He was seduced by...Snoke

He was seduced by...Snoke...

snoke 'caine?

say what you will about SW7 but Princess Leia was the best CGI I have ever seen.

no, not planet cocanium

"Han, what happened to my English accent?" - cocaine lady

I hope they kill her off in the next movie

Idk. Star Wars is the only thing keeping her a halfway human looking. They should force her into cameos just so she doesn't kill herself.

wtf ? Jabba and Solo are mates now ?

She's not even fat

what happened to her voice?

Mace/Snoke seduced that tight boipucci with his purple lightsaber.

I just hope we never see her or any of the original trilogy characters again after a brief farewell in the next film

DUDE I MAKE FUN OF ELDERLY WOMEN LMAO

I literally walked out the movie theater at this point

I metaphorically walked out of this thread at this post

I want the digits.

Smoking is a hell of a habit.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THE POST BELOW MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH SHI-

yes it is

*snoking

Nice digits.

check em

The Force is strong with this one

Nice, very nice.

Smoking on Snoke.

Gotta wonder if Snoke preys on young boys.

This is quite the thread!

Best part is these are my best work,

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butthurt roasties lmao

Snoke is such stupid fucking name. Every time one of them said it I cringed.

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..by Snooki?

SW has always kept names simple to be easily remembered

>Han
>Luke
>Leia
>Ben
>Snoke
>Rey
>Finn
>Poe

only 1-3 fucked things up with long names

dont put me in the screencap

Name 5.

Qui-Gon
Anakin
Darth Maul
Palpatine
Sebulba

the force awakens is a fun to watch remake of a new hope but not nearly as good

don't worry hopefully the Empire remake will be better

>Qui-Gon
>Anakin
>wahh there are six letters instead of four boo hoo
>Darth Maul
Nigger don't make me slap you.
>Palpatine
That's his last name.
>Sebulba
Literally who?

Too late.

we only know him as Palpatine or Senator Palpatine, Sheev is never said in the movies

Snoke is probably the dumbest name in the entire franchise and this is the franchise that has people named Sleazebaggano in it

>Satanic 6 6s
>hell of a habit

smokers confirmed never going to heaven lmao

Anakin and Palpatine were conceived in the OT. What was he supposed to do, retcon their names?

Emperor Ben sounds really threatening.

Sure, but that's like calling Luke "Skywalker" then complaining that name's too long and listing literally non-characters' names to go with his prequelshitting agenda.

no because they keep calling him "luke" throughout the movies

And they call Anikin "annie" for the majority of it.

I think that's just his mom and Jar Jar and only in the first one