Can we have a "what the fuck happened" thread?

Yeah I actually did. It was your typical tinder one night stand. She fucked good though.

Typical bitch with daddy issues.

other than the juicy phat thighs she is completely avarage

not everyone on this board is a permavirgin

>She fucked good
it didn't happen

>tfw I know a white girl with juicy phat latina-tier thighs and ass
>she doesn't have a bf
What do

So did you both fuck her? DP?

>women age like milk
You dont say

Felicia Day was never hot, the only time she looks attractive at all is when she's either in blurry shots like or studio-shot touched-up photos with complimentary lighting and she got her hair done and makeup applied by a professional 2 minutes before.

chloroform

I fixed it up a bit.
I take it she's not a natural redhead?

I didn't fuck HER I fucked a girl similar to her.

just be her friend. DO NOT act interested. Every girlfriend I've had has asked me out. It's magic. Women seem to be attracted to dudes who ignore them or show no interest. It's strange.

this, she's average as fuck but was one of the first to use the grill gamer niche

This killed bellatap

I think she is a natural redhead but she tints it
good riddance

Plastic surgery is cancer.

I can forgive the boobs but the nose was a mistake

Guess who this is.

Peter Weller?

>somehow

Cred Forums fails to understand the passage of time general

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Mickey Rourke

Thanks for the ruining reminder
It's Renee Zellweger

first picture is from 2013
the second is from 2016.
Are you trying to tell me that woman age 20 years in the space of three years?

everytime

Literally how? How is this possible?

WASSUP GUYS

There's not even a single day in my life where I miss Bellatap. He truly was the worst thing out of this shitty board.

Hes becoming his father

She looks like a old Emma Stone

Drugs

T H I C C
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>picture of her smiling, hair and make up styled professionally, perfectly lit room
>picture of her mid-speech, little to no make up, on a webcam

She's always looked like a fucking turtle, you just got tricked

A Ruin

What drugs do to your body.

he must of thought Jackass would go on forever and he'd always be popular and making money.
I feel sorry for the guy

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she obviously lost a lot of weight

Your entire post reeks of trying to sound like someone he saw get laid in a movie once.

I prefer NOW. And yes, I am a nigger.

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This would be an interesting ride

she can see now

She's pulling a stupid face in poor lighting, user. Have you ever seen a real woman? Have you ever taken a photograph of anything? This should be obvious, user.

here's her a 20 years old.
would you fuck

That's what happens when women think staying attractive just means diet.

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>head replaced with wagon wheels
Has Hollywood cosmetic surgery gone too far?

Thats what happens when women stay in the sun and get pissed on the daily thinking nothing will happen

why don't the Olsen twins ever smile with their teeth? Pursed lips smiles just make you look insecure.

RIP

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The right looks like the sort of person you would have sex with but then not brag about it to anyone and kind of try to push it to the back of your mind

T. Done some regrettable things

Ehh I've always just hinted at passing interest, flirts here, suggestive compliments there.

She's skinny and not especially tan. I think that was a shot and a miss on your part.

>tfw user hasn't seen girls without makeup.

Negative ass.

You have no idea what I'd fuck

she literally used to be a fucking 10/10
don't do drugs, kids

Me on the right

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>thinking you can determine someones gender just by looking at them
Check your privilege, shitlord.

You went to Ross?

>Tfw worked at subway with a girl that had a pair of tits near exactly like prime lohans.
>Tfw she pityfucks me non stop for about 9 months raw
>She's six months pregnant

she's wearing makeup you tool.
eyeliner, mascara, foundation, blush, eyebrows are tinted too

The saddest one, I won't even search for after pics because we all know it

White women
Not even once
Kek

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>she peaked at 16

Just like all women.

Why can't women into aging?

Nows better desu

She's always looked like an ugly camel

TOP FUCKING KEK
he didn't aged well

Looks like the mum from American Horror Story

Tara Reid is a perfect example of what was considered hot in the early 2000s

>peroxide blonde hair
>baby face
>big tits
>skinny waist but sort of a fridge body
>long legs
>okay ass but nothing special
>airhead personality
>annoying voice

>70 years old

>implying

Nigger, he's 70.

I got another. Cassandra Peterson as Elvira was my first crush. She still looks good at 65 years old.

also Sigourney Weaver

I'll see your Susan and raise you one Mel.

I don't have more please stop

>have a crush on Elvira
>finds out she's a natiral redhead, that crush turns to love
>see her nudes and her hairy firery bush, she becomes Soulmate-tier

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>35 years old

He just got a bit fat. He still looks decent otherwise. He was already in his 40s and 50s in Stargate so he's definitely aged well.