Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

show them my dubbs

looks like you 8 one of your dubs

You need to praise kek my friend

lick their feet

take out my penis and start masturbating

how would they react?

Was getting dubs part of your plan?

they would unsheath their katanas and teleport behind you

They'd take pics and show them to the cops

Praise kek!

get on my knees and start rubbing their feet, i must do everything in my power to please my goddesses

>Count to ten while I stare at them blankly because that's what The Driver would do
>"Uhhh, are you OK weirdo?"
>"Of courshe"
>Girls try to ignore me
>Pull out coin and airtank + ramrod. Throw coin at their feet
>"Call it, friendo"

A daring synthesis

Nice

>Hey, how about I be your footrest? Wouldn't that be funny? Hahaha. Go ahead and take your sandals off too lmao!

>mods deliberately ignoring this thread

qa

ha ha

Wait our left or their left?

turn 360 degrees and masturbate

what kind of shit is this, they didn't even call me a faggot

>go to the dentists
wtf??

Look at how shit Kendall is, with her flabby thighs

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