Come home

>come home
>see this
wat do

get the flamethrower

fap

she thicc

Have a big party and offer sushi to all of my guests.

Tell her to check em

cut her up into little pieces and make a painting with her blood obviously

ahem... Tell her to check em

Check what loser?

open a benni hanas

Sell it to a zoo

Use the cash to stay neet

do a 360 and walk away

Jerk off on it if it's not an immediate threat

Fuck it if that's an option, or get a tentacle handy

Get it to do work online and earn money while I feed it seaweed and fuck it

Jerk off right in front of her then cum on her tits and face.

Start swimming in it.

these

What is this?

Checked

>360

retard

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>toss flour on her
>cover her in bread crumbs
>attempt to make calamari rings

I remember this scene from alien resurrection

What is this from?

newfag

these?

Spring, decent flick.
Has a genuinely good ending for a horror flick.

very nice. my turn

Spring was Twilight boys.

Alternative: Before Sunrise for dumb horror movie fans.

Nice treinta y tres you got there seƱor

Make her some eggs.

okay

sex

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She was so fucking qt.

>being new: the post

What if he's pretending to be new and now you are the newfags?

what film?

Takoyaki

Just what are you
>implying

what if we knew that all along?

Fuck off faggots

have a trip and learn your place

Two leg privilege, obviously. You shit lord.

Lay the curse of blood on Brygenwerth

do a 180 and moonwalk away

Cuddle with her until she turns back into my qt gf

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Try for the 78th time to kill the Orphan of Kos again

How much feminism/SJW bullshit is in it?

"Hey honey, how was your day?"

jesus fucking christ

take out a add in the paper for a position for a female adult film star position that needs to be filled ASAP. then wait to make history

For real.

neck yourself

"HASTUR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT !"

"Pregnancy's a bitch, ain't it? Want some ice cream and a movie?"

He has a point.
You can't simply go to the cinema or dl a movie,flick, kino anymore without knowing how much PC SJW LGBT degeneracy it will contain.
It's your time and money you are investing in it and I don't want to spend any of that on some mentally ill libshit pendulum that is currently swinging and erroding the entire western civilisation.

what if I was bored and samefagged everything to get a rise out of YOU

Cool, have fun staying in your comfort zone and enjoy missing out on a bunch of great films.

kill yourself, newfag

you retards are as bad as SJWs

In all likelihood? Freakout, jump into my car, and drive away as fast as I could.

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Except we don't put our agenda in movies

lol maybe you should start a website that lists all the movies that will trigger yr autism

I'm not sure if the tentacles can handle eating eggs, better make sure she eats them all before she leaves.

Find a hole to fuck. Looks not dry. Ok for me.

You don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat these *hands it a bowl of garlic*

these dubs, faggot.

Only because you can't. Anyway, this movie has nothing to do with that shit. It's a boy/girl love story with some sci-fi and horror shit.

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Put water on a pot and cook it up.

But you sure wish you could.

Just answer the man's question.

>Man

Men don't bitch about shit in films, that's what women do.

this

this movie was amazing

those feels fuck

>only torrents available are from YIFY

Fuck that.

try to stick my dick in it

Seems like you're the only one who's bitching here. The guy asked you a question and you got triggered as fuck.

It's a real stupid question. Would you answer an SJW who asked you if it had feminist undertones?

> If you fall in love, you lose your immortality
> If you stay chill and just keep fucking dudes every 20 years, you can live forever

If I were immortal and some chick I barely knew wanted me to give up eternal life for her, I'd tell her to fuck herself and fly to Thailand. Fuck that noise.

Kill yourself

cum on it

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back to Tumblr with you

You're fucking retarded.

Because you motherfuckers don't produce the shit, you just bitch and moan that shit being produced doesn't cater to your sensibilities.

But in a way, that's not even true. There are mainstream, right-wing movies e.g. The Incredibles or Dirty Harry. They're just rarer.

It's the same when you bitch and moan about Twitter or Facebook being controlled by libshits. Well, they made those platforms. Conservatives for some reason run no social media platforms and generally aren't innovators in those realms.

I mean Mel Gibson had the audacity to go get his own money and make his own shit with his own agenda.

Get money, git gud, and make your own propaganda.

>Conservatives for some reason run no social media platforms

The reason is that facebook and twitter are global, used by every religion, race, gender and ethnicity and that goes against everything the alt-right stands for. In a way, they're self-defeating.

Bullshit, it's become to a point where u can often see how things are going to play out because they're pandering to a specific trend or group.