Who would win in a Chrisbrawl?

Who would win in a Chrisbrawl?

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Christopher Lee

no Bale?

Arr rook same

who's the chris on the far right?

Chris Pine. Star Trek, and stuff.

Chris Pine (Cpt. Kirk in the new Star Trek movies)

My dick

1. Hemsworth
2. Pratt

Captain Kirk

He'll hide in the manlet corner and wait for the rest to kill each other

>No Chris Jericho

You had One job.

Idris Elba

Cap and Andy go get high and punch each other in the arm a bit. Chris Pine kills Chris Hemsworth to stop him from taking him by force. He then fucks his dead corpse. Ludacris and Chriss Angel are both disqualified from the Chrisbrawl for not spelling Chris right.

Walken

Oh sorry I only watch capeshit.

Chris Pratt hunts so we know he has the capacity to kill. I'm going with him.

Evans and Pine are dainty ballerinas and would fold.

Fight would come down to Pratt and Hemsworth; Hemsworth having the bigger muscles and would ultimately defeat Pratty with his raw Australian animalism.

>no chris-toph waltz

all white people look alike

that is reverse racism and wait until i tell my friends at Cred Forums and trump for america campaign offices about this. there will be many pepes coming your way.

He's there, he's not tall enough to make it into the photo.

>that is reverse racism

No such thing

I feel like Pratt is the only one thats actually been in actual fights

Chris Tucker

isn't pine manlet status?

Wonder Woman

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Pine 6' 175 lbs.
Evans 6' 190 lbs.
Hemsworth 6'3" 220 lbs.
Pratt 6'2" 270 lbs.

Super Heavy Weight Pratt wins.

You're right, it's just called "casual racism". As opposed to "systemic racism" which a very complex issue, "casual racism" is very simple to understand and pretending it isn't pervasive just makes you seem stupid. Casual racism is just being an ignorant dick about someones heritage or culture.

That's a shopped Batch, right? Right?

Is Cucumber Snatch literally an ayy lmao?

Chris Rock

I can never unsee Cumberbatch in a kufi.

white "people" be like.........

Pratt would lose first. Pine would either lose next or cheat and bring a gun. Evans would beat Hemsworth but it would be close.

Odd that you people are here, this certainly isn't the right place for you, just like the voting booth isn't the right place for nigras.

underrated post

>270
That was before he lost like 60 pounds. This photo is two weeks old. There's no way.

You posted a bunch of albino Africans.

This. He'll do some dumb shit but come out victorious in the end.

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I've been here longer than you dude. And I'm way more 1488 postirony bullshit than you fucking tryhard newfag. I bet you don't even have a whip to crack, KEK. Use your brain you dumb cuckold. You sound like a post-m00t child. #unsheaths katana#
go fuck yourself
black people can back to africa for all I care i don't give a fuck

crackers literally all look the same

>mfw playing karaoke levels in sleeping dogs

Literally perfection.

Why was batch not spock, jesus

What the hell is this racemixing thing on the right?

Yeah right, we don't even know yet if humans and aliens can produce healthy babies.

Chris Hansen you faggots

spot the grey