I was at the cinema last night and there were these edgy teens making a mess of everything and causing way too much noise. I walked up to them and started shining with my phone at their faces telling them to clean their shit. The look on their faces was priceless since i'm a 7 foot tall male who has been going to the gym for quite some time. You could even see the tears of fear in their eyes. Best part yet: the rest of the cinema applauded me and these kids got kicked out shortly after by the staff.
Any way whats some funny shit that has happened when you were at the cinema watching a movie guys?
Gabriel Russell
Last time I went to see something this manlet went up and started shining his pocket wind up torch in this groups face So he got thrown out, it was pretty weird honestly
Noah Hill
hmm full story?
Kevin Brooks
one time, halfway through the movie these black teens came running in, screaming and yelling. Oh wait, that's every time.
Bentley Ortiz
I am sure they will just hire more people to help clean
Jace Green
lol I make a mess like this everytime. Serves them right if they charge me 15 dollars for a ticket, 5 dollars for a popcorn and 5 dollars for a drink
Dominic Allen
Do American cinemas actually have fucking food troughs attached to the seats?
Henry Martin
>being tall means youre tough meme
Ayden Perry
>its not even a desk its an entire bucket attached to the chair
Asher Diaz
the problem is that what you call a drink in america, we call family pack in europe
Gabriel Perez
this
i always make sure to drop a stink bomb before i leave
Lucas Cooper
spotted the manlet
Adam Flores
lol
Robert Torres
What the fuck are those immense food troughs in the picture? Who needs something like that in a cinema?
Julian James
americans
they also have wheelchairs for fat people
Cooper Rogers
I feel bad for you people because you will never see the funniest version of MIB3 where there is a crying baby in the audience and the woman refuses to take the little crotch droppling out until I yell "I WILL EAT YOUR BABY!"
Auditorium erupts in laughter louder than any reaction to the jokes on screen.
William Allen
hahahahaha holy fuck look at how wide those lanes are ahaheeaheh
they eat out of fucking troughs holy shit im dying
>america
Ian Morris
they have to be mobility scooter accessable
Christopher Anderson
newfags replying to the same copy pasta post, posted that last 6 year
Liam Bennett
You're phone should have been off during the movie you dick. If I was there I would have smacked the shit out you
Thomas Gray
ok well, >be me >go movies >look at near-empty cinema and pick a seat in the middle area for best viewing experience >nothing goes wrong >live in white australia lmfao fucken shit countries can't even watch movies in peace
Thomas Gray
>black people are in the theater >something crazy happens in the movie >blacks start doing backflips up and down the aisle
EVERY TIME
Julian Ward
Australian here. I was in the US for 2 months and every time I I went to see a movie I couldn't hear it over the sound of guns
Now I'm back in Australia and I can't watch a movie unless I hear gunfire in the background