HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE UN-JUST-ABLE ONE!

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE UN-JUST-ABLE ONE!

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THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB

Can you really blame him for lunging at this faggot?

My dad's lunged at me plenty of times. How is that grounds for divorce? Fucking upper class people, man.

do you think she ever showed "special" affection towards Maddox?

But he did get unJUST. He beat some gook shit subhuman, is free to bang prime teen pussy and doesn't have to pay support or alimony. Brad literally won.

She probably wanted to divorce him for a while, but this is the thing that will get people/the court on her side.

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lunge implies no actual physical contact, only momentary intent.

could she be any more desperate?

So he was acting like a man?

>Brad got cucked by a VC

Why do celebs even bother marrying each other? 90% of celeb marriages fall apart eventually and screw them on divorce, whats the fucking point? Based Hugh Jackman knew it well and married a 4/10 who will never leave him

> doesn't have to pay support

That's where you're wrong

>it's okay if a rich white guy does it

oh please if this was a stranger or a black guy being menacing you'd be crying for cops to shoot him

why does that '15 yearold' look like a 45 yearold chinese man?

>rescues a kid from destitution and poverty and sets him up to live a life of luxury and opulence beyond 99% of people who have ever lived
>hes still an ungrateful little emo faggot who embarrasses u by wearing his slipknot shirt in public

i would give the little shit a good slap round the ears too desu. brad did nothing wrong

Based brad beating up chink Vietnamese fucking shits.

FUCK I'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!

>Qt realizes this
>Picks a normal guy

I blame him for JUST lunging at this gaylord. He shoulda fucking obliterated him. God knows he could have gotten away with it, illuminati and all that shit

He doesn't, retard.

maddox is a little shitlicker and needed to be put in his place. good on you bradley

>threatening your 15 year old lanklet azn son is manly

I guess even millions of dollars can't clear the trash out of white folk.

well yeah... niggers are scary. Brad Pitt isn't

should have finished the job, Brad. I'm disappointed in you.

you sound homo or white

interchangeable really

fucking kill yourself cunt

she didn't ask for spousal support in the papers. the court can't award things she didn't ask for. please kill yourself

Brad should hire Mark Wahlberg to represent him during the divorce proceedings.

"if you could fight anyone, who would you choose?"

"I'd fight my wife's son"

>15 year old subhuman chink that looks like hes 30 and that you have to pretend you love while hes an ungrateful little faggot.

Little slanty eyed shit deserved his shit beat.

if i was this kid i would ask for money to fix my face desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

stay jealous of my BWC

>Didn't clobber the cunt

That's what ya get for letting an SJW try to collect them all.

t. self-hating white liberal

Shaniquas isn't going to suck your dick.

kek

>fragile white egos breaking

lmao

>BWC

pfftthhahaha everyone knows whites are the smallest

ooga booga, it's the first of the month. Time to collect EBT and tell Laquisha that ain't mah baby.

you fucking spear chucker.

t. Xu

Based Brad.

This. What's that fuck gonna do?

Cmon son, hit me

Marky and Brad should team up and star in a Vietnam flick. Id love to see them recking gook shits up.

>the most alpha man on earth can't escape getting JUSTed by a woman

Must be harsh on the child to know that everywhere he goes, he still looks only like the Jolie-Pitt's servant or janitor.

getting away from her will unJUST him, let's just hope he doesn't go the route of Depp

> spousal support and child support for a zoo full of children are the same thing

Off yourself

that boy is fapping

>implying Hugh "Huge Black Men" Jackman isn't a cock guzzling homosexual

It's called a "beard" user.

>literally addams family

12 Years a Slave

>shittalked by an asian monkey dressed like a google hoodlum

Brah.....

i had no idea they had a black girl, also a kid is missing

is "based" a euphemism for "gay"? Because Hugh Jackman doesn't give a fuck whether his beard is 4/10, as long as she keeps her fucking mouth shut while attending events with him.

She asked for neither, you massively retarded faggot. Read the thread next time, dipshit.

Brad's face when he doesn't know any of their names and just calls them all kid

I could understand adopting like one foreign kid but why the fuck start a collection?

Why would a couple voluntarily do this kind of shit to themselves

What did Bradley mean by this?

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she wants one of each

>Brad Pitt lunged at his 'son'
ftfy

Trying to feel for a heartbeat since Asians don't have souls

I bet they didn't expect the chink subhuman to turn out so fucking ugly. Literally has a worse hairline than 50 year old Brad.

bs
that kid is his fuckboy

Topkek

"You say something Brad? To get to my girlfriend Angie, you'll have to get through me first!"

*adopts karate pose*

The nigger daughter is more of a cunt, more entitled and outright vicious in her actions to other children and staff, she is literally Tyrone who won the lotto

This would have never happened had Jen let him have a kid.

she's smug as fuck

Why even one?

so, a family argument got out of hand.....that's normal
can't people handle any form of arguing these days..

It's like like a story out of Greek drama.

>handsome guy leaves wife for hotter, more sexual woman
>new women is batshit insane
>starts having more and more kids adopted
>new wife gradually turns into walking skeleton
>old wife ages like fine wine
>skeleton wife leaves you after spreading rumors you beat your children

All that's left is Brad blinding himself and fucking his mom.

Dis> game over white boys

>noble Asian man protects white women from savage entitled white boys

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Tell me more user?

What is she known to have done?

>be near maddox
>not lunging for him
I dont blame Brad, he did what any sane man would do in his position.

>the most alpha man on earth

nigga u wut? He isn't alpha. He's just a dumb pretty boy who got pussy-whipped by a crazy bitch.

>old wife ages like fine wine


HA HA no...

It's the chink faggot who probably blew it out of proportion and started screaming rape once the white man put his gook piss skin ass in his place.

She looks like the candy bar bitch from the 3rd purge

Let's not forget that his own biological kid is being brainwashed into being a tranny freak.

cool

This isnt your power fantasy, Xu.

>this body while approaching 50

She made the right choice.

as far as women go

>the only white kids are siamese twins

what a fucking freakshow.

>brainwashed

nah, whites are the most mentally ill of all races

Kill yourself reddit

>Brangalina divorce
>Ang gets custody of kids
>dies a year later from ovarian cancer
>no legal guardian
>Brad readopts his blood progeny
>chinks and nigs get deported

really makes ya tink

looks more like the talons of a vulture desu

>tfw you will never get a handjob from the claws of a plastic skeleton

gotta catch 'em all

amerifags lost vietnam btw

you also lost the current one

>Y'know I used to be a movie star with a wife and kids until I got into an argument with my wife's son

Brad lucked out once again. Beat that chink shit up and ditched the skelletor for prime pussy.

true, but think about their children, they would be 15-16 by now

WTF, I HATE MADDOX NOW

>ang dies
>Brad regains custody
>their multi ethnic kids pull up in a limo to brad's house
>excited to be living with dad again and letting the healing begin
>Brad opens the door to the house
>it's actually a fake door that leads into the back of a semi truck, which is then driven to LAX and all the kids deported to their home countries

Is there anything Brad can't do?

>Brangelina dies
>Jenn's divorce is imminent

post yfw Brad and Jenn reconcile like they should have had all those years ago

>amerifags lost vietnam btw

Get JUSTED

Hes unJUSTable.

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No. She probably spends little time with her kids until recently. Imagine your parents are two of the biggest movie stars for awhile, constantly at work. But you can still see them, on the screen. In fact you end up seeing them more on the screen.

Imagine going through puberty and the most you see of your mom is her as Lara Croft and her naked in Wanted.

stop making fun of me...

it's literally the headline

now go back on your HRT so you can serve nonwhites properly whitey

Post yfw Angelina only adopted black babies so she could get the BBC when they became teenagers
tfw no tendies to give any more

The longer you hold something up, the harder it collapses.

worth a (You)

>checked and keked

Kill yourself reddit

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

JUST thread?

>literally

Discarded, subhuman chink. Go back to eating fetuses, Xu.

Why are their kids so ugly? Even the biological ones are ugly.

Nope. unJUST thread. Based Brad won.

>L-R
>Scooter
>Sweetie
>Pal
>Buddy
>Kid

>exporting jobs from american people
>winning

kek

Zzzz dated stereotypes are dated. trailer trash cannibalism is also much more topical than any racist sensationalism.

meanwhile white boys are being shit on is prime material kek. go away to your cuck shed steve.

>Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
>Jolie-Pitt
her surname first instead his.
kek brad let angelina fuck with his status

>"lunged at..."
the fuck does that even mean? he didn't even touch him, did he?

>making shoes for American niggers for pennies an hour

You sure got us good, Lo Phan.

Did they adopt the antichrist?

What the fuck does "Lunges," Mean in this context? If you lunge at someone you are going to connect with them so what the fuck did he do? Did he do one of those quick movements to cause the other person to flinch and protect themselves?

I don't care for either but this really does look like Jolies side trying to blow shit out of proportion

>400 million divorce and he doesn't get to raise his own kids who are already becoming transgender monsters
>unJUST

Zzzzzz try hard memes are try hard.

Go coat hanger your unborn sister, Xu.

hes who ever says is the hottest guy in the world, other than maybe george clooney who is probably next

Jolie's lawyer is literally in bed with TMZ. You run the arithmetic.

One weird thing about being an orphan with celebrity parents: They are both gorgeous while you are most likely average or worse.

the last name is still Pitt retard

go to bed and die off pasty gramps

you're so backwards lmao. the world passed you by and you're still spouting the same shit

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How fucking bitter do you think that fight got?

>Jolie has cancer and had to shoulder burden of being a "homewrecker"

>Pitt gave up the love of his life and was stuck with a UN security council for a family

This is a lunge
youtube.com/watch?v=DwO9ynyctvo

Now imagine doing this on a plane. Mad world, innit?

Its ok Hu Flung Dung, you and your yellow friends can keep that lucrative 50 cent an hour sneaker-making job. You deserve it.

By the way, you need to go back to gold farming on Warcraft before you get caught slacking. They'll cut your fucking feet off man

the thing is, this reminds me of a friend i had irl who whenever i disagreed with him on anything he would go silent and then start saying "don't get angry"

>400 million
>implying

Brad literally only cares about his own actual kid and will probably fight for her. Hes not married to that skelletor anymore, doesn't have to raise some shitskin chinks and gets to bang hot young teen pussy. Pretty unJUST pham.

Stay mad and stay subhuman, gook

what's yours, is it Dicklet-Cuck or Cuck-Dicklet?

>he thinks everyone lives this way

confirmed for never leaving bumfuck hick town hahaha

poor untraveled whitey. so backwards so irrelevant. you work phobia is also going to lead you to a wonderful life of unemployment while some deserving hispanic, black or asian gets the job instead.

My dad legit wailed on me in the face and head, Hollywood kids are pussies

I think we can all agree that Brad should get custody of the white children.

>13-14yo
>hairline of a 40yo

>cumskin doesn't realize he is facing extinction and talking to his new masters

lmao. man the next 20 years is going to be rough for you poor whiteys. unwanted by your women. no jobs. can't compete in a globalized world. poor poor little white boy.

That's exactly what I'm implying, look it up yourself. He won't even get his own kids out because he's a drunk.
>implying he isn't already banging teen pussy behind Jolie's back

hahaha holy shit Brad literally superman'd to Maddox because Jolie was being a bitch? WHAAAAT holy shit all this "Breaking News," Shit sounds less and less believable

>kids still being deformed due due to agent orange poisoning
>Southeast Asia economically disadvantaged for over 40 years since end of war
>southeast asia home to thousands (millions?) of unexploded bombs

Yeah how will the US recover from this nightmarish defeat?

>spouting some ddelusional Cred Forums memes

Go back to r/asianmascusculinity, you subhuman gook. Stay mad, greasy baboon monkey.

the white kids look FAS as fuck

>all of asia is vietnam
>all of asia is a minefield
>what is cost of living

whites are really stupid lmao

in a lot of places you'll get fucked in the ass regardless of whether your marry your female partner or not, common law marriage and whatnot also rich people usually marry rich people to avoid said scenarios honestly I think Brad wouldn't be so fucked if they didn't have any children, they are both rich as fuck and dont need money from each other.
Nevertheless Angelina is a vapid cunt and she'll probably try to drain him as hard as she can to teach him a lesson and she probably will do it considering they have like 6 kids together.

I've been to China, Japan, Mongolia, Thailand and Singapore.

Japan was great. Very clean, polite, and they love whiteys. Singapore is similar. You're neither of those.

Mongolia is poor and rough. Mongols don't shitpost on the internet - they're too busy knife fighting in -20 degree weather.

Thailand. Guess what happened in Thailand? Yeah.

China was the worst fucking country I have ever been in. So fucking nasty and polluted and people are fucking ugly and unbearable. They scream all the time, shit on the street, and have no concept of human decency.

Anyway, you're fucking chinaman, aren't you?

You VC bro?

>gramps still spouting the same old shit

lmao. I can tell you're shaking. poor cumskin.

The key argument Jolie's lawyer wants to make is that Brad is a reckless drunk. The FBI getting involved and possibly prosecuting Brad for child endangerment was probably not part of the plan, but if the FBI do prosecute then Jolie will probably win full custody. The judge might not even grant visitation rights, even.

>America went to war with all of Asia

Why are Vietnamese so stupid?

Oh yeah, the agent orange.

Bitch is more vascular than me
>tfw Jelly of ghoulish Jolie

>fail analogy is fail

man cumskins are really dumb aren't they

>Americucks go to defend a country from """"""the bad guys""""""
>leaves that country in ruins
really makes you tihnk

Stay mad and stay subhuman, Xu.

How the fuck was he putting a child in danger? He wasn't flying the fucking plane.

>Murrica turns up to save the day
>Get btfo by natives that don't want them there
>Throws a hissy fit and destroys country in retaliation and calls it a victory

>i-if I keep saying the same thing maybe I'll look right

nope. time to go away forever gramps.

>his one real daughter is already acting like a bulldyke tumblerina
>Angelina when from a hot beautiful woman to Bagul
>he's probably going to lose like 70-90% of his fortune
>plus monthly alimony checks
>all his hope is currently on his son that's going to be raised by Angelina fucking Jolie
poor Brad.

>>Get btfo by natives
With USSR help m8.

You can't even look abusive in today's liberal society. Have you been living under a rock? Brad's legal team is feeling lucky that it was just a "lunge" and not a spanking, which would probably get him jail time.

Anybody else day dream about being a third world kid who was adopted by Brangelina?

>destroys country in retaliation and calls it a victory

what else would you call that? sure sounds like a fucking victory to me.

she looks like Iggy pop tho

Do you think her sons fuck her?

also this

from gulf of tonkin to how it ended. holy shit vietnam was just america throwing a tantrum at a sovereign nation. it's literally "stop liking what I don't like" paid in lives because americuck dicks shrivel at anything red

>retaliation
gulf of tonkin was a confirmed false flag. your countrymen and innocent lives died over lies because you wanted a sovereign nation to be under your control.

learn history

I wonder if some of the kids will start fucking between them after they reach puberty, they are not genetically related after all

You never ever stick it in crazy, let alone marry and adopt 6 kids with crazy.

BRING ME THE VIRGINS AND THEIR FERTILE ENERGIES

ITT: communists from Cred Forums invade

>implying it has to do with me wanting to be right.

I take great comfort in the knowledge that your some asassblasted subhuman chink and there's nothing you can do about it. Stay mad and stay subhuman, baboon faced gook.

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Asian fuckers most likely will rape brad kids.

>thinks anything he's said over a dozen times has any meaning

kek

why are cumskins so unimaginative they're barely can be considered human. more like pig colored devils.

>communists
>Cred Forums

legit spooked right now duder

My uncle broke my neck three times, these pussy bitch Americans are ridiculous

Communism actually SJW ideology now.

>he's dressed as CIA

bait

Saddox
Baddox
Daddox
Laddox

>Shiloh Pitt
>spoonerism of Pile O'Shit
Harsh.

Brad is just looking for a way out. No way he wants to spend his time raising kids who aren't biologically his. No man in his right mind would.

>keep it together Brad, nobody notices anything

Why would Brad be upset? Angie is old and used. He can have any woman he wants now, no problems.

ITT: southeast asians (literally the worst tier of asians) think that having your country bombed to the stone age while the Soviet Union supplies you weapons, then becoming tools of a corporatist government anyway is "victory"

He was there for the adoptions and shit, why should he get denied custody for kids he also raised. "H-he was drunk!" Motherfucker has 6 kids, he can't drink and tell his kid to.shut the fuck up, like most parents do? Angelina is some fucking psycho bitch. Hope Leo teaches Brad his hedonistic ways.

>HoChiMinh cucks Brad

Bullshit power couple they where

my uncle legit raped me multiple times, hollywood kids are such pussies

>getting so BTFO by a 15 yr old teenlet that you lunge at him.

JUST

>tfw you only want custody of the white kids but it would look bad if you say it so you have to try to get it for all of those shit heads

you can't rape the willing, faggot

What you mean?

my uncle worked at nintendo but never told me any details about anything.
pussy ass hollywood kids, I swear.

Angelina is the reverse Woody Allen

I don't care what any broad who's cut of her tits alleges

Sorry, just don't and will not ever

>yfw Brad "the arm" Pitt gets BTFO

>the state of modern family

holy shit I want off this ride

>ange will never be your adopted mother who tucks you in and relieves your blue balls

Its not fair

Angelina is a lesbian search it up.
Step your game up normies.

just wanted you to know that this post was good

WHAT THE FUCK IS A LUNGE

>He moved rapidly in my general direction
>Child abuse

Is society fucking retarded, or what?

Doing it on an airplane is what's causing all the hubbub, m80.

Lesbians aren't real. There is no historical evidence of women being anything more than bisexual. Female sexuality is different to male sexuality. Just as female behaviour is different to male behaviour. She's bisexual.

>niggers could be doing those jobs
lol murikkka

for a second i thought he'd attacked some other person named maddox

>be immensely rich
>wife is crazy
>wife adopts annoying fucking kids which ruins the good life
> wife lets herself go atrociously
> wife loses breasts, reproductive organs
>wife bitches non stop
>billy bob was there first
>he threw her away
>billy bob would treat brad Pitt like Sean William Scott in Mr woodcock
Brad is a pussy in saying that I hope brad doesn't leave a cent of his money or have any association with those adopted disasters

So Brad is going to have a kid with Marion Cotillard and Jolie is going back to fuck her brother?

Probably grabbed him by the front of his shirt for like a second before he ran off squealing to hide behind his """""""""mom""""""""""""""

Sounds like you never had a father around

i wonder if he jerks off while sniffing mommies dirty clothes and shoes

>You will NEVER have a mother that is worth defending at your own expense.

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It's pretty funny how triggered Americans get when you bring up their piss poor military record.
>w-we didn't really lose Vietnam the hippies made us leave!

If he has a kid with Marion it's guaranteed autistic

You still lost, why are you so angry Charlie?

>not giving him a MAGA hat

just a technicality

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6kKhlX8vU

Whitey got BTFO!!

Literally Ugly people: the show

Heh, is that what your daddy did user? Strut himself like some silverback gorilla asserting dominance over a child like he would in a bar fight?

I don't think he has to try that hard to get off with her
She's a known freak, she used to keep a vile of Billy Bob's blood around her neck and would french kiss her brother.
That kid has probably seen her nude thousands of times, talks/flirts with her about crazy shit all the time. He's living the dream; to have a legit milf mommy +she's loaded and don't need no man. This is the ultimate mommas boy life

Look at that dead gaze in Brad's eyes.

Who should they cast to play Brad Pitt in the inevitable biopic?

I think Bradley Cooper would do well.

Why did you write bish instead of bitch? Sounds the same as when you replace fuck with frick.

>Look at that dead gaze in Brad's eyes.

He's at a handegg game, makes sense.

He wasn't there for the older kid though. He was with Jolie for like 2 years before she dated Pitt.

>Maddox wants to bond with Brad like any kid wants to bond with their father
>Brad shuts him down
>Maddox forms a deep connection with Angie
>Years later, Brad wonders why Maddox is siding with Angie in an argument

>blek

south african Brad? I like

So is MArion Cotillard /ourgirl/?

>young Angelina is literally a 10/10

She clearly has Voight's face. Wow.

no she's MINE

>Rocky Dennis tier face.

No

fuck off

I think Maddox always despised Brad for coming between him and his mom.

Brad didn't like him either for similar reasons, like Angelina loving Maddox more than she does him. Their dynamic has many undertones normies will never understand

>Look at this faggot
>Look at this ungrateful fuck
>He would still be starving in fucking africa if I didn't save his sorry ass
>This fuck thinks he can talk back to his literal savior
>Holy fuck, my wife brainwashed him into thinking she is always right
>Jesus christ this fucking family

Brad probably went full retard as he sat on the plane and these thoughts ran through his mind.

She didn't ask for spousal support.
Find me the source that says she didn't ask for Child Support.

Wasn't Maddox adopted before her relationship with Brad? So, then it's kind of like a step-father thing. Here's Maddox happy that he has a mom in the first time in a long time. They're playing together, she treats him like a little prince, then along comes the new boyfriend and Angie doesn't know how to balance her time with the both of them.

they should've never gave you niggas money

>Mfw white people keep doing this crazy shit.

>This fuck thinks he can talk back to his literal savior

But that's wrong. Angelina is his saviour.

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Even the UNJUSTABLE like Brad can get fucking JUSTED cause he stuck his dick in crazy.

>they love whiteys
were you too stupid to realize they were patronizing you or were you only in japan for a couple of days? i lived there and they dont love whiteys.

She was only slightly crazy when they hooked up, but Billy Bob Thorton ultimately made the correct choice when he dumped her. He even got to fuck her in her prime, raw, and everywhere.

Then she wouldn't shut the fuck up about adopting babies from Africa.

Crazy is crazy. Yeah sure, stick your dick in crazy but don't fucking marry it and stick around. You are just going to end up JUST like brad.

I didn't know he had a child named Maddox and I was like what? did he fight the Cuck youtuber?

women don't know shit about men, when men start to become adult they start to defy their fathers, I did it with my dad, in fact we can't occupy the same space, it's natural. Bitches know shit

He had a good 14 years, all things considered. That being said, whether or not the FBI lock him up largely depends on whether or not Angelina has anything left for him in his cold cruel heart. She could basically dump all of his dirty laundry onto the FBI, take the kids, take the houses, leave him penniless, and get him killed in prison.

She looks like Merkel wtf

He lasted 14 years cause he is brad. Like the OP said, everyone thought he was unJUSTable

He only got justed because Angelina became a different person from the one he married. He literally only found out about her intent to divorce 24 hours in advance, while he was off the property no less. She conspired against him for a long time.

Nah. Angelina was fucking insane all along. Brad only took 14 years to discover that. With hindsight, the red flags were there all along

I know you're exaggerating, but is the FBI really investigating him?

yeah good luck getting a new husband with a tit missing. She's the one who got justed. finally brad got tired of her stupid depression after hitting the wall

>do you feel in charge?

Yeah because the fight took place in-flight on an airplane.

I'm pretty sure he blames himself for having a transgender daughter andall those children who are not his son consider him his dad.

just how can a person fool himself so bad? Brad had everything ffs!

Outstanding

>The most attractive man in the world
>Your famous attractive wife cuts off her tits, won't fuck you and ages like milk
>You're forced to raise a bunch of shitty kids that aren't even yours
>Your perfect genes will never be preserved
Surely Brad just wants off this wild ride.