>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?
Go to the dentists
show them my dubbs
looks like you 8 one of your dubs
You need to praise kek my friend
lick their feet
take out my penis and start masturbating
how would they react?
Was getting dubs part of your plan?
they would unsheath their katanas and teleport behind you
They'd take pics and show them to the cops
Praise kek!
get on my knees and start rubbing their feet, i must do everything in my power to please my goddesses
>Count to ten while I stare at them blankly because that's what The Driver would do
>"Uhhh, are you OK weirdo?"
>"Of courshe"
>Girls try to ignore me
>Pull out coin and airtank + ramrod. Throw coin at their feet
>"Call it, friendo"
A daring synthesis
Nice
>Hey, how about I be your footrest? Wouldn't that be funny? Hahaha. Go ahead and take your sandals off too lmao!
>mods deliberately ignoring this thread
qa
ha ha
Wait our left or their left?
turn 360 degrees and masturbate
what kind of shit is this, they didn't even call me a faggot
>go to the dentists
wtf??
Look at how shit Kendall is, with her flabby thighs
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