Movie about Italians starts

I have first generation Italians who came Peasant, WW2 Italy in my family and they talk exactly like this.

What's Sicily like? Is it Italy's Ireland?

it's like America's South except with an even larger economic divide.

>
Italian americans do that.
They are not italians

I have an actual Italian friend who visited New York recently and she was shocked at what "Little Italy" was like. She said it was like a bad parody and nothing like any place in Italy

that's probably exactly the truth
italy actually doesn't look any different than any other country, except for little towns in the south or stuff like that

>Any Italian American
>AYE WHAT'S A MATTER YOU, AH?
>YOU CACKSUCKUH JEW MUDDAHFUCKA

This, we don't talk like that in Italy, though our regional dialects may be funny to hear. Also we don't gesticulate that much.

It really is a parody my friend, we're quite normal actually

although I love the OP hand gesture, it can be used in so many different situations to say so many things

You do gesticulate a lot more than Anglos, hence why it's something we pick up on.

t. Brit who lived in Italy for two years.

>we're quite normal
Not so fast, Luigi.
cnn.com/cnn/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/index.html

>it's-a only southern italians
>it's-a only american italians

Fuck off dago, I've been in northern italy

american tourists are the niggers of Europe

Fuck off, Italians aren't the niggers of Europe.
Muslim Immigrants are the niggers of Europe.

>Dago

t. literal amerinigger

Hey guys, why are Polish jokes so short?

So Italians can understand them.

Fact of the matter is that Italy is one of the 6 greatest countries on earth. If you aren't from these countries you're absolutely a subhuman.

i hate italians so god damn much

WATCH IT, OP

YOOAH TALKIN TO DA BOSS OF THE FAMILY

>Russia
that image was almost perfect

I like my country though even though it's not on the list

Italy is not white. Italians, please do not come to my country.

why do italians live with their mothers well into their 30s?

Who are worse when it comes to muh heritage. Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans?

>europe

you mean europestan

>USA
you mean Estados Unidos

irish people have been beaten down by jews so badly are you even asking this question faggot

muh famine muh orange thats it

fuck off retard

they are both shit

they were the niggers of the US

>Italy is not white
that's the equivalent of telling someone he isn't a pathetic beta cuck, thanks
>please do not come to my country
which is?

>movie about italians starts

actually that'd be the millions of refugees from africa and the middle east

if you don't live in Paris/London/Germany you're fine

>which is?

Albania

I'm Sardinian, I gesticulate a whole fucking lot and everyone always makes fun of me for that.
Could be worse though, at least I have no accent

No they just have a New York or Philly accent. You're not an asshole, you're an "eeaswhole"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_HlFKfSS410

Irish became cops so they could be the ones treating people like niggers

Italians formed the mob and eventually assimilated into the upper echelons of government. Irish catholics to this day still live in ghettos and have kids they can't afford.

It's seen as a good thing to stay home and care for your parents, so they know where you are and if you're getting into trouble.

British and American culture teaches parents to be cutthroat enough to their children to raise them lovingly till they're old enough to have their shit together, and push them out of the nest with all odds against them, so they must start from scratch and inherit nothing to build "character".

Even in Japan and China where kids get beaten for bad grades, they aren't left to starve on the street after being raised by a single mother who posts "50 is the new 25" on facebook.

PIPIDDU CUCURREDDU AJÒ I AEV NO ACSENT TRAST MI NURAGHE PECORELLE

seems accurate to me

>movie about ww1
>they finally leave the trench and run into no man's land
>CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON starts playing

L'ITALIANO: DURANTE
LA SUA INFANZIA... È OBBLIGATO A MUNGERE
CAPRE..VACCHE... PULIRE STALLE
``L'ITALIANO ``SEMINA`` PATATE. CIPOLLE`` E SVOLGE LAVORI
AGRICOLI!!..l'italiANO NON FA IL BAGNO , NON STUDIA ,
NON VA A SCUOLA , AL COLLEGIO NON VA ALL'UNIVERSITÀ È UN ESSERE IGNORANTE GOFFO,
CHIUSO , BRUTO , STUPIDO , VOLGARE , RIPUGNANTE

-COS'È L'ITALIANO IN ``LATINO ???

*``ITALICVS PUZZOSVS SCIMMIVS``

COME RICONOSCERE UN ItaliANO È LA COSA PIÙ FACILE, QUI CITIAMO LE SUE CARATTERISTICHE PRINCIPALI:

0- SONO BRUTTI, ORRIBILI, ABIETTI, INSIGNIFICANTI... PUZZOLENTI
1- SONO MARRONI, COLOR CACCA, TENDENTE AL RAMATO, SEMBRANO STRONZI
2- SONO NANI, DA 1M50 A 1M60, SEMBRANO ELFI APPENNINICI
3- HANNO LE ZAMPE CORTE O LE ZAMPE ARCUATE, VERI ABBOZZI DELLA NATURA
4- NON HANNO CULO, NÉ GLI UOMINI NÉ LE DONNE
5- NON HANNO COLLO, SEMBRANO VERMI CON FANGO
6- HANNO IL NASO TREMENDO, DI CONDOR, O TUCANO
7- SONO ORECCHIONI, GIÀ I LOMBARDI LI CHIAMAVANO COSÌ
8- HANNO GLI OCCHI INCLINATI E NON HANNO PALPEBRE
9- HANNO GLI ZIGOMI SPORGENTI
10- HANNO IL VISO TONDO E GONFIO , QUESTE FACCE DA GUANACO

Name one film where this happens

Little People Having Big Fun 3

>tfw sei sardo e non sai neanche parlare il tuo dialetto
Gggiuro mate, non ho l'accento :(

We don't have money to move out, Jobs here are underpaid.
Hehe read that, very weird
Absolutely true but not as much as one would expect, r-right?
No risk about that lol. Please don't come to Italy, already full of Albanian jerks
>muh respect for all fear for no one
And then they're the first to start a mess and expecting one to not react
>no accent
Top kek

>he can't greentext correctly

lmao kid get outta here

People think that just cause you dont get jail time it's legal, you're gonna be fined between 5k-30k € cause it's still illegal

I really don't, I swear
My parents always spoke to me only in Italian, so
I hardly even understand my own dialect. Whenever I try to say something in it, people will tell me that I'm butchering it and that I sound like an immigrant. Most assume I'm not even from Sardinia.

What's the name of it, I'm curious

Not sure, but I think he's talking about this imdb.com/title/tt0245562/

FA
GET
A
BOUT
IT
MARIO

Fuck off Will.

probably captain bartorelis mandolin or someshit like that

it had mandolin in the title that's all i remember

AY
OH
AY

youtube.com/watch?v=6zsmlO-DOj0
This one.

AY I'M WALKING EREEEEEE

>"I'm half Irish you know"
>well, my great great grandfather once lived in Ireland for 2 years so that means I'm pretty much Irish."

Why are Americans so obsessed with trying to find European ancestry anyways?

Hint, they were all losers from the bottom rung of the latter, that's why they fled to America.

I don't see anything wrong with it.

IMO it's more meaningful than your citizenship. Citizenship is just a piece of paper, your ancestry is your blood, your heritage, your culture, your people, etc. I say that as an eurofag.

Unless you're really mixed, then it's no point to consider yourself anything other than the country you're born in i guess.

>Sauce
>Not gravy

You fucked up

youtube.com/watch?v=PHDM3MFFQ7Q

Why are Italian Americans so obsessed with the idea of cocksucking?

>audibly hear

remove the USA and I agree

>Fellini will never direct the Jershey Shore movie adaptation

Pure. Reality kino

>deletes my night thread
>reposts it a few hours later
>steals all my (You)s

Aye you got some nyervss OP. I outta punish yoo fah datt. Now if yoo evah steall my threaddssagainn I give yoo a very hardd tyme, capisce?

gabbagoo'?

ova' here.

Because they are huge mommyboys. Also lazy

and with little personal debt
and high home ownership per capita

not everyone is a subhuman goy who falls for bankster propaganda

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH now I have to see it

>he doesn't know about the bots

More like Italy's Mexico.

It's the fact that historically, we're children. We haven't lived here for thousands of years and thus, the European identity is still there. It's partially why so many people claim Native American descent. I've met blond haired, blue eyed mother fuckers who claim to be "mostly Cherokee". It's always fucking Cherokee too. Faggots.

T. Absentee Shawnee of Oklahoma/Serbian diaspora

THATSA SPICY GABBAGOOL

>It's always fucking Cherokee
I'll never understand that, the only respectable native that ever lived was Crazy Horse and that's because he fought to the bitter end, so if I really had to claim injun ancestry I'd claim Sioux.

>the only respectable native that ever lived
this fucking retard

All the others were cucks that let their genocide happen apart from Geronimo.
Hell, there were even some cucks that fought and died at Alamo for the White Man.

>AYYYY FUCK YOU
>YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
>YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
>YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
>YOU FUCK MY WIFE?
>YOU FUCK MY WIFE?

Incest is not that sacred in Italy.They're ok with fucking their own mothers and you can stay there as long as you want so it's a win/win situatioh.

I suppose it's because of the area I live in, the American southeast. Supposing they're really of Native descent, it's more likely it's Shawnee. Cherokee did live here, but not specifically in my area. Seriously though, natives in my area are dicks.
>Be 10 and 1/8th Absentee Shawnee
>Don't qualify for membership due to blood quantum
>Visiting grandmother with family
>cousins start picking on me
>being little shits because they're redskin as redskin can be
>get my ass beat because I make fun of one of their names being a jewish one
Fuck that prairie nigger side of my family.

I work at a restaurant and the head chef is from Salo and he sounds nothing like that. His accents sounds more like a more nasal Slav/Russian accent.

>genoa trying to lay claimant to the cross of st. george

Give it up, guys, you're only a city, now.

And the millions of natives that lived and died before europeans arrived? Wasn't there a single one of them that you would consider respectable?

there's more cultural differences between a northern and a southern Italian region than between entire new world anglo countries, so those people have trouble understanding how varied Italy is after being balkanized for thousands of years

it would be like watching American movies and assume Australians sound like USA rednecks

Northern Italians and Southern Italians look exactly the same, though.

they don't though, frequencies for blondism and light eyes have a strong north.south gradient, and the distribution of classic European types like Alpine, Mediterranean, Dinaric is also varied

genetically speaking, the difference between a north Italian and a south Italian is bigger than the difference between a Spaniard and a Frenchman

>I live in my mama's basement to stick it to the jews

>I get in huge debts as early as possible in my life for nothing because it's my choice, I'm totally not a good goyim guys

Ma I settle down with a different girl every night and then n the morning I'm free to be with you

>no spain

are you retarded?

spain is an objectively inferior country compared to those six.

>Hitler on the lower-right corner of the Germany collage

Cred Forums never fails

>I'm a broke fat sexless manchild who suddenly turns into a financial planner when muh 'lifestyle' is questioned

>I'm projecting

hyphenated american cargo culture is one of the worst things about this countyr in general but italian-americans take it to a whole other level of tacky bullshit. even mexicans are better

Why is that 12-year-old wearing his father's suit?

Not this user but I've got an older half-brother who tries to justify living off our parents well into his mid-thirties without a bank account, education, or any outstanding debts as "economical".

I really don't like American italians, especially ones from new York, fucking hell their accents are annoying as well as their whole fucking demonioir.

It's ridiculous. Every successful guy I know moved out of their parents house when they were like 18.

The drive to be independent is part of what makes a success.

Evey NEET loser on r9k suddenly turns into Alan Greenspan when criticized though.

It is only Southern Italians.

My family is northern Italian and we can all agree that the farther South you go the more shitty and brown shit gets

italian nordicism is pretty pathetic, especially when the percentages are so low

You brown bastards have to admit what you are