MEW will never be your gf: the movie

>MEW will never be your gf: the movie

is it kino?

I really like that Hank really was just some lonely stalker that obsessed about some girl that he thought would make him happy. It's not a feel that movies often show. I also like how the movie is about accepting and loving yourself first before you can actually fix your loneliness.

Gosling could do better

Not even Dano could save this awful movie, what a wasted opportunity

is that classic dano there?

this film was weird af

absolute kino. my #1 of the year. one of the best debut features of the decade.

it should have ended with the reality of the world, not the retarded fairy tale ending

My favorite comedy of the decade, easily.

Daniels?

2 guys named daniel

...

;l,;l

how old is MEW? she looks middle aged in this movie. women age horribly

>It's a MEW sits on my face' episode

Still waiting on that one...

she is in her early 30s I think

MEW too

It was perfectly weird. It was fun, a little wanky and confusingly simple.

>tfw the instagram handle wasn't real

It actually is. Just has a coupe pictures tho.

>confusingly simple
Kys my man.

paul dano was literally our guy in this movie

This one I can agree with.

MEW has been in lot of movies lately, I approve this

Daniel Radcliffe is a goat actor

lady in black,horns and swiss army man are all amazing

>that Carruth
just release your sea movie already you fuck

I think it's fan made. They look like dumb phone screen caps.

SOOOOO

I heard some stuff about the plot, I really really liked the trailer and want to watch it... with my pleb gf.
Will she like it? Will I be doomed, like my last relationship when I saw Her with a girl?

The fuck was the point of this movie?

Post rare MEWs

She needs to be in more. She's great.

I bet she has a puffy anus

Fake

you start

>Fake

No, it's not a fake, but it's not MEW in the first place.

is mew mommycore

>kys

kill yourself bro

when in doubt use corpses as rudimentary tools

This movie was a lot better than I expected
It was pretty funny but also genuinely interesting, the story actually kept me engaged

The whole part where they started falling in love was cringey... but otherwise

Would have made ten times a better Major for GitS than Scarjo.

yes

It's a classic kino.

MEW is my religion

...

I looked it up after I saw the movie on opening night. Pretty sure it's real. Don't know why they would delete it. I wish they hadn't deleted all the other pictures.

Dear god, I knew she was a chestlet, but this is too much.
Got more?

she should transfer some of her ass to her tits

>reducing that ass
How about no, fagboy
It could even be a little bigger

i don't even want MEW anymore. Too many people want her that she's become a virtul slut now.

She's nice and looks nice in front of the camera, remember me a 2.0 younger version of Sigourney Weaver.

However, her fappening's leaked photos was so disappointing: flat as a door.

she is a meme waifu now