AAAAAlirghty then. based Jim

>you've been good to me financially

Is this suppose to make us feel sympathy?

>don't care about catching diseases when the meal ticket gives a fancy lifestyle
>he starts getting bored, decides it's over
>realize I'm now diseased, broke, useless, and 30+
She made the smart choice in killing herself

>They used that old, broken iPhone text generator website that had the bug where text boxes overlap slightly and cut off the top of the bubble

Can tabloids sink any lower?

I've always hated Jim Carrey.

>I hope this makes me look like I cared about her

Nice source, faggot.

Also:
>pre-iOS 7

The girl who killed herself is actually from my hometown originally so now everyone here can't shut up about it and everyone hates Jim.

Eh. I think if you've contributed as much to the world as Jim Carrey has, you deserve to kill a girl or two and get away with it.

Bill Cosby also did nothing wrong in my eyes

is he /OURGUY/?

>a degenerate STD infested normie

no you dumb fuck, he's not our guy

Even if he did do anything wrong, he should get no punishment.

Thats not based Jim

This. Sounds like a gold digging whore, in which case this is no loss.

Well if a woman denies being the source of an STD that makes it so

I think its like a law that women never lie?

>mobilefag
>/r9k/ user
You're no voice for anyone here.

They should hate her for murdering someone and also making a cuckold out of her husband.

canada?

why are their texts public? this is ridiculous no one should see this

Actors who belong in prison.

Lol didnt he carry her coffin? Fuark to think all that time he was just acting

how was he acting? people argue and fight all the time you don't expect that person to kill themselves.

because that's his job, he can mask his feelings, and give a performance

Wait, are there really sexually active people here that *dont* have herpes? lmao

>Well if a woman denies being the source of an STD that makes it so
Are we really going to give Jim "No Vaccines for Me" Carrey the benefit of the doubt here? Motherfucker probably endorses the Foo Fighters for all we know.

you're not making any sense because he's an actor that must mean he was acting when someone he cared about died?

so...there's not gonna be an Ace Venura 3 anytime soon ?

Based Carrery

>No Vaccines for Me
He is an anti-vaxxer? Okay so he is not playing retards in movies he is retarded.

I think cheating so much you give your partner three STDs is more than a regular fight, I mean maybe it is for you with your BBC addiction but not most people

>someone he cared about died
oh come on, dude's been fucking models for the past twenty years don't give me that crap, did you check the messages?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3803335/Jim-Carrey-gave-ex-girlfriend-STDs-triggering-suicide-claims-estranged-husband.html

That's how you treat an escort or generally someone you just wanted to just fuck, alrighty then.

the article keeps calling the other guy the "estranged husband", not that the daily mail is worried about burning celebrities but it seems like a very negative connotation to sway people's opinions of the accuser

"agrivated folacles or bumps are normal when you shave or have vigorous sex"

- jim carrey

50% of everyone have herpes, and 90% don't even know they have HSV1. Herpes is essentially the biggest scam of the pharm industry because it's essentially not an issue for 99% of people who have it.

Gonorrhea is usually asymptomatic, but it still curable.

i have a ..friend who had a few tiny white dots on his upper lips for more than like 3 years, they never change or disappear could that be hsv1? he also doesn't drink enough liquids most days if it matters

>because it's essentially not an issue for 99% of people who have it.
99% of people are gross assholes. Maybe you enjoy walking around with pus dripping all over the place or handling your dick like a radioactive leak, but most don't just happily accept a sexually transmitted disease from the person that claims to love them.

>Gonorrhea is usually asymptomatic, but it still curable.
We wish. Check the news.

No you retard. Herpes are big to medium sized red sores on the mouth out lip area.

Jim, nice of you to join the chat.

Those are most likely milk spots

fuck I think that it's it

except..he doesn't have as many or in such a concentrated mass

HPV which the majority of sexually active people have often leads to herpes. Most people have or have had something.

wow, her soul was so clean, she said in the text before she knew that if she did have stds she could never be in another relationship, as in she woulnt want to give the herpes to someone else even if they thought she was super hot

wow

>Most people have or have had something.
doubtful

I remember a few years ago I kept watching these videos about Jim Carey being a satanist or something

>doubtful

from the CDC (me on the right)

regardless of what happened their private texts shouldn't be public, and for the ex husband suing jim for money because of his dead ex is fucking disgusting

people.com/article/jim-carrey-speaks-out-cathriona-white-suicide

>claims made by a random guy are true
>because they're against someone famous
hello, tumblr

people need to know man, so we don't repeat the same mistakes

people.com/article/jim-carrey-mark-burton-cathriona-white-std-lawsuit#vgi=16_&=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.people.com%2Fpeople%2Farticle%2Famp%2F0%2C%2C21031896%2C00.html,http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-3803335%2Famp%2FJim-Carrey-gave-ex-girlfriend-STDs-triggering-suicide-claims-estranged-husband.html

Anti gun piece of shit, so no.

he's Canadian though, he doesn't vote.

>Its a Truman gives a girl three STDs episode
>the producers don't know what to do with him

why are all the decent 90s icons turning out to be horrible human beings?

Pitt, Carrey, Cosby, it goes on and on

why did my parents/grandma kiss me as a kid if they might have herpes

>amerishoots

;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=WecrsiXlGis

Because they're human beans like the rest of us, especially when it comes to women.

>you've been good to me financially, but ...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2e5qfcbtfEI

Anyone remember this creepy shit he uploaded about Emma Stone?

>2016
>not being vaccinated for HPV

What third world shithole do you guys live in?

Boy, you gotta Carrey that weight
Carrey that weight a long time

those are fordyce bumps
he probably has them on his dick, too
they're pretty common

It's not Jim because he didn't end every text with one of those looney smileys he always did in his tweets }8^]o]

The shot costs $600 in USA

>Vaccines
>cost

You have to be joking

you realize these texts have only come out because the girls ex husband is suing jim?

that's america for ya everything is about money

>Being too poor to not contract herpes

Lmao @ your life

>girls ex husband

So basically he wants to piggyback the death of a woman he legally admitted he didn't care about anymore into free money?

Tommy Lee Jones was right about him all along.

Carrey said
>"I was really looking forward to working with Tommy because he was a fantastic actor, and he still is. I love him. I mean, he's amazing. But he was a little crusty…I think he was just a little freaked out because Dumb and Dumber had come out on the same weekend as Cobb, and Cobb was his big swing for the fences--pardon the pun. And that didn't work out, and it freaked him out. I think it made him--I walked into a restaurant the night before our big scene in the Riddler's lair and the maître d said, 'You're working with Tommy Lee Jones, aren't you?' I said, 'I am.' He said, 'He's in the back corner.' I said, 'Oh, great. I'll go say hello.' And I went up to say hi and the blood drained from his face in such a way that I realized that I had become the face of his pain or something. And he got kind of shaking and hugged me and said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I was like, 'Wow, okay, what's going on, man?' And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'"

Tommy Lee Jones knew. He tried to warn us.

...

>tfw you are 100%, unequivocally sure you don't have an STD

there is no test for hpv in men

>believing the superjew on pharma issues
No.
Educate thyself

Those texts are spliced together.

i.e he didnt respond "lel bye" to "help i have the herp".

Lawyer is trying to get a payout from Big Jim.

Do not pay.

Fight it brother.

THE WORST CASE OF GONORRHOEA I HAVE EVER SEEN!

>jim carrey's movies are funny

HOLY FUCK, NAME????

BUNDA

>Got the herp

Well boys time to fucking off myself and gain lots of sympathy.

I hope they question the shit out of my ex-lover. Pure justice kino.

>Motherfucker probably endorses the Foo Fighters for all we know
THE BEST

Kelly C

t. guy with STDs

wait jim carreys personal prostitute killed herself because he gave her herpes?

mother of whoppers

so this also proves his crazy and that the proposal video he made for Emma Stone was actually directly from his "heart"

>thinks there's a herpes vaccine

Public education swings and misses again.

>hpv
>herpes

Can you get STDs even when you use a condom properly?

>Kike discovered to be a kike

what a surprise

Exactly. How many of us can honestly say we've never infected a woman with an incurable disease or slipped a woman some drugs and then pounded her pussy while she drooled on the carpet?

Yes.

Yes. Touching genitals, oral, etc.

I thought those things were 99% good at preventing transmission.

JABBA.
A
B
B
A

Now consider the 1%.

On on hand, you meet a beautiful woman, you go home with her, and want to do everything, explore her body fully, and yet, with this abandon comes great risk...what can you do?

Eh, I've been banging a pretty slutty chick whose been known to whore around.

Probably should rethink my life right now.

simultaneous masturbation after signing a contract to consent to such

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things: one part of me wants to take her home, be real nice and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

top kek

>jim carrey is a funny guy

actors who you would righteously murder on sight

Cosby did nothing wrong. Where's the proof?

there's been several in going through human trials the past few years.

I imagine they go something along the lines of

>the injection you received is either the vaccine or a placebo. Here's your methwhore, good luck.

More freedom, less media scrutiny due to the limitations in communication at the time.

POO 2 LOO!!

Cosby has claimed guilt and settled in several drug/sexual assault cases dating back to the 60s.

>tfw I have that
Had to have surgery on my dick because of it. Fucking whore of an ex.

I FOUGHT THE LAW

>Can tabloids sink any lower?
yes, the Dailymail will always find a way

>> land of the free to pay us all your moniez

He obviously got them from that blonde whore with a autist son.

...

...

He cruises and barebacks.

Is he /OURGUY/ now?

Probably.

"cared"

Edmund, why do they let you access internet in prison?

>cracking dick jokes at gf's funeral
>some people are trying not to laugh

>Yeah sure you were dear, and all women are on the pill all the time they are with a rich man so we don't need to use a condom.

This.

>Trying to pick up that hot brunette on the left at his ex gfs funeral.

Based

>be terrified of guns and demand they be removed from legal ownership
>murder a woman with your dick

>Canadegenerates

bullshit, guys dont give girls gonnorhea because the symptoms are painful and obvious as fuck for them. Girls on the other hand spread that shit like wildfire.

Dont even get me started on HSV1, literally 70% of ppl have that shit, many dont even have symptoms.

And as for HSV2? you date one of the worlds most famous actors at an old age and expect not to be exposed?

This is some fucking slanderous garbage

I'd still fuck Jenny McCarthy

How is Murderthew Murderick doing these days?

I always forget, what's this guy's name again?

It's in the filename, why would you read any reply if you're not going to read that?