In a scenario where you are forced to decide which of these two men are executed, who would you save, and why?

In a scenario where you are forced to decide which of these two men are executed, who would you save, and why?

Obviously I save DiCaprio. Because he's not batshit insane.

On the one hand Mission Impossible films. On the other Cruise is a dirty Scientologist.

Tough choice famalam

Tom Cruise obviously, spoke against the pharmaJew.

Leonardo ";_; global warming is real im serial" Dicaprio can burn in a lake of fire, fucking faggot.

Tom the Cruise.

Easily has the better movies.
Easily the most mentalist of the both.
Easily the tallest of the both.
Easily the better actor of the both.

>J-just hold it together, Tom... They can't see a thing

DiCaprio, of course. He's not a despicable and batshit-insane Scientologist.

Did you even WATCH Alex Gibney's magnificent documentary on them, you buffoon?

>th-that's it Tom, just k-keep pointing away from yourself

Tom Cruise would save himself

Save Tom Cruise, obviously

Leonardo is a pretentious Hollywood Liberal who thinks he's saving the world

Based Tom just cares about giving us great movies

You're god damn right he would user

>*coughs* h-hey guys, that's uh, enough p-p-pictures for now, isn't it? hehe....

Cruise. A Few Good Men and Eyes Wide Shut are incredible fucking movies, Cruise is based.

DiCrapio doesn't even come close. Total meme actor, plebbit tier.

>b-but, muh Oscar Facebook memes
>muh Wolf of Walstreet

Na, fuck you cunt.

Cruise because at least he doesn't pretend to be someone he's not. His movies are also consistently enjoyable where as dicaprio is shit without Scorsese

>ok, come on now guys, i really gotta get -- *dry heaves*

Cruise easily. Better movies, and leading man. He is still going strong too as an action star. Theres a reason Cred Forums has those threads about him being one of the greats and not for Leo.

>*audible gulp* alright, j-just a couple more pictures then

Save Tom, I like his movies more.

Cruise even though Leo would try an turn his execution into an attempt for a posthumous Oscar.

>is it just me or -- hehe... i-is it just me or is it a bit toasty in here?

the one guy is a gaylord meme "oh my gosh give this man an oscar already!!" whose sole acceptable movie is The Beach (cucking aside since it was the 90s, and if he wouldnt be in it it would still be a good movie, since it would essentially be tropical trainspotting for nickelodeon kids). anyway,

while the other is a god king that gave us last samurai, top gun and collateral, among countless other, and turned katie holmes from young hotty into a crazy wreck

who the fuck even knows what cruise's power level really is, it is off the fucking scale

I've seen more of Leo's movies.

>c-can we, uh... *adjusts bowtie* crack open a window

Leo. Better actor. Not a Scientologist.

>o-or maybe turn the AC on, or something? *guttural burp* hehe...

This is spot on.

You'd have to be a turbopleb to even consider Leo over Cruise. In fact, you should just fuck off if you do.

>Leo. Better actor
wewest of wews

I've honestly enjoyed just about every Cruise movie, if not all of them. Like even Knight and Day was entertaining just because it was basically Ethan Hunt in a romantic comedy.

>Save Cruise
>Kill Leo

I'm tired of Leo's bullshit and at least Tom is entertaining.

Don't forget he also had Nicole at her prime

yeah, but as hot as she once was, you can't get the australianity out of a woman

fuck knows what she is like in private life

obviously nothing that the Cruise couldn't handle, but still.

...

Leo easily. Shit actor.

PRAISE XENU

Cruise, he's the only one making good movies.

Based Tom.

Leo every time this isn't even close.

Gold

I would save Cruise because he doesn't seem like a the typical Hollywood libtard that Leo is.

the JUST hair really sells it

I actually really like Leo, but Cruise is part of the brains behind the great action movies he's putting out.
Cruise takes the cake.

this fucking dead meme back out of nowhere

I forgot all about it

replace Dicaprio in any of the movies he's in and you still get a good movie.
You can't do the same with Cruise. Fucker carried that snoozefest EWS all alone.Dicaprio just like Pitt can't carry a movie.

Shut up newfag you just got here from the Pepe nazi frog thing

Based Tom.

Tom's an overrated action star. DiCaprio at least resembles a good actor. I'd save him.

>Tom's an overrated action star
Replace "an overrated" with "the 2nd best"

Tom Cruise is worth 5 Leonardo DiCuckrios.

Since Leo and I have lunch together once or twice a month, I'd have to say my buddy, Leo.

I want to see DeCaprio and his entire fucking family be killed by a collapsing wind turbine or electrocuted by a malfunctioning giant solar panel or slaughtered and eaten by polar bears.

After Arnie?

Pitt carried True Romance

>tfw Cred Forums discovered the hotel where all the stars stay at and pose on the balcony
it was a special night

save Cruise

Of course I'd save Tom. How is this even a question? Leo can't fucking act, he's not handsome anymore and he doesn't provide dank meme material

tom
although i loved leo in wolf of wall street he's an obnoxious liberal

"G-guys, think we can open a window or something?"

What?

I'd save Leo, obviously.

Because Cruise can take care of himself.

>2222

I'd kill myself to save them both.

Some guys shopped all the pics of celebs staying in that same hotel together, I think he means that it was a good thread

Shit. I thought it might be a story about how it actually was some high-ranking hotel celebrities stayed at when they wanted to pap-publicity.

Well it kind of is, they always stay at that same hotel and that's where these same pap pictures come from

Cruise.
Based Tom will figure out how to save himself.
So both he and pussy ass DiCaprio will survive

Save Cruise.

I can respect a man who runs his own religion.

correct

After watching Edge of Tomorrow and Oblivion this seems true

I save Cruise cause I like the Mission Impossible movies.
There are no movies that would suffer greatly by removing or replacing DiCaprio by someone else.

Probably Cruise.

Leo is too much of a raging libtard.

How is this a contest?

Tom Cruise

For as insane a scientologist he is, I prefer that over DiCaprio wasting his pity Oscar speech on global warming shit - and I believe in global warming, but this ain't the place for that shit.

DiCaprio won his oscar and fucks bitches on his island all day. He's achieved his dreams.

Tom Cruise just wants his daughter back and to find love again - he still has a goal

DiCaprio's the better actor, but Cruise seems like more of a bro.

I'm at a loss.

this is my favorite. That fucking haircut

He'll be fine, r-right guys?

This.
Cruise is the ultimate bro. And he can actually act too.

Acts like a better actor, you mean.

>Tom Cruise is 54
I guess scientology DOES work

The original Cruise died long ago. the one walking and talking right now is a cyborg.
Tell me this picture is not of a cyborg. the skin is too perfect

>"Who's short NOW?!"

Cruise
>manlet
>scientologist
>batshit insane
>closeted gay
>middle tooth

DiCaprio
>great actor
>fucks 10/10 models on a daily basis
>cares about the environment
>chooses to do meaningful artsy films instead of brainless action flicks

It's a hard choice really

geheh no.

DiCaprio is a pretty sub-par actor, so Tom Cruise.
At least he makes fun movies.

decrapio CANT act

he has two modes

YELLY RETARD
and quiet retard

Shut up Mike

Tom Cruise is the only man in hollywood keeping the sci-fi action blockbuster alive, I'd take him over Leo for that alone.

You save Tom Cruise, obviously.

>Easily the tallest of the both.
Thanks for Correcting the Lawsuit