe Grace's case. It's how you age that's the true test of beauty. Also, superior bone structure is undeniable, as we can see in Sig's case.

God-teir legs and rock solid foot game too

kek

It just seems that way to you because you're not a youth any more. Older people have always had that complaint, as well as the youngsters trying to emulate the old people with "le born in the wrong generation XD" bullshit.

RDJ is if anything more of a sex symbol at 51 than he was at 21. Brad Pitt still makes 99% of women swoon, no matter the age, at 52. Tom Cruise is still a sex symbol at 54 despite being a midget to boot. With women the ages are generally lower, but they're still in their 30's. If anything older and older people are seen as sex symbols because of plastic surgery innovations and easier lives leading to more and more fresh-looking old people, without having to be a fitness-and-genetics-freak like Arnold.

Who here for fit sig?

>You'd just think a woman with her physical characteristics would age like fucking mayonnaise

Its exactly the opposite, women with non traditionally beautiful facial features usually age quite well.

Tilda Swinton, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lucy Liu would be some other examples Id give.

Anna, and Lea Seydoux are the most overpraised french actress-

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>60 years old

Has this thing been mentioned yet?

I didn't know she was ever considered attractive.

>60 yo Siggy will never use those strong arms to humiliate you at basketball and then hold you down while she rides you roughshod

I think they tried to push it for a while but gave up. Even family guy had some shitty joke about how he thinks of her when he's fucking lois.

That's like calling grape juice and wine the same thing. MEW is so much hotter it's not even close.

>She fucked Brad Pitt

I don't get it.

Still hot.

Yep. She's boyish and appeals to teenagers. A better version is Keira Knightley.

>she was 17

Make sense now?

If she smokes, she pokes.

Well said, well said.

there's a pregnant woman smoking and drinking a beer behind her

Typical smoker smokes 1 cigarette in an hour.
And i don't really get the smelly cars thing, do most smokers really drive with their windows closed? Smell doesn't really stick if you keep your windows nice and open when and after you smoke.

she was in king of comedy

She was incredibly hot dressed in tight leather in Alien Resurrection. Almost 50 at the time! Most fuckable 50-year-old I've seen.

will this change ur mind?

>implying

I have no idea why I find her atttactive tebeh. She's like 10/10. Maybe because she's 1,80 so she's a big girl 4 me

america has a thing for manjaws - i knows shes a bong, but american movies made her famous

what is this from? i reall need to have myself a keanu marathon

Kindof a political thriller with some romance in it. Both are great and in their prime

And the most unique smile in the world. Perfect one might say

Yeah that smile kills me. That general saucy expression of hers gets me every time.

I don't get it either senpai. Her body's not particularly feminine (flat ass, mediocre tits) and neither is her face. I could pick out a random girl from the streets and there's a good chance she has more going for her than Sigourney. She's not even unconventionally attractive, there's just.. nothing.

I totally agree with you OP. Might be an era thing.

i had a crush on emma watson when i was a kiddo a i still think she's cute

dem nips

I have a crush on her behind

Shopped obviously. Even the skin tones don't match.

she's cute without makeup too. would gladly wake up nex to.