Is South Park the first show to accurately show that shitposting isn't only done my basement dwelling losers and that...

your wife must be so proud

>after making me angry innumerable times shitposters must be losers or my ego can't handle it

Be honest, face reality, and stop being so irrational, kid.

did anyone else notice his shadow was a merchant?

>Cred Forums is serious business

then it's ok. this place is beyond saving

Fucking kys

That's disgusting

Your average joe accountant normally does have repressed violent urges.

>wow its fucking nothing

Are you literally the joker from batman: the dark knight?

>shitposters must be losers

If you have to make it known on Cred Forums that you're "not like the other posters" you belong in the dirt.

THROW AWAY THE KEY

Kind of this in a sense. But I don't troll anybody. I'm just too dumb to take shit seriously.

>N-no everyone who hurts me feelings are losers ;_;

You know, most of us that come here are probably phoneposters posting shit for fun while living our lives.

No, but her son is

Joke's on you, I am getting paid big money to post here.

But how is Gerald a loser? He has a high paying job, wife kid and you can see he's pretty happy in the whole episode, in fact he's the happiest person in town right now.

That he is the only one using the internet anonymously must be a factor in that too.

I shitpost and make jokes but I don't go out of my way to upset people, maybe people shouldn't take it all so seriously and most of these trolls wouldn't be a problem?

We all know he has been dead inside since he had to renounce being a dolphin.

Impressive, very nice.

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs.

Being a loser is the cause of shitposting in any case. No one with any real self-esteem or dignity has a stomping grounds to retire to at the end of the day where they actively seek to annoy and upset people.

>Big money

For you.

Don't be disingenuous, you're just bad at shitposting so you want people to think you actually enhance the pointless discussions held here in some way.

With all the constant political conflict and racial tension and shit, it was nice to see a character not giving a fuck about any of it. That's what I related to most.

>N-no everyone who hurts me feelings are losers ;_;

Only hurt feelings here are the people who think their lives matter in some way.

I just really enjoy making people angry and seeing how they'll deal with it.

This is the stupid shit i come here for

>Enhance discussions
>On Cred Forums

>I'm actually a solid guy, really.

Eh, I don't care much about if I'm a "solid guy", I am who I am.

>Dude I'm a nihilist xD

Wrong site, m8

Totally, that's why you posted in the first place.
Just dump your fedora folder already chucklefuck.

itt: people who need to GROW UP and realize words have consequences

glad I'm not the only sane one here

>make a garbage Cred Forums bait thread on a slower board
>make random accusations of samefag
>watch as the board shits itself over the thread for the next three days

They have consequences, but some of us can at least admit we don't give a shit about them and that makes you a bad person.

People need to grow up and understand nobody cares about how ofended they are.

You're certainly not the first shitposter to try and suggest he's specially different from all the other basement-dwelling losers and you won't be the last.

I've never trolled anybody myself or anything and I think the people who for example attacked Leslie Jones calling her a Harambe on twitter are very mean spirited.
However I can see why they think it's funny, like Gerald said, just stirring the pot, and who didn't love shit like the "Hitler did nothing wrong" Mountain Dew raid?
What I don't understand is people getting upset. Leslie Jones maybe in this case because it was very personal and now even her nudes have been leaked but who cares about shitty photoshops? People who take this seriously need to grow up. People who seriously do that kind of stuff in their free time as well, I guess.

Wasn't there a reddit post about a wife who found out her husband was a Gerald-tier internet troll and then divorced him? I'll see if I can find it.

People need to grow up.

>attacked Leslie Jones calling her a Harambe on twitter are very mean spirited.

I agree, how could they be so insulting to Harambe?

People think offensive humor is funny, because they want people they don't like to be offended. If I punch a guy in the face, but then explain to him that I only did it because I thought it would be funny, is it justified? Shouldn't I just punch him and not make excuses for being an asshole?

>But how is Gerald a loser?

He's a feeble, cuntwhipped clown with a gross wife and a joke of a kid.

ITT: trolls trolling trolls baiting trolls

kill yourselves and your reddit tier thread

kek you just git trolled my man

Found it:
ud.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2c053t/i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six_years/

She was pregnant but divorced him.

reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2cpgy4/update_i_32f_just_discovered_my_husband_34_of_six/

Makes me wonder if Gerald and Sheila will end up divorcing.

Reddit:the thread

That's a lot of venom for a cartoon character, family.

Punching someone is a whole of a step up from saying "mean things"
And I personally just like offensive humor, whoever the target is, probably because it is taboo and I have my own issues.
Also, I think people forget most social media platforms offer an easy, sometimes just one click, way to block people that ofended you, denying the satisfaction to the troll and protecting your special place.

>joke of a kid
Kyle is the most decent kid out of the group desu senpai

Trips

haha good *tips* to your good sirs! Nice to see you over from the gentlemenly r/trolling!

T. Abraham Goldberg

Ok well he's still a 2d character so not actually a kid so my point stands, jesus christ.

Cred Forums: the fucking autistic asshole who needs to be finally buried alive and all you fags will come to reddit but we wont let you in, nuh uh, not after what u cunts do to us.

When you are pleading at the gates...... I WILL SHOW NO MERCY

>Punching someone is a whole of a step up from saying "mean things"

The point I'm making isn't changed by that though. I have ill will for this person and acted upon it. You like humor that offends everyone, and while some people would label you a bigot for this, I wouldn't, because it's more like you're equally afraid of being seen as hating any particular group more than others.

The block feature is a great way of letting everyone know you're too infantile to defend yourself from the most basic personal attacks.

top kek

@74638820

Pathetic.

When this places goes under I am going to 2^3

good day sir, I SAID GOOD DAY!!

>haha good *tips* to your good sirs! Nice to see you over from the gentlemenly r/trolling!

What did he mean by this?

Completely understandable

>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

>Mfw you're all pawns in my game

I think physical agression isn't really comparable to being a dick online. But I see your point. I wouldn't really troll people online, I just find funny when I see people do it, I also wouldn't assault someone just out of cheer dislike, or hatred, for them.

roches

>I think physical agression isn't really comparable to being a dick online. But I see your point

We got there.

>But I see your point. I wouldn't really troll people online, I just find funny when I see people do it, I also wouldn't assault someone just out of cheer dislike, or hatred, for them.

I'm not a vapid supplicant, so I would.

D R O P P E D
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Seriously, I related to it so hard.

I'm 35, I have a good career, I'm married, I have two kids. And yet, here I am at Cred Forums.

Where I really love trolling, though, is Reddit. I have soooooooo many fucking shitposting accounts over there and I've gone through a ton of them (because they're so banhappy). I don't know why I enjoy it so much.

I especially love fucking with those stupid gonewild whores. It's not even anything about the girls themselves. It's the sycophantic commenters. Something about seeing all those losers heaping praise on a bunch of grainy, faceless cellphone photos just because it's a real woman when there's a WONDERLAND of quality porn on the internet just makes me want to fuck with them. All it takes a few words against the m'lady and the white knight commenters all lose their minds. I never get tired of it.

Anyone else ever been in the situation Cartman is in where friends turn on them because they don't know what to do?

Probably one of the first times i've empathized with him.

It was pretty spot on.
Also neon demon was shit movie and BvS was only good movie this year

I don't shitpost because I'm a psyhcopath or sociopath, I shitpost because it's fucking funny. If someone takes Cred Forums seriously and gets insulted on an anonymous board of people they'll never meet than that's their fucking problem.

> all this softly softly bullshit.
It's like you faggots don't even know why we hate tripfags.

Hmm this sounds like a slaughter-fest for trolling. Very interested in getting involved. I've never been to reddit before, where would I go?

one time i shitposted at the one g4 host while that was still on the air and he commented back like 10 times because he was so mad.

i think about this from time to time.

the best shitposting isn't offensive trolling, but just acting like an oblivious retard who doesn't understand anything.

>my vision when

Personally, I find the best kind of trolling is when you have a total knowledge upperhand when people are discussing topics. Act like a complete total dick, but remains utterly factual as they helplessly try to "defeat" you.

Just the way people get so defensive over a subject they know nothing about, but have such a strong opinion on.

american liberals are the easiest group to troll on Cred Forums

/r/gonewild

There's a ZILLION variations too. gonewildcurvy, gonewildasian, etc.

>gonewildcurvy
That is codeword for fat, right?

Some of the funniest shit on the Internet is doing just that

What classic rock song do you jam out to when you troll? Me? I usually use something like ccrs traveling band or turning to stone by elo

You're mistaking me for someone who doesn't know this. I'm just not making excuses for doing it like a pious normalfag. I'm just calling a spade a spade.

Well PERSONALLY I feel that both sides of this argument are wrong and the truth lies somewhere in the middle

Go back to ifunny.

What kind of situation were you in senpai?

>FALLACY ENGAGED: Argument to moderation

If you have to make it known that shitposters are losers then you're obviously an over-sensitive weenie.

What is it about shitposting that feels so good though? By all accounts you shoudn't be here yet here you are as you said.

I've been reading other reviews of this episode and commenters are saying Gerald actually is an unhappy loser but the episode suggests nothing of the sort. He is just doing something he loves although he does seem to love the media coverage too.

They stabbed my laptop kohai.

That makes no sense. The onus isn't on me to protect their denial.

>there is no way some who is fine in his life likes to see the world burn in the internet

Go back to worshipping a preachy cartoon designed to make thoughtless memes for Redditors to wank over :^)

Pfff, when there are retards who take this so seriously, how can anyone say this shit isn't funny?

Not bad. I'm a Todd Rundgren kinda guy. "A Wizard a True Star," "Something, Anything" era

Way I see it, is because what Gerald and Cred Forums do/have do is so retarded and meaningless, but yet people somehow take such meaning in it.

There's literally no meaning it in.

>What is it about shitposting that feels so good though?

It's not sadism. It's very basic, primitive shit. When other people suffer, especially when it's because they can't grasp some basic concept or are too egotistical to admit they're wrong, you laugh at their expense.

youtube.com/watch?v=-aW9-wv6gGg

This is funny, because the child is too stupid to drop the food. If he were just sitting there crying it would be less funny.

what a weenie lol

>some who is fine in his life

You must not understand what that means. If you were happy, you'd be happy with the world.

I feel like this episode did a really solid job at showing how absurd it all is.

This single reddit post (which is likely a shitpost as well) validates the whole shitposting movement. Godspeed shitposters.

>a person's happiness must fall into my paradigm,and dogma!

Reminds me of thelastpsychiatrist.com/2014/05/cyberbll.html

This I never block people because it shows I've let them win. Plenty of people have blocked me because they are too weakmonded to defend their opinions from me

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS ON SUNDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK

IT AIN'T ME

>people should let me insult their intelligence and act with impunity

A man who hates his life doesn't listen to that song.

Mania is a very real thing.

I'm getting a PhD in Advanced Quantum Shitposting desu senpai

This. If you have an unattractive wife, annoying kids courtesy of Tyrone, have to get to the end of the month full of anxiety and you slave away for a fraction of what you're really worth, you're not any better than a basement dweller. At least he's choosing to not play in the race, while you tried and failed utterly. Normies are usually the most bitter people.

>cannot refute the happiness comment

you can block,or get off the internet fag

>moving the goal posts
>J-just because you don't live in a basement doesn't meant you're not a loser

How could I prove you're unhappy more than you already have?

They're failed normies. The lowest bootlickers imaginable. They simultaneously fail at being good AND bad people.

>dictating how others should think,and act like,and using a subjective metric

Lol that guy was so dedicated to trolling he'd rather divorce and abandon his family than give up the art of trolling that is sone next level dedication right there. It is both admirable and disgusting.

>if I were someone's prison bitch I'd be happy whenever I wasn't getting buttraped

You mean he'd rather not be married to a control freak who delivered a fucking ultimatum because she didn't like some silly, irrelevant pasttime of his? Yeah I wouldn't either.

>not understand that any qualitative,and quantitative value of happiness is deemed by the person themselves

>not understand that someone might actually recognize you for the disingenuous faggot you are

>tfw you will never be as happy as Harold after an hour of trolling and shopping dicks into women's mouths

I mean marriage is a partnership if u found out your SO was going around pissing on hobos and it makes u unconfortable would ubnot agree that you should speak to them about going around pissing on hobos?

The real disconcerting part was where he said he didn't see or respect them as people. U always have to respect your enemy. Even professional soldiers know this. The guy is a shit head but like I said I admire his dedication

>people that do not play by my paradigm are faggots

You shouldn't be with anyone you have to hide these things from, you should be pissing on hobos together or not be together at all.

No, my guess at this point is that you're female, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

She is trying to change him and that is bad. I applaud the man for having self respect and not fucking bending over to her wife like 90% of men do these days. And again, it's something meaningless and irrelevant, done simply because people ascribe so much meaning to it.

>you should be pissing on hobos together or not be together at all.

Well fuck man I definitely agree to that. Cheers.

Meh, the kid is a retarded shithead for not dropping the food and for being afraid of fucking chickens but it's still not funny to me because he's genuinely in distress. He's probably afraid of birds for life now, something similar happened to my sister, was chased by a peacock who took her shoe.

Then again I'm a teacher so I'm more sensitive to that kind of shit, being laughed at or filmed while genuinely being afraid can fuck you up for life, especially this young.

Do you think they'll ever age the kids up to 5th grade?

Best character coming through

post a pic so I can shop a dick in your mouth :^))))))

This episode was pure gold.

It showed the irony of how most people nowadays think that the internet is supposed to be a reflection of real life, where everyone is nice and polite, as social norms such as the pussy pass is respected.

I personally wouldnt consider myself a full-time troll, but I absolutely hate the "normie" aka female invasion of the internet in the last 10 years.

The moment we sanitize the internet, thats the moment when free speech dies.

I want to be able to go on some YT-video and shitpost. I want to be able to go on twitter and abuse people who "live" on social media.

I will never forget when I was in my last year of highschool, around 2006, my IT teacher stressed it really strongly: DONT PUT YOUR NAME ON THE INTERNET.

Ive always followed that mantra and I look down on all people who literally volunteer their information online.

Trolls are a natural backlash to the normie invasion of the internet.

Phoneposter here, can confirm.

yes I thought I was the only one.

Funposting =/= shitposting

Most of you are talking about funposting

You call it shitposting because you want to think of it as more edgy/rough when deep down most of your are sensitive souls who just like to make others on here laugh

Wow, that sure was a shitpost.

I find it funny everyone I know IRL that shitposts on Cred Forums (at least they did ~3-4 years ago) and the internet in general are "normal" people. 2 hot girls. All the guys (including myself) had girlfriends and loads of friends. I only knew one semi basement dweller but even he was in a band that played shows and had quite a few friends. The only person I know IRL that fits the loser friendless basement dwelling bald obese stereotype given to these "trolls" is actually the opposite of a troll. He is a full on SJW that constantly posts shit about accepting blacks, hating whites, loving gays, etc. Its almost as if the people getting mad at troll posts are, I don't know, PROJECTING.

also since when did people take trolling seriously nowadays?

I don't get how this whole "uprising" was caused by some jew shopping dicks into mouths for keks

Sheila is pretty hot desu

FACT

Anyone who trolls is a loser with either: no life OR a shitty life

Out of 1000 people trolling there can be at best ONE of them doing it "for fun" while actually being successful IRL. The rest 999 are either fat basement-dwelling neckbeard racists or assholes so dissapointed with their lives they have to channel their personal aggression and grievances online to feel better

Meanwhile I'm an actual 30 year old living with my parents basement dweller and I don't shitpost or troll people at all.

You're sick.

Be nice

>Implying words have no value
Ha!

No .Theyre showing how jews are using the internet to sew the seeds of unrest by ruining gender relations

youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

You know the two in that video are bro/sis

Keep that in mind when you see them grind on each other

Just makes it that much better.

ah, the 80s were a simpler time.

Nice

yes.

It's called shitposting because the comment is just a steaming pile of shit, nothing else.

These?

Cynical.
Cynical man.

> Fact

Get some standards.

>movement
Holy shit. You need to change something in your life. You fucking clown.

PADDY!

...

That redditor was one hell of a shitposter

Haven't watched South Park for a couple of years but that sounds fun. What episode/season?

S20E02. Latest episode.

You probably should watch S20E01 first though

Pretty much, and it's the perfect platform for that message.
When you're "trolled" (or mocked for taking yourself seriously and thinking you're important), the go-to response is to say "This troll attacking me has a pathetic life, they are on the Internet!"
But if you're getting trolled, that means you're on the Internet, too.
I'm employed, active, have friends and friends with benefits. My friend who shitposts constantly is a property developer who's dating a model. Shitposting is just fun, something anyone who's been to Cred Forums knows.
But people choose to take it seriously, get worked up, and whine on Vice/ The Guardian/ NYMag/ R****t/ Tumblr/ Breitbart/ Twitter about how terribly serious everything is.
And then they start crying all over again when they get trolled for taking shit so seriously, so they tell themselves "Anyone who makes fun of me must have nothing to do with their life!", when they know well that's horseshit.
So for two guys who are worth $300 million + apiece to say "Something we make fun because making fun is fun", is brilliant. Sure, the AVClub/ Esquire, etc will cry about how "They missed the mark!/ gone too far!? lost their touch!/ sold out!"
But it's not like after twenty years of this they are going to start being shamed into picking sides arbitrarily in unimportant matters. Meaning they always end up on top

Let's see your 5

Yes yes user, however...

Women are literal retards.

Girls are incapable of trolling. Sure they can bitch but every girl I've ever seen in a protracted flame war has gotten btfo by their male opponent

No. Not dubs but check my 6

Shitposters are still fucking idiots who pollute stuff for fun. I don't get mad at what they say, I get mad that I'm swimming in an ocean of piss.

The end result is still you just smearing shit on the walls like a literal ape.

>I'm swimming in an ocean of piss.
It's only an ocean of piss compared to your expectation of what it should be.

No. It's an ocean of piss. Cred Forums is easily 60-70% shitposting at times. It's fucking retarded. Just a bunch of simians running around in circles flinging shit at each other and laughing at/with each other when somebody gets mad about it.

Just another demonstration of the human condition. We're just a bunch of pretentious apes with delusions of grandeur.

I'm the president of a small latin american nation and I shitpost regularly

JAJAJAJJAJJA

You didn't understand what I said. There are people who genuinely enjoy shitposting and see this place as a fantastic place for the purposes of comedy. And it's not 60-70% shitposts btw.

You seem to want this place to be about serious discussions. I have a suggestion for you: go back to /reddit/ you tremendous cocksucker

And a tip to you as well, good sir.

>I THINK ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG
>wtf why are you arresting me where's muh freedom of speech fucking sjw liberal safe space

I've always held a firm belief that people who are offended easily, deserve it.

>Homophobic/Transphobic

If it's an actual fear why would you hate someone for it? Stupid words.

>There are people who genuinely enjoy shitposting and see this place as a fantastic place for the purposes of comedy.
Those people are having fun by smearing shit on the walls. That's what they think is fun. Painting dicks with smears of shit.
>You seem to want this place to be about serious discussions
No. I seem to want to interact with adults. Not teenagers and people who never grew up.
>le fedora maymay
I love it when people trot this one out whenever somebody tells them a particularly uncomfortable if not misanthropic truth.

>People should be arrested if they say something offensive because my fee-fees

fuck words dumb no nos

Can still be a loser despite being successful in his career. He's married to a complete shrew, dude has abused practically every ethically questionable activity in South Park, and his sons barely think about him. All that together sounds like a level of Hell. He's existing day to day now, but luckily he's doing it after already finishing school and law work. Most people on this board are probably living day to day with no accomplishments under their belt.

>No. I seem to want to interact with adults. Not teenagers and people who never grew up.
And you think a television and film board on an anonymous image board with heavy roots in weeb culture is a good place to find adults rather than teenagers and people who never grew up?

Usually that is just an insult but this feels like the first time I'll ask and I genuinely mean it.

Are you legitimately retarded? Like dropped as a child or too many chromosomes?
There is no way anyone can be this fucking stupid.

Yes people should be arrested if they try to incite hatred and the death of another race of people

i dont live in a basement and have a full beard.

>And you think a television and film board on an anonymous image board with heavy roots in weeb culture is a good place to find adults rather than teenagers and people who never grew up?
Anybody can be an adult. I've had great discussions with literal 13 year olds who shared thoughts and ideas in productive and interesting ways.

All you're doing is exercising mental gymnastics to avoid confronting the fact that the motivation behind shitposting is irrelevant and that shitposting itself is always an act of pollution. You get your jollies by vandalizing stuff. Just fucking admit it and move the fuck on. You're a bad person for enjoying it.

You think you're smarter than you are and I'm not saying this as an insult. Just because you don't enjoy something doesn't mean it's equal to smearing shit, that is a very childish view. Why would you come to Cred Forums if you don't enjoy the culture? There's a lot of good discussions on here from time to time, it's just under a few layers of traditional shitposting and jargon.

Once again, reddit is what you're looking for mr pseud

anyone know the music from the end of the episode

I don't like shitposting and I don't do it.
I wasn't that other user.

I just think you are beyond retarded coming here for adult conversation.

How is
>I think all nigger must hang
inciting hatred on another race of people?

Really, explain the process for me because what I think will happen if you express this opinion in real life is that all the people around you are going to dislike you and tell you you're a racist bigot. No one is going to say
>ok man I guess I'll start killing a few nignogs then

>Just because you don't enjoy something doesn't mean it's equal to smearing shit
Sure, but in the case of shitposting, it does. Shitposting is pollution. It is negative. It doesn't do anything. Shitposters are subhuman and enjoy doing something that is only harmful. By it's fucking definition, a shitpost cannot be valuable.
>Why would you come to Cred Forums if you don't enjoy the culture?
The culture wasn't and never was "shitposting". That's just what it became over time because of the influx of morons as the population grew.

i can see this happening

>It is negative. It doesn't do anything
Wrong, it makes some people laugh. It keeps people like you away from the site, which is very valuable if you want to avoid an influx of faggots.

>harmful

>It makes some people laugh.
If you find it funny, that's because you're part of the problem.
> It keeps people like you away from the site,
I'm here 24/7 you fucking moron. I've been NEET since 2010 and browsing this shithole since 2007.

Get. Fucked. What you do is destructive and wrong and you are the cancer killing the site. Shitposting is SHIT. It's right in the name fucking oblivious child.

>OH MAN I TOTALLY GOT HIM! HE'S SO MAD!
No. I'm not.

>it ain't me starts playing

Does anyone know the name of the song in the final scene?

...

>I've been NEET since 2010 and browsing this shithole since 2007.
So if I have been here since 2006 do I have authority over you and I should tell you that you are the problem and need to get out?

You're missing the point. Before Gerald goes to bed at the end of the episode, he instead stays up to troll some more as he gets more attention. Trolling is going to consume his life.

Pic related. if these boards weren't such low-IQ they might be able to catch on.

No. I'm just fedup with him going on like I'm some sort of outsider or whatever. He can use that trick on actual newfags, but anybody who's been browsing for almost a decade can claim oldfag status and reject reddit bullshit.

I never said that shitposting should be a majority of the posts, and it isn't. And in the context of this episode "shitposting" includes trolling and baiting.

A healthy dose makes Cred Forums what it is. The phrases you use like
>you're part of the problem
>it's wrong
>harmful
>destructive
>killing the site

isn't typical of a jaded neet unless they're of the sjw kind. I just have a hard time taking you seriously because you show signs of being a weak, thin-skinned faggot.

My skin is 10 inches thick you fucking moron. I don't get mad or hurt about what shitflingers on this place say or do. As for my language, I'm sorry that you've come to associate complex vocabulary with your "sjw" bogeyman.

I'm just smart enough to know that shitposting is worthless trash and only valued by worthless trash people. Sorry of that upsets you. The only thin skin is yours.

Well I have been here for slightly longer than you.
Late 2006.

So I can call your shit you are posting here is "reddit bullshit"

Part of me hopes you are lying about how long you have been here. Because being here so long and still being this bothered by shitposting means you are incredibly slow.

When did we all become pussies and sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me had no meaning?

>I'm sorry that you've come to associate complex vocabulary
>I'm just smart enough

Yeah I guess I was right when I said you think you're smarter than you actually are.

In what way was your vocabulary complex? I meant that it was emotional.

And the default position is usually that shitposting is awful so congrats on reaching that conclusion buddy, how impressed I am of your intellect.

You will enjoy reddit more than Cred Forums

reddit

>completely misunderstanding the post
>barely passable english.
Shitposting is slowly choking the site to death. If you can't see it or disagree, you never valued what Cred Forums was about in the first place. Cred Forums has always been about fooling around. But shitposting removes all the creativity, expression and nuance from traditional Cred Forums fun and replaces it with memes and childish emotional baiting.

>In what way was your vocabulary complex?
Multi-syllabic words in uniquely formed sentences are miles above your typical stream of meaningless Cred Forums buzzwords. I can only assume since I wasn't conversing like some sort of Cred Forums memer that you felt I must be some sort of outsider or "enemy". Which is in itself an incredibly immature an unintelligent way of going about your business.
> I meant that it was emotional.
Are you fucking retarded? And people around here don't use emotional language? Seriously?

Times fucking change you massive fucking retard.

You don't want Cred Forums to change? Really? So are you fine with unironically posting rage comics, longcat and epic win?

Times change for the worse. Because nothing ever stays good forever because legions of trash will always arrive and wreck it for everybody. Shitposting is becoming standard because you mouthbreathing wankstains can't muster the intellectual or creative energy necessary to do things the right way.

Sorry but you have nothing to say.
You can't direct Cred Forums.
I am sure early 2004 channers hate you just as much as you hate these people now.
You are powerless and you don't matter at all.
If it annoys you that much go away.

But don't tell me this place has more memes.
If anything 2007 and especially 2008 was the height of memery.

Get off your high horse. I think you just want to distinguish yourself from the rest of Cred Forums so that you can feel superior without actually being superior. Of course, you're just going to translate this into me not being able to argue your "points", aren't you?

post your favorite shitposting song
youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

that's fucking kino-quality storyline.

Anyone wanna write a movie?

>I think you just want to distinguish yourself from the rest of Cred Forums
Nope. I just want to remind you shitstains that you're the cancer killing the site. Anybody who sympathized with Gerald is part of the problem. If I wanted distinction, I'd have adopted a tripcode.

>releasing a bunch of balloons into the air to fuck with the radars and start a nuclear war

the ultimate shitpost

I don't think the person who made this has been to even a quarter of the boards on this chart.

Go to /lit/ and have real, intelligent discussions.

What's going to happen is either:
1. You're too stupid to partake in those kinds of discussions
OR
2. You are indeed /lit/ material and will prefer to stay there, only leaving to shitpost from time to time on lesser boards

youtube.com/watch?v=8YdQBkxf4kU

youtube.com/watch?v=J6_S7tNWoqk

youtube.com/watch?v=cA9AXvD09CM

youtube.com/watch?v=MZcqj0aasWo

youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

youtube.com/watch?v=gY4Yvbm6Tw4

>3. You are not a reader and don't give a fuck about /lit/
I'll take number 3.

Actually I'm kind of the same.

I just find it amusing that I can type a few words but subsequently occupy people's time and thoughts for a relatively disproportionate amount of time.

Case in point you got a multitude of replies, you spent 1 minute posting but just devoured 10 minutes of everyone else's time by being provocative.

This is true power. Not really, but it's amusing.

Nah that's number 1

>you have to read books or else you're stupid
I love this fallacy. Can't wait for it to die along with all the pseudo-intellectuals who push it.

This is for shitpost overdrive mode:

youtube.com/watch?v=MXSG09xjSNA

It's true

learn what erudite means familia

Give me 3 examples of well educated people who don't read. Don't forget that this means that when they were educating themselves they didn't use textbooks.

Fuck off back to

brisscipient detected

seth rogen
joe rogan
leslie jones

>shifting the goalposts

Where did I set a goalpost? I wanted you to prove your claim.

it is so fucking perfect how they portrayed it
it is literally fucking me, when I get home I just open Cred Forums and a forum, put some cheesy 80's music and shitpost until i'm tired
I love it

>Where did I set a goalpost?
You didn't, you shifted them.

Feels good to belong to the 0.1% I only shitpost on Cred Forums though, I wouldn't touch normie media with a stick

Comedy is a form of intelligence
Cred Forums is objectively the funniest board
Therefore Cred Forums is the most intelligent board

>oh well I guess you're right, but actually I'm still right

What?

was that real?

THICC

Yeah, it happened just recently. I bet these three were, "real niggas" tough as shit niggas you know? And then they got BTFO by an ASian lady and the last one was such a coward he ran and held the gun like a fairy as he ran.

Toppest kek m8.

People who troll on Twitter are scrubs. Trolling normies is easy as fuck. It's way more satisfying to troll on Cred Forums where people expect you to be a troll and are conditioned for it.

Trolling on Twitter is like Assassin's Creed, and trolling on Cred Forums is like Dark Souls.

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. - Police are hoping someone can help identify two home invaders. They were caught on camera as a woman in the house shot at them.

"She exercised her right to defend her livelihood and property," Cpl. Deon Washington with the Gwinnett County Police Department told Channel 2’s Nicole Carr.

Surveillance video from inside the home shows the Gwinnett County woman rush from her bedroom and then unloads all her bullets on the three men who kicked in her front door.

The woman is a local restaurant manager who was staying in a housemate's Spring Drive home for work-related reasons.

She heard the three intruders break into the home around 4 a.m. Friday. Video shows the men have guns clearly in hand.

Police said the men were looking for cash when they met their match.

As they exchange fire with drywall debris clouding the dark home, the video shows one man run through a glass door.

Another man died of his injuries in the driveway

Warms my heart she killed one.

wonder what BLM will have to say about this

And now he'll be paying dat' alimony and chile' suppo't

Hmm I wonder why Kyle was based off him all along

Season 2 when

Wonder how many skankhunt42's have been created since this episode aired.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR OVARIES, BITCH!?

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