Why he never had intercourse with Carmela throughout the series?

Why he never had intercourse with Carmela throughout the series?

he did tho

he did. like 4 times

That's the mouth that kisses his kids goodnight to u sik fuk

you wouldn't be able to get it up for her either if you had a 24 year old russian fuck doll at your disposal

>implying some dumb slut moaning like a pornstar is better than Catholic wildcat Carmela in bed

S2 E09 "From Where to Eternity" they fugg at the end when she says she might want another baby
S2E13 "Funhouse" they fugg after he gets her a fur coat
S4E04 "The Weight" they fugg after he gets her a new dress
S5E08 "Marco Polo" they fugg in the pool with artie sleeping nearby, even though they're separated
S5E12 "Long Term Parking" they fugg in the closet
S6E07 "Johnny Cakes" they fugg but tony has trouble because of his gunshot wound
S6E13 "Soprano Home Movies" she sucks on his cannoli, idk if that counts by your standards

That's recited from memory. Did i miss any?

Carmela has one big ol fat ass, I tell ya. I would plow that shit everyday if I was Tony

How much do you think Tony loved Carmela? You think Tony would have flipped if Carmela was in Adriana's situation?

A. She was a whoer
B. She hit me

>You think Tony would have flipped if Carmela was in Adriana's situation?

This question haunts me. Admittedly Carmela would never have gotten herself into Adriana's situation because A: she was only friends with other mob wives, not outsiders, B: she committed no crimes outside of complicity with Tony, and C: she wasn't fucking stupid and Tony probably taught her to ask for a lawyer if cops or feds tried to fuck with her.

There was that conversation in season 1 after he almost got killed, Carmela asks him to consider joining witness protection and they have an adult conversation about it with zero death threats, which makes me optimistic about it. I imagine if Carmela somehow got unlucky and wound up boxed the way Adriana did, the first thing she would do is tell Tony. And I think Tony would relent and join witness protection. She's the mother of his children after all.

which two teams played in Superbowl 35 and who won?

No, Tony would have Sil wack her. Your family

What if AJ or Meadow flipped? Would Tony have Sil attack his creations?

He would have wacked her himself.

Yes. You never talk to the po-po. You lawyer up and do your time. That's your seed? Well guess what, you handle that problem. Other men got kids they wanna see too and you're not gunna let your kids fuck it up for you or them.

meadow no, but honestly i could see AJ getting jackie junior'd if he fucked up bad enough

Would you?

/thread

Jackie Jr. was such a fucking moron I felt no pity when he was wacked. I have a cousin who wanted to be a gangbanger like my uncle and he's 7 years deep into a 12 year prison sentence for 5 armed robberies. Jackie Jr. reminds me of him in every way.

this isn't what we see on the show though. raymond flipped in part because he had a kid with MS he had to take care of, and carlo flips to save his son from prison

kek, the guys at the top always deal, no snitching applies to the footsoliders too dumb to realize how it really works

That's the mafia codex but very few if any guys actually adhered to it 100%. Especially not Tony. Carlo Gervasi flipped when his son got nabbed. Tony bent the rules to get Feech sent back to prison, and he threw the rulebook out the damn window when he murdered Ralph and Christopher. You think he really puts the mob rules ahead of his family? Fuck no. That's what made him paranoid about Pussy when Vin Makazian said he's a man who "loves his family above all else". Tony was different in that he prioritized himself above everything, but his real family came right after that.

No they don't. Does it happen? Absolutely but most guys rather take the fall.

Would you watch a Sopranos: The Next Generation?

Possible characters:

Bobby Jr., who becomes a remorseless psychopath after both his parents' deaths and getting raised by Janice
Sophia
Domenica, Janice 2.0
Harpo, in the United States illegally and looking to make a name for himself

Vito Jr., hardened from the wilderness of Idaho
Francesca, an SJW andpretend lesbian following her father's death for being gay

Justin, enfeebled from his childhood arrow injury, but having inherited Ralph's shrewd intellect and considerable money

>implying he didn't give her the gabbagool

tony was not that different in his priorities, he was just better at them

lol Justin wtf

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

No. I'd rather The Sopranos the Prequel or A spin off about sil

Lilyhammer is the Sil spinoff fucko
You're right about the prequel tho I'd watch a whole series like the flashback in the Funhouse ep & to watch Tony's crew as youngins doing petty crimes to come up.

How many Gabbagools Tony eat truout da series?

No. FUCK THIS IDEA. Sopranos is stand alone... like a perfect painting

Adding shit would ruin it

Why not a series set when Tony was young, that follows his dad's crew?

Not him but if I knew the year without looking it up I could answer this e-z p-z

what are you a sicko? that's the mouth his kids kiss and the vagina his kids came out of. Carmela was there to breed and be a mother to his children.

IM SAWRRY, T!

A. She was a hoowah
B. Carmella please shut the DOOOOOOOOR

Good looking, charismatic, entrepreneurial, rebel without a cause?

Your cousin sounds like a cool guy.

Intercourse is a meme.

He did.

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>mfw I thought of this line multiple times when watching "Train to Busan"

This, it was self defense.

>TEEONY

OH GIRL

This. And more of Tony's mum and how he really controls things with her constant nagging and snide remarks

>in prison

yup seems like a real go getter

Literal autism

I'd rather fuck Melfi or Artie's wife than some Russian sex slave.

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>did I say anything?

>you wouldn't be able to get it up for her either if you had a 24 year old russian fuck doll at your disposal
reminder that one legged woman wanted and managed to get tony to fuck her..

Tony is like a fat beta, always ready to please a few pussy.

>It's a Carmella has to think of Furio to get turned on enough to fuck Tony episode

Because he could technically not have penissary contact with her volvo.

Literally this

And Carm had a nice ass, too bad you only see it's full glory when she fucks the school teacher

one legged woman was a cute though

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>And Carm had a nice ass, too bad you only see it's full glory when she fucks the school teacher
oh fuck I forgot that Tony sopranos himself is a cuckold.

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>when she fucks the school teacher
When was this again?

when she wanted to stop a being a mom at home but still have anything given to her by tony

What do when Chrissy gets cunty?

Tell him to watch it and point two fingers at him.