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Jack, don't you have kids to take care of?

Does your wife know your "viral marketing" working hours are from shitposting in Cred Forums?

How come the quality of their work didn't improve once they didn't have to waste time on Space Cop anymore?

What happened to Jessie did they kill her?

Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.

But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?

Welcome to 4 chan. were you expecting something different?

This is where we are now? People are pretending the Star Wars prequels were good because RLM got popular?

that's stale as fuck pasta senpai

Can't wait for them to shit on Rouge One too be honest.

did rich really quit RLM on the last stream?

Or the quantity, it may have gone down in fact

Due to /readdit/ stalkers she went out of view

Phantom Menace is better than Revenge of the Sith. I know this wasn't what you were talking about but deal with it.

No.

Because he has nothing and I do mean *nothing* else.

Deal with what? You throwing out something completely random?

At least back it up.

What happened?

classic

youtube.com/watch?v=r8xFuYEu_WY

did jack already start taking hormones for his gender reassignment therapy?

What's the best RLM video that's not a part of one of their shows? I really liked that "Ten Things You Didn't Know About Darth Vader's Suit" video they did. Do they have anything else like that?

people were being creeps and isn't in anymore

Yes. Dirty millennial fucks.

Isn't that a little hypocritical considering you are a millennial?

I'm not tho

Scientist Man Analyzes Ghostbusters was GOAT

need info on this

Then aren't you a little old to be posting on a dedicated shitposting board? You could run for president of the United States at this point.

Well now no one is going to tells us since you decided to bring up white supremacy.

he did

there was Jessie's attemped suicide

after that Mike and Jay spitroasted his fiancée

that was the end, I think

>tell someone they're dumb for trying to sell an item you can buy at a vendor in vanilla wow
>get called an sjw
>post a dapper frog
>get called a racist

I'm glad when I was young I didn't waste my youth on the fucking internet. Now that I'm too old to party and have fun it's the perfect age to shitpost on this cartoon site.

It really is. When you're old enough to see youth in all its wondrous stupidity it really is entertaining. Sometimes a shit show is worth watching.

Your thread motivated me to start marathoning all the Plinkett reviews again, starting with Star Trek: Generations. The TFA review better be out by the time I'm finished

I think Episode 8 will be out before the TFA review is done.

I don't know about your SJW nonsense, but the "alt-right" claimed the frog for white supremacy, fuckboy. And Cred Forums is the home of Cred Forums. The odds are not in your favor.

>the "alt-right" claimed the frog for white supremacy
Thank you for Correcting The Record.

I agree with this, except that the star wars prequels do suck.

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Don't they usually post a botw on friday? where the fuck is it?!!?

>Don't they usually post a botw on friday?
No. They don't have any specific release schedule. They just post whenever a video's done.

Am I the only one who wants more Max?

feet-fags on Cred Forums scared her off

I have no idea what you're babbling about now, but it's a documented fact.

Pretty sure everyone wants more max

So why does rlm get a pass but channel awesome threads don't?

What are you even talking about? Channel Awesome threads pop up on here all the time.

101 wacky kid jokes

>let's watch three Transformers films at the same time
That video is wonderful.

This is the guy the RLM hate is based on?

Prometheus DVD

they get shut down all the time though, everyone also complains about them but rlm threads seem to get a free pass.

The Star Wars Holiday Special part 1. It's not a real BotW episode.

>bring up white supremacy
Like rlm didnt do it first

mike didn't bring up white supremacy, he was brought up on white supremacy

Yes, they're childhood friends but hate each other now. They're successful and he's borderline starving

damn

They're comedians first, critics second.

>they're childhood friends
No they're not. They met when they were in their 20s, and even then they were more internet associates than close friends.

United States of NOOOOOoooo was funny. Too bad it seems to have died with Blip.

Guys did you hear about Rich Evans?

My "review" of Reddit Letter Memeia.

posting in a friend simulator thread
idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' exposed him as a fraud and was a failure on every level, yet the his drones still ate it up. He will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Memeia is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>mfw not one single RLM FANBOI cuck has EVER refuted this

i can. jay isn't that great, he belongs with RLM

>PreRec stream
>no Jay
Is there literally any reason not to exit immediately?

Rich is insufferable, he's basically an angsty 15 year old in a fat, 40 year old's body.

AIDS is just irritating with his fake laughter.

I always laugh at the fuck you it's january video

youtube.com/watch?v=beCd9Aeho0Q&feature=youtu.be&t=3m20s

>Watching PreRec
Absolute fucking pleb.

>Jack and Rich waste 2 bitching about a game people have asked them to play
>Rich acts like a petulant child
>hates it for arbitrary reasons
>oh i hate vampires and rpgs
>this after he comes of from enjoying Deus Ex which is kind of similar
>Jack just sucks the dick
>chat just sucks the dick because "le rich is always right" even though the only times rich is actually right is when he makes vague bullshit claims or under massive logical gymnastics.

"That's why you're not on this show"

Maybe you should just not watch them.

Still can't believe Rich is dead

Why does Jay defend Jennifer Lawrence?

RIP Rich Evans.

Vampire The Masquerades is kinda shitty, though.

I did get triggered when he played The Last of Us though.

How do we find a suitable bf for Jay?

Why was Jessy the only person too weak to withstand the trolls that ever single other person on RLM has to deal with?

Is it because of her vagina?

>Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife

Someone post a pic of Jack's wife. He loves Big Black Butts so I wanna see what he wifed.

There's hope for us all.

But where is the Plinkett Episode VII review?

She's pretty qt tbqh

Can't be assed to find a pic though.

Why did you post this?

Where did you even see her?

>I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be.
How can you hate Mike for that? I was happy for him.

new plinkett review when

TFA PLINKETT REVIEW

W H E N
H
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N

There's a photo of her, AIDS and their kids dressed up for Halloween floating around.

Again, can't be assed to find it.

*Rogue

Why is everyone on RLM hung like a horse?

surgery with patreon money

Do you think Mike is still dating Jessi? Why wont she come back, Bros?

We literally only have Jack every episode because she left.

They almost certainly broke up.

Either that or she couldn't handle the bantz.

I have sad, sad news for you, Mike left Jessi for Jay.

no, they hate eachother but can't divorce because he would lose half his shit including Jay.

she's still around, behind the scenes

You mean Susan

Yeah.

>you now realize george walked into that restaurant with a can of diet coke

>Cred Forums still trying to push the alcoholic film school dropouts

Hahaha Lucas sucks guys

Pizza roll

because they are lazy fucks. That's why you don't monetarily support fags like this on patreon and the like. It helps them make content to a point, but after a certain limit most creators get lazy because the cash flow is so good.

t. George Lucas

But they graduated and only one of them is an alcoholic.

PIZZA ROLLS ARE NOT PIZZAS

I want to marry Mike

>not realizing the restaurant is just a green screen

is Cred Forums replacing the Youtube comments section?

...

>Implying that's not a cgi can of diet cock

has science gone too far?

That's cute, but you'll have to settle with user instead.

Where the FUCK is the TFA review we were promised? One of the salads had a 9/23 expiration date

Shillmeister Jack "Big Bald Cock" Packard suggested to release it when Rogue One comes out

Where is my The Force Awakens Plinkett review?

Does Rich ever drink alcohol?

What the fuck am I watching

My favorite RLM thing is when Rich Evans talks about how Darth Vaders fighting style is called "Usu Kai Ken"

post the gif

Pre Rec has some really funny shit from time to time.

>some guy's brother who was also an rlm fan was in an accident and spent time in a coma
>when he woke up the first he said was "oh myy gaaaawd" rich evans style
>they laugh about it now but it was really scary at the moment
>jack reads the story, says he's sorry about what happened but is glad his brother is ok
>jack: "i mean, I'm guessing he's ok, if they laugh about it now..."
>rich: "or maybe he's been dead long enough"

How do I find a Jay lookalike to use as a Jay simulator?

and the only guy he hates is jay. he's fine with mike and rich.

Mike clearly hates him though

that's a food court

reminder that Jay pissed in his favorite coco mug and told him it was mango juice, the sick bastard

Mike's boiling hatred of Gilchrist is pretty amusing. In their documentary about the making of Gorilla Interrupted Mike calls Gilchrist the Jar Jar of the movie.

so he's the key to all of this (rlm)? that's sounds like praise and thankfullness

I like how years before the RLM/Gilchrist drama was known Mike finds that star wars doc he made and goes "I COULD buy this. But I won't"
It was in one of the HiTB comic con episodes

he saw Lauren in the crowd, he knew

>implying at this point lucas does whatever the fuck he wants to do and not a single e person will tel him no.

look at the prequels for proof of this.

This comment literally makes no sense

the output quality and quantity has consistently gone down with their increased support on patreon.

honestly with a different haircut i could look a lot like jay, is this a paying job, cause i could use the money.

Quality is debatable, quantity has been consistent for years now. I don't get you fags who whine they don't put out enough content, back in early days when Plinkett was their main thing you were lucky to get a new video every one or two months and now they release a video every week.

RIP EVANS

What ever happened to that cute chick in that one wheel of the wrost vid where she really wanted to sit on Jays face and kept flirting with him the whole time

she was cute

honestly dont remember that one. anyone know which episode it is? what was jay's reaction, im sure it is worth laughing at.

>quantity
JULY
Eraserhead – re:View
Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #12
Ghostbusters (1984) – re:View
Half in the Bag: Ghostbusters (2016)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior – re:View
Half in the Bag: Star Trek Beyond
Ghostbusters 2 - re:View
Pre-Rec: Battle of the NOT Mega Man games
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome - re:View
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home - re:View
Best of the Worst: Laser Swords!
Rich vs. Mike Lightsaber Battle Video

AUGUST
Scientist Man Analyzes Ghostbusters (2016)
Half in the Bag: Suicide Squad
Batman (1989) - re:View
Top 1 Things WE Didn’t Know About Suicide Squad
Half in the Bag: Stranger Things
Best of the Worst: Battle of the Genres
Stephen King's It – re:View
Ben-Hurt
Pre-Rec: No Man’s Sky
Best of the Worst: Plinketto #2
Half in the Bag: Summer Movie Round-Up
Rich Evans Annoys Children

SEPTEMBER
The Blair Witch Project – re:View
Blade – re:View
Footloose - re:View
George Lucas Salad Unboxing Video #1
Best of the Worst: Found Footage Movies
Half in the Bag: Blair Witch and Don’t Breathe

>quantity has consistently gone down
This is objectively wrong. They've been uploading brand new videos weekly for a very long time.

they watch crazy fat ethel

...

OW MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHD

This is factually incorrect, newfag. You must not have been around for the early days of Half in the Bag, where we would literally get one episode of Half in the Bag a month, maybe two, and that was it. Best of the Worst didn't exist, re:View didn't exist, and Plinkett reviews were few and far between.

>early days of RLM
>only release a Plinkett review once every six months to a year
>RLM starts Half in the Bag
>release 1 or 2 episodes a month
>RLM starts Best of the Worst
>release 2 Half in the Bags a month, in addition to at least 1 Best of the Worst a month
>RLM starts Pre-Rec
>release 1-2 Half in the Bags a month, in addition to at least 1 Best of the Worst a month, in addition to weekly Pre Rec gaming streams twice a week
>RLM introduces re:View
>release 1-2 Half in the Bags a month, in addition to at least 1 Best of the Worst a month, in addition to weekly Pre Rec gaming streams twice a week, in addition to 1-2 re:View videos a month
Yeah, their quantity sure has dropped since 2012

pre rec isnt even worth mentioning

i saw a dude at my rock climbing gym the other night wearing an RLM shirt. i wanted to shout something at him but i couldn't think of anything funny so i just stared but when i caught his eye i didn't know what to do so i just looked away

>completely ignoring the point because of personal bias

How old is Jay, again?

pic unrelated

sounds like someone is jealous of jack's friendship with rlm

>Or the quantity, it may have gone down in fact
What, they've been doing at least one video a week since space cop, and even introduced an easy thing to shit out.

I really like Re:View, it's what I want without any of the time taking fluff

>it only counts as real content if I personally say it does
Okay

Go back to Cred Forums, Satan

36

How old is that in faggot years?

Why can't I find a bunch of these on the website.

And a few other things people recommended in this thread aren't on the website either.

>Why can't I find a bunch of these on the website.
Because half of them aren't real.

>Batman (1989) - re:View
So that Batman re:view doesn't exist

Go to their website or youtube channel and look at the videos listed. The ones that are listed in this thread that aren't on their site are the ones that don't exist. I'm sorry if this simple act is too complicated for you.

the quantity of videos did in fact go down right after patreon launched but that was due to the production of Space Cop. It's a stupid thing to say about them now though.

its the perfect age to be raising your family you fat fuck

fuck off

Is "fuck off" a video of theirs? I can't find it on their website.

You're being pretty hostile for no reason right now, is everything okay in your personal life?

Is "fuck off" replacing re:view?

>666
>Cred Forums

THE

DEVIL

IS

AMONG

US

Do you think Mike beats Jack if he doesn't use his wicked smart marketing professional talents for RLM?

I just heard on the police scanner here in Wisconsin that there was a domestic violence incident at Mike and Jessi's house. I hope Mike didn't finally lose it and hurt Trison Packard Stoklasa.

>implying he would ever hurt the future of the company

Rich isn't dead. Stop ruining my thread.

I know what you mean, he lives on in our hearts and minds.

RIP Rich Evans

>Best of the Worst: Found Footage Movies

Ooo, this should be good.

WHERE IS FORCE AWAKENS PLINKETT RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish Mike and Jay would take turns cuddling me and telling me that they love me .

it;s coming on the 23th

That's fucking gay but you got dubs so I guess it evens out.

It's already the 24th in Milwaukee.

it's the 24th everywhere shitbag

Jack's wife was cute enough though.

no it isnt

Yeah it is fucking gay....lol. :P

inb4 I'm actually a girl

Hahaha yeah me to lol

Tits or literally get the fuck out you cretin

prove it

because it's 11:51 pm in the central time zone and it's still the 23rd west of that

Never forgotten
RIP Rich Evans

anyone know where i can get some source film maker rlm porn?

No it isn't you dumb fucking third world piece of shit.

what ever happened to the actor that first played the Jay character? has he been in anything since being replaced on RLM?

he's been blacklisted from the e celebrity industry

He's Scott Thompson's twink jizz receptacle now.

...

gibberish

memes

try again fuccbois, i'm the slowest timezone in the world and it's the 24th here

>i'm the slowest timezone

I don't doubt that you fat fucking human planetoid, but you need to get your clocks fixed. Have your carer do it for you.

Jay has a cute smile

will we ever get a pic of jay's nips?

Fuck you asshole!

>slowest timezone
your a moron

Everyone get comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA

We miss you Rich

I can't believe he rewatched that and still decided to upload it for the world to see. Packard is a terrible judge of quality.

>Ten Things You Didn't Know About Darth Vader's Suit
That was going to be my answer. SHEEP video.

Grabowskis season 6 when?

Where the fuck is iiiiiiit

>I have literally eaten at that food court table

oh shit

There is that shirtless pic of Jay with his brother.

what the fugg is all this shit?
classic, classic RLM

youtube.com/watch?v=-adozDWX-2w&t=2m49s

oh shit IT'S UP

Why would you lie to us like this?

he rage quit gay vampire rpg

>video gets posted after waiting a week
>FUCK YES
>it's Rich reviewing some salads for a couple of minutes
>video finishes
>hope next week it will be a WotW

Life is suffering. Nothing more.

i dont like with re:view and possibly other segments where at the end it says to listen to soundcloud for the full thing

so you go to the soundcloud and theres no video (obviously) and you have to listen to the whole thing again to see what you MIGHT have missed.

Just post it all to youtube, with video.

>both have a stained front tooth

every time

>They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction.
Is that was this is diatribe was about? You're getting this mad because you were banned from a twitch channel? How old are you?

It's not even them, it's their mods that do it

I get banned from literally every twitch stream, it's incredible how petty all these fuckers are, if you're not saying OMG HOW GREAT ARE YOU HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE they ban you instantly.

no

>I get banned from literally every twitch stream
So you're an asshole, congrats

RIP Rich Evans ;_;

WHAT?

I just now realized Jack is RLM's Matt Rorie.

I just like discussing things and presenting arguments instead of meaninglessly singing in unison.

no nips, only chest hair

IM DYING JAY

So how many "New Plinkett review is coming soon" videos have they made yet?

he's accomplished more than you ever will. i can guarantee that

>doing this in twitch chat

you aren't an asshole, you're just retarded. at the end of the day nobody wants your constructive input, everyone sings to the choir because it's all the platform can really allow for. go start a blog you fucking yuppie

>that pic

How can someone be that tremendously unaware?

>because it's all the platform can really allow for.
Then what's the point of there even being a chat?

Friend simulation, like watching a football match with friends, you don't have introcate discussions on the philosophy of soccer, you just yell random shit and laugh

Except you get banned if you yell anything except for W00T W00T.

>playing a story driven, dialogue heavy, immersive and atmospheric RPG - for all intents and purposes, a singular, personal experience - in front of someone else and a few thousands strangers

Why?

Why would anyone recommend that type of game, and why would they actually attempt it? That's like reading a fucking book in the livestream.

Fuck, Pre-Rec is such an abomination.

>tfw getting comfy watching the plinkett star trek reviews again starting with generations

feelscomfyman

What's the best Mike HitB film synopsis? He does some funny as fuck ones.

The one from Star Trek Beyond recently is a highlight

rest in peace rich

I really want to break in jay's boypucci
Do you think he's still pure?
I want to be the strong man who he submits to for the first time, ashamed of his own thin, smooth erection.

rest in peach rice

Isn't Mike the only one who went to film school?

Also, I feel like film is a shit tier art to study. At least go for literature or something. No, music is not any better either.

Jay also went to film school. I'm not sure about Jack, but I think he has studied if not film then media in some way. Rich finished high school I think?

that's pretty gay desu

new botw when?

What are we watching?

They're still together, she just wants to get away from us fuckers.

That was probably the best way it could have played out.

That guy looks clinically depressed.

>us fuckers
maybe just you

Have you seen RLM videos? He's on a highway to hell.

is this Mike? it doesn't quite look like him

It very clearly isn't him.

I was watching the pre:rec stream for no mans sky. Someone commented about how they were scared of going to college and Rich was just like "naw, college is easy" and started giving advice. So I suspect he's at least been to college, if not graduated.

I K T F

That girls hot, good for mike

If you want to do anything more than cuddle Jay then you are a degenerate and he's not your husbando.

That's not them. That seems to be some Greek couple.

>Ahh yes
>>>>>Reddit

No Mike is just famous among the Greeks for his sharp wit. It's like the French with Jerry Lewis.

great I'll add it to the db

Why has Mike aged so terribly?

Alcohol, unhealthy food, no physical activity, chronic depression.

looks like he already has 3 kids

>"mike is an alcoholic" meme
it's just an act, nothing more

Not saying he's a an AA-level alcoholic but he definitely drinks A LOT. You can tell just by the way his face and gut.

No you can't. Don't be a retard. Alcohol isn't the only thing that causes a person to age. AGE is the leading cause of aging.

that's crazy talk.

mike always seems to get wasted from fuck all alcohol. Jay usually drinks a lot too and never looks drunk, therefore jay's the alco

Look at Jay. They're about the same age. They look 10 years apart. Why? Lifestyle. Alcohol being a big part of that.

I have a gut and I rarely have more than a few beers on weekends.

you know what's an even bigger part of that? Genes and fitness.

You're a fucking idiot.

just look at what booze did to rich (RIP)

>comfy Friday /rlm/ general?
It's Saturday.

Are you suggesting they just emptied half of the skull liquor off screen into another container without drinking it?

I would never suggest such a thing. I'm merely implying it.

No, Mike definitely drank it. You could watch him get more and more smashed as things went on.

>drinking once in a while means you're an alcoholic
Are you 12 years old? Are you unable to grasp that you only see them drinking in an internet video once or maybe twice a month? Do you for some reason assume that because they drink on camera sometimes that they must drink off camera all the time too?

Plinkett wheeeeen

they're constantly drunk. this is why Jessi abandoned us...i mean them

23th of September according to len kabasinski on pre rec stream

Yesterday?

2017

She lives in LA.

>(Fri)22:31:14
herp durrr

>comfy Friday /rlm/
But today is Saturday.

lamefag

i think the boring truth is that the BotW sessions are grueling endurance challenges that nobody especially wants to sit through if it isn't benefiting their careers to do so.

The whole reason they started doing Best of the Worst was because they were regularly getting together and watching shitty movies anyway, so they decided to start filming it.

>careers

Just take it. God, it's like you're not even trying.

>3,2,3,4,4,2,3 AND

THESE MEN ARE PAWNS

Seriously, fuck papa johns. Why do they only give you one pepperoncini per pizza?

Are you retarded? It was a teaser for the new Plinkett review which makes it the best video theyve done in a long time by default.

>74675793
This.

>Plinkett review is coming guys!!
I still don't know if I'm getting rused

Will this eventually be the comfy Sunday RLM general?

How does Jay feel about the fact that everybody assumes he is a submissive bottom?

They may drop it between now and Christmas. I wouldn't count on it in Oct because thats when they release their yearly Halloween Best of the Worst.

If we don't get it by Christmas that's when you should worry. Unless they release it a few days after the new year.

How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.

Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.

A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.

Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they love, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation X, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.

Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing live to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.

not bad

>footloose
>found footage BOTW
>laser swords
>laser battle

Am I being goofed? I didn't see that shit

this makes me uncomfy