What are some celebrities where you don't have a fucking clue how anyone found them attractive?
Seriously, I'll never get how people found sigourney to be even remotely passable. Is it just guys in their thirties remembering their first boner watching Alien?
When you're older, kids will be wondering the same thing about your waifus. Have fun getting old, kiddo.
Luis Thomas
Imagine...
Nathaniel Diaz
she has a really strong jawline. that's pretty alpha
Cooper Rivera
why? it's like 50% of her face is her nose. it's like her nose is giving the rest of her face some kind of rudimentary Botox by pulling all the skin to itself. she's just awful, i don't get it
Alexander Ward
>Is it just guys in their thirties remembering their first boner watching Alien? That and Ghostbusters
Ian Evans
...
Ryder Garcia
~10 years ago she was really incredible, her voice also
Evan King
she looks just like MEW
Landon Reed
Nah.
Jaxson Sanchez
...
Kayden Cook
are you kidding, they look like the same person
Angel Hughes
...
Eli Morris
...
Landon Ramirez
Sigourney is my waifu, fuck off.
Evan Howard
Who is she?
Kevin Morales
testing
Ayden Phillips
She made fourchan
Grayson Clark
This. Shes so goddamn nothing.
Camden Rodriguez
Reported.
Isaiah Garcia
wtf
Justin Ortiz
What's her name? She's pretty cute.
Xavier Reed
She is unironically the most beautiful actress in this thread.
I'm not even joking, I'd rub spears with that princess all night long
Lincoln Anderson
...
Mason Cooper
Found? She's still hot.
Easton Thompson
She was kind of cute in the first movie, fuck you.
Noah Russell
I don't get this one. Gypsy face. Deformed derriere. Midget.
Nothing attractive at all.
Jaxon Stewart
>This is somehow a bad thing
t. Ireland
Henry Ortiz
Nice. Now where's the obligatory Galaxy Quest pics?
Leo Ortiz
...
Ryder Brown
They are attractive because they actually look like normal regular women you see every day and not those model they shove in every single movie these days. Remember this woman from The Shining (forgot her name)? She is far from a model and her teeth are rather bad but she has this natural charm and realism which last every actress lacks these days.
Cooper Ward
...
Luke Harris
...
Charles Ortiz
Kids at high school overpraised this chick, I think she's bland looking
Jacob Allen
Is that Stanley Kubrick without the beard?
Brandon Gray
noot
Alexander Brooks
horse tier
Cooper Martin
It worked
Parker Johnson
wasn't bad when she was young.
Isaac Phillips
fuck off assblasted watsonnigger
Andrew Nelson
Is that the girl from Transformers? The only thing she could possibly be good at is being fucked and used like a cock sleeve by a dozen steel factory workers
Asher Watson
Ugly legs like a horse too.
Dylan Hill
>calling ireland on literal no ass
absolutely bizarro
Kevin Howard
????
Nathan Green
Shelley Long was better looking though.
Kevin Davis
Angelina Jolie
Boney bitch with tattoos and self inflicted cuts
Jordan Long
Jennifer Aniston is the Queen of this.
Oliver Cox
she looks like spoiled milk
Kayden Garcia
what's with those man arms?
Nathaniel Flores
>unwaxed forearm
literally perfect
Nathaniel Cooper
Don't find her particularly attractive but she seems like a cool person to talk to
Both ScarJo and KStew look like they're good in the sack, and that's a big bonus
This one looks like she's terrible at fucking and there's a video to prove that
Never got her appeal, not her face, not her voice, not her personality, and a very run of the mill body.
Self centered vapid whore
Not particularity good looking but she definitely inherited her father's crazy, so if you're into that, it can be a bonus.
Matthew Hall
...
Julian Harris
...
Michael Rogers
>and there's a video to prove that I'm pretty sure by now, Kanye has taught her well.
Michael Robinson
>Kanye has taught her well.
he is gay pham
James Hill
He is?? Hahaha
Matthew Hughes
Why is she covering the best part of the look?
Logan Robinson
when did she start smoking ???
I guess she's my EX wifu now
Grayson Morris
>muh smoking
are you a soccer mom ?
Adam Clark
Please stay away from me with your cancer sticks. Thank you.
Zachary Mitchell
>BUILT FOR SEX
Leo Howard
>wanting 30 yr olds to look 45
Elijah Jenkins
Julia Stiles, I mean shes not ugly but not that hot.
Lucas Perez
bitches who smoke are nasty.
Logan Ward
...
Levi Perez
She smells like cigarette smoke all the time. Her clothes smell like it. Her hair smells like it. Her mouth tastes like it. Her body smells/tastes like it. She coughs/hacks all the time. In ten years she'll have a frog voice. In 20 years she'll have a moustache. If/when she quits, she'll get fat because smoking curbs your appetite. There's nothing good about smoking. Dropped.
Wyatt Price
this
Luke Rodriguez
Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her. Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry: the world shakes. Don't do it again
Luis Sullivan
Not to mention the "I need a cigarette" thing. If the two of you are at your place and chilling and every 15 to 20 minutes she's like "I need a cigarette and disappears outside for 5 mins or so. Or you go out to eat and when the meal is done, she's got to get a cigarette before you get in the car to leave. Or at the movies, same thing. She'd borrow your car and smoke in it cause smokers always think no one will notice because smokers can't fucking smell anyway.
David Gray
I thought she was cute in that black and white coen brothers movie
Basically, if you see someone's face when you're a little kid, you'll never be sexually attracted to them in adulthood.
We evolved this way so we'd marry outside the tribe and wouldn't have inbred kids.
It's unlikely that you'll be attracted to anyone who was famous while or before you were a kid, because you probably saw their picture somewhere or watched movies they were in.
David Ramirez
Thats ridiculous and has nothing to do with this thread.
Wyatt Cruz
>She is far from a model She WAS a model. Fucking plebs talking shit.
Kevin Clark
That's for people you live with, not people you see on the screen. I had the hots for a whole bunch of actresses when I was a kid.
Joseph Bailey
>if you see someone's face when you're a little kid, you'll never be sexually attracted to them in adulthood. That's objectively bullshit.
Adrian Ramirez
It explains why people aren't attracted to famous actresses of past generations that they were familiar with in childhood. It has everything to do with this thread.
How is your baby caveman body supposed to know the difference between a face you see in real life and a face you see on TV? Did they have TVs in the Stone Age? I doubt you had the hots for anyone as a prepubescent child.
Isaiah Bailey
His body isn't impressive, he's like 5'9 I mean how is he Bond?
Easton Kelly
She was only hot in Galaxy Quest.
Brayden Roberts
The theory doesn't take into account sexual deviants, just normal people.
Hudson Davis
nice.
Brandon Hughes
this dude. Sigourney is the aunt you want to fuck. She isnt the prettiest but you can tell shell make up for that. not like galaxy quest Sigourney... pfft kid go back to jacking it to your chinese comics
Adrian Cooper
Up yours OP
Noah Gomez
>Sigourney is the aunt you want to fuck. Ahem
Caleb Bell
Sigourney or Kay Parker? You must choose.
Hunter Myers
>I doubt you had the hots for anyone as a prepubescent child. Not because of some westersmack effect though. You're just not sexual when you're 5.
Michael Parker
Looks like George Washington
Joshua Smith
this is like the hottest porn scene ever
Carson Harris
...
Josiah Lee
you're fucking gay.
Nolan Morales
>It's called the Westermarck effect. >he unironically supports his knowledge with dime a dozen garbage pop-psy
nice one, reddit.
Carter Williams
no i'm not suck my dick
Connor Young
So comfy.
Jordan Stewart
does pubic hair keep growing during hybernation?
Camden Russell
Her voice is sexy though. I discovered that in the Futurama episode where she's the ship's voice.
What the fuck? How? Kirsty Alley has always been hot, even when she was fat.
Mason Diaz
No she is just proud of her bush.
Hudson Howard
Personally I prefer Taboo II. Which is pretty hot all the way through, while private teacher ONLY has that last scene.
Ethan Mitchell
I'm sorry, user, but that pussy is claimed by Xenu himself.
Ian Torres
This is the most unappealing thing about Kirsty Alley. Also Thomas Mapother. Yes, even with all the shortness his height is Mr. Mapother's worst quality. And thus I spake and bruised the cruise so let it be known Amen.
Jackson Hughes
I mean his religion, but I guess that statement makes sense on its own.
Levi Howard
Gotchu senpai
Lincoln Morris
no no no oh god
Adam Stewart
She's tall, rail thin and kicks ass. This turns alpha males on.
Landon Ward
You fail OP
Brayden Powell
>Alpha
you mean Beta males?
Noah Jenkins
thanks famalam
Anthony Flores
Sig in her prime was next level
John Carter
>low res user, I'm not mad, just disappointed
Isaac Hall
>rat-looking >a model
Please!
Lucas Murphy
sigourney weaver is the sexiest woman in hollywood. plus she is a 6'5 amazon. i'd fuck her white with lace or blue with a tail
Gabriel Williams
WHY the fuck did Hollywood try to pass this thing off as an attractive woman
Parker Mitchell
Really? It's not like she was a leading lady. All I know her from is Roseanne and Letterman interviews.
Ayden Scott
I saw her in Hudson Hawk in the past week or two and it rekindled my confusion about her weird face
Levi Myers
>Smoker
I prefer healthy waifus, not.......that.
Parker Jackson
she's alright
i'd do her
and cum right between her gaptooth
Christopher Thomas
Sweet Jesus
Levi Richardson
come on now
Benjamin King
She is legit hotter than Love Hewitt in this movie.
Easton Mitchell
I never understood Juliette Lewis' appeal, she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome to me.
Nathan Jackson
9000 get
Wyatt Wood
Her legs are coming straight out of her back
Jace Davis
Sigourney was cute, if a bit masculine looking. I would certainly have considered myself lucky to have her as my own if I had been the same age back then.
Brandon Roberts
Op that's just what women look like without make up. Once you've slept next to a girl rather than all of your female contact being images on Cred Forums you'll realise this.
Nathaniel Phillips
Emma Watson, just.. meh.
Aaron Nguyen
olivia wilde mila kunis amanda seigfried kerry washington
literally disgusting
Evan Baker
Ditto on Wilde and Kunis.
David Powell
Agree.
Levi James
have you seen Strange Days?
Colton Hall
Never got her appeal. Her face doesn't really make up for being built like a 12 year old boy.
Jackson Wright
You guys are ON CRACK
Julian Smith
that and the fact that she is 6 feet tall
Ayden Howard
one of those chicks that girls like. same with natalie portman
Dominic Carter
i would blast a nut in that pussy
Jackson Cox
Objectively wrong Is it satisfying to be a contrarian just for the sake of it? I don't love either of them but you're just wrong
Thomas Hernandez
not yet but I doubt age gas done anything to make her less toe headed
Leo Ward
Were they screwing? Most likely.
James Jenkins
no I just like women that don't look like 12 year old boys
Jayden Davis
But that's the best part.
Dylan Hughes
she was pretty hot in that desu, it's from 1995, think she was only 20 or so then
Mason Cox
Yes.
Hudson Jenkins
what's the name of that actress, since i dumped Emma Roberts for smoking i need a new wifu and i'm looking for candidates
Jayden Robinson
For you.
Jacob Moore
>Mel and Sig were in a movie together
I know what I'm watching next.
How is it?
Thomas Baker
>that D- photoshop job on the cover for what purpose
Sebastian Hill
>built like a 12 year old boy. That's the best part dummy.
Hunter Ross
>I have more ass than Sigourney Weaver Nice.
Noah King
You got more everything than Sigourney. You weigh 400 lbs nigger.
Cooper Brown
I'm actually 118lbs, but yeah, ok.
Kevin Garcia
Fuuuck she's a Valkyrie bruv
Daniel Murphy
Pics with timestamp, fattycakes.
Robert Myers
Sig reminds me of Hilary Rhoda aka Wonder Woman when she puts make up on.
Blake Perry
Pretty good, desu.
Evan Campbell
t. sleazebaggano
Adam Lee
Larval stage Siggy, no lewd comments pls
Ryan Lewis
She has very pretty eyes. I think that's her main attraction.
Samuel Richardson
looks like she just took a big sloppy poo 20 minutes before this picture. or shes holding one in
Jason Long
Only these are correct. The rest of you are 15 years old and gay as fuck.
Justin Martin
>doesn't like gypsy midget booty I feel bad for you
Michael Allen
Would've been a power couple in the day.
Lucas Nelson
You suck dicks
Julian Miller
i liked her in alien precisely because she looked believable as a blue collar space freighter type
but goddam, that shit at the end of alien and aliens where she strips down was so uncalled for. her ass is flat as fuck in alien, which isn't helped by her underwear looking like its about to fall off, and in aliens her tits look really pointy and not in a good way.
she looked cute in ghost busters tho
Jonathan Clark
hawt
Dominic Campbell
Too pure.
Logan Moore
sorry most chicks taht smoke, really are at the bottom of the shit barrel.
Austin Reed
i thought she looked kinda dumpy in ghostbusters
she's at her most attractive talking to her mom before her date with venkman but that scene was so fucking terrifying when i first saw it i didn't have much time to dwell on her appearance
Wyatt Barnes
>Come on in user, we can...discuss the bonus situation
Connor Barnes
>Sigourney Weaver isn't passable >as he says from his parent's basement in a shit stained chair struggling to support his 310 lbs
Jack King
Hnnng!
Isaiah Hall
What I would give for a time machine and the ability to shapeshift into Mel Gibson and to be able to afford plane tickets to the state wherever Sig lives.
Levi Rivera
...
Blake Hill
sigourney was born with a wrinkly old lady vagina
Kevin James
Based Ridley
Tyler Wilson
For me it's her face, hair, voice and personality
as for the rest of her body she's a skellington and i don't find really thin women attractive but i would definitely marry or befriend her without a second thought.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>says the 30+ year old still trying to justify his first boner to people on an anime imageboard Give it up, grandpa. People have moved on from finding wrinkly, manjawed bitches attractive.
Jose King
Too skinny? She's a normal weight. She was only really skinny in 97. The Ice Storm and Alien Resurrection are examples.
Caleb Anderson
She's too much woman for some people.
Oliver Clark
>people having this shit of taste
Charles Campbell
watch ghost busters again during the part where she's doing yoga watching the tv. you can see her whole spine.
Brayden Hill
yes and i love it
Ian Perez
Yeah, but wasn't she bending over? That happens.
Christian Allen
That girl from the Transformers movies with the toe-thumb. Her face creeps me out. It's like the lifeless face of a statue or something.
Hunter Morgan
It's kinda funny how she looked more attractive at 35-40something than she did at 27 in Alien. Not that I thought she was ugly there either, mind you. You'd just think a woman with her physical characteristics would age like fucking mayonnaise.
And on that note, I miss when people over 25 could still be considered legitimate sex symbols. Most of Sigouney's and Arnie's(for example) most iconic roles were from when they were well past 35...
Brayden Fisher
>I miss when people over 25 could still be considered legitimate sex symbols.
Pretty much every instance of "sexiest man/woman alive" is awarded to someone older than 25. There's nothing to miss, because it's still happening.
Logan Jackson
Her ears are really cute, bros.
Zachary Nelson
what he meant was >I miss the 1970s when ugly people could still be considered legitimate sex symbols. pic related
Xavier Brown
Kill yourself, you sniveling little shit.
Joseph Sullivan
What is this thing?
Justin Lopez
Is he dying from AIDS?
Camden Ross
Cred Forums actually turned me on to her, of you can believe it.
Charles Campbell
It just seems like we're far more obsessed with age/youth these days than in decades past, is all I'm trying to say. Seems like it used to be an attractive person was simply an attractive person, regardless of whether they were 19 or 39.
Luke Russell
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Xavier Perez
You're young. As you grow older and more refined, so too will your criteria of beauty.
Michael James
You mean he'll get delusional
Tyler Lopez
You are the one who made the idiotic comment.
Owen Butler
Some people only have their youth, or *had* in Chloe Grace's case. It's how you age that's the true test of beauty. Also, superior bone structure is undeniable, as we can see in Sig's case.
Ryan Mitchell
God-teir legs and rock solid foot game too
Easton Diaz
kek
Tyler Sullivan
It just seems that way to you because you're not a youth any more. Older people have always had that complaint, as well as the youngsters trying to emulate the old people with "le born in the wrong generation XD" bullshit.
RDJ is if anything more of a sex symbol at 51 than he was at 21. Brad Pitt still makes 99% of women swoon, no matter the age, at 52. Tom Cruise is still a sex symbol at 54 despite being a midget to boot. With women the ages are generally lower, but they're still in their 30's. If anything older and older people are seen as sex symbols because of plastic surgery innovations and easier lives leading to more and more fresh-looking old people, without having to be a fitness-and-genetics-freak like Arnold.
Isaiah Robinson
Who here for fit sig?
Cameron Morris
>You'd just think a woman with her physical characteristics would age like fucking mayonnaise
Its exactly the opposite, women with non traditionally beautiful facial features usually age quite well.
Brandon Brooks
Tilda Swinton, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lucy Liu would be some other examples Id give.
Noah Long
Anna, and Lea Seydoux are the most overpraised french actress-
Nolan Diaz
...
Julian Campbell
>60 years old
Cameron Bell
Has this thing been mentioned yet?
Joseph Peterson
I didn't know she was ever considered attractive.
Daniel Ward
>60 yo Siggy will never use those strong arms to humiliate you at basketball and then hold you down while she rides you roughshod
Jose Watson
I think they tried to push it for a while but gave up. Even family guy had some shitty joke about how he thinks of her when he's fucking lois.
Alexander James
That's like calling grape juice and wine the same thing. MEW is so much hotter it's not even close.
Tyler Wright
>She fucked Brad Pitt
I don't get it.
Bentley Watson
Still hot.
Dylan Davis
Yep. She's boyish and appeals to teenagers. A better version is Keira Knightley.
Colton Young
>she was 17
Make sense now?
Andrew Ross
If she smokes, she pokes.
Carson Ward
Well said, well said.
Nathan Ward
there's a pregnant woman smoking and drinking a beer behind her
Ryder Harris
Typical smoker smokes 1 cigarette in an hour. And i don't really get the smelly cars thing, do most smokers really drive with their windows closed? Smell doesn't really stick if you keep your windows nice and open when and after you smoke.
Leo Robinson
she was in king of comedy
Oliver Richardson
She was incredibly hot dressed in tight leather in Alien Resurrection. Almost 50 at the time! Most fuckable 50-year-old I've seen.
Eli Reed
will this change ur mind?
Josiah Turner
>implying
Gabriel Morgan
I have no idea why I find her atttactive tebeh. She's like 10/10. Maybe because she's 1,80 so she's a big girl 4 me
Daniel Green
america has a thing for manjaws - i knows shes a bong, but american movies made her famous
Anthony Anderson
what is this from? i reall need to have myself a keanu marathon
Jonathan Clark
Kindof a political thriller with some romance in it. Both are great and in their prime
Samuel Brown
And the most unique smile in the world. Perfect one might say
Anthony Reyes
Yeah that smile kills me. That general saucy expression of hers gets me every time.
Owen Gonzalez
I don't get it either senpai. Her body's not particularly feminine (flat ass, mediocre tits) and neither is her face. I could pick out a random girl from the streets and there's a good chance she has more going for her than Sigourney. She's not even unconventionally attractive, there's just.. nothing.
Anthony Powell
I totally agree with you OP. Might be an era thing.
Colton Richardson
i had a crush on emma watson when i was a kiddo a i still think she's cute
Julian Cruz
dem nips
Jackson Diaz
I have a crush on her behind
Adrian Wood
Shopped obviously. Even the skin tones don't match.
Hudson Moore
she's cute without makeup too. would gladly wake up nex to.