Anybody seen Richie?

what the fuck is he doing

Being a true operator

What was his fucking problem?

He genuinely believes he is a top level Operator

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>Roadhog and Soldier 76 attacking point A.jpg

He's too fat to give a fuck anymore. Even someone who has ever held a firearm realizes how retarded his rifle handling is.

truly kino

IS RICHIE UPSTAYS? IS ANYBODY UPSTAYS?

Swapping shoulders is a legitimate technique that can you give you an edge when clearing corners. The problem is, Seagal does it with handguns as well for some reason

Well I'm sorry to hear that

UZZ HAWT DAWG IZ DIS EHH?!?

>Swapping shoulders is a legitimate technique

The way he does it is not even close to the correct technique. And we know he can do it the right way because he has in the past when he was young and thin and able to walk 10 feet without passing out. He just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Fucking lel

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Whats your fav posting senpai?

>no raimi posting

Shit poll

fuck raimi son

WRONG ANSWER

>resting the butt of the rifle on top of his shoulder

Seagal was in CIA. He knows what he's doing.

Seagal was the guy who invented the shoulder swap technique. He taught it to Delta Force and ST6 operators and now Larry Vickers goes in youtube talking like he invented it.

>not knowing advanced engagement techniques

fucking scrub

dear lord

how do you fuck this up

>Ninja Turtle goes full auto.webm

he's switching the shoulder he's looking over so he can see around the corners

What do you think I'm doing?

where is the fuck up?

he is using the kinetic force of the coverfire kickback to propel himself faster into the safe position

this is one of the most advanced special ops technique - in fact many of the world's most elite teams are yet to adopt it

what are the tactical advantages of weighing 300 pounds

Why is he so based?

Where's Trumanposting on there?
That easily takes the cake

By turning belly up you can camouflage as rocks or mounds. Far superior to the concealmente attainable by people with lean bodies

Natural padding that can absorb any blunt force trauma.
Layers of fat to keep you warm in cold weather operations.
Fat is buoyant allowing you to need less weight in diving ops.
Extra fat stores increase your chance of survival in desperate situations.

Its an Aikido thang. Aikido is vastly superior compared to any other martial arts in the world.

abc15.com/news/state/actor-martial-arts-expert-steven-seagal-teams-up-with-sheriff-joe-arpaio-in-new-reality-show

fat people can only be taken down by anti-material bullets and stronger

>me on the left

>no salieri posting
it's like you don't even want to be a patrician

Big guy with a gun and a badge.

someone post that webm with the katana through scene

me on the left

EASY

>get him Sticks!

>Tattoos I swear without that badge and gun, he's nuthin!

They're like streets of rage characters or something. Probably where those games got their inspiration.

streets of rage movie when?

it's free money, sega are broke, not if but when right?

who would play blaze?

>I'm beating up women?
Pablo

His legs are clearly moving in this shot.

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but you cant even see them

uhh that is clearly a wakizashi. do you even know anything about japanese culture?

false he's being wheeled

it's a katana

Seagal's imposing frame just makes it look like the smaller wakizashi

see

This user knows his shit.

what anime is this

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DEM POVERTY EFFECTS

I've just realised how much he looks like Mac in The Nightman Cometh

jesus christ

That chink was the only good part of the film

Really sad Hollywood bullies out asians.

look how close he came to chopping his fake hair off

was that seriously the Highlander sword

kek

Daily reminder that the final fucking boss of Ip Man 2 wasn't even allowed to hit Seagal.

youtube.com/watch?v=njH3p5qI6wI

pidaras

my favorite