But here's the thing

On the Entourage movie: “In terms of gender politics, The Human Centipede is more sensitive”

Entourage is fine, it's just aged poorly.

The Human Centipede is actually very progressive when it comes to gender

I would also like someone to post this

>pointless and unfunny interruption

I got you niggas

"Hi Worcester and Jeeves, after finishing an inexplicably long day last Friday and barely overcoming the so-called 'thrills' of modern parenthood the husband and I decided to engage in a spot of Friday night escapist fantasy with -FILM X- based solely upon Mark's recommendation. Imagine our shock when it turned out to be a two-hour slog through inane, baffling and incomprehensible utter tosh disguised as entertainment. Apoplectic with rage didn't even begin to cover it as we reached the sixty minute mark of inexorable dribble! We immediately retrieved the woeful disc from our DVD player of choice before returning it to the shop and instead ended up getting nice and cosy with a copy of Pirates 4. In summation we feel the good doctor owes us an apology and will take this in the form of a birthday greeting to our daughter who is currently overseas in Australia. Signed, Cunt."

someone's gotta keep the train on the track and running on time.

he also puts a stop to his obscure reference spirals that most of the public won't get.

fucking kek

>The fact that the main character isn't a lesbian woman of colour is deeply problematic. White males should all be killed.

What did he mean by this?

>mates with Wally Pfister
>Transcendence turns out to be a load of old shit
>Begrudgingly give it a favourable review otherwise things will be bare awks with wally

thanks

>plebeian nolanfag but he's british so plebs think he's not a pleb: the critic

sorry

Your question was not without its flaws William Peter Blatty William Peter Blatty bathe in chlorox everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed tin ear for comedy William Peter Blatty problematic whole bunch of gender politics I laughed like a drain colonial commoner neurologists nook paedophiles pantry William Peter Blatty movie outstayed its welcome

hello to rosemary and fred west.

He does this all the time. It's really annoying.

He used to seriously piss me off at first, but I warmed to him. Sometimes I think he gets impatient at Kermode's repeated anecdotes.

mayo is based

really makes you think

>unless his desired look is "how can I make my head look as fucking huge as possible".
You're not familiar with Mark Kermode then, I take it?

>entire review is HOWEVER
>find out later he was supposed to be recommending it

Name a more bluepilled critic than Kermode or pic related

Amy Nicholson

>it's a james king episode

GOAT one liner. I think this is my favourite review of his. The amount of hatred he has right out of the gate is brilliant

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgCZ9lgQ3I

Fucking brilliant

>it's a Sanjeev Bhaskar episode
Love this guy. He really knows what he's talking about.

>it's a James tries to force his shitty second bassoonist meme episode

>dear (x) and (y)
>good doctor(s)
>listener undergoing surgery/running a marathon
>Wittertainment Related Injury
>clergy corner/cartoonists corner/etc
>hello to Jason Isaacs
>how do you follow us on snapchat?
>flappy hands/banging the table
>Mary Poppins/The Exorcist/Silent Running
>tv movie of the week is 2am on Film4
>the BBFC
>ask me the secret of comedy
>showbiz anecdote
>colonial commoners
>DANNY DYAWWWW
>ZZZACK SNYDER
>SHUTUP BUTTWAD!
>Huge Action
>the Wittertainment Cruise
>not without flaws
>the Code of Conduct
>other (x) are available
>the good lady professor (her indoors)
>Dougal and the Blue cat
>Well done U
>Contributor cites their swimming certificate as qualification
>all requests Friday
>Outer Hebrides Film Festival
>skiffle
>The Flibbity Flongs of the Blippity Bongs
>he was lovely, he can come back any time
>lots of laughs all the way through
>Simon hasn't heard of anything
>McGee McGeeeeee
>art with a capital F
>It's a William Peter Blatty anecdote
>It's a meeting my wife anecdote
>The Ninth Configuration
>Hackers
>SIR ANT-THONY HOPKINS
>Toes curled so much they were in his ears
>Bathe in CHLOROX
>Laughed like a drain
>Really?!

>it's a his cuckold side takes reign over his objective side episode

Every time he references something relating to identity politics I cringe so hard my asshole does a triple flip

...

lmao

>Royalty
>Ruling anybody

What fucking century do they think this is?

It had a lot of baggage

TURN THE LIGHT ON

>tfw hate SJW feminists and dislike horror movies but love kermode

I guess im just brain damaged

Hes good.

MISOGYNIST

Sometimes his reviews are accurate but I cannot trust a man that defended the Twilight movies and Ballbusters 2016. Also his name is shit.

He acted like a complete crybaby through the GB review but the mental gymnastics he went through to avoid saying it was shit are almost tangible

All based Mayo does is wind up Kermode, he's great

The show's not really about films anyway.

He acknowledges the Twilight series' flaws. First one is genuinely good.

He though new Ghostbusters was better than Confessions.

THERE IS NO TRASHCAN BIG ENOUGH

Fuk dis bitch

Seriously

this ones great, and any zack snyder or danny dyer films just so he can do the voices to piss off mayo.
his nick nolte impression turning out to be spot on is hilarious too

That Robbie Collin though.

Can't even tell them apart, clearly.

tfw you find out his real name was Mark Fairey

Yay a lot of my suggestions from the last thread made it in