Why is Based Evans so based?

Why is Based Evans so based?

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Because he is literally Captain America

What an unflattering picture.

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ur mum was an unflattering picture wheni smashed her pungent arse ring and splashed ooze all over her big fat tits

Eh laughs at sluts and doesn't afraid of anything

those to need to have children ASAP

r/ring the gif/webm/video/whatever of him on his knees holding on to a door frame laughing

I think it was a prank or something he pulled

cant find it using my google-fu

He's based because he hates his job and can't wait to quit once his contracts are up.

Agreed. We need them to start a master race of tittymonster children.

youtu.be/1-HA9Cs5Gic

>Based
what the fuck is with this based meme? what does it even mean?

>mfw you realise halley attwell will nver rub your pectorals
Why live

SLUT

> SLUT
> implying you would be able to resist groping chris evan's tits if you had the chance

ITs a terrible feeling.

You're right

>Robert Downey Jr. told Howard Stern in May that Tony Stark would back Hillary Clinton, saying he believes Stark is a “budding feminist”.
>weapons manufacturer voting for the candidate that wants gun control

Chris is obviously the slut

Such a slut

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Based on what?

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> tfw you will never get to make out with hayley atwell

>tfw you will never get to make out with chris evans

fuck

if hitler had won we'd all look like him ;_;

That hug looks super sensual
>pushes her inot the wall with his whole body
>her tits basically rubbing all over his chest

NO wonder Scarlet chose Americas side

When we're all blonde haired blue eyed none of us are.

>absolutely enormous

Look who's talking

craig ferguson literally makes the exact same retort to her during the interview, kek

I always had saw him as an improve Tom Cruise desu familia

did you even watch iron man, retard

Is he trying to finger game us?

>she immediately starts taking her clothes off

Why is he so based?

he is literally America incarnate

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I bet Mark Ruffalo just hates how naturally charismatic and attractive Evans is

FUCKING CRAIG.
I miss that fucker so much on late night television.
I didn't realize it at the time I have nothing without him.

>dat powerslide
>dat wallgrab
Every time

why are marvel actor threads always so homo? fucking faggots

Go away Snyder

>that hip lean into her

at least DC threads arent about Cavill's pec muscles

Ferguson doesn't do the late, late show anymore? What replaced him? He was amazing.

James Corden hosts the show now. I agree though, Craig Ferguson was amazing, he always seemed to be able to make his guests feel relaxed.

I developed such a huge crush on Hayley after that interview, such a qt youtube.com/watch?v=f7_XWv0KfzQ

Chubby Brit named James Corden.
His show set up is neat. He himself is not funny or entertaining.

He's got big lactating mantiddies and breastfeeds his boyfriend every morning.

look at the top of his pec

>Based

By letting RDJ take more screen time in his sequel and letting him get paid far more? Sounds like a faggot to me OP

Sounds hot

Yeah man the budding feminist that had all the stewardess dance on stripper poles on his private jet.

Indeed it is.

How do I Evans mode?

> Be literal Captain America irl
> Be able to choose any woman you want to date
> Choose Jenny Slate

I just don't understand you guys

HGH, personal trainer, GOMAD, 4 SCOOPS.

Why does he laugh so much?

the NOSE KNOWS!!

also maybe she is a fucking despicable pervert and makes him feel like the little girl, giving him the strapon strap down.

there's a board for you homos

> ywn get to see Chris Evans breed Hayley Atwell

> ynw get to see Cap breed best girl Peggy Carter in the MCU movies

life is not fair

>GOMAD
+SS

Like you would stand up to it.

Jesus fucken christ the man looks good with a beard.