Why didn't Bojack fug best girl?

Why didn't Bojack fug best girl?

isnt bojack a fukcin horse?

Best girl is best girl but best girl isn't that good. Thats the hardest thing this show makes me remember

He already fugged and used the best girl too much

Best girl?
She's the worst person on the show barring Bojack and Bojack is on an upward path now.

She's so unlikeable it's unreal. Princess Carolyn is way better

Why are all of you mentioning best girl but not posting Mia?

Not even Wanda at the very least

>kill a person because you are depressed
>upward path

Is this supposed to be a Daria expy?

pretty sure someone calls her "Discount Daria" or something like that in an episode, actually

Bojack Redditman

Bojack only fucked Carolyn repeatedly because she basically treated him like a son, filling the void left by his shitty mother. She only fucked him because she had a compulsion to fix somebodies life, probably because she was so insecure about her own. What they had is actually a pretty sickening codependency.

Dianne is the only woman in the show who actually understands Bojack, the only one capable of actually penetrating his ego.

After that.
Him finding the horses running is the point where he starts to find himself.
His whole problem is that he's trying to "earn" happiness.
The running horses is representing a type of family that he's never had.

Diane is the same way. She needs to earn her happiness and like Bojack whenever she meets a "goal", she doesn't really feel happy.

Next season she's going to betray Mr PB, lose him, and then realize that his unconditional love was the only thing that actually made her happy

Sarah Lynn refers to her as 'Asian Daria'.

It's funny because it's true of her surface character but totally untrue past that.

Daria isn't a raging feminist who keeps trying to prove it

>Next season she's going to betray Mr PB, lose him, and then realize that his unconditional love was the only thing that actually made her happy
You're probably right. Bitches gotta learn the hard way.

Bojack Normieman

>kills your offspring
>best girl

If Daria was made today she would have been

Protip: If she wants to vacuum it out, let her.

Nothing obliterates a woman/relationship faster than an unwanted child.

>Nothing obliterates a life faster than an unwanted child.
Fixed

I feel like modern Daria would probably be a second generation, middle class, Asian girl who identifies with the more tolerable 2nd wave feminism and finds herself at odds with the modern, shallower radfem movement. Also she dates black guys.

If it was a living being why not take it out of her when they found out about it and put it up for adoption?

Yeah, hers, because YOU can get the fuck out of dodge. Even if she ditches the kid, she still gets her body rekt.

The question is: Is he more a horse than a man, or more a man than a horse?

I thought seeing the horses running was sort of one of two things.

1) He inspired other horses to run,exercise etc

2) He realizes that he needs to reconnect with himself. Return to nature.

Predictions for next season?
>Bojack lives as a horse for a while
>Diane divorces PB
>Bojack is eventually convinced that he's living a lie and goes right back to his miserable nature
>Bojack and Diane have misery sex
>PB goes nuts
>Todd explores asexuality, comes out as gay

Bojack was hung up on accomplishments. Like he's got to be good enough to be happy.

The running horses were just what they were without any sort of conditions.
Bojack already rejected the Hollywoo life with Sarah Lynn 2. It shows growth since the time he told Sarah Lynn 1 that being a Hollywoo actor was the only thing she'll ever be good for.

He was empty (hence the suicide attempt) but the running horses represented fulfilment within one's self.
Hopefully Bojack will go down that path instead of his usual thing of measuring himself by everyone else.

Because she is married.

To best character no less.

>yfw Diane throws Mr PB under the bus and ruins his chance at Governor in order to get some feminist validation

ITT

Because then he'd have to fuck Mr. Doggobutter to make up for it and he clearly doesn't want that.

this 2bh

Diane doesn't deserve him.

I don't see how.
All the female characters are horrible bad people.

new best girl 4 me

...

>that fucking neck

>no friends
>no loyalty
>control issues
>"took care" of a reporter

FUck nah

This guy gets it.
She had a role in only one episode and that's all the screentime she needed to prove she's better than all the terrible people in the show.

We'll always have hope for S4, r-right fellas?

I despise this character so much

Who? Todd?

Can't unsee it

>Doesn't read fiction
>Studies gender equality

Discrepancy detected

The girl, can't remember her name

Yes, and!

but she's literally worst girl

Her only fault is being kinda bland and wanting Todd's dick

He didn't kill her you fucking pleb.

Did you forget sleeping with Todd's bestfriend even though she was trying to woo Todd?

You snooze you lose and Todd was fast asleep.

Besides, Todd didn't care. Her/Bojack's reaction to it was more harmful to Todd than the deed itself.

Fuark! 'Mirin them joosay vascular forearms.

If daria was made today she would have been cool

>You can get away
As long as you surrender your income and future or face prison time sure
Little girls play with baby dolls, little boys get taught it's the worst thing it can happen to them
Men almost never choose to become dads

I meant it was more a just a fault to do with her. Don't sleep with someones friend while trying to get with someone and then keep trying to get with them. Guy or girl. That's just a shitty thing to do.

Cant you completely surrender any parental rights and not be held to any payment?

No.
If you sign the birth certificate of the child as a parent (or even act in a parental manner towards the child), you can be required to pay if the mother requests it.

The goal of the system is to look out for the child. Rights of the "father" be damned.

What does that even mean

Spot on.

Wear a condom, fuckface. The system should look out for the kid over the father, you manchild. Don't want to pay child support? Don't stick your dick in somebody you don't trust and don't get a cunt pregnant.

Also, lol at how fucking ruthless americuck child support laws are, it's fucking ruthless.

But like nerdy, black guys. Imagine an animated Donald Glover.

So... Diane's ex?

Thats why it is femininest>?

he probably has too much respect for her to just fuck her

Found the gash, maybe dont let losers cum inside you? maybe get your tubes tied? maybe birth control?

>lol

Does he have a horse dick or a human dick

Daria got canceled in the 90s mate. Jack Horseman can't fuck a canceled cartoon!

We had a thread about this earlier
The creatures in Bojack Horseman are half man, half animal, the top of their bodies are more animal than the bottom

Ever been in a relationship before? Condoms are by far the easiest & most effective form of contraception.
>get your tubes tied
Yeah, good luck convincing any girl under the age of 40 to do that
>birth control
The ones that can't be dislodged during sex (ie, useless) are hormonal which means most women turn into banshees the minute they start taking them

Condoms aren't drugs, there's nothing to be gained by moving onto new and exotic forms of contraception. Johnny up or pull the fuck out.

>Born with the face of a horse
>Still have a regular man penis

>best girl
Try worst girl. Best girls are Wanda and Charlotte, prove me wrong.

Why did Todd and Mr Peanutbutter only nominate mediocre female directors?

Why was everyone okay with Mr Peanutbutter and Diane getting an abortion?

Why was Todd suddenly otherkin genderqueer this season?

Thanks for coming here Bojack writer.

Mia will never be seen again because she was a throwaway character. All of the best girls in the series are only good because they're shown briefly so that their flaws don't really manifest.

>Why did Todd and Mr Peanutbutter only nominate mediocre female directors?
Because they're retards.
>Why was everyone okay with Mr Peanutbutter and Diane getting an abortion?
LA
>Why was Todd suddenly otherkin genderqueer this season?
When has he ever had sex? He's more of a weird manchild that doesn't seem to understand sex.

>why was a liberal, sociopathic, callous and staunchly pro-choice society okay with abortion?

Do you think before typing?

>too much respect
He tried to kiss her.

>fails at making Kraft macaroni
>weird and secretive
>disposed of that manatee
>two-timed BoJack and then left him to dry
>best girl

>le retarded dog of many lucks
>best character

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Fuck you PC is perfect. Asian Daria is a train wreck that ruins everything she comes into contact with.

The only real bad things that PC did were lying to her assistant about vetting for her promotion and leaving Todd for the cops during the Boreanaz house thing. She deserves more than she gets since characters that are way worse get way better opportunities.

What's with the honeydew hateboner in the series?

>Dianne is the only woman in the show who actually understands Bojack, the only one capable of actually penetrating his ego.
Diane is good because all she wants is pleasure and no responsibility, which leads her to get abortions so that she can have a comfy life. perfect girl

>perfect girl
>Diane is good because all she wants is pleasure and no responsibility
She's a coward that can't handle her problems. She's also an irritating feminist and extremely self absorbed. She's honestly pretty awful and isn't cute enough to make up for it.

>tfw you basically act like bojack horseman and watching the show makes you almost cry, but it makes you feel better

anyone like me? yay or nayyy?

kill yourself

neigh

>Tom Hardy (Who Is A Cat)

the seahorse had a regular penis

None of the women he fucks die of internal bleeding.

He did? I don't remember that.

That's irrelevant. Is his penis horse shaped or human shaped?

You didn't specify shape, you said horse dick, which could mean the entire package.

But who knows. The logical assumption is it's human shaped, with every woman's vagina being human shaped too. Otherwise how the hell do nightmare designed penis's like tortoises work on colaca's and shit.

Keep in mind that horses are a lot bigger than humans, so it might be scaled down to match.

Yeah I got that, but a human sized horse penis is going to struggle to fit inside every single vagina in the animal kingdom, regardless of the size.

Same with other types of dicks. Look up tortoises and explain how that shit fits into a horse pussy.

Horse pussy is pretty deep. Imagine echidnas or ducks or that one species of hyena.

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I'm not talking about depth, I'm talking about how nightmare tortoise dicks even get inside. They're like fucking transformer dicks.

Maybe they don't have actual sex and just do mouth and hand stuff.

The show implies otherwise.

But even if it didn't; what's the point? You only ever bother making anthro characters so you pander to furfags which will keep your series alive drawing porn for it.

It took a long time for the West to latch onto shippers and /u/fags.

The real surprising thing is that there isn't much porn of the series.

Is there anything better to do?

I always though it was weird that other characters (Bojack & Princess for example) are shown to have sex but we never see Diane and Mr. Peanutbutter in that situation. I mean the first episode does state that they do have sex and she had the abortion, but I find their lack of post-coitus on screen time a very weird and deliberate choice.

The only character that is shown having sex or after sex on a regular basis is Bojack.

>>>/reddit/

because it is an open secret that women love to get their pussy eaten by their dog [with the use of peanut butter on their pussy]

>bojack redditman

Something like that. Yeah

Because it's not relevant to the story. If other characters not having sex is relevant, then it'd be written about. This is basic storytelling

If the writers have balls and don't want to milk this show for all it's got, they'll kill Bojack.

Did I ever imply anything to the contrary?

pleb