What do you think of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise?

what a butterface

A face like a horse.

literal plebtaste

Here comes krager with more faggot opinions

Jessica was in the better movie, i'll give you that.

it's not even close bros

everything that wasn't directed by hooper can go fuck itself

Loved the original.
Texas Chainsaw 2 is just so odd that I love it as well.
The remake, the only reason I like it is some prime ass shots.

The rest sucked.

She doesn't look like that anymore.

And in 10 years Dadarrio will look like Satan, pls go

>TCM-Good
>TCM2-Offbeat but alright
>Leatherface-Saved only by Ken Foree
>Next Generation-No idea what the fuck happened here
>Remake-Fairly decent for a horror remake
>Remake prequel-Not bad, just very, very boring.
>Chainsaw 3D-Worst fucking thing in this franchise. "Do yer thing, Cuz!"
>New Leatherface-Will likely be shit. Who gives a fuck about any film that shows a character when they were a kid?

Biel detected,

you have win a enemy

yes she does

Awful shit but it sold me on the Daddario meme.

>when she was changed up in the climax with her shirt unbuttoned

W E W L A D S

wtif i agree with Krager for once

There has got to be a way I can get myself in a position to fuck these two at the same time. There's got to be. I'll pray on it and hope something comes to me.

both daddario and her have an amazing body of work

>the original
10/10 horror masterpiece. By far the best of the series.
>2
Surprisingly good horror comedy. By far the second best of the series.
>3
Tries to recapture the unsettling atmosphere of the original but fails. Not terrible though.
>The Next Generation
Hilariously awful trainwreck.
>remake
Generic slasher.
>prequel
Terrible generic slasher.
>3D
Terrible generic slasher.

I kinda hope the next one is a completely insane comedy like 2. Every time Hollywood tries to recreate the straight-faced horror of the original they end up making a generic turd.

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>tfw Geriatric Jurassic Park Man was balls deep in this every day for, like, two years

>those proportions
wew lad, it's like someone modelswapped a male character with a female model

That Daddarilio is ugly as fuck. Biel's reboot is ten times better.

Biel has herpies

Too bad she's a shill for hill

this is 100% right and nothing anyone says can prove other wise ever period

I got a boner when the guy in the wheelchair started feeling up her ass

> TCM - Godly

>TCM 2 - Starts off great and fizzles out in the second half. Batshit, fun to see Dennis Hopper, but wouldn't watch it again.

> TCM 3 - Terribly boring, even with Ken Foree. Weirdly empty movie.

> TCM Next Gen - So fucking weird and bad that it's worth it. I'd watch it again before 2, really.

The rest is irrelevant.

$$$$$$$$$ All women are just whores for money. You think if Mick Jagger worked at a car wash he'd get any pussy?

There should never have been anything more than the 1st movie.

Is that the jew girl with the huge tits from Malcolm in the Middle?

Her tits aren't actually huge, but yes.

lolno
horseface

They padded that shit? I was played

Mamario is really a piece of fine genetic art... Demonic eyes, busty tits, A+ tummy and fine ass.

Sweet Jesus, why live?

I still think she's hot. Just no big tits, sadly.

Stupidity>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you

wtf i love niggers now

it fuggin sucks

Well, the franchise sucks but the original movie is fantastic and 2 is pretty good. They should've stopped after 2.

blacked

>ywn have a daddario gf

what did she mean by this?

DO UR THANG CUZ

Fuck that movie and fuck you waifu faggots