It's a "Truman does a cum tribute" episode

>it's a "Truman does a cum tribute" episode

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>it's a "Truman spends the whole weekend on Cred Forums masturbating to ponies"

>it's a Truman fucks his fleshlight on omegle until an obviously underaged girl stops to watch him and he cums harder than he ever has before episode

>It's a "Truman takes a massive shit and stares at it for a while before wiping" episode

>it's a Truman slips on a banana peel episode

>it's a "Truman steals his sister's panties, cums on them, then puts them back in her drawer and the production team doesn't tell her until she sees the footage later and realises she's wearing them right now" episode

>it's a "Truman started the day wanting to do something fun or productive but instead wasted it arguing with strangers online" episode
>it's the same plot next episode

bro...

>its a Truman signs up for BBC cuck sessions episode

youtu.be/lQNdS1KBA38

>it's a "Truman is a weeb faggot" episode

>It's a Truman drops out of community college and spends every day asleep and every night shitposting story arc
when are they gonna wrap this one up, the ratings are in freefall

>it's a "Truman sat on the toilet browsing Cred Forums for a half hour after shitting because he's too lazy to get up and now his asshole itches"

>it's a Truman goes to a bar by himself and leaves immediately when he realizes he's too afraid to talk to anyone episode

>it's a Truman got into a comment war on facebook and worries what his friends and family think of him now episode

>it's a "Truman has a lositive social interaction and then spends the rest of the day thinking through each second of it before he decides with no evidence but his own anxiety and paranoia that the person didnt actually enjoy his presence but rather just tolerated him for a little while" episode

The Talking Truman segments afterwards on those ones are always interesting.

>It's a truman spends 15 minutes getting the bath water exactly hot enough episode

>it's a "Truman spends so much time in a depressive state that he breaks through the other side into feeling nothing anymore" episode

Show picked up after this one. I mean it's just running down time until Truman dies or the show ends but at least he doesn't sit in the dark the whole time anymore.

>It's a truman makes a mask out of a sock and wears it out when walking around the neighbourhood at night telling himself if he sees a crime he could stop it and become a superhero but would most likely just turn around and go home episode

>it's a "Truman feels immense guilt about some inconsequential thing he did or comment he made 20 years ago" episode

>its a Truman masturbates feverishly to ladyboys while smirking to himself about how nobody knows episode

Truman needs to stop dwelling in the past.

>It's a truman gets high and becomes convinced he can pass through solid objects and breaks his wrist episode

Well Truman should have not tried the peyote buttons like an edgy hipster.

>It's a truman gets really drunk at the sports club and burns a crisp packet to his dick episode

Believe me, truman regretted it

>it's a Truman cries after masturbating 3 times in one day episode

this is the worst meme
especially considering not even half the people on this board have even seen the film

>only 3

Must have been an early season, the episodes where he breaks 10 are something to behold

>it's a Truman gets up in class to go to the bathroom to wank off because he saw a waifu thread while browsing Cred Forums during the lecture

They aren't missing much.

His parents really should have circumcised him. If I wanted to watch 12 solid hours of a windsock being yanked over a hotdog I'd

>it's a Truman plays video games for 34 hours out of the last two days only stopping to sleep and he's 27 years old an only getting older

Probably ends abruptly when Truman finally ends it.

>it's a "Truman gets rejected by the only girl he thought he had a chance with now regrets ruining what was probably the best friendship he ever had" arc
That whole season was painful.
>that episode the girl tells Truman she still wants to be friends even though she avoids him
>that episode Truman texts her asking to hang out and she doesn't reply until hours later saying she was out of town even though he saw her in the hallway
>that episode Truman makes eye contact with her briefly and she gives him the coldest and most disgusted look he's ever seen on a person
>those episodes she's actually happy to see him and they talk for hours like they used to and Truman's happy just to still be friends with her
>that episode Truman passes by her and says hi but she's brushing him off again leaving Truman feeling conflicted
I thought they were done with this shit but then on last week's episode she waved at him across the street and now he's stuck longing for her again even though he knows she wants nothing to do with him.

How many people do you think have seen The Dark Knight rises past the first few minutes.

I havent.

can't read this thread, too many cringe

>it's a "woman sitting across from Truman is wearing a very loose T-shirt and leans down to go though her bag for a minute giving Truman full view of under her shirt and he still masturbates furiously to the memory of her bra and bare stomach" episode
It's nice of the producers to show us a flashback of that scene every time he faps to it.

Damn

>It's a Truman had a dream where he fucked Alison Brie and something related to Cred Forums which he can't remember happened and it made him realize he shouldn't spend so much time here episode

>It's a "Truman hires a prostitute to live out his high school fantasies episode"
This was actually in the original script btw

>It's a Truman keeps getting friendzoned so he intentionally only tries to stay friends with girls but falls in love anyway and keeps it a secret for 5 years and when he finally tells her he likes her it's too late for her to change her perception of him and she'd rather be lonely than give it a chance
Weird episode desu, I feel like they kind of couldn't figure out how to end it so they wrote something out of character

delete this and never post it again

stop that

Those later seasons where he's completely ruined his mind with porn and cant get it up to stuff like that anymore are kinda sad tbqh.

>It's a Truman has a sex dream and thinks to himself "thank god I'm not a virgin anymore" before he wakes up and realizes he's still alone episode

>its a truman wakes up alive and is upset episode

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So did he not have internet access there to figure out the outside world exists?

>it's a "Truman sings along to his car radio and pretends he's singing in the gym of his high school despite the fact that he graduated 15 years ago and the people he went to school with have completely forgotten he existed because he never interacted with them" episode

He's got a good voice though.

The post credit scenes where he hastily tries to fall back asleep in an effort to get back into the dream are always a let down, too.

>it's a "Truman has a dream that he has a gf and it feels completely real and he doesn't even realise it was a dream until a few hours after he wakes up and spends the rest of the day depressed" episode
It was really weird seeing Truman wake up so uncharacteristically happy and full of hope only for him to suddenly get all sad. If they didn't explain what his dream was I'd be lost.

It was a completely simulated and whitewashed internet. And like 56k modems.

>Truman finding out some ladies have penises

>it's a Truman gets a shoulder massage from a girl with a boyfriend who he is love with and she'll never know how much joy her pitying touch brings him episode

>he graduated 15 years ago and the people he went to school with have completely forgotten he existed because he never interacted with them

That hit home a bit too close

Never post this again, please.

The whole world was designed after the 1950's, it's why he only watches old shows on a black and white TV.

>it's a Truman can't afford to see a therapist so he posts in a Truman thread instead

Series lost me when it went all meta.

fuck you

They all cheer for him when he sings, user. In his dreams, they all loved Truman.

>it's a Truman tries to stop masturbating but fails after two days episode

>it's a Truman takes a shit that isn't even that big but it still hurts his asshole episode.

>it's a truman wanted to watch more shows today but wasted all of his free time shitposting and hates himself for it despite knowing that he has many years to digest kino episode

>it's a "Truman makes posts in a Truman thread that make no fucking sense because they assume what he's actually thinking and it's clearly a pathetic form of projection" episode

Holy shit, the show has gone to complete fucking shit.

>It's a Truman tries mushrooms for the first time and gets horrible diarrhea and has to be escorted to the bathroom because he's lost his depth perception and keeps knocking shit over on the way episode.
Man that dream sequence where he kept wetting toilet paper in the sink and tossing it in between his legs while shitting out water really got old after an hour

>it's a Truman keeps telling himself he'll kill himself at the weekend but never does episode

>It's a Truman takes a shit girthier than his erect penis and decides that getting pegged wouldn't be that bad episode

>it's a "Truman vehemently questions God" in an episode surprisingly so meta that the viewers wonder if they're in their own Truman Shows episode

>It's a this happens several times a week episode

>it's a Truman plays with toys and his wife looks at him weird episode

Underrated post

You do realize that by posting this, its an invasion of my privacy?

>it's a Truman fights alien invaders and saves the world episode

>it's a Truman holds a loaded gun to his head just to see how it feels episode

>It's the arc where Truman has to take a class on diversity for his major in which an extremely alt-right ugly mormon girl that sits next to Truman in the back of the class argues with the entire class about how black people are genetically predisposed to be a labor class and PC culture exists to inspire white guilt while Truman sits quietly, stares at the floor.
>These constant followup scenes where Truman tries to talk to people before class but the crazy girl has tainted his reputation by association.

Maybe Truman should make a big scene denouncing her in one of the next classes to try and win back public opinion

>it's a "the entire cast is sick of Truman and his show and wish he would just kill himself already because it would be a big relief" episode

>it's a six year old girl in Truman's first grade class lifts her shirt up to show him her stomach and tease him and he still masturbates to the image thirty years later episode

...

I don't know why you always post that image but that's seriously the hottest main stream porn video I've seen in centuries, and I thank you for bringing it to my attention. She's really fucking into it. Has she done more videos? She'd be great as Harley Quinn

>it's a Truman gets too deep in his cups and reads War & Peace and at every turn of the plot thinks, "I would have acted thusly; I would do this and I would do that"and his kind actions are quite the opposite of the cruel characters, and he gradually comes to realize he is too kind-hearted for this brutal world episode

He should really just sit somewhere else until everyone forgets about it. Or fug her.

>it's a Truman never developed social skills and the producers are forced to end the show and start over episode

name???????

holy shit this is my nightmare

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See he tried that on day 3 but there's a limited amount of seats in the room and the teacher takes attendance by location so he'd have to convince someone to switch, which at this point is never going to happen

>it's a Truman thinks everyone hates him when in reality people would be devastated if he died and he only thinks like this because he's depressed and wants to justify his inevitable suicide by pretending it's what everyone else wants episode

>it's a Truman kills another stray cat episode

Yeah....

>Avril Vagine

>it's a Truman watches Synecdoche New York again and has a meltdown episode

>It's a "Truman doesn't hold the door for someone who was behind him because he didn't realize they were there and spends the rest of the day feeling more guilty about than he knows he should" episode

Why would Truman honestly have the balls at the end to leave the dome considering he's surely said and done some embarrassing shit.

Everyone at the end looking at Truman knowing he kidnaps little boys and shit.

>it's a Truman gives up on finding someone only to pathetically tey again one last time and everything goes exactly the same way it did the dozen times before even though he spent weeks convincing himself that things might go well for the first time in his life

I remember a line where they said they don't show sex scenes between him and his wife, so any lewd flavors of embarrassment like jerking off or graphic bathroom shit were probably censored or not shown

Once you cut that kind of stuff out, most other types of embarrassing things you'd experience aren't really so embarrassing that it would be worth it to stay inside

>tfw i have it on my watch list

am i in danger?

sorry but i need you to delete this one right now

First one to make me laugh

>its a truman scratches his asshole then sniffs it episode

>It's a Truman learned classical guitar and became the lead accompanist for every recital in the school including the talent show and playing an acoustic arrangement of Mercy with his girlfriend while everyone cheered for them is still highlight of his life despite the memory being ruined every time by the fact that she eventually cheated on him when they went on vacation together episode

>it's a Truman's borderline thoughts are eating him apart and he just wants it all to be over. Fuck everyone else episode

>am i in danger?
maybe

Nothing like that ever happens anywhere, faggot.

Hahaha what a lose.... oh, wait. I know that feeling

>it's a Truman watches Synecdoche, New York and Brazil in the same day and has a massive meltdown episode

Of course they would be devastated, they would lose their job.

I don't care if you believe me or not dad. Watch the show, it's in there.

>it's a truman has a sex dream about his 16 year old sister two nights in a row episode

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>it's a Truman watches Synecdoche NY and laughs to himself, thinking of the kind of loser who would be emotionally manipulated by such shallow trash, before changing the channel and watching the big game episode

...

>it's a Truman sneaks into his friend who lives next door's house and steals his sister's panties and in retrospect realizes that the whole probably knew it was him since they distanced themselves from Truman's family afterwards but
Truman's mom and dad were divorcing so no one noticed the growing divide between two formerly close families that was due entirely to Truman's runaway teenage sex drive.

>it's a Truman posts in a Truman Show thread, hitting reload, waiting for someone to recognize his clever post but getting no replies episode

>its a truman gets a girlfriend only to realize he likes shitposting and masturbating more episode

what a twist

>It's a truman prays to an ancient frog god for repeating numbers on an anime imageboard episode

...

>it's a Truman abandons his slightly violent cat in some random street, there's a storm at night and he can't sleep because of the guilt, goes back the next day to the place but the cat isn't there, he looks the whole neighborhood for his pet with no success and he still feels pain in his heart 3 years later

why Truman

>it's a Truman can't stop blatantly staring at actor's tits and they aren't sure if they should call him out out on it so he becomes more and more brazens so eventually he doesn't even bother to make eye contact or even look at girl's faces anymore, he just openly glares at women's tits and asses and is walking around constantl with an erection in public episode

>It's a "Truman wants to enjoy a piece of media or something but believes the context isn't right so he retreats back to the internet" episode

All that wasted time, god damn

>it's a Truman writes his perverse, sad sexual fantasy in the form of a joke post on the internet, and is titulated at the prospect of it turning someone else on, someone like Truman. But his post goes ignored episode

>it's a Truman's comment on this video youtube.com/watch?v=wjePVorYoHQ currently has 820 likes and that somehow validates his meager existence episode

Are you me?

>it's a Truman looks up plastic surgery again and spends hours solemnly touching his face and trying to find his best angle episode

>It's a Truman came in his own mouth while watching tranny porn and immediately regretted it, projectile vomited, fell off his bed and jammed the hairbrush he had in his ass so hard it ripped his butthole and he had to ask his mom to take him to the hospital and when she asked him how it happened he said he "Fell in the shower and hit it on the faucet" and she looked at him like he was a lying faggot episode featuring special guest Laughing Doctor

>it's a Truman tells the girl he loves that he's considering suicide just to see how she'll respond episode

...

>"ok"

Its a truman desperately wants to confess all his pent up lonely and depressed and angry thoughts but doesnt have anyone in his life that would listen and not think hes a psycho so he posts on a chinese cartoon forum in the hopes that another human being somewhere can connect with his pain and anger and acknowledge that his existence might matter in this world

>it's a Truman goes to housesit his parents home while they are out for the week, and he ends up drinking all their liquor, staying nude for 4 days and urinating into their kitchen sink while kneeling on the marble counter and repeating lines from the Gnostic Gospels episode

good ep

I cum in my own mouth/face often, I've grown used to the taste but I fucking hate it getting in my eyes, and there's nothing wrong with tranny porn, but the rest of that... bruh

>It's a "Truman takes no steps to improve his life conventionally because he's secretly comfortable with depression and lethargy and finds it cathartic to be a sorry character" sequence of seasons

Those were a compelling few years.

Don't know why you'd ask that of me if you happen to have something in common with Truman.

Young Vaniity or Bailey Jay in her prime?

>it's a "Truman makes a joke about his death to a girl he likes and she looked at him with a really concerned expression before trying to change the subject to something lighter" episode
>it's a "Truman tells that girl he talks to that he only left his house 3 times that summer and she scolds him" episode
It's weird how happy Truman felt knowing there are people that are concerned about him other than his parents.

>it's a Truman gets trapped in his own car with a bee episode

>its a truman post hits way too close to home episode

truman sounds like a real normie faggot

>it's a Truman was feeling down about himself but found out that there are guys who bust nuts on their own faces on a regular basis so hey maybe he's not such a failure after all episode

I hate Truman so much. Thinks he's so superior.

>it's a "Truman wants to stay a NEET but his family are pushing for him to stay in college and get a job so he starts considering making a fake suicide attempt to make them let him do whatever he wants in case he tried killing himself again" episode

>It's a Truman inadvertently locks eyes with a beautiful woman and spends the rest of the week imagining their life together episode

>it's a Truman realizes that time is a flat disk, and that Death created time to grow the things It wanted to kill episode

Bailey. Mia Isabella, Sienna Grace, and Sarina Valentina are my favorites though.

I can't beat that.

>it's a Truman already did this, only it wasn't a fake suicide attempt, it was a "panic attack" that caused him to crash his car, which allowed me to collect on my insurance btw, I mean Truman did, and it turned his life around and now no one pressures him and he does what he wants episode.

>it's a Truman finds a lewd pic of his neighbor's 14 year old daughter and has a 10 min masturbation session

You can stay:

You matter, user. Just don't ever hurt anyone else or yourself.

>That day he was alone at home and masturbated 24 times to know if it was even possible
>It was

>it's a Truman makes a dummy account on tinder with a picture of a ripped stud, just to prove to himself how shallow women are episode

>it's a "Truman masturbates in the office bathroom to the thought of raping a female colleague" episode

>its a "Truman decides to take a day off just to find out school and work are the only things that give his life meaning" episode

>it's a Truman masturbates twice a day well into his twenties and can't get it up when he hires a whore to relive his teenage years so he tries to give up sex all together
>they put it in 'the best of Truman' DVD

fucking weak

Is that really common? If he ever shitposts on Cred Forums, he at least has some other hobbies.

>its a Truman develops a hideous case of autogynephilia after realizing pretending to be a sexually curious yet virginal nudist girl with a wicked sense of humor and all around uncommon intelligence sells like hotcakes on the internet, leaving his social skills to wither until he's posting about it at age 32, a KHV

Wait, how can't you get it up with a whore? You could do all the rough porn shit to her

>It's another "Truman sees a happy couple in public and then has an overwhelming urge to kill himself" episode

>its a Truman develops a hideous case of autogynephilia after realizing pretending to be a sexually curious yet virginal nudist girl with a wicked sense of humor and all around uncommon intelligence sells like hotcakes on the internet
it's the only reason i play wow

I'm sure it isn't as easy as it sounds

Did you already jerk off the day you tried to fuck the whore or something?

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

Every last detail?

You sick

I recognize this post

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>jacking off when the first load is the only one you really care about

>It's a truman overcomes his fears and starts to turn things around at his new job, building self confidence episode

It's a nice relief after the past few seasons desu senpai. I think he's gonna make it

>it's a Truman didn't see a kiss in real life until he was 15 and still gets flustered seeing people doing such lewd things in public as an adult episode

>It's a Truman's fleshlight is filled with green mold but he keeps fucking it and yelling his mom's name episode

Unironically me.

That never happened. I checked the wiki.

holy shit bro this is literally me, what the fuck is it with brandy does it just multiply somehow in your stomach, i swear i puked multiple gallons of vomit after killing 3/4 of a bottle of that demon liquor

how is this shit legal

>it's a Truman discovers his father is having an affair but never had anyone to confide in about anything so he just didn't say anything and wonders if he ever should have done so episode

>it's a Truman drinks a bottle of $6 Brandy and sits in a dark room imagining he is a beautiful pre-pubescent Italian girl who is homeschooled by her over-indulgent mother who she walks all over, and everyone adores her and expects nothing of her and she likes to toy with older men and exploit their perverted thoughts and abuse them and if they please her enough she might allow them to squeeze out a drop of sickly yellow seed on her tanned thigh episode

if blacks made a good labor class they probably wouldn't have been slaves

I hated that episode. Truman is human garbage for doing that

Eps 12169, 13546 and 19652

why

yea
the guy who played one of the old men was also the uncle in Seinfeld

>its a truman once again convinces himself that his level of paranoia is perfectly normal and everyone is like that and he doesnt have severe mental illness scene

>it's a truman downs a bottle slav vodka to impress the girl he likes, only to wake up the day after with no memory of what happened
>in the directors cut, it's revealed that the girl truman likes held his head while he threw up in a garbage bag, and got him home afterwards

It's pretty funny how Truman actually views this as a positive experience, just because the girl took care of him

Why do you have to talk to people? I go for beers after work by myself all the time and I just find a seat. Play in my phone or read the paper.

No one is judging you

Well, those numbers couldnt have worked out any better now, could they?

kek

Beers are much cheaper bought in bulk. You can get the paper online or delivered and you can obviously use your phone at home. It doesn't seem economic. I think you just do it rationalize your fulfilling a need for some human interaction, no matter how passive it is.

>it's a truman wakes all night up doing nothing on his computer except refresh some pages over and over again in hope to find something interesting and then sees the the sun has risen and decides this day he'll do productive things and then goes to sleep episode
Tired of watching this series. It feels like they repeating same episode over and over again

>It's a truman plays music for friends that is decently accessible but ends up in agony during every single second of the song thonking that they hate it or are judging him episode

Anyone know who played the little girl in this ep? Googling her name from IMDB doesn't turn anything up.

Idris Elba

>it's a Truman has a terrible sleep schedule and one day he's gonna fix it

This arc had been going in since he was 16 now a decade later it's still fucking going on.

>it's a "truman smokes resin with a stranger while their four year old kids throw toys at him" episode

Paula Giamatti. She nails it in Shoot Her Up.

>It's a Truman is played by Idris Elba while he is in the hospital having his gallbladder removed and everyone has a ball

oh right

Literally me the last couple days

>it's a truman gets to replies to his clever post so he indignantly closes the tab but later checks it again from his phone before going to sleep episode

>It's a "Truman goes to a childhood friend's wedding and he's the only one without a gf" episode

>it's a truman finds a box of abandoned kittens on the side of the road resulting in the torture and death of every one episode
I'm thinking the producers of the show put them there deliberately to test Truman's moral and ethical boundaries, unwittingly raising a sociopath on the show. A result is a result!

>its a truman replies to posts on a truman thread because he knows it makes people feel good to be acknowledged and he feels good making other people feel good episode

>its another one of truman's childhoon friends commits suicide episode

Take a seat right there

Truman is a good dude

Remember Truman bonding with the groom's lesbian cousin though?

>it's a girls want to talk to truman but he doesn't know what to talk to them season. will this season ever end

s-stop

>it's a Truman goes to bed thinking about the time a girl smiled at him five years ago episode

>it's a Truman's DM get's arrested for theft and drug possession, skips out on bail and then steals the bail bondsman's car and get put in prison until 2030 and now our Dungeons & Dragons livegame that's gone on for two decades is ruined forever and we just aimlessly drink and play Skyrim and tell stories episode and Truman thinks it might be time to hang it all up two-part episode

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>it's a Truman forgets to put the word "episode" at the end of his post

Haha, can't that silly Truman do anything right?

>it's a truman corrects a post but makes the exact same error in his post episode

I remember that, the famous kino episode.

>featuring special guest Laughing Doctor

>It's a Truman gets blackout drunk at lunch and then calls all of his co-workers into the meeting room to tell them about Jews episode

me and Truman once

>it's a "Truman believes he's 'meant' to spend his life and have children with a certain acquaintance since childhood based on superficial similarities" episode

Jesus, why didn't Truman talk to him about his problems?

i hope truman pulls through

Truman replied to some pretty pathetic posts.

Ha ha, that's our Truman...

>its a truman starts choking his wife in her sleep in the middle of the night and his neighbor breaks into his house with a six pack running up the stairs asking if he wants to crack open a cold one episode

This is really getting embarrassing, Truman should just end it

>its an Cred Forums autist that keeps spamming this same shit over and over the thread

kill yourselves

ramsay 2.0 faggots

>It's a Truman smokes cigarettes and eats chocolate for 2 days straight while working through his 70's Fassbinder collection in a stained Totoro onesie he wore to the only party he was ever invited to episode

My favorite running gag was when Truman would pass the time at work by imagining that the cute girl from the english major he dropped out of 2 years ago would come into his workplace and recognize him and they would hit it off and Truman wouldn't be so god damn alone. The part where he trudges home afterwards really sells the whole scene

>It's a Truman goes to work all day and comes home at night to eat dinner with his wife episode

>its a truman falls in love with a semi attractive girl he just saw in public for the first time episode

>it's a Truman wipes and then sniffs it episode

>it's a Truman surfs the web every waking hour episode

>It's a Truman takes a shit and the water in the toilet bowl is black with blood episode

I feel dizzy it's kind of cool.

it's a truman has sex with the neighbours dog episode
What was even more worrisome was that there was no producer intervention.

When does your next video come out Adam?

kek
got eem

Eat healthy, lift, and lose your virginity to a whore you fucking self loathing beta wankers

>truman gets an endoscopy

Ain't nobody scoping my endo.

>it's a "Truman spends hours trying to solve a problem he could have solved easily if he just had the internet" episode

>it's a truman realizes his entire extended family family will probably have to move back with his grandparents and that everyone in the house will probably be dead in ten years episode

>it's a Truman dreams he can fly and then wakes up horribly disappointed episode

>It's a Truman has called in sick for 3 days straight and he doesn't have a doctor's certificate so he'll probably just call in sick again

>It's a "Truman decides life will be better as a girl and finds a hugbox to enable him" episode
Dragged on a bit,but interesting watch

>it's a truman episode

>it's a Truman is told by his divorced mother that she cheated on her current boyfriend just to see what it was like, and on the way back Truman is just really excited to tell this ridiculous story to his friends and favorite boards episode

>it's a i hurt all over inside and out and i just want it all to end forever and i want to take everything with me into the void and it shall all be as though it never was episode

>it's the series finale where learns about his lost father, gradually learns he's living in a show about himself, and escapes

Boy, that entire arc sure was dull.

Oh man, I hope Truman fucks her and posts a video of it on Cred Forums in the next episode.

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